Westerly Wonderwigga Pretends To Reconnect With Old Friend But Really Just Wanted To Get In Her House To Steal 8-Year Old’s PS4 And Video Games

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This is Harold Johnson from Warwick….

And with the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat and the pubefarm that he and his friends tend to cultivate on their faces, we already know which direction this blog is heading.

Apparently Harold likes to reconnect with friends from his youth for the sole purpose into conning them into thinking he wants to catch up on lost time, but in reality he really just wants to take your kids PS4 so he can trade it in for smack:

When he’s not stealing joy from 8-year old boys you can find him on Facebook where he’s constantly battling for the much coveted crown of King of West Warwick Internet Hardos:

Yup, she’s friends with Allison Provencal. If that name doesn’t ring a bell then read this. Se’s already Turtleboy famous for recording herself and her shitbag friends stealing a cat from Cumberland Farms and dropping it off in the middle of nowhere.

Watch what you say around him, because he’ll totally kick anyone’s ass.

He just has to find someone to pick him up first….

Despite being whiter than a winter in Winnipeg he sure does like to use the “n” word, which is apparently the only word in the English language he can figure out how to spell….

He’s originally from Rhode Island’s most underrated haven of trashbags – Westerly. Where he likes to fantasize about his days growing up dodging bullets:

Shit gets real when the Block Island ferry is running late!!

Obviously as a grown man his priorities are straight. While most functioning adults are concerned with paying their bills and taking care of their families, the Westerly Wonderwigga is policing the mean streets of Facebook to make sure people aren’t badmouthing Biggie Smalls.

He’s really hung up on his missing dog, which of course is a pit bull. Because….of course he likes pit bulls. Combine that with the flat brimmed Bulls hat, the Internet hardo routine, having the “disease,” and a face full of overgrown pubic hair, and you’ve got yourself a hoodrat Bingo!!

According to him the dogs were taken from him and were given to a family with an actual adult, and he’s very upset about it:

He just forgot to mention that he had to give the dogs up because he’s so good at life that he ended up homeless.

Despite this assbooger of a resume he’s earned the right to look down on leaches who collect food stamps:

Because stealing PS4’s from 8 year olds is way more virtuous than collecting food stamps.

Anyway, if you’re looking for this winner he’s probably passed out in an alley somewhere with his pants down mid-stroke. Feel free to point and laugh at him.

17 Comment(s)
  • Jerk
    May 29, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    Those dogs got lucky!

  • Mark D
    May 28, 2018 at 9:06 pm

    I’m generally a nice person, but this guy really should go ahead and kill himself.

  • Pollox Troy
    May 27, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Harold Johnson, many do not know, is a closet ball-emptying shaft scrubbing he-she. I kid you not, at any given time at the Colosseum, he will be there dressed in drag ready to get trained by any group of Hanover Boyz, as long as there is at least half a dozen. I have seen him with my own eyes rain and drain 9 Boyz in one lapping. He was blowing cock like there were going to disappear the next day. HE’s also got this weird mommy talk when he does it, saying “Is that how daddy likes it, is daddy happy with honey bee?” slurp slurp slurp slurp. Fucking weird. Of course those faggot gangsta wannabee Hanover Boyz just high five each other thinking they have made some sort of conquest, when the reality is, it only (and merely) Harold “To the Last Drop” Johnson milking their weeds. He is also more than just friends with the Kitty Kat club, the Alison chick also does the Boyz train every so often. That Z-bitch, fuck he, she’s got a dick. Allot of people don’t know that about her, but seriously, she’s got one of those first stage sex-reassignment dicks with the big flappy meat wad folded over. Chick would be hot if she didn’t think she was Bustin Jeiber. Fuck’m all.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 27, 2018 at 11:28 am

    You can rest assured if he breaks into your home that your razors and shaving cream will remain safe!

    • The Professor
      The Professor
      May 27, 2018 at 4:59 pm

      Your books are safe as well.

  • XXX
    May 26, 2018 at 8:40 pm

    Why has no one blasted this fucker’s head off with a shotgun?

  • Y
    May 26, 2018 at 8:25 pm

    Hairy Johnson is all wheels no cannon.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    May 26, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    Thanks, Turtleboy ! Just when I think humankind can sink no lower…you feature this fanook !
    What is it with white people who wanna talk like Moolie? Disgratziate ! Someone needs to give this fuck a good crack ! Maybe two! This cazo might enjoy it too much.

    • Gordon O’Brien
      May 27, 2018 at 7:59 am

      This shit bag needs to disappear.. old school style.

  • Spunky
    May 26, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    Someone needs to walk this one behind the barn & put him out of his misery. WTF

  • GingyKidd
    May 26, 2018 at 7:50 pm

    This guy’s name is REALLY Harold Johnson? Harry Johnson? You’re lying. It literally doesn’t get any more trashy than that.

  • Harold Johnson is Scum
    May 26, 2018 at 7:39 pm

    Harold Johnson talking about kicking everybody’s ass, nigga this nigga that about whit pebble.

    If Harold Johnson jumped off a 10 story building and fell strait down a man hole and washed away would it make a sound? Or would the world simply be a better place.

  • Oxygen Thief.
    May 26, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    Good God, what complete garbage these people are. FB went from an exclusive Ivy-League social network to a youth network to a criminal network. He works at Dunks, glad I don’t go there. Blueberry Muffin with extra sputum on it, Large black coffee with wart finger inside cup.

    They would work great as wind-talkers fueled by Meth and/or Heroin if supply runs out no more talky.

  • citypoint
    May 26, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    I really need a Whigger to English dictionary.

    • The Vorlon
      The Vorlon
      May 26, 2018 at 5:06 pm

      Good luck with that, it’s “an Evolving Paradigm”.

    • z
      May 26, 2018 at 6:14 pm

      I think that’s beyond Whigger. I can usually figure it out, but I’m clueless on what they are texting. Maybe it is a new South East New England dialect.

      smdh = smash my dick head?

      Uniggasmad = Are you upset?

      Biggie Smalls? He’s been dead for 21 years.

      Just think if instead of the Native Americans in WWII (WindWalkers) that were used to talk in the clear to confuse the Japanese we use this instead.

    • foleyworld
      May 30, 2018 at 1:22 am

      Wiggers are a sick and demented subspecies! What the Fuck could cause a person to adopt a whole new vernacular that is not natural to them in a sick and twisted attempt to convince others and themselves that they are something that they are obviously NOT?!?! And what kind of Fukin Physopath would want to be of African descent, when they are NOT???That’s like wanting to be on the losing team in a Championship game or a member of a defeated Army in a War! WTF is wrong with today’s society where we produce Mass Shooters and Wiggers!!! The End Times are Upon Us!

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