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Vaping Vajatron Amanda Sawyer Proposed Outside Of The West Warwick Police Station She Recently Washed Her Car At, And Has Been Doing Some Totally Not Crazy Shit The Last 2 Weeks


It’s been two weeks since I published this blog about Amanda Sawyer, the so called West Warwick Vaping Vajatron, who made headlines by driving around West Warwick and parking herself outside of the police station with a special message written on the back of her car.

It’s a long and complicated story so I’m not gonna rehash the whole thing. Just go read it. But the long and short of it is that she’s getting in the middle of her son’s breakup with his girlfriend Autumn, she HATES Autumn’s mother, she wants a restraining order against them, they have one on her crotch fruit, and she was keeping her kid out of school until that happened. She said she’s not stopping until justice is served, and she’s driven to the governor’s office and the State Police, and she thinks the West Warwick Police aren’t doing enough to bring her justice. She’s honestly one of the most entertaining Turtleboy ratchets of all time, and we loved having her on the live show.

Anyway, people keep messaging us and tagging us in her latest posts, and Amanda messages a lot. We could honestly update her shenanigans every single day, but who’s got the time? Allow me to relive the last two weeks of her life with you right now. It might not be chronological, as Amanda’s life is way too complicated to document, but let’s give it a shot.

She’s been going at it with the guy across the street who wants to fight someone, and the woman down the street who referenced Turtleboy and called her a whore, which Amanda strenuously objected to.

She filmed the police for 17 minutes in her house and ranted about how she wants to adopt her son’s ex-girlfriend who took out a restraining order against him.

She filmed the police at her neighbors house and ranted about the usual stuff – she’s the good guy fighting corruption, she has mountains of evidence that prove this grand conspiracy against her, etc.

She changed the message on the back of her truck and started her own Facebook group for dedicated citizens fighting corruption.

She asked me what I thought of this and I advised against it. “Ask me why?” Girl, do you know what a time commitment it is to talk to you? You’re not the kind of person to have a 5 minute chat with. You’re like Alex Jones with tits. Maybe put a website or your Facebook page instead so they can find you without actually interacting with you. Because I’m one of the few people that can talk to you without my head exploding.

She signed her son out of school, but instead of signing her name she wrote “Bullshit,” and explained to her crotch fruit why. Luckily her CBD calmed her down.

She’s been camping outside the WWPD, washing her car in a Savage shirt.

Another productive day of unemployment in the books!

She’s been going at it with a West Warwick cop on Facebook, and is plotting her next massive lawsuit.

She tried to get DCYF and the AG to protect her from the harassers and the WWPD.

She says she’s willing to lay down in front of the governor’s car until she gets her way.

She’s getting all her motions in order.

Her new “attorney” tells her she has a slam dunk federal case they’ll be pursuing.

Which you can tell is legit because of all the color coding she’s been doing.

Just look at the attention to detail we’ve got going on here guys.

If you EVER thought about saying a bad word about her on a West Warwick Facebook group, she’s already screenshotted it and highlighted your deformation of character.

And yes, she has color coded her block list as well.

Just look at all those colors and sticky notes. How can she possibly lose whatever it is she’s doing?

This week she began dressing up as Wonder Woman to drive around town and let the townsfolk know about all the corruption in West War-wack.

And then finally today her fairy tale love story continued as she proposed to her event planner boyfriend in the only place a girl would ever want to propose to their boyfriend.

In front of the West Warwick Police Station.

Some may say that Amanda Sawyer needs serious psychological help and probably shouldn’t be in charge of children. But those people are wrong and are actively engaged in victim shaming.

So cut the shit assholes!!

Will she come back on this weekend for live? We will find out.


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44 Comment(s)
  • Annie
    October 29, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    This train wreck is still happening and getting worse and worse by the day!

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 25, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    This little chode whore looks like her body is made up of 90% pudding

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    October 25, 2019 at 10:21 am

    Cuckoo for cocoa puffs

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 25, 2019 at 8:33 am

    A ‘dreamcatcher’ hanging from her rear view mirror lol. I didn’t see that one coming!

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    October 25, 2019 at 7:03 am

    I want to muzzle her with my balloon knot. I have no explanation as to why. I just do.


  • Silencio Dogood
    October 25, 2019 at 3:29 am

    so, this all started with her son’s stolen ashes…?

  • Overwhelmed
    October 24, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    Way too complicated. Lost me after the first couple of sentences. So complicated I actually found the ads for the Asian girls a relief, for once…. then snapped out of it.

  • rowan
    October 24, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    lay down the beat. carry the way. see if it doesnt make it go way. under the sheets into the light, heads up flyin a kite.

  • Castro Hat Castrator
    October 24, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    She sounds like an absolutely insufferable hag in those videos. “I have ADD, can I cut in here?” Um, that’s a bullshit excuse. I have ADD too, but it doesn’t give you the right to talk over people and constantly interrupt them. Especially since she takes such INSANELY detailed notes on everything. She would make the Stazi proud.

  • Big Rack, glasses...full of gusto
    October 24, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    I cannot stand wafer thin mint girls…
    like hips and meat…and big guns!
    she is a little out there…it would seem
    but considering some of the meatballs that have been on the TB radar lately..
    she is downright adorable in her manic-ness…

    • Osiris
      October 25, 2019 at 6:00 am

      I have to agree 100%.
      Would totally park it in her boner garage…crazy or not.

      • Big Rack, Glasses....
        October 25, 2019 at 12:04 pm

        I’ve been downvotes 7 times…
        7 dudes who obviously have never had “crazy” sex….
        best shit ever…and honestly…she is hot in her own “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”..
        sort of way….
        one of the sexiest turtlers of all time…
        there should be a “final four” tourney for chicks on here…
        like Miss Turtleboy…
        like a competition styles….categories…attractive…crazy….style..etc…

    • Minds over Matter
      October 25, 2019 at 4:41 pm

      “I cannot stand wafer thin mint girls…”
      Have to disagree. Women who watch their weight are goddesses. In the short term, some extra weight in the right places can add gasoline to a nice fire, but on reflection, the healthiest bodies seem to come from the healthiest minds. And vice versa, perhaps.

      • and I respectfully disagree with your disagreement
        October 25, 2019 at 6:46 pm

        to each his own my friend…
        it was not until the 20th century that skinny women became “fashionable”….
        rubenesque women were always preferable before that…
        it was a sign of health. and to some degree….not a sign of poverty…
        plus wider hips..curves….yada..yada yada…
        It always baffled me how after Titanic came out-dudes would claim Kate Winslet was fat…
        LMAO….she is a real, beautiful women…
        I always thought dudes who liked really skinny broads with no tits, hips or ass …were a little bit questionable….that deep down they really wanted to bat for the other team but just couldn’t bring themselves to it

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    October 24, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    Where does she get the money for all of these vehicle stickers and office supplies? Asking on behalf of the good taxpayers of R.I.

    • Y
      October 24, 2019 at 9:06 pm

      Plus, the Apple computer, newish Ford Explorer, fake weed, etc.
      This fat bitch needs to just shut-up and disappear, for everyone’s sake, including her children.

  • Jeff J
    October 24, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    That was one LONG ASS BLOG and I’m still not sure what’s going on.

  • TortugaNiño
    October 24, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    Spends real money on fake pot… heeeere’s your sign.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      October 24, 2019 at 9:28 pm

      Spending YOUR tax money…

  • Crispy C
    October 24, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    This lady belongs in a straightjacket.

  • Im a dentist
    October 24, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    I hope this one gets help. She has nice teeth

  • Ray Patriarca
    Reason # 1,452.....
    October 24, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    ….why you never, ever, fuck crazy !

  • Josh Abrams
    October 24, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    Suck a cigarette.. Suck a vape pen.. Suck a dick.. Orally fixated faggets.

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      October 24, 2019 at 9:14 pm

      Says the fat fuck who shoots fentanyl and smokes one after the other. You junkies smoke a lot. Shut up before I stab your fat titties and listen to the air hiss out, while you squeal like the fat pig you are when junkie tow truck girl fucks you with her big black strapon, CUCK BITCH!

      • C cups
        October 25, 2019 at 8:25 am

        Lol. I can see Josh’s tits clapping with every thrust! What a mental image

        • JJ@AOL.COM
          October 25, 2019 at 9:01 am


  • hartf811
    October 24, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    I have a drawer full of post it notes and need an office manager asap!- Bernie Madoff.

  • Bipolar Betty Needs Help
    October 24, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    She should change her license plate from GRLPWR to FIKNUTZ
    She is the reason there are never enough cops out on the street. Because they’re tied up listening to these fools. The majority of politicians pander to these crazy fucks which empowers them. If people actually told these nuts the truth it would take much of their motivation away. Believe me cities and town are full of these kooks

  • Peter Dautel
    Don Key Punch
    October 24, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    Unemployed? -check
    Too much time on your hands? -check
    Under educated on societal norms? -check
    Wishes the Lilith Fair Festival was still in its hey day? -check
    Warwick. -check

    Nuff said

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      October 24, 2019 at 7:53 pm

      I pine for those halcyon days of the Lilith Fair! All those feminists! The Indigo Girls! The cat aroma wafting through the crowd! Sheer heaven!

      • Tuna Hunter
        October 24, 2019 at 9:41 pm

        Lol fucking brilliant post. I miss those days too.

  • Vaping Venereal Disease
    October 24, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    I’m sure her son is thrilled that along with sharing the 5 am conversation with the cop, she also announced he called her from the bathroom at school to pick him up because he was scared and had the shits. Now THAT’S a GOOD mom.

    • Vaping Venereal Disease
      October 24, 2019 at 6:50 pm

      Worth a mention, the “Oldest, autistic son” is in fact the son at the root of this. He’s the one who got dumped and caused her to go off the rails. The one with diarrhea who chokes his girlfriend.

  • Judge dread
    October 24, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    Vaping is so 2016.

    The vape shops are cool but the whole thing is retarded.

    When I went to DC with one of my friends we hit up the vape shop to re up, found some good places to go, bought some juice. It was cool. We got the low down on local stuff by talking to the staff.

    It is what what is and these small businesses will be put out of business.

    I quit, I went back to smokes. I do not smoke a lot but 3 cartons a year from NH work fine for me.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 24, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    No idea who he/she/it is that she’s proposing to but I have one word of advice – Run

  • John Blutarsky
    October 24, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Wow, this gal is a level of crazy that is off the charts. Crazy chicks are a hoot in the sack, but I would stay away from this one.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      October 24, 2019 at 6:22 pm

      Yep don’t wanna dick this one. Unless you want a rape charge and have your pet rabbit cooking in a boiling pot of water when you get home ala Fatal Attraction

  • Corinth Arkadin
    October 24, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    She’s like Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia…if Charlie was a fat-ass brawd.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 24, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    Certain to be be spotted soon at the nearest Liz Warren rally just like all of the other mentally ill people

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    October 24, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    THIS is what happens when you shut down the mental hospitals and legalize drugs.
    Self medication doesn’t work folks….

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      October 24, 2019 at 6:16 pm


    • Vaping Venereal Disease
      October 24, 2019 at 7:06 pm

      She is a pussy hat protester so I’m sure you’ll see her at Pocahontas’ rallies.

      • VVD
        October 24, 2019 at 7:48 pm

        Sorry wrong post it replied to!

        • Y
          October 24, 2019 at 9:13 pm

          Problem none at all, Yoda.

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