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Update: Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle. mugs are now on sale at the Buzz Barbershop on Chandler Street in Tatnuck Square!

Been a lot of bad news lately, so here’s some good news we liked to announce. The Turtleboy Sports coffee mugs are being released to the public:

Coffee is great, but it’s even better when you’re sipping it out of one of these bad boys. We all have an annoying coworker in the cubicle next to us. Teachers have kids who are misbehaving. Wives have husbands who aren’t doing their part to help around the house. Moms have kids who whine and bother them over every little thing. Luckily this mug is the solution to all your problems. Any time you are presented with someone who is annoying you, all you have to do is simply point to the mug:

And the rest will take care of itself. This works great with Turtleboy Jr. when he refuses to eat his vegetables. It will work for you too. People know better than to poke the turtle, especially early in the morning.

Buying these is really simple and all done over PayPal. They cost $10 each, or 3 for $25. Delivery is free to people who live in Worcester, Paxton, Rutland, Holden, Princeton, Sterling, Leominster, West Boylston, Boylston, Shrewsbury, Westboro, Northboro, Grafton, Millbury, Sutton, Northbridge, Auburn, Oxford, Webster, Charlton, Dudley, Oxford, Leicester, Spencer, and East Brookfield. If you live outside of this area then simply add on $5 (15 total) for shipping and handling for one mug, or $8 (33 total) for three.

It’s really, really easy. Create a PayPal account if you don’t have one. Then send the money to turtleboysports@yahoo.com. Make sure to choose “Send money to friends or family” because turtle riders are both friends and family. Do not choose “Pay for goods or services.”

Just let us know the address we are sending them to when placing your order. If PayPal is too complicated for you then feel free to message us on Facebook or email us at turtleboysports@gmail.com and we can arrange a different method.

We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible. Click on any of them to check out their sites or Facebook pages.

Wormtown Brewery, Union Tavern, Scavone Plumbing, Bennie’s Cafe,  JJM Insurance, Smokestack Urban Barbecue, Smitty’s Tavern, Julio’s Liquors, Solarreviews.net, The Gun Parlor Range, Attorney Anthony Salerno, Harris Auto Body, Rotti Power Equipment in West Boylston

Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.

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