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When You Fall In Love With Your Westerly Heroin Dealer: Manbun McFuckstick Spills Fentanyl On Cops After Abandoning Baby Momma And Crotch Fruit In Car

 

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This is Andrew K. Bookataub, AKA Andrew Kyran of Westerly.

He’s what “Bro, you got a cigarette” would look like if it had a face. And he got into some trouble earlier this week.

Westerly SunA Westerly man who exposed himself and police to fentanyl from a ripped bag was arrested Friday night after a foot chase from a traffic stop on Ashaway Road near Route 78. The man, Andrew K. Bookataub, 27, of 3 Michaels Way, was charged with manufacturing or delivery of a controlled substance and resisting arrest. He was arraigned Monday in Fourth Division District Court and was ordered held without bond. He remains in custody at the Adult Correctional Institutions in Cranston.

“Our officers and Bookataub had to be monitored for several hours following the incident,” said Westerly Police Chief Shawn Lacey. No one appeared to suffer any ill effects from exposure to the drug, he said.

The police said Bookataub was a passenger in a Lincoln SUV that was stopped for speeding at about 6:45 p.m. The police said a woman was driving and their 2-month-old child was secured in the back seat.

Smelling marijuana, the officer, Brian Bruno, spoke with the driver, who indicated that she had a medical marijuana card, a fact that was later confirmed. However, Bruno is a K-9 officer and his dog, Niko, hit on a spot next to the front passenger’s side door.

“These dogs are not trained in marijuana detection,” Lacey said. “The fact that he hit at all indicated to the officer that there was something other than marijuana present.”

The officer summoned backup and the two were asked to leave the SUV while a search was conducted. Lacey said police found several bags of white powder inside a larger bag, as well as a scale with a white powder residue. Bookataub then took off running into a wooded area before the officers could question him, the police reported, and Bruno and other officers caught up with him when he reached a chain-link fence. In a struggle with the officers, Bookataub grabbed a bag containing more white powder and bit a corner of it in what the police said was an attempt to dump the powder. At that point, the police said, an officer used a stun gun to subdue him and he dropped the bag. The officers asked repeatedly what was in the bag, and Bookataub told them he believed it was cocaine, according to the police report.

While at the hospital, police said another bag of the white powder was discovered on Bookataub’s bed and seized. The police said they believe he had it hidden on his person rather than in his clothes. Lacey said the white substance was field tested and did not test positive for cocaine but did indicate the presence of fentanyl. 

The driver was cited for motor vehicle violations but is not facing criminal charges. Lacey said because of the circumstances, the state Department of Children, Youth and Families was notified.

This is what happens when a junkie falls in love with her dealer.

Hot.

Stephanie Rathbun has a 6 year old and the two month old baby with this winner. But back when the older kid was 2 years old she got herself a Google trophy too:

A West Kingston woman is facing drug charges for crashing her car with her toddler, as well as drugs, inside. Police told NBC 10 News that 21-year-old Stephanie Rathbun ran her car off the road last month in Richmond. Her 2-year-old son was also in the car, and they both suffered minor injuries. Officers at the scene found a small bag with a substance that turned out to be heroin.

So she almost killed her first kid because she was riding around all high. The kid survived so she figured she might as well try to fuck up another crotch fruit’s life, decided to start dating a well known heroin dealer, he gave her more raw dog and an industrial fridge at Fenway Park, and the next thing you know they’re smoking blunts and riding dirty with a 2 month old baby in the car.

But it’s cool though because he grew a manbun and they got professional pictures taken and shit.

They’re a loving family now.

Oh, and here’s the mother of a 19 year old who OD’d on his product. While the kid was in the hospital this manbunned McFuckstick was freaking out that he was gonna get in trouble, so he started texting the kid not knowing that the kid’s mother was getting the texts.

He’s managed to stay out of jail despite Google trophies that have grown their own Google trophies:

Almost like he’s a rat.

Anyway, it’s Rhode Island, which means he’ll be out in a month and DCYF will let them keep their semen demons. She’ll keep blowing him for product and they’ll both keep endangering the lives of their children until something really bad happens.

 

 

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20 Comment(s)
  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 1, 2019 at 9:19 am

    Manbuns are for faggots who havent come out of the closet, yet.

  • Chet Manley
    September 1, 2019 at 4:45 am

    A big, fat fuck with a homo bun tries to run away from the police. Gee, who wouldn’t have guessed this outcome?

  • Deeznuts
    August 31, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    Sweet man bun/pony tail. Great for pulling on while bent over in the showers. And what a fucking dooosh cake for keeping his scale in the car. He should’ve kept one at home too, maybe he wouldn’t be such a fat fucking whale .

    • DeezNutz
      August 31, 2019 at 7:34 pm

      Oh and I just noticed the “gods son” tattoo as well that’s pretty sweet. They say God makes us in his image, I sure hope God doesn’t look like this kid, with his fucking pepperoni man tits and his puss gut.

  • Imagine the Dirty Friggin Mutt
    August 31, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    Imagine the home of this dirty mutt. Imagine the filth caked to the floors and walls. Imagine the bugs and roaches crawling all over. Imagine rancid crusty old food. Imagine the clutter that would rival an episode of Hoarders. Imagine the stench. Look at his disgusting lack of self awareness shown by his attire and lack thereof. Dirty friggin mutt.

  • Old Tom Morris
    August 31, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    Why do you block out the faces of the crotch fruits? You don’t have to worry about protecting their anonymity, they will be on here soon enough.

  • Put Him To Sleep
    August 31, 2019 at 11:56 am

    Imagine on top of all the other shit cops have to deal with, they have to worry about poison powder that this asshole tried to make airborne. They should have split his head like a pumpkin

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    August 31, 2019 at 10:10 am

    I can see why he uses a different name. He’s allergic to books. Nice tats, too.

  • Dick Scratcher
    August 31, 2019 at 5:05 am

    Limerick of the day….

    This man-bunned prick thought he’d try
    To sell drugs with his family whilst high
    The police caught this clown
    And tazed his ass down,
    What’s the point if the court’s in RI ?

    Dick Scratcher, aged 52 (grams of the good stuff, please Diego)

  • Silencio Dogood
    August 31, 2019 at 3:03 am

    Bookataub’s mighty proud of his fat gut, and by that, i mean his wife Stephanie.

  • KAHD
    August 31, 2019 at 1:01 am

    What a shame.
    Pretty girl had to get all fucked on the H.
    Kill All Heroin Dealers.

  • Dick Trickle
    August 30, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Me and somma my boys got strait up ratted on after sellin some H to this cracka Now we no he da snitch Way 2 put to and to togetha I hope he catches some in cell block D.

  • Here you go Mr. Officer
    August 30, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    This one is mine and that medical marijuana card is for my 2 month old in the back seat. Doctor says he needs the secondhand smoke to survive our ratchimal environment.

  • WeRFucked
    August 30, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    The kids should be taken away. She cares more for manbun’s product (if she’s using) than she does for those kids. Who thinks having this guy for a role model is good for kids?

    Fuck her.

    • Take them away
      August 31, 2019 at 8:56 am

      I think it’s funny you said “if she is using” of course she is! She has enough product that was stashed at home, to keep herself from getting dope sick for a month maybe, then she will have to resort to using that mouth of hers. The only hope of having any life is if those kids are raised by someone else.

  • Westerly Sewage
    August 30, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    Obviously Kyran is a dirtbag and should be a life resident at the Adult Correctional Institution in Cranston. Should spend the rest of his life watching the cars on I-95 as they pass the ACI heading for the beaches.

    But Stephanie Rathbun, wow. Would love to hear her rationalizations. No doubt blissfully waiting for a callback from Real Housewives of Westerly. She must be doing something right, she has Taylor Swift for a fellow townsperson. Wonder if they’re buddies?

    And God help parents like May Zee. If I were her, I’d hire someone to take Kyran dirtbag out.

  • whatevuh
    August 30, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    P.S. that’s not a manbun, it’s a douche-knot

  • Deez Nuts
    August 30, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Don’t know about you, but I got all kinds of stirring happening in me loins when I saw that hairy tattooed nipple…. *woof*

    Ah Westerly….. the unknown dump of RI….. Maybe now others will notice its seedy under side…

  • Judge dread
    August 30, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    These picture should be sent to all of their relatives as Xmas family photos.

    We’re ratchet, only 13 months, I was smoking and shooting up while pregger, happy Christmas!

    If people sent me that, I would frame it and keep it forever.

  • Mazikeen69
    August 30, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    wow poor kidzshitty parentz

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