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Gelatinous Grundlequeef And Welfare Nacho Libre Drive Around West Warwick Smoking Blunts, Pounding Liquor With Sleeping Toddler In Backseat, Then Defend Themselves On Facebook

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West Warwick is Rhode Island’s bleached asshole. It’s not the biggest city by any means, but they’re in an ongoing war with Woonsocket to see who can produce the most ratchets per capita. And based off of this video you’re about to see it appears as if they may have taken the lead.

As you can see in that video, the welfare Nacho Libre filming in the backseat is pounding down four lokos, calling the sleeping toddler the n word, while the hepatitis incubator he emerged from is driving the vehicle with a gelatinous grundlequeef riding shot gun, smoking a blunt, and proclaiming, “I’m sooo high.”

Before you even have to ask, yes the police do know about it.

Welfare Nacho Libre is unfazed by this shockingly.

Yea, it turned into one of those threads really quickly.

Tabitha Rodrigues was the only one who shut down her account, because as the caretaker of this poor crotch fruit, ultimately she has the most to lose.

Plus, her son is her world, and she would do anything for him.

Anything except allow him to have a normal childhood where hoodboogers don’t blow smoke in his face.

Her partners in grime had slightly less fucks to give though. This is what we’re dealing with.

Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats, 100 emojis, dog filters, bathroom selfies while flashing one month’s pay in a section 8 apartment, and a pubestache. That’s a ratchet Bingo if I’ve ever seen it.

Apparently Welfare Nacho Libre is banging the gelatinous grundlequeef, as can be seen on his Facebook page.

Yea, they just fuck. And according to her it almost feels as good as that time she couldn’t find the dildo and used a flash drive instead.

Gelatinous Grundlequeef has one of the most amazingly ratchet Facebook pages you have ever seen. Here’s a video she posted of herself filming her teacher in high school 5 years ago, who of course she calls a “fucking bitch.”

I for one am shocked that this brilliant mind doesn’t enjoy learning.

On there you can see her watching the latest Shane in her life nibble on her infested lady bits.

Mmmmmmm…..sauteed crabs!

She shows off all the nice things she’s able to buy after swapping in her food stamps for crack money.

She rolls deep with gangstas who wear pink American Eagle underpants and capris.

Soiled mattresses full of broken dreams and no sheets. So West Warwick it hurts.

Generally her policy towards anyone with more than three inches of spare hog is, “don’t speak to me unless you’re trying to go spelunking in my coochy cave.”

Sure, she’s so round that she has to be split into hemispheres, but if you can’t get the spam javelin up at least play with the fun bags.

As soon as they were tagged in the video they had to make an appearance just to show everyone that they were actually much worse than they came off.

She didn’t like that the OP “got my fucking name in your mouth” and thought that the only way this could be resolved was via fisticuffs.

Girl, the only thing you’ve got in your mouth is three different flavors of wang chowder.

For a bunch of grimy wypipo they sure don’t mind tossing around the n word like they’ve got special privileges from the black community.

Plus, it’s not like the baby was getting drunk?

Fuck are y’all so mad about?

Gelatinous Grundlequeef insists the car was parked.

Except in the video you can see objects passing by, which usually indicates the vehicle is in motion. I guess it would be OK to fishbowl a car with a sleeping toddler so long as it was idle though.

Finally the baby daddy, who was not in the car, showed up to let everyone know that he’s a good dad and had nothing to do with the video.

As you can see from the flagrant use of the f and n words, he’s obviously much, much better than these crotch critters.

Looks like he’s none too pleased with the baby momma either.

Anyway, this is Rhode Island we’re dealing with so odds are DCYF ain’t gonna do shit. But if there is another side to this story we’d gladly welcome the Gelatinous Grundlequeef, Welfare Nacho Libre, baby momma, or baby daddy on the Turtleboy Live show this weekend.

35 Comment(s)
  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    December 13, 2018 at 12:47 pm

    This is why we need RWDS. These fuckers wouldn’t put a single toe out of line if they knew it’d get them put up against the wall and shot.

    • first fleece them... then
      December 15, 2018 at 6:25 am

      Peeps with Che Guevera t-shirts should be first to support your idea because that’s what cool old Che did back in the day. How hard would it be to get the brain-trust of Al Gore, Michael Moore, Rosie O’Donell, the cast of the view and the typical MSNBC commentator to agree to RWDS if you posed them as LWDS.

      The Castro, Guevara, hipsters and millennial socialist and communist should embrace RWDS and it would clean up the ms13 and the “immigrant” problem. That Cortez Congresswoman from New York is so dumb she could be talked into supporting anything. I’d like to pave her brick driveway for the special discount price of $50k. Paint the bricks with driveway sealer and disappear.. leftists are dumb as hell.

  • Reverse Darwinism
    December 13, 2018 at 5:45 am

    In Florida this would be Ok, because one of those invasive boa snakes would eliminate the offspring of the unfit parents and rednecks, drugs or drainage canal would finish the parents.

    In Mass it’s a problem, do gooders rescue the offspring and enable the parents to reproduce over and over again spreading defective genes that don’t care about their own children. Thanks to a welfare society the Stupid, Sociopathic and least fit are breeding like mice. While the smartest and most responsible have few or no children and work to support the self destructive.

    • Dick DiBona
      December 13, 2018 at 8:41 am

      What ever happened to rubbers or pulling out for fear that you would permanently wreck your future?? I used to wake up in cold sweats during high school after having nightmares that I knocked up some skeezer and would be in pain and suffering and living a life of regret for the next 18-25 years. Now it seems more and more like having a baby in the 11th grade is a badge of honor.

      • Socrates
        December 13, 2018 at 10:30 am

        Found the white guy.

    • Barry
      December 13, 2018 at 10:46 am

      Preach my brother!!!

  • MrSmiley
    December 13, 2018 at 5:31 am

    Wangsta trying to flex like he’s not 120lbs of crackfiend Yoo come thru son I swear it’ll just be me… Riiight.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    I Love Flat Brimmed Bulls Caps
    December 13, 2018 at 12:21 am

    I love flat brimmed Bulls caps.

  • Whitey Turasch
    December 12, 2018 at 9:33 pm

    Baby daddy and woman: give the poor boy up for adoption, today. You’re obviously totally unable to give him a decent shot at a normal life. If you want to be worthless shitbirds, more power to you, but in the name of all that’s decent do the right thing and let the kid go.

  • OOF
    December 12, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    These people really ought to be euthanized. They’re the most slovenly, unintelligent, worthless fucks. All they do is drain the world of resources and waste everyone else’s time with their bullshit.

  • Turdchomper
    December 12, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    Jesus. I actually considered trying to blog for TB but this makes me desperately sad. The white gangst shit the Bulls hats.
    These fucking people exist. They are real life caricatures and need to quietly die please.(

  • Sick of these ratchet fucks
    December 12, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    I couldn’t watch the whole video. I literally wanted to fucking punch out the lot of them. I hope DCF and the cops take them and throw them into the Fuckin trash heap. I literally want to beat the fuck outta them

    • Y
      December 12, 2018 at 8:22 pm


  • whatevuh
    December 12, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    Just more shit-stains on the underwear of society . . . .

  • My Bad
    December 12, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    I get lost trying to understand their Facebook posts because I don’t speak Nigglish.

  • Exit 69
    December 12, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    She could probably clean up nice, But it would take some work. Also lots of vinegar and water for her beaver trap. Probably a gallon of water and 3 quarts of white vinegar. Then I would do her. Of course if she needs quick money, she could sell coffee with those rolls.

  • z
    December 12, 2018 at 5:41 pm

    You know when you go into some stores or a state government building that sometimes you see English + Spanish?

    I predict Rachet in 5 years.

    To a Receptionist: Yo’ Warz dat DMV?
    Answer: Turd flo, taak the muthafuckin stares.

    Wish Barbara Billingsley was around to translate. Though to be truthful she was only fluent in jive.
    “Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da help!”

  • Travis Rearick
    Holy Ratchet
    December 12, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks that Rico Falco mfer could write for TB lol

  • SCMA
    December 12, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    Wow, i’ve been sleeping on West Warwick. This is Fall River quality material right here.

  • The Straight Truth
    December 12, 2018 at 5:14 pm

    Until they eventually devolve to the point that they can no longer find a polling station or complete an absentee ballad their way of life will continue to go unchallenged. For now the demographic crisis we see before us will continue to unfold.

  • Chet Manley
    December 12, 2018 at 4:59 pm

    Holy fucking shit!
    1st – look at the fucking fairy flashing, what, three or four hundred bucks and thinking he is a fucking baller!
    2nd – the sane people need to cleanse the world from these fucking ass scabs that pollute our society. The gene pool is definitely fucked as it is, but it will get exponentially worse the longer these creatures continue to breed.

  • Ungawah
    December 12, 2018 at 4:56 pm

    Just when you think Turtleboy can’t show any lower life’s, BOOM! there it is! the new lowest of the low. Pubestachio there wants to kick everyones ass, but only if there’s no wind, any breeze over 5 mph would blow that fucker over. As for the Pig Bitch… nothing but prison and DCF in her future…

  • Jimmy Booms
    December 12, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    It’s West Warwick RI, so the problem goes alot deeper than just the mother and father of baby in car seat. West Warwick been having watchers for decades so these children never had a chance really.

  • Clitty Litter
    December 12, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    Long hot shower with some Dial antimicrobial soap and I’d suck them titties.

    • Clitty Litter
      December 12, 2018 at 4:16 pm

      Is she wearing a Bauer Supreme sweatshirt?
      If so, she may change her Kotex every three periods.

      • Y
        December 12, 2018 at 4:19 pm

        no, Supreme is a rip-off millennial brand…

        • Clitty Litter
          December 12, 2018 at 5:33 pm

          Who says you don’t learn nothin’ on TBS.

          Must be Toxic Masculinity causing me to assume it was a brutal sport brand.

          The more you know.

          • Y
            December 12, 2018 at 8:17 pm

            She wouldn’t know Bauer or any other white boi gear; she’s into FUBU, Jordans and flat brims

  • Izzy Boening-Herr
    December 12, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    These two boneheads are good example of why drugs like pot and the people who ingest them are referred to as “Dope” rather than “Smart”.

  • President Donald J. Trump
    December 12, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    Theese three idiots one-for-on w/any people from the Caravan, even MS-13. Elven I would make that trade. #WINNING #MAGA #SCHUMERISAHUMANHEMMORHOID

  • Captain Trips
    You talkin' to ME?
    December 12, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    I know this girl. She sucked off half of our class in high school. Looks like she’s still on the high protein diet.

    Who is her fuck-boy? He looks like the idiot Sharon Stone was cheating with in the movie Casino

    And nothing, I mean NOTHING, beats a dirty bathroom mirror selfie!

    • z
      December 12, 2018 at 8:45 pm

      I only remember James Woods as someone she was doing in the movie. This “guy” doesn’t look anything like him. If anything he looks like Mandy Patinkin in “The Princess Bride”.

      Complicated guy, James Woods, MIT student – dropped out, actor, was a Dem now a Rep., trouble with women, purported IQ of 180. That’s the one the always gets me, the IQ. Einstein and Hawking were supposedly “only” 160. Guys a fucking genius and goes into acting and plays mostly scum bags his whole career.

  • Keep ur name out muh mouf
    December 12, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    This is why we need mandatory sterilization. The poor kids of scumbags like this, man. They are destined for failure right out of the gate.

    Breeding isn’t a “right.” If you have to take a test to drive a car, you should be forced to take one to prove you have the faculties to raise another human being.

    First qualification: if you can’t form a coherent sentence? DENIED!

  • Kill All Rachets
    December 12, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    Execute these assholes so we can stop worrying about our stuff disappearing. They serve no fucking purpose and they fuck everything else up for the rest of us. It’s easy. Put a bullet in the head of anyone who talks ghetto, and the crime rate will drop to nothing. Kill them all.

    • I Want MY MTV and medicinal weed.
      December 13, 2018 at 5:52 am

      Thank You Sir!

      Strait up correct. I hear if they smoke a piece of charcoal in the gas mask/pipe contraption it gives the most incredible, fantastic, pleasurable high.

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