It’s been two weeks since I published this blog about Amanda Sawyer, the so called West Warwick Vaping Vajatron, who made headlines by driving around West Warwick and parking herself outside of the police station with a special message written on the back of her car.
It’s a long and complicated story so I’m not gonna rehash the whole thing. Just go read it. But the long and short of it is that she’s getting in the middle of her son’s breakup with his girlfriend Autumn, she HATES Autumn’s mother, she wants a restraining order against them, they have one on her crotch fruit, and she was keeping her kid out of school until that happened. She said she’s not stopping until justice is served, and she’s driven to the governor’s office and the State Police, and she thinks the West Warwick Police aren’t doing enough to bring her justice. She’s honestly one of the most entertaining Turtleboy ratchets of all time, and we loved having her on the live show.
Anyway, people keep messaging us and tagging us in her latest posts, and Amanda messages a lot. We could honestly update her shenanigans every single day, but who’s got the time? Allow me to relive the last two weeks of her life with you right now. It might not be chronological, as Amanda’s life is way too complicated to document, but let’s give it a shot.
She’s been going at it with the guy across the street who wants to fight someone, and the woman down the street who referenced Turtleboy and called her a whore, which Amanda strenuously objected to.
She filmed the police for 17 minutes in her house and ranted about how she wants to adopt her son’s ex-girlfriend who took out a restraining order against him.
She filmed the police at her neighbors house and ranted about the usual stuff – she’s the good guy fighting corruption, she has mountains of evidence that prove this grand conspiracy against her, etc.
She changed the message on the back of her truck and started her own Facebook group for dedicated citizens fighting corruption.
She asked me what I thought of this and I advised against it. “Ask me why?” Girl, do you know what a time commitment it is to talk to you? You’re not the kind of person to have a 5 minute chat with. You’re like Alex Jones with tits. Maybe put a website or your Facebook page instead so they can find you without actually interacting with you. Because I’m one of the few people that can talk to you without my head exploding.
She signed her son out of school, but instead of signing her name she wrote “Bullshit,” and explained to her crotch fruit why. Luckily her CBD calmed her down.
She’s been camping outside the WWPD, washing her car in a Savage shirt.
Another productive day of unemployment in the books!
She’s been going at it with a West Warwick cop on Facebook, and is plotting her next massive lawsuit.
She tried to get DCYF and the AG to protect her from the harassers and the WWPD.
She says she’s willing to lay down in front of the governor’s car until she gets her way.
She’s getting all her motions in order.
Her new “attorney” tells her she has a slam dunk federal case they’ll be pursuing.
Which you can tell is legit because of all the color coding she’s been doing.
Just look at the attention to detail we’ve got going on here guys.
If you EVER thought about saying a bad word about her on a West Warwick Facebook group, she’s already screenshotted it and highlighted your deformation of character.
And yes, she has color coded her block list as well.
Just look at all those colors and sticky notes. How can she possibly lose whatever it is she’s doing?
This week she began dressing up as Wonder Woman to drive around town and let the townsfolk know about all the corruption in West War-wack.
And then finally today her fairy tale love story continued as she proposed to her event planner boyfriend in the only place a girl would ever want to propose to their boyfriend.
In front of the West Warwick Police Station.
Some may say that Amanda Sawyer needs serious psychological help and probably shouldn’t be in charge of children. But those people are wrong and are actively engaged in victim shaming.
So cut the shit assholes!!
Will she come back on this weekend for live? We will find out.
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