Woonsocket Crotchrocket Publicly Shames Bathrobe-Clad Locals With Poorly Delivered Food Stamp Joke, Forgets He Has A Pornhub Account And Owns A Business

Woonsocket Crotchrocket Publicly Shames Bathrobe-Clad Locals With Poorly Delivered Food Stamp Joke, Forgets He Has A Pornhub Account And Owns A Business

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So there’s a whole bunch of outrage when some Woonsocket crotch rocket publicly shamed some pajama clad ratchets out of the blue:

Look we’re all for public shaming at Turtleboy Sports, but you have to do it for the right reasons. People that are doing terrible things deserve to be shamed. But people who wear bathrobes out in public? Sure we can all laugh at that because it’s funny, but this guy’s not trying to be funny. He’s just being a dick for the purpose of being a dick. It’s only OK to make fun of people for being on food stamps if they’re selling them on Facebook. This is just like, “These people are poor and ratchet, therefore they’re on food stamps so fuck them, amirite?” If you’re gonna go the food stamp route, you need to be funny. And this just isn’t funny. It’s stupid. It also involves kids who have done nothing wrong.

Anyway, the post didn’t go as planned. As you can see there were hundreds of comments before it was taken down and his admin control in the group was stripped from him. Many called him racist, which I don’t think is fair. The race card should only be used when it’s a slam dunk. And making fun of someone who is in a bathrobe and saying they’re on food stamps isn’t racist because it doesn’t discriminate against a race. It discriminates against people who wear bathrobes in public. Plus, by the looks of Momma Woonsocket’s ankles, she doesn’t look black.

A couple people defended him, including Rebecca Machacz:

If that name rings a bell it’s because we’ve written about this lovely creature, and you may know her as “The Bellingham Porridge Receptacle” after she posted this when a five year old boy was killed by a hit and run driver in Milford:

She also thought kids with autism shouldn’t be allowed in “normal classrooms”:

So if this is the kind of person you’ve got in your corner

You know you done fucked up.

So when the Internet turned on him he announced that he was only doing this to bring awareness to people that negative posts generate more comments than positive posts. As if we didn’t know that already. We had to be taught it by this chudslinger:

But the coverup didn’t work.

So the next thing he tried was taking a page out of the SJW playbook and turning himself into a victim by whining about imaginary death threats to his children:

Newsflash – no one actually messaged his son, especially at school. Because this happened on a Sunday. And if anyone would be threatened it would be him, not his 15 year old son who had nothing to do with that. Of course everyone knew this was a lie because if there really were threats then he’d send in the screenshots. But that’s hard to do when you’re making it up as you go along.

The next step was a classic move for whenever someone gets blogged about on Turtleboy – claiming to be calling the cops:

“Hello, Officer Friendly? We’ve got some people saying mean things about me on the Internet after I publicly shamed some strangers for the fuck of it. Probably gonna need the state police backup on this one.”

Next it was revealed that he actually owns a business called Ocean State Enterprises Inc:

It’s an actual registered company that apparently does IT consulting and is based out of the human cesspool known as West Warwick:

I’m not sure exactly what they do, but from the looks of their Facebook page they want to make it clear that they are #1 at whatever it is:

They even have the certificates to prove it!!

Then things got really interesting when they found out he had an account on Pornhub

Several people sent us pictures we didn’t really want to see, showing that it was him, and since he was outed the account has been deleted. Which would be a weird thing to coincidentally happen if it wasn’t really him.

So basically he attempted to publicly shame someone for the fuck of it, and he ended up getting publicly shamed into oblivion instead:

Hate when that happens.

The only comment he had about the porhnub account was when someone suggested that you don’t get paid for uploading videos to free sites:

Good thing he cleared that up. That should help his reputation.

The moral of the story here is simple – leave the public shaming to Turtleboy unless you’re good at it too. Food stamp humor is only funny if you deliver it right. And whatever you do, if you’re gonna publicly shame people, then make sure you don’t have an active Pornhub account with videos that are easily accessible while running a business out of West Warwick.

29 Comment(s)
    November 7, 2017 at 8:23 am

    Oh man talk about internet justice. This guy was fucking DESTROYED lol

  • Question
    November 6, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    Is she wearing a bath robe or an ankle length duster cardigan?

  • TB looks in the mirror
    November 6, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    If PornHub viewing and Welfare shaming are wrong I don’t want to be right.

    Isn’t TB the king of public shaming? TB must be feeling guilty about something, happens 4 or 5 days out of every month, then he goes back to the usual slaughter of anyone in his sites.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of ALL Virtue Signalers
      November 6, 2017 at 8:57 pm

      Agreed. Liberal TB is on his period or suffering from whatever is afflicting Gaffney these days.

  • Bessie the Cow
    November 6, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    Omg. His snaggle teeth!

  • 2wEntEe
    November 6, 2017 at 7:05 pm

    I wonder if they do it double doggy?

  • Sharon Cox
    November 6, 2017 at 6:21 pm

    Am I living in Bizarro World?!?! This is the same blog who posted pics of people at the Big E who did nothing more than attend a fair, and had nasty stuff to say about all of them. And then a few days later posts a picture of some poor woman just trying to sell a mirror and busts all over her?!? And yet now TB is claiming only “People that are doing terrible things deserve to be shamed.”?!?! WTF?!? What an ass. Wake up, sheep.

    • Kerri Bishop
      November 6, 2017 at 11:26 pm

      Oh my god… you’re STILL complaining about the Big E blog??? Lady, you need to get a few Tuck’s pads for that butt hurt and get the fuck over it.

  • Penny
    November 6, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    Making the distinction between those on assistance that should be mocked and the ones that are off limits definitely helps the brand. That’s my two cents for the day

  • K
    November 6, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    I love you turtle boy your the bomb!!!

  • Sue
    November 6, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    With front teeth like that he should keep his mouth shut at all times lol!!

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    November 6, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    Um, I am not defending this dude, because he did something tasteless, sure, but after reading all of this I can easily say all the retards calling him racist are the racists. Seriously? Those people on the photo look white, not black, and we all know that the world hates white people and being racist against them is not real racism.

    • Mike
      November 6, 2017 at 4:43 pm

      So true! Those that call him racist are in fact racist themselves. It’s word association. When they hear “food stamps” they think “African-American”. Therefore, in their mind, making fun of a person for receiving food stamps obviously is making fun of a black person, and making fun of a black person is always racist (because blacks cannot be treated like everyone else).

  • Mike
    November 6, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    Hysterical! This mushroom-headed idiot, who clearly needs a dentist to do something about his periodontal disease, just learned a valuable lesson: don’t make fun of others unless you are prepared to be made fun of.

    The thing I don’t like is that some people feel ruining a person’s business, or getting them fired from their job, are appropriate punishments for saying something that pisses people off. What is the goal? Put him out of business? Make it so his employees are laid off? Better yet, make it so he loses his income and defaults on his mortgage and he and his family lose their home. Yeah yeah, that will teach him not to make fun of people for wearing bathrobes to restaurants. Chalk one up for the “good guys”!

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      November 6, 2017 at 4:26 pm

      You know, the sad shit is these people only went apeshit on him because they all thought he was talking smack on a black family. He is a shitty person, obviously, but everyone who bullied on his ass in response are even shittier.

      • ThatgirlfromDorchester
        November 6, 2017 at 4:53 pm

        I’d still say what I said if the woman was white. Are you his vagina on the side? You haven’t stopped defending Bucky beaver & it’s starting to look like you’re getting butt hurt about some dude who’s probably been to the emergency room more than a handful of times to get household objects removed from his ass.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of ALL Virtue Signalers
      November 6, 2017 at 8:54 pm

      Anyone posting shit deserves whatever they get from their fellow morons on Fakebook.

  • Thatgirlfromdorchester
    November 6, 2017 at 2:27 pm

    His post prettyyyyy much says “I’m better than” but his two front teeth say “my parents didn’t give a fuck enough about me to pay for braces” sooooo.. I’m confused? I have a feeling his mother was too busy claiming $1200/mo & crying “my bipolar makes it impossible for me to get off my ass, get a job, and fix ya goofers.”

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      November 6, 2017 at 4:29 pm

      Have you dealt with bipolar disorder? It is a huge disruption to a person’s life, no foolin’. Kind of a shitty thing for you to shit talk on his mother like that…

      That being said, like I said below, he is a POS.

      • ThatgirlfromDorchester
        November 6, 2017 at 4:46 pm

        Uh hemmm.. ACTUALLY, I have manic bipolar & still manage to work, go to school, and raise my almost 6 year old without relying on disability or welfare. He made it fair game when he decided to try humiliate a woman and her child, now didn’t he?

    • goodgirl
      November 6, 2017 at 10:27 pm

      his grandmother raised him and she was a good person. as for him…. I don’t know what happened.

  • Just a chick
    November 6, 2017 at 2:27 pm

    I had to go check out his Facebook page, his intro says “It’s not how hard you can hit, it’s how hard you can get hit and keep pushing forward!” hahaha I wonder if that is in reference to his Pornhub butt fest! hahaha what a laugh I just had! Well, hes just another dumbass who opened his mouth when he should of kept it shut…hmmm, is that another Pornhub reference? hahahah oh I am dying over here! TurtleBoy I love you!

  • Stuart P
    November 6, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    Is that Sloth from The Goonies? No, Sloth’s teeth are better!

    • The Rant Queen
      November 6, 2017 at 2:32 pm

      Ugh those teeth give me the creeps!

  • bigdaddy
    Bill Clinton
    November 6, 2017 at 1:37 pm

    what is this Pornhub you speak of ?

  • ElJefe72
    November 6, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    Facebook and Twitter are the devil’s work.

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      November 6, 2017 at 4:31 pm

      Yep. They bring out the worst in everyone.

  • Finn
    November 6, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    What a dink! “I wanted a reaction – just not the reaction I got! Police!!!”.

    Someone should take him bra shopping. #moobs

    • dan
      November 6, 2017 at 1:20 pm

      I thought the same thing. Holy boobs on this kid!

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