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Yesterday we blogged about some Westerly, RI crotch nectar named Justin Varas, who’s been arrested a billion times for crimes ranging from arson to heroin distribution. We exposed him because his crackbunny girlfriend took to Facebook to whine about his friend selling a dog that he had promised to Justin because Justin wouldn’t be able to tend to a puppy from a prison cell.
He seems to perpetually have that look that screams, “Bro, she’s 16, but she’s gonna be 17 in April….”
We brought out all the skeletons in his closet, including the fact that he sold a bad batch to his good friend in 2014 which ended up killing him. We also alluded to the fact that he remains out of prison because he’s a snitch. Just one terrible thing after another.
Anyway, he ended up messaging us, but he wasn’t mad about the fact that we exposed his lengthy criminal record, brought up the fact that his mother admitted to smoking crack cocaine until she had a stroke, or pointed out how he profited off of the death of his friend and likely met his girlfriend on Backpage. None of that was disputed. The only thing he wanted to dispute was the authenticity of a GoFundMe page that he clearly created, pretending to be his daughter who was trying to raise money for a “cheer company” with her “cuzin Lula” by buying a Staples store for $2,000:
He even tried to sound like an 11 year old by spelling the word “cuzin,” (which 99% of 11 year olds can spell correctly anyway), even though this same 11 year old could spell words like “company,” “donate,” “staples,” and “money.” This is just so ratchet it hurts.
So how did he prove that he wasn’t lying about the GoFundMe? He sent us a staged video of his daughter being coached to give answers he provided of course:
So now it’s a “chair company.” At least he can “amid” that.
Just for the record, when you start a GoFundMe you need a bank account to send the money to. An 11 year old would not be able to start a GoFundMe on their own for a plethora of reasons.
Unlike Justin, we are not trash and we will not exploit his daughter to prove a point. So we’re not gonna show you the video, but here’s the transcript:
Shithead: “Hey Isabella, how bout that GoFundMe page you put on my account? Why’d you do it?”
Daughter: “Because I wanted to make a cheer competition.”
Shithead: “Because you’re a cheerleader and that’s something you want to do, right?”
Daughter: (Nods yes, clearly wants no part in any of this)
His voice was also everything you dreamed it would be and more.
Welp, that definitely proves he had nothing to do with it. A staged 15 second video where he does 99% of the talking and tells her exactly what to say. Case closed.
Why does this piece of shit have custody of this poor child? What the hell is wrong with the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations? Does our state just not give a shit about kids? Because I’m pretty sure a lifetime criminal junkbox who willingly sends videos of his kid to Turtleboy should not be allowed anywhere near children.