The Vaping Vajatron Came On The Live Show Tonight To Explain Why She’s A Good Mother For Driving Around West Warwick With Her Car Decorated Like A Chalkboard


Bristol and I were honored to have the perfectly sane West Warwick mother on the Live show tonight, who is driving around town with her car like this because she’s protesting the police:

It was supposed to be a half hour interview but it ended up going on for well over an hour. I would estimate that she did at least 90% of the talking though, and she hung up on us twice because Bristol’s questions were too sassy. Guys, I can’t even began to explain how awesome this interview was, so set aside some time to listen to the entire thing. And she’s also agreed to come on with Bret on Saturday night if we change up the title of the blog she was featured in. She has no objection to being called a “vaping vajatron,” but she wanted to make it clear that although she offered to pick up drunks and drive them around, she never actually picked any up.



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20 Comment(s)
  • Suzanne Arundale
    December 6, 2019 at 2:34 am

    I have to laugh .. It’s been months later — she must be sewer rat ratchet — OMG
    My mother took care of 3 children – 2 of who went to IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS … that ratchet

    She lives off whelping puppies

  • Suzanne Arundale
    October 10, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    Is she truly coming back on Saturday night? Rhode Island wants to have a watch party. She’s bat shit crazy!!! Getting all involved in her son’s love life is creepy… TB got her good

  • Let Uncle Do the Interviews
    October 9, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    Bristol almost ruined that show by blurting in all the times. Warwack kept hanging up because of it! What’s the deal with Bristol? She didn’t even want to put the donation button up on her show with Twitch. Let Uncle run the show!! He was great with Warwack. I guarantee that if Bret is allowed to interact with Warwack on Saturday – there will be no interview. All he does is drop F bombs anyway. Why let him anger her to the point she hangs up? Keep up the good work TB! But no one else knows how to handle these wack jobs like you do!! The sarcasm went right over her head.

  • Vast Vajatron
    October 9, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    The funniest part of this is she BELIEVES she looks GOOD after this interview! Couldn’t handle it and hung up three times! She totally doesn’t look certifiably insane, she really thinks Uncle Turtle is going fishing with her. She is completely unaware of sarcasm and satirical comedy.

  • Import Third World Become Third World
    October 9, 2019 at 10:39 am

    Did you see that filthy 15 year old spic in court laughing ans saying its me at her araignment in court for murdering a 68 year old.
    Sick sick sick.
    Goid thing thry are shutting ice down and letting illegal criminals out. This is the diversity every great society needs right before the fall of that great society

    • Spic Tormentor
      October 9, 2019 at 11:21 am

      Spics are sub-human and have no place in any advanced society. Send those swamp rats back down to their shitholes or keep them in cages

    • Y
      October 9, 2019 at 11:54 am

      Love the name.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      October 9, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    • Christopher Lettiere
      October 9, 2019 at 1:07 pm

      STRONG BORDERS Make For Good Neighbors

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    October 9, 2019 at 9:37 am

    Oh wow, Bret is going to be on Saturday night! Awesome! I will be sure not to listen.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      October 9, 2019 at 9:41 am

      Tune in though if you enjoy listening to Bret dropping f-bombs every other sentence on his distorted Obama phone.

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        October 9, 2019 at 10:03 am

        Stop me if I’m being overly technical, but is there just the teensiest chance you could fuck off and die?

        Asking for a frie……….well, everyone, really.


        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          December 6, 2019 at 3:08 am

          Fake Dick,

          Your mimicry is becoming a little better, but you’re still a complete fucking spunk bubble.
          Now, off you fuck.


    • Agree with Tom Morris
      October 10, 2019 at 4:32 pm

      Old Tom Morris!
      Agreed! Uncle wants to have Warwack Mom on Saturday! Bret will ruin it! It’s honestly so raunchy when Bret is on…I can’t listen. I think there are many of us that feel this way!

  • Vajina
    October 9, 2019 at 7:39 am

    Her vajatron smells of cigarette smoke. I would not touch that even with Dick scratchers dick

    • Finn
      October 9, 2019 at 9:57 am


      Dick Scratcher doesn’t have a dick

      He cut that off during theys transition.

      • Real_Finn
        October 9, 2019 at 10:37 am

        Fake Finn,

        Aside from DS, Y, Z, and myself — who else are you obsessed with?

        You’re a regular John Hinckley — I feel like Jodi Foster (only more sassy).

        Get Fucked,

      • Fake Finn Sucks
        October 9, 2019 at 10:41 am

        Fake FINN is a deranged stalker.

  • Y
    October 8, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    Watch this broad’s Facebook video thanking turtleboy (before the YouTube live interview), and tell me, who has a bigger stache, Amanda or her boyfriend.

    This fat bitch is beyond fruit loops; she has a savoir complex and lives vicariously through her children.

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