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West Warwick is Rhode Island’s bleached asshole. It’s not the biggest city by any means, but they’re in an ongoing war with Woonsocket to see who can produce the most ratchets per capita. And based off of this video you’re about to see it appears as if they may have taken the lead.
As you can see in that video, the welfare Nacho Libre filming in the backseat is pounding down four lokos, calling the sleeping toddler the n word, while the hepatitis incubator he emerged from is driving the vehicle with a gelatinous grundlequeef riding shot gun, smoking a blunt, and proclaiming, “I’m sooo high.”
Before you even have to ask, yes the police do know about it.
Welfare Nacho Libre is unfazed by this shockingly.
Yea, it turned into one of those threads really quickly.
Tabitha Rodrigues was the only one who shut down her account, because as the caretaker of this poor crotch fruit, ultimately she has the most to lose.
Plus, her son is her world, and she would do anything for him.
Anything except allow him to have a normal childhood where hoodboogers don’t blow smoke in his face.
Her partners in grime had slightly less fucks to give though. This is what we’re dealing with.
Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats, 100 emojis, dog filters, bathroom selfies while flashing one month’s pay in a section 8 apartment, and a pubestache. That’s a ratchet Bingo if I’ve ever seen it.
Apparently Welfare Nacho Libre is banging the gelatinous grundlequeef, as can be seen on his Facebook page.
Yea, they just fuck. And according to her it almost feels as good as that time she couldn’t find the dildo and used a flash drive instead.
Gelatinous Grundlequeef has one of the most amazingly ratchet Facebook pages you have ever seen. Here’s a video she posted of herself filming her teacher in high school 5 years ago, who of course she calls a “fucking bitch.”
I for one am shocked that this brilliant mind doesn’t enjoy learning.
On there you can see her watching the latest Shane in her life nibble on her infested lady bits.
She shows off all the nice things she’s able to buy after swapping in her food stamps for crack money.
She rolls deep with gangstas who wear pink American Eagle underpants and capris.
Soiled mattresses full of broken dreams and no sheets. So West Warwick it hurts.
Generally her policy towards anyone with more than three inches of spare hog is, “don’t speak to me unless you’re trying to go spelunking in my coochy cave.”
Sure, she’s so round that she has to be split into hemispheres, but if you can’t get the spam javelin up at least play with the fun bags.
As soon as they were tagged in the video they had to make an appearance just to show everyone that they were actually much worse than they came off.
She didn’t like that the OP “got my fucking name in your mouth” and thought that the only way this could be resolved was via fisticuffs.
Girl, the only thing you’ve got in your mouth is three different flavors of wang chowder.
For a bunch of grimy wypipo they sure don’t mind tossing around the n word like they’ve got special privileges from the black community.
Plus, it’s not like the baby was getting drunk?
Fuck are y’all so mad about?
Gelatinous Grundlequeef insists the car was parked.
Except in the video you can see objects passing by, which usually indicates the vehicle is in motion. I guess it would be OK to fishbowl a car with a sleeping toddler so long as it was idle though.
Finally the baby daddy, who was not in the car, showed up to let everyone know that he’s a good dad and had nothing to do with the video.
As you can see from the flagrant use of the f and n words, he’s obviously much, much better than these crotch critters.
Looks like he’s none too pleased with the baby momma either.
Anyway, this is Rhode Island we’re dealing with so odds are DCYF ain’t gonna do shit. But if there is another side to this story we’d gladly welcome the Gelatinous Grundlequeef, Welfare Nacho Libre, baby momma, or baby daddy on the Turtleboy Live show this weekend.