This porkubine goes by AnneMarie Jenkins on Facebook.
She’s from Westerly, and she caused quite the buzz earlier in the week when she vaguebooked in a community Facebook group about how the popo pulled over her unnamed friend and arrested him because he had warrants.
Yea yo, why the cops be running license plates? And why they be turning around to chase people down? Don’t they know they’re only allowed to pull people over when they’re traveling in the same direction? Internet lawyer 101 shit.
I was gonna compliment her on the fact that she actually used periods since most of these mongoloids usually prefer sentagraph form, but then she went and did this.
Can’t Jemima misses more periods than the entire city of Woonsocket. She brings up a great point though – it’s against the law for cops to sit in the dark with their lights off. The great Ratchetfucious once said so.
A quick review of the arrest reports from that night in Westerly reveal that the only guy arrested for warrants was Michael Tardie.
Give him a Google and you’ll see that his hobbies include diddling both boys and girls, forgetting to register as a sex offender, violating no contact orders, driving unregistered cars with a suspended license, and a grand total of 13 warrants and 31 cases against him which can all be found on the Rhode Island Judiciary portal.
Troopers arrest man for failing to register as sex offender. At 1:30 p.m. May 10, troopers arrested Michael Tardie, 34 of 3 Birchview Drive, Cranston, Rhode Island for 1.) Active Affidavit Arrest warrant on the original charge of Failure to Register as a Sex offender originating from the Cranston Police Department and 2.) Active Affidavit Arrest warrant on the original charge of Violation of No Contact Order originating from the Westerly Police Department.
Here’s the crazy part – she has a boyfriend/baby daddy, but he’s currently in jail because he’s also a sex offender with a tendency to forget to register as a sex offender.
I guess she likes a guy who likes to get called Daddy.
But wait, it gets better. Turns out the police aren’t the only people she has beef with. She also hates one particular McDonald’s, because they employ a woman who allegedly gave her scabies while having a threesome with her and one of the child molesters she lefts inside her stench trench.
Can’t Jemima is the good ratchet here because she took the medicine, but the other slice of white bread in their dick sandwich wouldn’t take it. A quick Google of Alecia Beaulieu sadly reveals that she passed away a few months after this review, so she might be on to something. On the bright side, I guess this means Can’t Jemima can go back to eating at that McDonald’s three or four times a day again.
But here’s the best part. A few days after her fuck the po-lease post, she posted this to the same group:
Yup, that’s right – Miss, “the cops be harassing my sex offender backup boyfriend” is now asking the same police to help find her wallet, because although she can part with the $4 inside of it, she really needs that medical marijuana card back. Proving once again that medical marijuana cards are the new service dogs – every ratchet in America is looking for a way to get one.
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