The competition for biggest hardo in Rhode Island if officially over after a local Warwick man named Billy Palazzo, AKA the Tapioca Tornado, unleashed this legendary rap video shitting on West War-wack.
That must’ve been ICP’s cousin with the missing chromosome – IEP.
“It ain’t Warwick, it’s War-aq!!”
Shit is real out in the mean streets of War-aq. They got gangs.
West coast style drive byes.
And old school mother fuckers who don’t play.
There is NOTHING more gangsta than rapping off of an iPhone in a gazebo with Make a Wish Eminem recreating Leonardo Dicaprio’s performance in Man in the Iron Mask.
And if he gets that wish he’s gonna finally get that belt his foster dad promised he was gonna get him for Christmas, but never did.
Many people were confused at first, as this appeared to be some sort of fundraiser for autism.
But this was real shit up in these streets, and the caucasian invasion isn’t something to be trifled with.
This was evidently over some serious street beef that Make a Wish Eminem and Bukkake Billy had with some gentlemen in the neighboring shithole of West War-wack.
According to Billy Bukkake, a rival named Joel engaged in gland to gland combat with another man (which is of course, bold, brave, and beautiful) somehow disrespected him, leading to this fine piece of Rhode Island English getting posted prior to the video.
I don’t know what any of that means, but all I know is homeboys don’t play.
Before going to West Warwick he had to put on camouflage in order to blend in, which meant a flat brimmed hat and a pubestache.
This is hardly his first hit song though. He’s made many others, but this is the first time Billy Bukkake and Make a Wish Eminem went viral, mainly due to the fact that everyone is laughing at him.
MC Motel 6 don’t play.
Anyone who wasn’t sharing his videos prior to becoming a parody is a bitch.
The whole beef is over a sex tape of their rival from West War-wack literally getting the pipe up poopshoot from another rival named Joel, which for some reason can be shared on Facebook.
The man on the receiving end in that video showed up to defend his honor, which is difficult when there’s a video of you being fucked in the ass on the same post.
Don’t worry though, Billy Bukkake isn’t gonna let the haters stop him.
I hereby invite both Make a Wish Enimem and Billy Bukkake the Tapioca Tornado on the live show this weekend for an exclusive interview.
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You all know these guys are satire right?
Casino Scum has further thoughts on this whole sordid affair. Now I have opined before in this forum about my fear of and disgust with Trans people or as TBS like to call them BLT-123s haha! They are indeed repulsive creatures! I say this as a person who is tolerant of the gays. I honestly have no issues with normal gay people and I do believe that the vast majority of them were born gay and didn’t choose their orientation. But trans creatures are Repulsive self mutilating, mentally ill, disturbing creatures who need to be locked away. Which brings me to the subject of this latest story WIGGERS:( I HATE wiggers. Now before you rush to judgment and say “!racist racist!” No! I am not racist and I have black friends and I’m not an ignorant hateful person. But I do hate WIGGERS. Let me tell you why.
They are just as mentally confused as Trans people…. they have a disturbing mental condition that makes them construct this false persona, even makes them go through the effort to alter their speech patterns to use a different dialect than the one that they naturally use. Hey WIGGER!!!! You don’t actually talk that way!!!! You sound like a fukin idiot!!!! Ya know what I’m sayin????
Anyway I see a fucked up white trash loser who goes all in an efforts to make others and himself that he ( or she) is black when they do clearly ARE NOT to be just as fucked up and confused as a guy who tried to make people thing he’s a woman when he clearly IS NOT.
Anyway send em all To re-education camps!
If Sideshow Bob had been black…………..
They all look damn near 12 years old. These lil ass boys know nothing of the world. Smdh. Ohh, but they DO know how to make words at the end of sentences rhyme together! Yay fourth grade!!
This is what happens when you appropriate “black kulshur.” wiggers, once the punchline, now outnumber whites and are as intelligible as the mush mouths they emulate. wtf happened to pride?
Who was that primate in one of the videos with the fro & beard? That beast belongs in a cage somewhere.
This is pretty freaking amazing.
Some legislator in Vermont recently proposed banning cellphone use by persons younger than 21. After trying to understand this post, and trying to understand the pictures (skipped the video), it may not be a bad idea.
Is that chedda Bob in the background?
Get some rope. Who’s good with knots? Need a FAG DRAG.
The whole lot of em need a giant spanking and no supper for a week! Such fresh little boys!
That’s John Tomasse taking it up the ass by Trenni with a strap on,nothing new here, move along.
I recently added Ad Block Plus to my browser, it’s a free ad blocker and my friend told me to come to this site and click on a couple stories here to make sure it’s working (he said this site is used as a benchmark test for ad blockers) and I have to say WOW.
This site is fucking remarkable, my ABP is already up to over 170 ads blocked and it’s still going!!
1. Big flex reading from the track phone
2. Hardo rocking the Champion sweatshirt from 1994’ yanked that from his mom’s boyfriend’s closet… badass
3. Motel 6 rooms are not “studios” for making god awful cRap videos, it’s for hookers, overdosing and homeless parties on the 1st & 15th of the month when SSI checks come in!
… and “hold my beer” comment was the best!!
Casino Scum is not amused. Some people just deserve to be removed from society by any means necessary (incarceration, firing squad, cannon fodder for our next war) in order to make the World a better place. At least 2/3 of Rhode Island males between the ages of 11-60 fall in that group. And 99.9% of males from both Warwick’s also fall into that group. In Rhode Island even the whites are scummy ratchets and I say that as a degenerate gambler who would cash my granny’s disability check for a night at Foxwoods:)
We really need a global pandemic, the plague, or maybe a massive asteroid strike. The human race has a polluted gene pool and it is only going to get worse.
Covering what the LAMESTREAM Media IGNORES!
(with good reason, literally NO ONE gives a fuck about this shit.)
“Many people were confused at first, as this appeared to be some sort of fundraiser for autism.”
Fuuuuuccck that there is one funny fucking line.
These wastes of oxygen are one step above being an Agoraphobic. Agoraphobia is worse than AIDS. Agoraphobia, everyone knows you have it, and nobody says they know. Forgotten. Agravabia masturbaphia. Thank you Rachel Rollins.
These fags are from West War Whack A Cock On You Face hood.
was any of this in English?
Someone needs to round up the 6 scum bag losers responsible for those ass clowns being on this planet and make sure they never reproduce again.
Wow, I can’t believe those MSM “journalists” called you a tabloid.
They will all be sucking each others dicks at the next pride parade.
Yowza, in that pic with the “when it’s your first time being locked up” that little wigger looks scared. Or “shook” as the groids would say.
Speaking of groids, is the groid in that pic holding up 7 fingers because that’s how many homies speared the wigglet’s anus? Is that what being locked up the first time is like? 7 groid dicks in the pooper?
Burn coal, pay the toll.
He’s not as dumb as he looks……
Nobody could be that stupid.
Hold my beer…