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Here’s How To Get The Newest Turtleboy T-Shirt For The Spring And Summer

Here’s How To Get The Newest Turtleboy T-Shirt For The Spring And Summer

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Breaking news – new Turtleboy Shirts are in for the spring:



Wearing one of these shirts is like ratchet repellant.

Here’s the deal – they’re $20 and that includes free shipping. Normally we charge $15 and add the $5 for shipping and handling if you live outside of x-y-z town. But the Turtleboy elves are on strike so home delivery is problematic. We’re just shipping all of them. So it’s 15+5. Still a great deal, and a way for you to show support for the blog that loves you more than life itself.

However, if you go to the Buzz Barber Shop, located at 623 Chandler Street in Worcester, you can buy them there for $15. And get yourself a fresh cut from our girl Heather while you’re there. She’s been cutting Uncle Turtleboy’s hair for years. Used to work at Kay’s, and did the most American thing possible – quit her job and started her own business.

All transactions can be done with a click of the mouse using PayPal. If you don’t have a PayPal account, then make one by clicking hereIt takes two seconds. It links directly to your bank account and let’s you send money to friends and family for free. So when you send us shirt money you’re going to have these two options:

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Make sure to choose “send money to friends and family.” Because we are friends and family at Turtleboy Sports. Plus, PayPal takes a cut if it’s for good and services. Make sure to mention in the memo what size shirt you want and what address we are sending it to.

Our address that you’re sending it to is:

So yea, we expect to go through these bad boys pretty quickly. Get em now!!


Or get a mug:

Don’t Poke The Turtle Mugs Now Available At The Buzz Barbershop On Chandler Street Tatnuck Square

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7 Comment(s)
  • J
    June 30, 2017 at 10:19 am

    You are all a bunch of terrorist you deserve to be kick off of Facebook forever your raunchy disgusting slobs your a bunch of fucking animals which got nothing better to do than bash innocent people who don’t even know you exist. I think your a bunch if junkie’s that got nothing better to do than rob people of their personal lives you suck in my book your low life losers s bunch if morons your a disgrace to society. I hope and pray karma is in the way I’ll leave the rest up to God to deal with you you will not get away with what you have done in your disgusting reports of people you don’t even know your sickening to so many that you try to rob their lives with your bullshit horrible horrible devil worshippers your day will COME your going to hell believe me the worst lies come from you and the devil cause the worst lies he tells you there is no God just keep your eyes open and see the real truth not your fake lie shit

  • March 28, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    I want to see Turtleboy wearing a flat brimmed Bulls cap on tees and sweatshirts

  • Lt Dan
    March 26, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    Make it white and let’s have a wet t-shirt contest at the fucking kasbar

  • Mommie Dearest
    March 25, 2017 at 9:42 pm


  • Not a Perfectionist
    March 25, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    That T Shirt looks off-center, just sayin’

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 25, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Does 1st commenter get a free t-shirt?

    • Not a Perfectionist
      March 25, 2017 at 9:22 pm

      Hopefully I do

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