Westerly Crotch Barnacle About To Go To Jail Sends Turtleboy Staged Video Of 11 Year Old Daughter Claiming She Made “Cheer Company” GoFundMe

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Yesterday we blogged about some Westerly, RI crotch nectar named Justin Varas, who’s been arrested a billion times for crimes ranging from arson to heroin distribution. We exposed him because his crackbunny girlfriend took to Facebook to whine about his friend selling a dog that he had promised to Justin because Justin wouldn’t be able to tend to a puppy from a prison cell.

He seems to perpetually have that look that screams, “Bro, she’s 16, but she’s gonna be 17 in April….”

We brought out all the skeletons in his closet, including the fact that he sold a bad batch to his good friend in 2014 which ended up killing him. We also alluded to the fact that he remains out of prison because he’s a snitch. Just one terrible thing after another.

Anyway, he ended up messaging us, but he wasn’t mad about the fact that we exposed his lengthy criminal record, brought up the fact that his mother admitted to smoking crack cocaine until she had a stroke, or pointed out how he profited off of the death of his friend and likely met his girlfriend on Backpage. None of that was disputed. The only thing he wanted to dispute was the authenticity of a GoFundMe page that he clearly created, pretending to be his daughter who was trying to raise money for a “cheer company” with her “cuzin Lula” by buying a Staples store for $2,000:

He even tried to sound like an 11 year old by spelling the word “cuzin,” (which 99% of 11 year olds can spell correctly anyway), even though this same 11 year old could spell words like “company,” “donate,” “staples,” and “money.” This is just so ratchet it hurts.

So how did he prove that he wasn’t lying about the GoFundMe? He sent us a staged video of his daughter being coached to give answers he provided of course:


So now it’s a “chair company.” At least he can “amid” that.

Just for the record, when you start a GoFundMe you need a bank account to send the money to. An 11 year old would not be able to start a GoFundMe on their own for a plethora of reasons.

Unlike Justin, we are not trash and we will not exploit his daughter to prove a point. So we’re not gonna show you the video, but here’s the transcript:

Shithead: “Hey Isabella, how bout that GoFundMe page you put on my account? Why’d you do it?”

Daughter: “Because I wanted to make a cheer competition.”

Shithead: “Because you’re a cheerleader and that’s something you want to do, right?”

Daughter: (Nods yes, clearly wants no part in any of this)

His voice was also everything you dreamed it would be and more.

Welp, that definitely proves he had nothing to do with it. A staged 15 second video where he does 99% of the talking and tells her exactly what to say. Case closed.

Why does this piece of shit have custody of this poor child? What the hell is wrong with the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations? Does our state just not give a shit about kids? Because I’m pretty sure a lifetime criminal junkbox who willingly sends videos of his kid to Turtleboy should not be allowed anywhere near children.

31 Comment(s)
  • Brian Alltalk
    February 12, 2018 at 9:51 am

    Varas you are a bitch! Come down to the Dunks on Summer Street (around the corner from the Starbucks) and in between pouring coffee and boxing delicious doughnuts I will step out and give you a special free ‘Bakers Dozen’. That’s thirteen fists to your face dog! Now what???

    • I’m briANALbrecht, and I Approve This Message
      February 12, 2018 at 11:20 am

      Did that tough talking bitch Albrecht show up at Dunks yesterday or did he punk out like the cunt that he is?

    • Brian Ballbreath
      February 12, 2018 at 3:48 pm

      We are all Brian Albrechts in a huge circle of Brian Albrechts with dicks in each others asses.

      Gay and glee, fun fun fun Weymouth stylie.

    • Brian Assblecht
      February 12, 2018 at 3:52 pm

      fuck all yall fake ass Brian Albrecht clones, ima bang yall in tha booty until ya say “mmmm thass a brian assblast”

      buncha homos need a good ass fukin

    • Captain Brian Lesbian Seagullbrecht
      February 12, 2018 at 3:56 pm

      Yo ho ho and a bottle of semen

    • Brian Allclone
      February 12, 2018 at 3:59 pm

      Y’all fake ass Brian Albrechts betta shut up before I kick the worlds ass

    • Possibly The Real Brian Albrecht
      February 12, 2018 at 4:01 pm

      Oh, what, so there’s a like million of me now and they’re all gay?


  • Too late for caring now
    February 12, 2018 at 6:58 am

    I thought everyone knew this but I guess not. There is no heroin anymore. It’s all fetty. And all of you who loved Adam should have shown it before Dec of 2014 and helped get him the help he needed. So that he would be alive today. I always love how when someone dies all of sudden everyone loves them so so much, but where were they when this man was struggling everyday of his life. You were all just talking shit behind his back. Not one of you, who pretend like you cared so much did one thing to help him. Did you give him a place to stay when he needed one. Did you make sure he had a full belly and wasn’t hungry. Nope nobody did anything for him. And now that he has been gone for four years you want to defend his honor. You should have cared before if did maybe he would be here.

  • Glenn
    February 11, 2018 at 10:59 pm

    Feel sorry for his daughter. How can she be in his custody? Suggest taking her first name out of the transcript. She is going to want to escape this and won’t want to see this showing up on a Google search of her name. Assuming she has his last name, which may not be the case.

  • Sarah Murray
    February 11, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    I’m actually gonna stick up for Isabella and lullabelle here cause no one else will. I believe that they did actually make that go fund me page. Do you remember how ambitious you were at 11 years old and they obv are too young to understand the magnitude of owning a business. But I don’t believe that Justin tried to fraud people. Just to be clear, I am not sticking up for Justin, I’m stuck up and belly and lula

    • WPD loves Varas
      February 11, 2018 at 6:37 pm

      Sarah, I agree with you. You need at least a fraction of a brain cell to make a GFM page… and he doesn’t qualify. Hard to believe it, but Varas may actually be dumber than every other scumwad on here with a GFM.

      I also hope one day Isabella realizes what a piece of shit Justin is, and maybe he will finally do the world (especially us taxpayers) a favor and put a bullet in his own head or a hot dose in his arm. I mean, if it was good enough for Adam….

      • Fuck that scumbag Justin
        February 11, 2018 at 8:05 pm

        Yo wow loves Varas be very careful what you say about adam

        • Varas loves WPD
          February 12, 2018 at 6:19 am

          Why what makes you think you can do anything about what anyone wants to say about your precious Adam who stuck the good old pin in his body by choice and was to dumb to know when enough was enough. To bad so sad

    • bleh
      February 11, 2018 at 10:14 pm

      Justin – Get a Bible and read it in jail. Really “turn your life around.” When you get out, get your daughter and get far away from your mess of a family, messed up girlfriend, and the drug culture. What you are doing is not fair to your child…man up. Do better for her.

      • Varas loves WPD
        February 12, 2018 at 6:16 am

        Don’t worry about Bella, she has everything and more. And I can say anything I want just like the rest of you. No matter who it’s about. You think you know what’s up and you don’t. Adam stuck the needle in his arm his self. Adam pulled back the plunger and then pushed it. And don’t act like it didn’t go on for years. If Adam didn’t get it from Justin then he would have got it from all the other dealers fact is he wanted the good shit. You idiots love when people OD cause it proves to you all who has the best shit,and that’s why you all can’t stay away Cause the shit is fire. Alot of people lost a lot of money when he died. So don’t act like it didn’t affect us, we were hurting for about a min, till the next junkie came and started selling all his girls jewelry and kids electronics. Don’t hate the players, hate the game.

        • Rick Shaw
          February 12, 2018 at 8:22 am

          Hahaha you piece of human trash. Please OD in a spot where there’s no Narcan for 500 miles

          • Varas loves WPD
            February 12, 2018 at 8:54 am

            I don’t use drugs. But I do always carry my own Narcan for the ones who do. Keep being salty cause you don’t like the truth

    • Adot
      February 12, 2018 at 12:35 pm

      Justin has more then enough money trust me i know he doesn’t need go fraud anything and his daughter is so ambitious

      • Lmao
        February 12, 2018 at 3:04 pm

        Of course he does, when you sell drugs you tend to make quick money, but it don’t last and no matter how high you put your Justin on that granite counter, he will never have anything to offer this child. She is old enough to read and soon she is gonna have one of two choices. To smoke crack like her grandmother or to sell dope like dad. Ya this kid is all set. Justin has more “then” enough money. THAN.. the word is than. Get spell check fruit loop

  • Fat sweaty netty
    February 11, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    To the useless whore, known as Ericha. Drop dead. Your boyfriend is a FUCKING snitch. He’ll be ass raped soon. Then he will be someone bottom bitch lmfao. Also, Hugh Jass, thanks for showing us Dede obsessed with us lol

    • The only one who matters
      February 12, 2018 at 8:23 am

      He is not Ericha’s he Is only with her cause he can’t be alone. He would call me while she was sleeping next to him begging for me to take him back, telling me how much he just wants to hold me. She is what you call a running partner. If Justin gave a ounce of piss about Ericha he wouldn’t be calling me crying. Justin was only with Ericha because I allowed it. All I had to say was get rid of her. And he would have done it in a second.

  • Spelling Bee champ 2018
    February 11, 2018 at 6:09 pm


    Can he amid he is a soichebag that should OD?

  • Travesty
    February 11, 2018 at 6:05 pm

    You have tapped into an untouched resource. A fountain of trash that is Westerly RI. I grew up there and left years ago. I could give you stories that would make some of the shit here in Worcester seem like child’s play.

  • Hugh Jass
    February 11, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    Thank you for funding my personal GFM via Section 8, SSI, EBT, and MassHealth… Snicker. You all work hard so I can be a person of leisure!!!

    • Lmao
      February 12, 2018 at 2:56 pm

      You are welcome, thanks for letting my great,great,great grandma whip yours.

  • Well, No Shit
    February 11, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    Justin, if you’re able to read and comprehend this, take note;


    Let that poor little girl have a fighting chance at a decent life. As long as you’re alive, you will always drag her down with you. Just OD in an abandoned building somewhere, and let the girl have a chance!

    • Adot
      February 12, 2018 at 12:31 pm

      That’s awful go say….at the end of the day that’s her dad that she loves I been around Justin and his daughter granite his past he’s a good dad that lol girl wants to be w her dad

      • Lmao
        February 12, 2018 at 2:53 pm

        Hahaha, wow. Granite? Like quartz? As in counter tops? The word is GRANTED. But you obviously have more trouble besides spelling if you think a career criminal is a good father. I also like how you said his past, were talking about something that happen a few days ago. Lol you have issues with telling time too? His past. Fruit loop

      • Well, No Shit
        February 12, 2018 at 2:59 pm

        The truth isn’t always pretty, kiddo. Opioid abusers are shitbags, who only drag those around them down. 

        This little girl may love her father, but the heartbreak that he will ultimately put her through during her life will be far worse than if he just ended it now. 

        People like you enable shitbags like him to continue to be shitbags. Instead of coddling him and lecturing me about how great of a father he is, maybe you should be focusing on being honest with him and tell him to stop being so fucking selfish.

        If he was such a great dad, he wouldn’t need to be told that. 

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    February 11, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    There must be lots of Radon in the water down there, or something worse.

    Could we get “No Narcan” tattooed on his forehead? It wouls save everyone involved much money…

    • Sarah Murray
      February 11, 2018 at 6:17 pm


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