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Good news Turtle Fam – they found the missing cat that was kidnapped and thrown away by a gaggle of roaming junkboxes:
Another Turtleboy happy ending!!
The West Warwick PD did put out a statement, saying that they are investigating the video:
Not much to investigate. They all did it and then they admitted to doing it on the video.
Since then Allison Provencal has made her page a lot more private, as has Corey Clark. But this ho-box can’t shut the fuck up:
She’s telling people to suck her Jurassic pork, and is attempting to justify her actions:
She also claims that the cops have come to her house to question her, but that she’s “in the clear”:
Oh, and I’m not sure which side Ashley is on, but she sure does sound angry:
She seems nice.
Anyway, I would love to see the West Warwick Police arrest these boobs. They totally deserve it. At least the cat’s alive and well though. That’s the most important thing. We can’t take credit for the cat being alive because that’s just pure luck. But you better believe if and when these shitheads get mugshots taken, we’ll be toasting to that one.