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Hoodrat Heroes

Albino Crackhead Barbie Previously Featured On TB Is Selling Jewelry With Her Ex-Con Sugar Daddy Who Just Got Out Of Federal Prison And She’s Upset With Our Coverage Of Her Junkie Friend’s Crash With Baby In Backseat

Uncle Turtleboy / May 28, 2021

  Almost everything covered in this blog was discussed last night on the Live Show. YouTube subscribed always get the…

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All-Star Criminals

Westerly Wank Wizard Nearly Makes $5,500 With GoFundMe After Crashing Car While High With Poon Polyp In Backseat Despite Extensive Criminal Record

Uncle Turtleboy / May 18, 2021

  This is Christina Paliotti from Westerly, RI. As you can see from the duckface selfies booty shots, she won’t…

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Chicks Who Were Friends With Wrong Westerly Driver Who Killed 2 Elderly People Explain Why People Who Kill While Drinking And Driving Aren’t Really Killers

Uncle Turtleboy / October 20, 2019

  We’ve gotten a lot of shit over the last few days regarding this blog about the 17 year old…

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Mother Of Westerly Teen High School Dropout With Suspended License Who Killed 2 People Driving Wrong Way On I-95 Is Not A Victim

Uncle Turtleboy / October 17, 2019

  Source: Three people died in a head-on crash that involved a wrong-way driver on Interstate-95 in North Stonington Wednesday…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Can’t Jemima Interrupted The Mindy Robinson Podcast To Call Me A Cum Guzzling Cock Sucker And Then Abi The Desk Girl Got Her To Fill Out The Form

Uncle Turtleboy / September 27, 2019

  I had Mindy Robinson on to talk about the Bill Pulte drama that we’ve both been covering. The video…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Can’t Jemima Asks Cops To Help Her Find Her Wallet With Medical Marijuana Card Days After Going Full Fuck The Po-lease Because They Arrested Her Chomo Roommate On Warrants

Uncle Turtleboy / September 27, 2019

  This porkubine goes by AnneMarie Jenkins on Facebook.   She’s from Westerly, and she caused quite the buzz earlier…

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All-Star Criminals

When You Fall In Love With Your Westerly Heroin Dealer: Manbun McFuckstick Spills Fentanyl On Cops After Abandoning Baby Momma And Crotch Fruit In Car

Uncle Turtleboy / August 30, 2019

    This is Andrew K. Bookataub, AKA Andrew Kyran of Westerly. He’s what “Bro, you got a cigarette” would look…

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Westerly Jizz Weasels Leave Crotch Fruits At Home To Rob Family Farm Stand Despite Recent No Contact Order That Prevents Them From Being Together

Uncle Turtleboy / August 27, 2019

  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Westerly, RI is the most underrated dump town in…

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Nudniks

Westerly Wonderwigga Pretends To Reconnect With Old Friend But Really Just Wanted To Get In Her House To Steal 8-Year Old’s PS4 And Video Games

Uncle Turtleboy / May 26, 2018

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Nudniks

Westerly Crotch Barnacle About To Go To Jail Sends Turtleboy Staged Video Of 11 Year Old Daughter Claiming She Made “Cheer Company” GoFundMe

Uncle Turtleboy / February 11, 2018

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Westerly Wenchtrench Angry Because Dog Breeder Friend Sold Puppy To Someone Else Because Chinstrapped Boy Toy Is Going To Jail, Ratchetmania 2018 Ensues

Uncle Turtleboy / February 10, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

Another Chudstuffer Was Arrested For Killing A Seagull With A Rock In Rhode Island, Because This Is Apparently A Thing Now

Uncle Turtleboy / July 20, 2017

Another Chudstuffer Was Arrested For Killing A Seagull With A Rock In Rhode Island, Because This Is Apparently A Thing…

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