Yesterday I published a blog about some hillbilly hardos down in West Warwick who kicked the shit out of some kid and terrorized a neighborhood because they didn’t like being told to slow down while they single handedly destroyed the Amazon rain forest with their truck.

Let’s meet the meet the boys, shall we?

The driver of the truck was Joshua Marc Sheehan from Coventry, who celebrated his TB fame by posting the video of the beating and turning it into his profile picture.

He was recently selling his truck, but it turns out nobody wants a tacky colored ozone wrecking machine.

He plows in the winter.

He recently reproduced, and ironically uses the #Staythefuckhome filter despite driving around aimlessly and putting his hands on strangers.

His house looks like it’s really healthy too.

An open can of Coors Light, a pack of Newports, and a table full of broken dreams. Living the high life in Rhode Island.

He’s selling recently donated Sponge Bob boots.

And it’s kind of weird that he’s driving, considering he’s got 16 court cases, and by my count at least 7 were for driving with a suspended license.

After a while they don’t even list how many times it’s been. They just charge you with 3+.

But that doesn’t mean he’s adverse to other crimes such as simple assault and vandalism, breaking and entering, willfully trespass, and felony domestic violence.

Oh, and he also caught a new charge by the West Warwick Police for what happened in that video.

Douchebag #2 was not as easy to find, although captain dick cheese did let up that his name was Christian.

However, his girlfriend saw the video and reached out to the woman who filmed it to apologize on behalf of her “fiance.”

But yet when the blog was posted to a community page in Coventry she suddenly changed her tone.

But what changed?

Oh I see. Her “fiance” told her it wasn’t true. And since he’s such a great Dad and all, she believed him.

“Best Dad Ever.”

This guy has the best shirts.

Oh, and they also used a less vulgar commie cold Facebook filter while driving around like assholes and coming in direct contact with strangers.

But how does she justify the fact that her husband was seen on video stomping on what appeared to be a teenager’s lifeless body in the road?

Bad parenting of course.

Turns out it’s the neighbors’ fault for not social distancing.

And in what is quite possibly the worst deflection fail of all time, she attempted to shame the concerned mother for not social distancing, except she used a picture from January.

“Shows character.”

Not nearly as much character as a drive by beating, but we all can’t be as ratchet as you dear.

As for her “fiance” Christian’s last name, the closest I got was Borden.

But that name doesn’t come up in the judicial portal so it’s probably spelt wrong. I’d love to update this blog if someone out there recognizes him. You know how to reach me. Turtleboysports@gmail.com

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