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Stolen, Dumped West Warwick Cat Has Been Found, Cops Are Investigating The Maggots, One Of Them Is Doubling Down

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Good news Turtle Fam – they found the missing cat that was kidnapped and thrown away by a gaggle of roaming junkboxes:

Another Turtleboy happy ending!!

The West Warwick PD did put out a statement, saying that they are investigating the video:

Not much to investigate. They all did it and then they admitted to doing it on the video.

Since then Allison Provencal has made her page a lot more private, as has Corey Clark. But this ho-box can’t shut the fuck up:

She’s telling people to suck her Jurassic pork, and is attempting to justify her actions:

She also claims that the cops have come to her house to question her, but that she’s “in the clear”:

Oh, and I’m not sure which side Ashley is on, but she sure does sound angry:

She seems nice.

Anyway, I would love to see the West Warwick Police arrest these boobs. They totally deserve it. At least the cat’s alive and well though. That’s the most important thing. We can’t take credit for the cat being alive because that’s just pure luck. But you better believe if and when these shitheads get mugshots taken, we’ll be toasting to that one.

18 Comment(s)
  • Northshorewacker
    May 5, 2018 at 8:53 am

    Ashley looks like a cam girl

  • bigdaddy
    May 5, 2018 at 8:16 am

    OMG what fucking language is she speaking?

  • Spunky
    May 5, 2018 at 5:41 am

    You give that pig to much credit by calling her a “whore”. A whore gets something in return by doing the nasty with “everyone & anyone”. You just know this “slut” does it for nothing!

  • J-Tone Clout Jr.
    May 4, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    Wow im embarrassed to say i used to fuck these bitches & Corey I’ma body U when i see u white boy .

  • Laura
    May 4, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    Can we have a contest to see which one of these losers gets arrested first for a non-cat related crime?

  • Faggit yoyr fuckin done for
    May 4, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    Turtleboy your a fuckin pussy and don’t worry we are coming to Worcester soon your gonna pay dearly for all the people you slander. You want to bet I don’t get you on your knees crying on camera. Just wait!

    • NR
      May 4, 2018 at 7:51 pm

      Skankass cunts. Whitetrash motherfuckers. Guess where your nasty asses will be shortly? Fuck off.

    • Trump 2020
      May 4, 2018 at 9:07 pm

      You won’t do shit!
      Stay in your shithole of a town, or go TF back to South America.
      Let us, civilized & tax paying, Americans live in peace.

    • Ray Patriarca
      Karma is real
      May 4, 2018 at 10:18 pm

      If the people coming to Worcester is the dude with the pencil arms and prepubescent facial hair and his cumdumpster, I think you might need a bigger army. Fucking asshats. Please overdose and die. Two less shitstains on societies underwear.

      May 5, 2018 at 9:24 am

      You’re going to end up on Turtleboy by threatening to beat up the Turtle.

      You are a dumb mother fucker.


    • Michael Hunt
      Mike Hunt
      May 5, 2018 at 10:30 am

      I believe you’re trying to say “Faggot you’re fucking done for”

      • bigdaddy
        May 5, 2018 at 1:32 pm

        Thank you for providing the ghetto to English translation for that

    • 4 out of 5 junkies agree
      May 5, 2018 at 6:48 pm

      We can smell your breath from here.
      Brush your teeth. Stinks like Narcan.

    • Rachet Merc
      May 7, 2018 at 3:23 pm

      Yeah. Do it. Show up after your faces have been all over the Internet.

      We come out of nowhere. You don’t know who or what we are.

  • panzer9811
    May 4, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    Great!!! Glad the poor, terrorized cat is back home.
    To the owner-KEEP THE CAT INSIDE so this never, ever happens again, (possibly with far sadder results.)
    To the worthless piece of shit, Zyahna….first, what the fuck kind of name is Zyahna? Is that white trash speak for “stupid filthy pig”? Dumb cunt? Uneducated soulless whore? All of the above?

    I still say the four of them need to join me for a ride to the Allagash. Pieces of shit!

  • z
    May 4, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    So, Ashley’s got a guy who goes by the name dloc 1537? It’s so hard to read whibonics(white Ebonics). Maybe she forgot a b and that was his cell # in prison. D-Block #1537.

    Who steals a cat? Why steal a cat? Got to your nearest shelter. You can take your pick. But, no, go for the google trophies. I guess if you plan to live like that your whole life then those trophies aren’t a big deal.

  • Mark Berry
    Georgia Madman
    May 4, 2018 at 4:50 pm

    Nice finish to a tough week. Gonna be tougher weeks ahead to these losers. Gotta learn not to mess with cat lovers. 

    • The one and only ash
      May 4, 2018 at 7:20 pm

      I sure do baby and what , I’m loving this shit anyone that harms a animal can see me and thanks for letting this go viral dam I’m beautiful let’s see the face to this comment LMFAO probably a fat old slob

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