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Vaping Vajatron Mom Is Picking Up Drunk West Warwick Strangers In Her Crazymobile So They’ll Listen To Her Rant About How She’s Harassing Her Son’s Ex-Girlfriend And Her Mother


This is Amanda Sawyer of West Warwick.

And she is a batshit crazy lunatic causing all kinds of drama in the Ocean State recently. I’ve spent the last few hours sitting reading through the insanity that is her Facebook page, and I’m going to put this story as best I can, although it’s all over the place. Let’s start from the top.

She’s the mother of 5 crotch fruits and pit bulls.

Last week she posted a rant about how her crotch fruit Ryan broke up with his girlfriend. Except instead of being an adult she decided to make herself a big part of it. Try to make sense of this.



  • She brought her son John and his girlfriend to school late without asking the girl’s mother’s permission because she wanted to take them out to breakfast for his birthday. 
  • This causes drama with her other son Ryan’s girlfriend Autumn because Ryan paid for their food, but John’s girlfriend’s food was paid for by Amanda.
  • Mom starts getting “harassing” text messages from a burner phone or an app, and immediately assumes without any evidence that it’s her son Ryan’s 16 year old girlfriend who is named after a season.
  • Mom can’t believe that she’s rightly called out for starting drama with a 16 year old girl
  • Her son Ryan is convinced it’s not his girlfriend sending the messages, but then Mom talks him into believing it based off of a random comment that someone else made on his girlfriend’s Facebook page
  • Not satisifed with merely breaking up her son’s relationship with his girlfriend, she then went to the West Warwick Police to get a restraining order against a child, and the “proof” she offers are the insane rantings amount anonymous messages from a burner app
  • In the meantime she is keeping her teenage son out of school so as to avoid his now ex-girlfriend
  • She readily admits that her son Ryan “put his hands on her” (his ex-girlfriend)
  • She is blaming this 16 year old girl for threatening to call DCYF in the anonymous text messages
  • Her son now comes home from school crying because girls are bullying him

Later on in comments she started blaming the anonymous and allegedly threatening texts on her son’s ex-girlfriend’s mother, rather than the 16 year old girl. And she said a bunch of other crazy shit too.



  • The WWPD told her no crime was committed but she was free to try to get a restraining order from the courts
  • The fee for the RO was $250 but the judge dropped it to $50 once he or she found out that she had to install a home security system due to her irrational fear of a high school girl and her mother
  • The girl’s mother who is harassing her also sent harassing messages to herself, which she then used to obtain a fraudulent harassment order against Amanda’s son Ryan (in reality, the woman likely had actual evidence that the messages were from him)
  • Amanda is baselessly accusing the high school girl of logging into her kid’s Facebook account and unblocking both his ex-gf (who has a RO against him) and her mother
  • Her son’s ex-gf is now using his Facebook account to send herself messages, which would show that he is violating the RO because he’s contacting the girl his mother admitted that he laid hands on
  • She claimed she wasn’t allowed to file a report with WWPD about this, which can’t possibly be true, so she went above their head to the governor and State Police, both of whom ignored her rantings and ravings and sent her ass back to West Warwick
  • She still claims that the WWPD once again wouldn’t take a report (in reality it probably means that they wouldn’t arrest a high school girl who has a RO against her son), and that Captain Bettencourt aggressively bullied her son by reaching for his gun (she’ll be filing a VERY serious complaint about that)
  • In the meantime she’s recklessly keeping her son out of school and contributing to the truancy of a minor based on her irrational delusions

She’s started to post her “evidence” which includes receipts for buying a home security system to protect her from a child who has a RO against her son because he victimized her.

She’s posted emails from the Rhode Island State Police, demanding call logs from when she called them after the WWPD wouldn’t investigate her insanity, and is now accusing the State Police of covering for the WWPD, and vowing that many of them will lose their jobs as well because they looked at her “evidence” and determined that she is not the victim of a crime.

She became even more enraged after the governor wouldn’t see her, and the WWPD didn’t send a detective to her house in a timely manner.

It gets better.

Yesterday she posted that the log from her visit to the WWPD in May, she claimed it was proof that they are unprofessional liars, and said she wants the ACLU involved.

Take a look at that call log.

She went down there complaining that she’s being harassed by a man, the cops suggested she just block whoever is harassing her, and she refused because she “will miss other stuff he posts about her.”

Can’t make this stuff up.

Then while the cops were trying to help her she picked up the phone and started having a conversation with her boyfriend, who is humoring and encouraging this descent into madness.

Then she posted the log from the State Police after she went to them when the WWPD rightly told her to fuck off.


So she played the State Police a threatening voicemail, they determined there were no actual threats, she refused to say who the guy leaving the voicemails was, and they once again advised her to block this mystery man, which she refused to do because she wants to see what he’s posting about her.

This woman is the mother of 5 crotch fruits.

Anyway, she’s really mad that this is going nowhere and she doesn’t want to pay for an attorney, so she’s done the only logical thing a perfectly sane person can do in a situation like this.

She wrote crazy shit on the back of her car, offered to drive around drunk strangers like a free Uber at closing time, and spammed her personal phone number all over community Facebook groups. She even put Christmas lights on it so you don’t miss her.

She’s literally driving around Cumberland Farms, listening to 94 HJY, and looking for people to pick up so that someone will listen to her.

When she can’t find strangers to pick up she parks her ass in front of the police station.

She let it be known that anyone who has anything negative to say about her will get lectured for an hour and a half about all her “evidence” for her “case” that the cops are ignoring. And she’s not asking for money, but if you wanna chip in for fliers, decorations, fountain drinks, gas, or an attorney (although she’s going to represent herself since she’s a legal expert but will welcome advice from actual lawyers), she’ll gladly accept it.

And yes, she actually made fliers of her Facebook post about her crazy car.

Some might ask, “but…..why?” Simple –

For two reasons mainly:

  1. It gives her a captive audience that has to listen to her rant
  2. It’s helped her relationship with her boyfriend

Today she announced that she was heading to the news (whatever that means), and apologized to her crotch fruits if they had to eat welfare food for a bit if she went to jail. She also thanked her boyfriend Jay Gentile for not informing her that she’s batshit insane.

You can tell that her boyfriend’s a real winner too from the pubestache.

She posted text message conversations with him, in which she told him that she would be sleeping in her car outside the police station, and instead of telling her that this was a horrible idea (since she’s the mother of 5 kids), he decided to encourage her instead.

She now says she’s not going to waste money on a lawyer, because a lawyer will likely be coming to her after the compelling case she’s presented has gone public.

Anyone on her friend’s list who actually gives her good advice is immediately shit on and blocked.

Oh, and in the meantime she’ll be sitting outside the police station Googling how to pay for a billboard to broadcast her insanity to a wider audience.

Turns out she doesn’t need a lawyer because she’s undefeated in court, but she does need to figure out how to take out a loan so she can purchase a billboard.


People like Nicole Picard are the problem. We have a mental health crisis in this country, and because people find it easier to humor people like Amanda, who are clearly in need of mental health, they never get the help they need.


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50 Comment(s)
  • mental health worker
    October 14, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    wow if I had a car like that. that said congrats on some type of incident with Warwick, I would be considered a fucking nut job.

  • Josh Abramz With A Z
    October 10, 2019 at 2:26 am


  • Let me up, I've had enough
    October 9, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    Does this woman not realize that the freaks come out at night? I am surprised she hasn’t been robbed…….. or worse.

    Smarten up. Stop giving free rides to strangers in the night.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    October 9, 2019 at 10:35 am



  • Not a Dick Scratcher
    October 9, 2019 at 7:41 am

    I would not put even Dick Scratcher’s dick in that kind of crazy.

    • Finn
      October 9, 2019 at 9:33 am

      He doesn’t have one

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        October 9, 2019 at 9:48 am

        No, I have two. Both much bigger than yours, Fucking Flake Fake Finn.

        Off you fuck.


    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      October 9, 2019 at 9:47 am

      Wise words, NADS.

      She’s just. Plain. Nuts.

  • Silencio Dogood
    October 9, 2019 at 3:11 am

    she likes Nyeisha more, because she’s no doubt Swedish, Nyeisha being a Nordic name, and because Autumn is an equinox, blood clot and anonymous caller. It’s crystal meth clear, like a razor blade shaved across the eye to reveal Captain Bettencourt’s worst nightmare, that this texter’s fingering gives her an unhinged climax. Let’s not forget her crazy teeth, big bones surrounding pulp-filled cavities, rife with deep bacterial insanity, and seen in the smile behind the scenes, as a vaporous and mentally diseased Mutha.

  • Y
    October 8, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    Watch this broad’s Facebook video thanking turtleboy (before the YouTube live interview), and tell me, who has a bigger stache, Amanda or her boyfriend.

    This fat bitch is beyond fruit loops; she has a savoir complex and lives vicariously through her children.

  • Kate
    October 8, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    So like, umm, the cool girls are mad at me because I didn’t pay for breakfast and stuff and I’m like hey I’m a cool mom and want to hang out with you guys. Now, like, umm, you know they are excluding me from all the cool, fun things and talking about me. Then, umm, like the police and governor and stuff won’t believe that my posse is mad and bullying me and stuff.
    I’m like going to have a major, fit.
    Family keeps telling me I shouldn’t have gone off my meds.

  • Ash As
    October 8, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    Im embarrassed for her kids! There is no way they can approve of this. If they do, they must have gotten her crazy gene. They will forever be tortured as having “That crazy Mom with the signs and Christmas lights on her car” get a grip Amanda….youre embaressing yourself. Im sure the ex and her Mom laugh their asses off reading your posts. I would. Have fun driving around the town drunkards. Way to get your messege out to stable, productive members of society who wont even remember your manic ramblings of teen drama when they wake up hung over with Bud Mud. Get a grib lady.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Raymond L.S. Patriarca
    October 8, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    She needs a swift kick in the gagoosh !
    See the eyes??
    Yep! Them crazy eyes!
    Never, EVER fuck crazy.
    I don’t care if she can suck-start a B-52 bomber.
    If you see those crazy eyes? Just run !

  • ncfoothillbilly
    October 8, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    Fat shrew with a faggot…
    Hes smaller than she is…faggot
    Hes wearing a hoodie…faggot
    Hes wearing a hoodie in the house…faggot, faggot
    Hes wearing a hoodie in the house with the hood ‘up’…faggot, faggot, faggot
    And to top it all off hes showcasing a Bud Light…quadruple faggot

    And the ear rings…I think you get my drift…

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      October 9, 2019 at 9:51 am

      Is your drift that you feel he’s a bit of a faggot?

      I was just getting a small hint of that vibe.

  • Klancy
    October 8, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    My eyes are bleeding from reading this. Seriously. Like a statue of the Virgin Mary in Guatemala.

  • Donald Trump 2020
    October 8, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    Omg I went back to try and read all this bat shit crazy shit and just can’t.This is asking me to have another stroke.

    • Y
      October 8, 2019 at 9:21 pm

      That was Bernie who had a heart attack.

      BTW, what will everyone think when they discover the CIA agent / “whistleblower” turns out to have previously worked for Joe Biden?
      That’s be a shame.

  • Donald Trump 2020
    October 8, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    Way to much for me to read but I’ll comment on my observation.Omg she’s got one of those fat peoples faces on a smaller body.Like in the yearbook you would think just by seeing the face she’s at least a good 300lbs.

  • Gash Basher
    October 8, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Poor kids. Can’t think of anything more embarrassing than a parent airing out a kids high school drama on social media. Add the moms mental instability to the mix and these kids are going to carry this with them for the rest of their lives in some form.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    October 8, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    And the d00d with her is one creepy looking mother fucker. Straight out of To Catch a Predator.

    • Metro West Guy
      October 9, 2019 at 6:47 am

      Do you know anyone normal who would date a woman with 5 kids?

  • Corinth Arkadin
    October 8, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    Bitch’s face is so fat it makes her look Asian.

    JFC, the first time I’ve ever seen that.

  • Boaty Macboatface
    October 8, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    The sad part is that her kids will end up doing the same stupid shit. I’m in my early forties. And not to sound old, but I don’t remember people doing this shit when I was growing up. Judging by the lack of employment, and the pit bulls. I am assuming that she’s a platinum member of the EBT club. Wasting time on teenagers bullshit. WTF is wrong with people today.

    • Jeff J
      Food Stamp Fatty
      October 9, 2019 at 12:21 am

      OF COURSE she doesn’t have a job. Did anybody expect anything different??

  • John Blutarsky
    October 8, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    Holy fuck, this broad raises the bar when it comes to bat-shit crazy!

  • Crispy C
    October 8, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    JFC this might be the craziest bitch to hit TB ever. She puts Failure Swift to shame.

    These 5 kids… I feel so bad for them.

    Ps – have we heard from Metro lately? Poor fucking guy.

  • Jeff J
    Call The Fuzz
    October 8, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    The REAL CRIME here is that she bought her home surveillance equipment from fucking Harbor Freight. EVERYONE knows shit from there lasts about 2 weeks.

    Also, who tells their kids in a Facebook post that they “fucking love” them……especially a 9 year old. Silly bitch.

  • WeRFucked
    October 8, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Thank you SST for expanding all the screen shots. And there are a lot of them.
    For the assholes who can’t/won’t read this: Fuck you.

    This story is proof we are fucked. How can her 5-children not be affected by this insanity? I feel bad for them. Get mom some help.

    • Incel Detector
      October 8, 2019 at 5:51 pm

      You’re the white knight SST never wanted and never needed

      • WeRFucked
        October 8, 2019 at 7:22 pm

        I just took a shit that looks exactly like you.

  • Vajatron
    October 8, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    Here is what Vajatron has to say: Yesssss omg I love it. While I just paid 40 bucks printing out all my evidence, turtleboy went and did a timeline for me. I asked him to do it. He had to add some of his of his typical shit talking in there or all no one would read it. I have evidence of every single thing in there and my harasser does not. Awesome way to get my story out there. Woohoo, thanks Turtle boy.

    • Vajatron
      October 8, 2019 at 11:06 pm

      “I asked him to do it”. She asked him to write the blog on her she claims because they are “friends” which we know is bullshit. She needs to be called out on her statements!

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 8, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    This rotund whore has had so much cum pumped through her it has run out of places to go and is starting to crust up her brain.

  • Moist Meatloaf
    October 8, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    Excuse me Proto…. we have something even better for you to hang from the bridge.

    • Moist Meatloaf
      October 9, 2019 at 4:36 pm

      I was really hoping Bristol would of liked my comment. For Bristol is my hero.

  • Vineyard Turtle Rider
    October 8, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    This chick is full on BAT SHIT CRAZY!!! And who the fuck is watching the kids? The boyfriend that loves her more now that she’s completely lost it?

  • Joe D'cahguy
    October 8, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    And just like that… Josh Abrams falls into second place.

    October 8, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    WOW Just WOW, This girl is fucked in the head. Someone needs to section 12 that crazy….

  • Unchained Insanity
    October 8, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    This welfare queen has a history of being “extra” in everything she attempts. She banged her way through High School and West Warwick. 5 kids with 5 different dads. I wonder how her son feels after she outed him for crying? This pussyhat protesting penis pump recepticle isn’t even respected in her hometown.

  • to old to give a rats ass
    October 8, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    its been brought to your attention on more than one occasion, with our short attention spans we will never take the time to read all this shit,so…….condense the story

  • Cheddah
    October 8, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    Holy shit this a long fucking article!!! By glancing at the photos and headline, I’ll think I’ll ignore this one…

  • hartf811
    Dont knock
    October 8, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    The GRL PWR license plate told me all I need to know about this insane swamp donkey.

  • Finn
    October 8, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    Holy shit. This read like a Dick Scratcher comment. What a shit blog. No one is going to take the time to read this non sense.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      October 8, 2019 at 7:12 pm


      YOU just did.


      • Real_Finn
        October 8, 2019 at 7:32 pm

        Not me — I’m not a rude prick. I *do* love my admirers (he is one of them).


    • Dick Scratcher Jr.
      October 8, 2019 at 7:32 pm

      limerick of the day my bitches
      There was a young sailor named Bates
      Who danced the fandango on skates.
      But a fall on his cutlass
      Has rendered him nutless,

      And practically useless on dates.

      I love you hot tow truck slut

      Dick Scratcher jr. age 25
      Minehead U.K.

      • christopher tranos
        October 9, 2019 at 12:08 am

        There was an old lady called Betty,
        Whose armpits where hairy and sweaty,
        She had a great knot,
        In her stinky old twot,
        And her pubes looked just like spaghetti.
        Don’t down vote me I get angry and I will fuck you up

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        October 9, 2019 at 10:00 am

        Well done, son.
        Christopher Tranos….. not so much.

        However, nice to see a proliferation of limericks in the comments. I’m humbled. 🙂


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