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West Warwick Menstrual Maggot Has Been Living The High Life For 2 Months After Killing An Elderly Woman In A DUI Crash, Posted About Getting High Hours Before Crash



SourceA Warwick man was arrested Thursday in connection with a DUI crash that killed an 80-year-old woman in May. West Warwick Police arrested 27-year-old Keith Jensen Thursday on charges related to a head-on crash on Providence Street in West Warwick May 25. Six people were reported injured in the crash, including two juveniles. Ferial Alrefai, 70, of Warwick, was killed in the crash. Jensen was arraigned Thursday morning on the following charges:

  • Driving Under the Influence-Death Resulting

  • Driving to Endanger, Resulting in Death

Bail was set at $10,000 with surety, and a felony screening date was scheduled for October.

When this crash was in the news back in May it specifically said that the driver wasn’t drunk or impaired.

Police: 1 dead in head-on crash in West Warwick

“Operator impairment is not suspected at this time.”

Obviously now we know that he was, but how does it take two months of investigating to prove that? Did he not get tested at the scene or in the hospital? He had more than one kid with him too, because this menstrual maggot brought his crotch fruits out with him to play drunken bumper cars in the streets of West Warwick.

Here’s what this piece of shit posted on the day he killed an elderly woman by driving under the influence.

Translation – give me a ride to my car, I’ll roll a blunt of shitty West Warwick weed, we’ll get high together, then I’ll drive my car and kill a woman with my kids in the backseat.

Not sure if this was before or after he killed the poor lady, but it’s either prophetic, or douchey.

Then the next day….

Not sure if that’s real married or hoodbooger Facebook married, (temporarily not engaging in raw dog with other West Warwick ratchets), knowing that his wife wouldn’t be able to testify against him at trial.

A week later he was ironically posting about smashed windshields.

And the wife/baby momma was posting about skipping town and moving to Florida.

Did someone say “flight risk?”

In case you were wondering if this was just a terrible accident that he regrets, or if he’s a genuine shithead overall, I present to you exhibit A.

Exhibit B.

And exhibit C.

Not one, not two, but three different colors of flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats. AND socks with sandals on top of that. Might as well plead guilty now.

Then there’s Exhibit D.

If you’ve ever posed for a picture with your kids at 6 Flags and your immediate inclination is to give the camera the middle finger, you are destined to be on Turtleboy.

You’d think that after you killed a woman because of your own selfish actions you’d lay low, or at least not post about how you’re living the high life on Facebook. But the West Warwick menstrual maggot and his pet sperm sponge don’t subscribe to that philosophy. They’ve been sharing memes.

Looking for sales at Hobby Lobby.

Hitting up the go kart track.


And being ghetto glamorous.


Now he’s in jail, where he hopefully stays for a long time. Don’t worry though dickweed, she’ll find a sugar daddy to keep her warm while you’re gone.


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31 Comment(s)
  • Wwy
    July 27, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Kraft made everyone with a pats logo look like a diddler Jew. The bull hats are better than little hat kraft now,shame on that Jew.

  • Hugh Mungous
    July 27, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Maybe I’m a little naïve but what the fuck is it with flat brim Chicago Bulls hat amongst white losers. Do they know they just look unemployable, What loser celebrity are they trying to imitate.

    • Goonie4Lyfe
      July 29, 2019 at 9:13 am

      Hey, that’s Racist!! All types of Losers where flat brimmed Bulls hats!

  • The Name Game
    July 27, 2019 at 11:30 am

    This queef is quite a winner winner chicken dinner. Nice vacant stare, a window to his inner space. Anemic pubestache and soul patch, but Amish-style married-man beard (albeit scraggly and ungroomed)? Neck and chest tattoos, but flabby manboobs? White guy with flat-brim Bulls caps? Hope he spends a long long time with his new best friend Bubba.

  • CrispyC
    July 27, 2019 at 9:59 am

    When you get a neck tattoo like that you are obviously begging to go to prison and get fucked in the ass.

    • ted
      July 27, 2019 at 10:41 am

      You seem to have the order of that ass rape backwards (no pun intended). The neck tat comes from being in jail and being used by the inmates as a cum dumpster. Its a sign he’s as woman or someones wife.

  • TL;DR
    July 26, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    #fakenews everyone knows you drive better on weed than sober. einstein was toking it up while working on the manhattan project.

    • highuh
      July 27, 2019 at 3:41 am

      I learned to drive high, and spent bout 95% of my driving time smoking behind the wheel. This included 5 years as a professional driver. I have had zero chargeable accidents in 34 years now. Its about concentration. Booze kills.

      • Aonaöe
        July 27, 2019 at 10:05 am

        I’m not doubting your skills and I know that folks earn every cent of their money when they drive professionally. But there is nothng “professional” about driving high.

        • head
          July 27, 2019 at 10:38 am

          Well maybe I am an exception to the rule, but I can tell you this, you do NOT want me on the road without a joint, or road rage would rear it’s ugly head.

          • Aonaöe
            July 27, 2019 at 11:13 am

            Yeah I get what you are saying but I think that’s a bad fix for road rage. Honestly idk what would be, but I don’t think pot is it. Some of the folks I know who smoke it get really anxious if they haven’t had it for a while.

          • TruhBknown
            July 28, 2019 at 4:33 am

            First I’ll point out that being anxious is not the result of withdrawal from pot. That silly statement could be used for any guy heading to a bar at 4pm. Not only is it a good fix, it is the safest fix for road rage you can get. I medicate with it because its safe and it works. The medicinal properties are amazing. Most people don’t realize there are two distinct varieties of cannabis and that one “sativa” is like a couple cups of coffee, and the type famed astronomer Carl Sagan used daily. You become alert, active, and you go to work, even if you don’t have a job LOL. The other type is indica which makes you groggy, tired, and relieves pain and helps you sleep. In between those two types are hybrids to get the perfect effect of each. Lastly each kind and strain effect people in different ways, so no “one size fits all” works. Some people have a lot of THC receptors and can benefit from it, and other people do not and get no benefits from it. That’s why some people love it, and others hate it.

          • Aonaöe
            July 29, 2019 at 1:57 pm

            Ok bud /s

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 26, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    Uncle turtle turd he is a trumper !!! You can tell a mile away ,,he is all about maga , just like you

    • z
      July 26, 2019 at 9:19 pm

      Francis that’s weak. You are full of shit, but your stuff is usually better than that.

      In fact I’ve up voted you a few times.
      You’re not getting a rose for this one

    • FOAD
      July 27, 2019 at 11:14 am


      Fuck off and die.

      Anyone else wonder which ratchet-fuck Francis is, what obviously made him Turtleboy Famous? Inquiring minds want to know.

  • Don’t Worry We’ll Pay For Your Kids
    July 26, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    You not 4 kids for the tax payers to support.? We got away cheap this time

  • hagman
    July 26, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    Why is he even being charged? She was an old bat and would’ve croaked off from something any minute. I think he did her a favor. In fact at 27 he has many more years of DUI’s ahead of him, and more chances to kill someone who matters. He did the ol hag a favor by ending her misery.

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 26, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    That tatted up faggots spic is probably already getting dicked down by some other career loser

    • Johnny86
      July 31, 2019 at 8:39 am

      And allowing comments like these is why turtle boy wont get the donations he needs. Btw I’m not fluent in SPANISH but Keith Jensen sounds white to me dumbass

      • twat
        August 1, 2019 at 6:15 am

        Yes and we need to keep up these FUCKING posts because they are OBSCENE and will be the death of this shithole, and this idiot turtletwat. The more FUCKING swears and vile comments the sooner this shithole will be gone.

  • Judge dread
    July 26, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    Wtf. Take this douche canoe, burn all his flat brimmed bulls hats (including that horrific teal green one), and beat him with a phonebook and garden hose.

    Even if this chudstuffer goes to jail, gets out years from now, and changes his life no one will hire him for anything other than day labor. Which means he’s gonna do more ratchet shit and end up back in con college aka jail. A severe beating is what he needs.

  • William T. Madison
    July 26, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    Send this trash back to Europe where he belongs! Oh wait, do you only do that with brown people here? I guess it only matters how many generations your family has lived here. One or Two?….send them back! Three +….Murican!

    • DNA Test
      July 26, 2019 at 7:12 pm

      Do some digging and I bet he’s not all European. Doesn’t take much to spoil the batch

      • TinyDick
        July 26, 2019 at 9:33 pm

        That’s a MGA maggot for you, they want to send everyone back. Of course there would be nobody left but Liz Warren and her tribe, but MAGA maggots are too dumb to know it. Trump would go back to Germany but with the Nazis no longer there he would just be a tiny handed man with no country.

        • Take A Breath. Or don’t
          July 26, 2019 at 11:22 pm

          What the fuck are you trying to say? Calm down and type

          • e.d.
            July 27, 2019 at 3:42 am

            Trump has a tiny penis! There I said it.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    July 26, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    Why is everything so fucking blessed with these welfare maggots?

  • Massholio
    July 26, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    I was in West Warwick once. The main street had shirtless people leaning out of open windows shouting at people on the sidewalk. I’m like WTF?! When I asked my buddy’s ex gf what it was like in West Warwick she shut up like a clam as if there was something she didn’t want anyone to know about. When they broke up she shit in his elevator.

    • Big Wick
      July 27, 2019 at 11:21 am

      Haha! She’s West Warwick through and through!

  • bigdaddy
    July 26, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    not just 1 flat brimmed Bulls but multiple ones ? World class d-bag but what no bottle of Henny?

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