Chicks Who Were Friends With Wrong Westerly Driver Who Killed 2 Elderly People Explain Why People Who Kill While Drinking And Driving Aren’t Really Killers


We’ve gotten a lot of shit over the last few days regarding this blog about the 17 year old Westerly girl who drove the wrong way on I-95 and killed two elderly people. A lot of people have said that we shouldn’t shit on dead people, especially when they’re underage. My take on this is simple – you don’t get a pass on killing two people just because you’re dead now. This incident didn’t happen in a vacuum. The girl was a high school dropout driving with a suspended license. There’s no excuse for her parents to have allowed her to drive a Mercedes under any circumstances. More importantly, I have a hard time believing this girl wasn’t fucked up on something. How do you drive the wrong way on the highway and not notice it unless you’re plastered? If she killed people driving drunk then she’s a killer, and the fact that she’s being treated as some sort of victim while her parents get a pass is gross.

Anyway, I was getting a bunch of angry messages about this before the show started and two women who know the family wanted to come on the show and give us a piece of their mind. Some people are saying that this was insensitive, but I’m wondering what blog these people have been reading. Being dead doesn’t give you immunity. If this girl had lived every single person would be calling for her head, and calling out the parents for doing a shitty job. So we’re supposed to pretend none of those things were true because she’s dead? Nah.

The interview only further proved the point because they literally said that drunk drivers aren’t killers. Go ahead and defend that one. This is the company this girl kept. They said during the interview that the girl was drunk, something that the police haven’t stated publicly. They also said that she wasn’t wearing her glasses. When you drive with a suspended license, you choose not to wear your glasses, and you do so after drinking, that makes you a killer.

Here’s last night’s episode if you missed it.




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32 Comment(s)
  • Alan Bohdiewicz
    Aj Alphonse
    October 21, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    This reminds me back in Monson when James stacy killed himself and a couple other people as he crossed over the yellow lines wasted. Then they gave out a scholarship in his name.

  • Guilty as well
    October 21, 2019 at 5:46 am

    i get really uncomfortable when the angry, torch carrying mob comes out for alleged Drunk drivers.

    There, but for the Grace of God, go I.

    Who among us can really honestly say they never drove after drinking?

    I can’t join you on this one, TB.

    • Real_Finn
      October 21, 2019 at 11:24 am

      Guilty as hell,
      “i get really uncomfortable when the angry, torch carrying mob comes out for alleged Drunk drivers.”

      No one got angry until her dopey friends came out to pour salt on the wounds of the innocent people killed in the accidents. The mob responded when her delusional friends try to blur the lines (pun intended) of murdering and “i did an oopsie!” .

      “There, but for the Grace of God, go I.”
      aka — “I’m a drunk driver too.” Go fuck yourself – hiding behind “God” for shitty behavior.

      “I can’t join you on this one, TB.”
      That’s because you’re part of the problem and not the solution. I hope you hit a tree and not a person the next time you d & d.

      Get Fucked,

  • Dr. Ed
    October 20, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    If — I emphsize “if”– this is not the first wrong-way accident on that road, RI-DOT needs to put up some “wrong way” signs.

    • Fred Knessl
      October 21, 2019 at 5:28 am

      There have been wrong-way accidents in this area, between the RI border and exit 92. But if:
      A) You can’t see the signs properly because you’re not wearing your Eyeglasses, or
      B) You drive by the signs but you don’t pay attention because you’re sucking down a bottle of Henny –
      Those are Personal Choices that YOU MAKE All By Yourself. And because this upstanding young lady with such great friends and family behind her HELPED HER make a series of decisions and thinking that this is the right way to behave, 3 people are dead.
      Fuck her family and Fuck her friends…

  • randiguy2006
    October 20, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    Congrats on beating up on a young kid who is trying to deal with her friends death.

    • Seriously?
      October 20, 2019 at 7:08 pm

      It will help with all the disappointment she will feel later when she realizes her friend isn’t in heaven and God hates them both.

    • Real_Finn
      October 20, 2019 at 8:19 pm

      Loozah (no spelling changes needed),

      “Congrats on beating up on a young kid who is trying to deal with her friends death.”

      Where was the “beating up [of] a young kid”?? I listened — I must have missed it.

      When do you take off the kid gloves and tell your children that their irresponsible (and criminal) actions have consequences? Or are you a typical snowflake parent that shields their children of the realities of shitty behavior?

      BTW, it’s “really” killing when you get into a car drunk and crash into innocent people. There is no gray area or, “Ooops! I totally didn’t mean to get wasted, but SHOTS!!!!”. If you drink to excess and get behind the driver’s wheel — you just said, “fuck you” to anyone that might be on or around the road.

      Oh, and fuck her eye glasses – you don’t need them if you’re drunk! Amirite???

      Get Fucked,

      • Dr. Ed
        October 20, 2019 at 9:12 pm

        Forget the OUI, she was on the wrong side of the road because she couldn’t see the signs because she wasn’t wearing her glasses. That’s itself unforgivable.

    • MrSmiley
      October 20, 2019 at 10:10 pm

      Adult decisions, adult consequences. Get over it.

  • sns
    October 20, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Stag woes of the Belgiums. Sorry not sorry.

  • Beth
    October 20, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    Have to ask will they visit her if she goes to jail? My bet is NO

    • Beth
      October 20, 2019 at 6:54 pm

      that is if she had lived and gone to jail

  • randiguy2006
    October 20, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Thats dead baby prank was a riot!

  • randiguy2006
    October 20, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    You all drove drunk at her age and you know it.

  • Shock and Awe
    October 20, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    I think what i found most shocking from that story was how many commenters think a 2002 Mercedes is somehow an expensive nice car???

    • Cute Chick
      October 21, 2019 at 5:31 am

      Well I did, yes. But I wore my Glasses. Maybe that made the difference?

    October 20, 2019 at 4:45 pm




  • WarWack
    October 20, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    Bad attitude and moms as bestie. Now gone. Probably hadn’t even gotten a hard one in the stick yet.
    Sad. Ratchet in training.

  • mcf1122
    Responsible Driver
    October 20, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    If being 17 is reason enough to get away with stuff, it’s damn good reason to not be given the privilege of a driver’s license. The girl was operating heavy machinery that she choose to turn it into a deadly weapon.

  • scervy
    October 20, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Call me mr. miffed. She drove drunk. That is what losers do. Because they can’t get a ride. If you get 1 oui it should be 3 years minimum. If it happens twice, it should be life. Drunken driving is the worst scum.

    • Black midget
      October 20, 2019 at 4:14 pm

      Settle down there, stalin

      • Douche Alert
        October 20, 2019 at 4:18 pm

        Fuck off there, shitstain.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 20, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Just confirmed something we already knew: “They said during the interview that the girl was drunk, something that the police haven’t stated publicly. They also said that she wasn’t wearing her glasses.”

    If she wrapped the car around a pole popped and died I’d have sympathy for her. But she took innocent people with her. No sympathy from me.

    Why do the cops cover up “AKA did not state” that she was drunk? Who are they protecting here? That knowledge should be posted everywhere. It might get some other kid to think twice before driving drunk.

    • Duh
      October 20, 2019 at 5:09 pm

      Because the police have to wait for something called evidence which is proof of the facts. It’s like having common sense before you open your mouth. Give it a try shithead

    • But I digress
      October 20, 2019 at 7:11 pm

      Because “Middle Class White Cunt Commits Vehicular Manslaughter” doesn’t get the race bait Faux needs creams over

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 20, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    At least this chick died before she turned 18 and her parents didn’t have to see her getting dicked down on camera for patreon dollars

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      October 20, 2019 at 2:57 pm

      You’re not absolutely sure that was her future…..you’re only 99.99% sure that was her future. 🙂

      We all know her story – got wild, wants to party, drink, get high, ride the high hard one, and school would get in the way of that. Hence the dropping out of school. She sure as hell didn’t drop out to work full time.

    • Real_Finn
      October 20, 2019 at 7:07 pm

      I’m guessing that ship had already sailed.

      Not a pessimist, just a realist.


  • Gonads and Strafe
    October 20, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    So her not wearing her GLASSES as well makes her innocent? Fuck ’em and anybody who acts like ’em.

  • Wishful thinking
    October 20, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    Too bad a wrong way driver didn’t drive into the van full of auditors

  • Forest Gump
    October 20, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    Stupid is as stupid does

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