Hardo Hillbillies Who Terrorized West Warwick Neighborhood Are Both Fathers, Have Criminal Records, Use “Stay Home” Facebook Filters, Defended By Baby Momma


Yesterday I published a blog about some hillbilly hardos down in West Warwick who kicked the shit out of some kid and terrorized a neighborhood because they didn’t like being told to slow down while they single handedly destroyed the Amazon rain forest with their truck.

Let’s meet the meet the boys, shall we?

The driver of the truck was Joshua Marc Sheehan from Coventry, who celebrated his TB fame by posting the video of the beating and turning it into his profile picture.

He was recently selling his truck, but it turns out nobody wants a tacky colored ozone wrecking machine.

He plows in the winter.

He recently reproduced, and ironically uses the #Staythefuckhome filter despite driving around aimlessly and putting his hands on strangers.

His house looks like it’s really healthy too.

An open can of Coors Light, a pack of Newports, and a table full of broken dreams. Living the high life in Rhode Island.

He’s selling recently donated Sponge Bob boots.

And it’s kind of weird that he’s driving, considering he’s got 16 court cases, and by my count at least 7 were for driving with a suspended license.


After a while they don’t even list how many times it’s been. They just charge you with 3+.

But that doesn’t mean he’s adverse to other crimes such as simple assault and vandalism, breaking and entering, willfully trespass, and felony domestic violence.

Oh, and he also caught a new charge by the West Warwick Police for what happened in that video.

Douchebag #2 was not as easy to find, although captain dick cheese did let up that his name was Christian.

However, his girlfriend saw the video and reached out to the woman who filmed it to apologize on behalf of her “fiance.”

But yet when the blog was posted to a community page in Coventry she suddenly changed her tone.

But what changed?

Oh I see. Her “fiance” told her it wasn’t true. And since he’s such a great Dad and all, she believed him.

“Best Dad Ever.”

This guy has the best shirts.

Oh, and they also used a less vulgar commie cold Facebook filter while driving around like assholes and coming in direct contact with strangers.

But how does she justify the fact that her husband was seen on video stomping on what appeared to be a teenager’s lifeless body in the road?

Bad parenting of course.

Turns out it’s the neighbors’ fault for not social distancing.

And in what is quite possibly the worst deflection fail of all time, she attempted to shame the concerned mother for not social distancing, except she used a picture from January.

“Shows character.”

Not nearly as much character as a drive by beating, but we all can’t be as ratchet as you dear.

As for her “fiance” Christian’s last name, the closest I got was Borden.

But that name doesn’t come up in the judicial portal so it’s probably spelt wrong. I’d love to update this blog if someone out there recognizes him. You know how to reach me.


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46 Comment(s)
  • Chubby is ok
    April 14, 2020 at 2:36 am

    She gives plenty of blowies.
    Cuz she’s hungry.

  • Carlsbad
    April 13, 2020 at 9:50 am

    This assholes two fetishes are obviously fat broads and sucking big black dicks

  • John Wayne Gacy
    April 12, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    I’d love to fuck both of those men up the ass after i show them my handcuff trick!

  • Woodsie
    April 11, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    I feel sorry for your mother and your kid. Your more afraid of hard work than the shit bums you blog about. GET A FUCKEN JOB.

  • Pogo The Clown
    April 11, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    You boys want to see my rope trick?

  • randiguy2006
    April 11, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    White people.

  • Earl Sheib
    April 11, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    It would be awful if somebody threw some Strypeeze on that very easy to identify dual wheel diesel pickup with the gay decorations on the taillights and the misaligned hood.

  • spaulding
    April 11, 2020 at 10:59 am


  • Fhvfgtv jgcfhubb gggffnbf
    April 11, 2020 at 12:15 am

    Great job Turtleboy! This is why I continue to browse your blog. Yesterday, seeing those two small penis loose assholes leave unidentified and unshamed was short lived. I knew turtleriders and turtleboy would get help to identify these trans vaginas. Let’s all pray these two get castrated and their wives cheat in them!

  • Fuck all these yeast infections
    April 10, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    This is a tough one since every single person involved or who commented is useless, uneducated white treasure. The only real winner would have been society if a piece of a satellite came hurtling down from space right on the disease-infested 300 square feet on land where methheads intersected.

  • Randy Price's Cocker Spaniel
    April 10, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    Christian Bourdon is a total power bottom. Him and his life partner Joshua Marc were filmed at numerous gay pride events. They put up a really cool video on a DIY, mobile gloryhole setup for a Ranger pickup truck. They’re working on a diesel prototype They’re really well known in the gay community. P.S. That fat girl is just a beard.

  • Ciera
    April 10, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    Christian Bourdon picks his nose and eats it
    He is having a secret affair with fatso Ciera Lacerda who happens to be wicked fat and dumpy

  • over compensate much?
    April 10, 2020 at 7:53 pm

  • JP
    April 10, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    Yo Bourdon, dadbod in the house. That’ll serve him well where he’s going.

  • N
    April 10, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    Cieras the type of girl that would walk in on her man watch his dick slide out of a another girl and believe he wasn’t fucking her

  • Black Smoke Matters
    April 10, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    I love how Cierra was initially saying her bae was a pos and then 5 minutes later was defending him. True love. If you took the time of putting these idiots DNA into an test it would come back to some trailer park in West Virginia.

    • Impacted Bowel
      April 11, 2020 at 11:40 pm

      ….And back to the same double wide.

  • Anon
    April 10, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    State of Rhode Island v. JOSHUA SHEEHAN

    “ Offense
    Jurisdiction: West Warwick Police Department
    Disorderly Conduct



    Offense Date

    Filed Date


    Same arraignment date/court

  • Anon
    April 10, 2020 at 6:48 pm

    State of Rhode Island v. CHRISTIAN BOURDON
    Charges filed 04/8/2020, arraignment hearing scheduled for 05/27/2020 at 3rd Division District Court

    “Case Type: Misdemeanor
    Case Status:
    04/08/2020 Open
    Jurisdiction: West Warwick Police Department
    Simple Assault and/or Battery



    Offense Date

    Filed Date

    Disorderly Conduct



    Offense Date

    Filed Date

  • Anon
    April 10, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    2014 DUI crash and arrest:

    “ WARWICK, R.I. — Police have identified two men were seriously injured when their vehicle struck a utility pole on East Avenue shortly after midnight Friday.

    The driver, Christian Bourdon, 27, of Central Street, West Warwick, was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs, resulting in serious injury, refusal to submit to a chemical test and operating with a suspended license.

    The passenger in the vehicle is identified as Thomas Caparco, 39, of Chapman’s Ave. in Warwick.

    Warwick police said Bourdon was traveling west on East Avenue when he failed to navigate a turn, crossed the center line and struck a utility pole in the area of 770 East Ave., as he approached the East Avenue bridge.”

  • Anon
    April 10, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    2013 arrest:

    “ At 12:17 AM, Troopers arrested Christian Bourdon, age 25 of 20 Earl Street, West Warwick, RI., for a Third District Court Bench Warrant for Failure to Appear / Ability to Pay Fines on an original charge of Driving While License Suspended originating out of the Rhode Island State Police Wickford Barracks. The arrest was the result of a motor vehicle stop on Legris Avenue in the Town of West Warwick. Mr. Bourdon was transported to the Hope Valley Barracks where he was processed, arraigned, and later transported to the Adult Correctional Institution Men’s Intake Center.”

  • Ciera is trash
    April 10, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    Ewww Ciera is a fat pig. Obviously one of those desperate, stupid, clueless girls who knows no one else wants her so she clings to her useless, piece of shit “fiancé.” I’m sure he plans to marry her real soon though, maybe after a couple more babies and 100 more pounds. Ciera get off your phone and your fat, dumpy, saggy ass and clean your pig stye

  • Anon
    April 10, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    BOURDON is the correct spelling.

    • Paul Casale
      It’s spelled Ciara
      April 11, 2020 at 2:12 pm

      Ciera can’t even spell her own name right… much less anyone else’s.

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        April 11, 2020 at 4:56 pm

        Not if her dad owned an Olds Cutlass…lol

  • Fake RI toughguy
    April 10, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Oh noes, someone touched my neck. You big meany!!!!

    That really ruins the tough guy persona, doesn’t it?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 10, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    All my players in the house that can buy the bar
    And the balling ass n*ggas with the candy cars
    If you a pimp and you know you don’t love them hoes
    When you get on the flow… ROLLING COAL

  • Amanda Sawyer
    April 10, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    Pretty sure he learned to punch from my son.

  • Judge dread
    April 10, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    Nice fake black carbon fiber hood there scumbag.

  • little dicks little biceps
    April 10, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    Low life scum like this are just in and out of the courts year after year no real punishment. The ugly step sister wasn’t even involved but she got herself involved she should be fully investigated and locked in a cage.

    Do you think he declared his income on his snowplowing or had insurance? Skinny little queer doesn’t even have a drivers license what a joker!

  • Gross
    April 10, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Never in a million years would I let my house get that dirty. Never in 2 million years would I post it online.

  • whatevuh
    April 10, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    Are you sure these guys aren’t from Ware or Athol?

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 10, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    Hey Josh,

    I’m interested in buying those sponge bob boots. LMK if they are still available.

    Just kidding you fucking faggot. Get a real job you piece of trash.

  • Eugene
    April 10, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    Both deserve a 12 gauge slug to the chest,watch them explode,nice.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 10, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    christians fiancé would be dope if you were into fucking chicks shaped like a refrigerator

    • pygmy woman
      April 10, 2020 at 4:51 pm

      *dorm sized refrigerators LOL!

  • Mass mania
    April 10, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    If he gets 6 months in the clink for this
    ( It’s NOT Massachusetts so there’s a glimmer of hope) he doesn’t have to worry about his Bm cheating on him because nobody wants it. Sleep easy in your orange jumpsuit buddy you’re all set!

  • bearded pedophiles
    April 10, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    I hope the the criminals from the garbage truck both go to jail and get coronavirus and that short fat troll girlfriend has the black baby and domestic violence she has always wanted.

    • You beat me to it
      April 10, 2020 at 6:02 pm

      You’re right, only brothas would tear into that portly bitch. She’ll be knocked up within days.

      Ciera is so fat, she gave Dracula diabetes.

  • It's getting quieter outside
    April 10, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    They say everyone’s running out of money, and fast. Soon they’ll be no gas for their vehicles. Then we’ll see these guys on bicycles, with baseball cards attached to the wheels with clothespins to make a loud noise. The Wild Bunch.

    • John Blutarsky
      April 10, 2020 at 5:27 pm

      Ironic that gas/diesel prices are the lowest they’ve been in a couple of decades.

  • Nikko Jenkins
    April 10, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    Ciera Lacerda is a total enema bag.

  • Boston Irish
    Barney Frank
    April 10, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    My god what a skank!

  • WTF
    April 10, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    Still on that motionless, lifeless body that magically gets up under their own power during the video??? Go ahead. Downvote the obvious yet again…

  • Fast Eddie
    April 10, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    His wife /girlfriend is a cow. Its no wonder he is out with his butt buddy speeding around in is big truck. VROOOM VROOOOM!

    • Turtle Judge
      April 10, 2020 at 4:38 pm

      His punishment should be that he immediately be forced to marry his fiance Ciera with no possibility of a divorce. I bet he’d rather do jail time than have that sentence.

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