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This is Harold Johnson from Warwick….
And with the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat and the pubefarm that he and his friends tend to cultivate on their faces, we already know which direction this blog is heading.
Apparently Harold likes to reconnect with friends from his youth for the sole purpose into conning them into thinking he wants to catch up on lost time, but in reality he really just wants to take your kids PS4 so he can trade it in for smack:
When he’s not stealing joy from 8-year old boys you can find him on Facebook where he’s constantly battling for the much coveted crown of King of West Warwick Internet Hardos:
Yup, she’s friends with Allison Provencal. If that name doesn’t ring a bell then read this. Se’s already Turtleboy famous for recording herself and her shitbag friends stealing a cat from Cumberland Farms and dropping it off in the middle of nowhere.
Watch what you say around him, because he’ll totally kick anyone’s ass.
He just has to find someone to pick him up first….
Despite being whiter than a winter in Winnipeg he sure does like to use the “n” word, which is apparently the only word in the English language he can figure out how to spell….
He’s originally from Rhode Island’s most underrated haven of trashbags – Westerly. Where he likes to fantasize about his days growing up dodging bullets:
Shit gets real when the Block Island ferry is running late!!
Obviously as a grown man his priorities are straight. While most functioning adults are concerned with paying their bills and taking care of their families, the Westerly Wonderwigga is policing the mean streets of Facebook to make sure people aren’t badmouthing Biggie Smalls.
He’s really hung up on his missing dog, which of course is a pit bull. Because….of course he likes pit bulls. Combine that with the flat brimmed Bulls hat, the Internet hardo routine, having the “disease,” and a face full of overgrown pubic hair, and you’ve got yourself a hoodrat Bingo!!
According to him the dogs were taken from him and were given to a family with an actual adult, and he’s very upset about it:
He just forgot to mention that he had to give the dogs up because he’s so good at life that he ended up homeless.
Despite this assbooger of a resume he’s earned the right to look down on leaches who collect food stamps:
Because stealing PS4’s from 8 year olds is way more virtuous than collecting food stamps.
Anyway, if you’re looking for this winner he’s probably passed out in an alley somewhere with his pants down mid-stroke. Feel free to point and laugh at him.