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Can’t Jemima Asks Cops To Help Her Find Her Wallet With Medical Marijuana Card Days After Going Full Fuck The Po-lease Because They Arrested Her Chomo Roommate On Warrants

 

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This porkubine goes by AnneMarie Jenkins on Facebook.

 

She’s from Westerly, and she caused quite the buzz earlier in the week when she vaguebooked in a community Facebook group about how the popo pulled over her unnamed friend and arrested him because he had warrants.

Yea yo, why the cops be running license plates? And why they be turning around to chase people down? Don’t they know they’re only allowed to pull people over when they’re traveling in the same direction? Internet lawyer 101 shit.

I was gonna compliment her on the fact that she actually used periods since most of these mongoloids usually prefer sentagraph form, but then she went and did this.

Can’t Jemima misses more periods than the entire city of Woonsocket. She brings up a great point though – it’s against the law for cops to sit in the dark with their lights off. The great Ratchetfucious once said so.

A quick review of the arrest reports from that night in Westerly reveal that the only guy arrested for warrants was Michael Tardie.

Give him a Google and you’ll see that his hobbies include diddling both boys and girlsforgetting to register as a sex offender, violating no contact orders, driving unregistered cars with a suspended license, and a grand total of 13 warrants and 31 cases against him which can all be found on the Rhode Island Judiciary portal.

Troopers arrest man for failing to register as sex offender. At 1:30 p.m. May 10, troopers arrested Michael Tardie, 34 of 3 Birchview Drive, Cranston, Rhode Island for 1.) Active Affidavit Arrest warrant on the original charge of Failure to Register as a Sex offender originating from the Cranston Police Department and 2.) Active Affidavit Arrest warrant on the original charge of Violation of No Contact Order originating from the Westerly Police Department.

Nice guy!

Here’s the crazy part – she has a boyfriend/baby daddy, but he’s currently in jail because he’s also a sex offender with a tendency to forget to register as a sex offender.

 

I guess she likes a guy who likes to get called Daddy.

But wait, it gets better. Turns out the police aren’t the only people she has beef with. She also hates one particular McDonald’s, because they employ a woman who allegedly gave her scabies while having a threesome with her and one of the child molesters she lefts inside her stench trench.

Can’t Jemima is the good ratchet here because she took the medicine, but the other slice of white bread in their dick sandwich wouldn’t take it. A quick Google of Alecia Beaulieu sadly reveals that she passed away a few months after this review, so she might be on to something. On the bright side, I guess this means Can’t Jemima can go back to eating at that McDonald’s three or four times a day again.

But here’s the best part. A few days after her fuck the po-lease post, she posted this to the same group:

Yup, that’s right – Miss, “the cops be harassing my sex offender backup boyfriend” is now asking the same police to help find her wallet, because although she can part with the $4 inside of it, she really needs that medical marijuana card back. Proving once again that medical marijuana cards are the new service dogs – every ratchet in America is looking for a way to get one.

 

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21 Comment(s)
  • Johnnie AirMaxes
    September 29, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    Insert Patrick Star “I have $3” Meme who wants to smoke up ma Gurl Can’t jemimah on that Sour Kush yo

  • Frank Rizzo
    September 28, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    Hey SSTG, “CAN’T JEMIMAH”? Cultural appropriation if you ax me. LUV, FRANKIE

  • Captain Trips
    September 28, 2019 at 10:24 am

    If they film a remake of Deliverance, she’ll be the first one cast

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 28, 2019 at 2:54 am

    why? why would this Bubalus bubalis take a photograph of herself, post it for the outside world to see, knowing each one takes a bit of her soul, and replaces it with magnitudes of fatty cells? Christ on a cross, even her sweaty tongue is a stray hog, greedily grunting for attention. Obama likes fat chicks and this is what he wrought, shaming all of us.

  • Liawathat #13
    September 27, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    This woman is in a Heroic Struggle against Donald Trump’s policies, which have affected her so so much. Keep up the fight, YOU CAN overcome with your FAT!!!
    Besides, she only needs to gain another 8 or so Pounds to be a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. She has that Cholesterol bod…

    • Judge dread
      September 27, 2019 at 11:24 pm

      My deep cover operatives tell me the only reason why bootleg vapes for MJ exist in Mass is eugenics. To exterminate people like this slug rake and yo-yo boy toy.

      The judge threw down and made sure everything was on video. God damn it was like watching snails fuck. Or a pool filter suck in leaves. Or watching linoleum curl.

      Let’s just put it this way- I keep the bucket of truth next to my oak desk in the chambers. I vomit into it and rock Middle Ages disposal style and just throw it out the window. Means streets will clean it up.

  • Fuck Pig
    September 27, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    “Tardie”…..that’s just brutal

  • Fuck Pig
    September 27, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    Could definitely bust a nut in that

    • ncfoothillbilly
      September 27, 2019 at 11:58 pm

      Ive a bunch of black walnuts that could use hulling. Did you mean those kind of nuts?

  • JJ
    September 27, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    In all seriousness though how do you think this fat fuck even got a mmj card?
    I bet she used her ebt cash to pay for the card. You fucking fat pig bitch, we already pay for your hovel, food & kid. The least you can do is pay the tax on the pot you smoke, you fat fucking parasite. I didnt know fat, skinner loving, retard was an acceptable ailment to gain a mmj card. Guess anything passes now a days. Go to work ya fat cunt! Stop fraudulently claiming ebt and stop worrying about not paying tax on the pot you smoke. Better yet, stop worrying about your weed card and be a fucking mother too your cum trophy!

    I really wish what Feinstein said about hunting humans was true. If it were true this is one section 8 hovel sow I would love adding to my collection!

    haaaaa ya fat fucking pig with forehead fat. Dirty, nasty, smelly pig cunt! Get a job ya fat fuck and stop being a child molester dick mongrel!

    It really sad that we cant have a real life purge. There would be no more immoral, nasty democrats if that were the case. This pig should be shot. Not taken out back and shot with dignity but shot right in the forehead fat so everyone can see!

    • Frank Rizzo
      September 28, 2019 at 4:12 pm

      Dear JJ, I think you deserve the same degree of esteem as this fat fukkin cheesehog. Luv, Frankie

  • This Glorious Story Has Everything !!
    September 27, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    It has it all !! Fat mud sharks with weed cards, child molesters in an’ out da joint, a scabies trifecta, fucks da popo and crazy FB rants with an extra side of actual FOREHEAD Fat !!! Can you believe it ?? Fucking forehead fat !! I’ve never seen forehead fat in the wild before !! What a wonderful time to be alive !!

  • Roger
    September 27, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Why are we poaching rhinos in Africa, when we have them right down the road!? Plus, you wouldn’t get a single argument from making her species extinct

  • let’s go on a fat ride
    September 27, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    lay off the high fructose corn syrup,your shirt and pants buttons can become deadly projectiles, girl like her use a turkey baster to get knocked up

  • Regina Long
    September 27, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    I’m a woman and I’d rather eat her burger than be with you lowlife losers. Just sayin.

    • Dearest Reggie
      September 27, 2019 at 5:51 pm

      Regina…… I GUARANTEE you’re just as fucking fat and Disgusting as Can’t Jemima. You go ahead and “eat her burger” (omg I just puked in my mouth) and let us know in about 6 months how that worked out for you.

    • ElJefe72
      September 27, 2019 at 6:36 pm

      She was lying about taking medicine for her scabies.

  • s pete
    September 27, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    what is up with dating skinners?
    I hope that pig doesn’t have kids.

    • usikfuk
      September 27, 2019 at 3:00 pm

      “What’s up with dating skinners?”
      What kind of question is that you fuckin sicko? Asking shit like that? GTFOH you fucking pedo.

      • Father Dimmock
        September 27, 2019 at 3:54 pm

        Bestiality with language. That is the problem in dating skinners. Weakens the gene pool.

  • Rooney Eats It
    September 27, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    Ugh! When I saw her picture, whatever I had going melted like a popsicle in a blast furnace

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