Source: A Warwick man was arrested Thursday in connection with a DUI crash that killed an 80-year-old woman in May. West Warwick Police arrested 27-year-old Keith Jensen Thursday on charges related to a head-on crash on Providence Street in West Warwick May 25. Six people were reported injured in the crash, including two juveniles. Ferial Alrefai, 70, of Warwick, was killed in the crash. Jensen was arraigned Thursday morning on the following charges:
Driving Under the Influence-Death Resulting
Driving to Endanger, Resulting in Death
Bail was set at $10,000 with surety, and a felony screening date was scheduled for October.
When this crash was in the news back in May it specifically said that the driver wasn’t drunk or impaired.
“Operator impairment is not suspected at this time.”
Obviously now we know that he was, but how does it take two months of investigating to prove that? Did he not get tested at the scene or in the hospital? He had more than one kid with him too, because this menstrual maggot brought his crotch fruits out with him to play drunken bumper cars in the streets of West Warwick.
Here’s what this piece of shit posted on the day he killed an elderly woman by driving under the influence.
Translation – give me a ride to my car, I’ll roll a blunt of shitty West Warwick weed, we’ll get high together, then I’ll drive my car and kill a woman with my kids in the backseat.
Not sure if this was before or after he killed the poor lady, but it’s either prophetic, or douchey.
Then the next day….
Not sure if that’s real married or hoodbooger Facebook married, (temporarily not engaging in raw dog with other West Warwick ratchets), knowing that his wife wouldn’t be able to testify against him at trial.
A week later he was ironically posting about smashed windshields.
And the wife/baby momma was posting about skipping town and moving to Florida.
Did someone say “flight risk?”
In case you were wondering if this was just a terrible accident that he regrets, or if he’s a genuine shithead overall, I present to you exhibit A.
And exhibit C.
Not one, not two, but three different colors of flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats. AND socks with sandals on top of that. Might as well plead guilty now.
Then there’s Exhibit D.
If you’ve ever posed for a picture with your kids at 6 Flags and your immediate inclination is to give the camera the middle finger, you are destined to be on Turtleboy.
You’d think that after you killed a woman because of your own selfish actions you’d lay low, or at least not post about how you’re living the high life on Facebook. But the West Warwick menstrual maggot and his pet sperm sponge don’t subscribe to that philosophy. They’ve been sharing memes.
Looking for sales at Hobby Lobby.
Hitting up the go kart track.
And being ghetto glamorous.
Now he’s in jail, where he hopefully stays for a long time. Don’t worry though dickweed, she’ll find a sugar daddy to keep her warm while you’re gone.
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