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Failure Swift And Her Beta Male Husband Made A Video Whining About Having To Spend $20K To Sue Turtleboy, Urge People To Contact Rhode Island AG To Ban Me From Internet

Uncle Turtleboy / April 14, 2020

It’s been almost a year since Failure Swift hired a hack State Rep to sue Turtleboy in ALL CAPS…

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Hillbilly Hardo #2 Somehow Has A Worse Driving Record Than Hardo #1, Nearly Killed His Friend In A DUI, And His Fiance Took Him To Court For Child Support

Uncle Turtleboy / April 10, 2020

Dozens of turtle riders have helped us identify the second street tough who terrorized a West Warwick neighborhood and left…

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Hardo Hillbillies Who Terrorized West Warwick Neighborhood Are Both Fathers, Have Criminal Records, Use “Stay Home” Facebook Filters, Defended By Baby Momma

Uncle Turtleboy / April 10, 2020

Yesterday I published a blog about some hillbilly hardos down in West Warwick who kicked the shit out of…

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Tapioca Tornado And Make A Wish Eminem Unleash Epic Diss Track On Rivals In West Warwick After Leaked Gay Sex Video To Become Hardest Wangstas In Warwick

Uncle Turtleboy / January 14, 2020

The competition for biggest hardo in Rhode Island if officially over after a local Warwick man named Billy Palazzo,…

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West Warwick Zima Dumpster Complains About Drunk Drivers On New Years Eve, Forgets Posting Last Month Video In Car With Drunk Driver

Uncle Turtleboy / January 1, 2020

This is Ariana Deus from West Warwick. She was really upset last night after seeing so many drunk drivers…

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The Vaping Vajatron Was Committed To The Looney Bin But It Didn’t Stop Her From Calling Into The Live Show To Discuss Her Upcoming Court Case

Uncle Turtleboy / November 11, 2019

The West Warwick Vaping Vajatron Amanda Sawyer stopped posting on Facebook on Wednesday of last week, which was odd…

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Vaping Vajatron Amanda Sawyer Proposed Outside Of The West Warwick Police Station She Recently Washed Her Car At, And Has Been Doing Some Totally Not Crazy Shit The Last 2 Weeks

Uncle Turtleboy / October 24, 2019

It’s been two weeks since I published this blog about Amanda Sawyer, the so called West Warwick Vaping Vajatron, who made…

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The Vaping Vajatron Came On The Live Show Tonight To Explain Why She’s A Good Mother For Driving Around West Warwick With Her Car Decorated Like A Chalkboard

Uncle Turtleboy / October 8, 2019

Bristol and I were honored to have the perfectly sane West Warwick mother on the Live show tonight, who is…

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Vaping Vajatron Mom Is Picking Up Drunk West Warwick Strangers In Her Crazymobile So They’ll Listen To Her Rant About How She’s Harassing Her Son’s Ex-Girlfriend And Her Mother

Uncle Turtleboy / October 8, 2019

This is Amanda Sawyer of West Warwick. And she is a batshit crazy lunatic causing all kinds of drama…

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West Warwick Menstrual Maggot Has Been Living The High Life For 2 Months After Killing An Elderly Woman In A DUI Crash, Posted About Getting High Hours Before Crash

Uncle Turtleboy / July 26, 2019

Source: A Warwick man was arrested Thursday in connection with a DUI crash that killed an 80-year-old woman in May. West…

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West Warwick Wooly Slammoth and Sex Offender Sally Boyfriend Want To Give Your Children Free Fixed Up Bicycles, Nothing Suspicious Here At All.

Uncle Turtleboy / June 12, 2019

I try to live my life by a few simple rules. First and foremost is to never drink the water…

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Gelatinous Grundlequeef And Welfare Nacho Libre Drive Around West Warwick Smoking Blunts, Pounding Liquor With Sleeping Toddler In Backseat, Then Defend Themselves On Facebook

Uncle Turtleboy / December 12, 2018

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Rhode Island Rectum Scraper Pretending To Be Disabled From Saving Lives In Station Nightclub Fire Cons Texas Woman Into Starting GoFundMe For Him

Uncle Turtleboy / July 18, 2018

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Westerly Wonderwigga Pretends To Reconnect With Old Friend But Really Just Wanted To Get In Her House To Steal 8-Year Old’s PS4 And Video Games

Uncle Turtleboy / May 26, 2018

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Stolen, Dumped West Warwick Cat Has Been Found, Cops Are Investigating The Maggots, One Of Them Is Doubling Down

Uncle Turtleboy / May 4, 2018

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Wigtacular West Warwick Maggots Record Themselves Stealing Woman’s Cat From Cumbies, Dumping It Into The Woods, Still Missing

Uncle Turtleboy / May 3, 2018

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