The Vaping Vajatron Was Committed To The Looney Bin But It Didn’t Stop Her From Calling Into The Live Show To Discuss Her Upcoming Court Case



The West Warwick Vaping Vajatron Amanda Sawyer stopped posting on Facebook on Wednesday of last week, which was odd because she posts “updates” on her ongoing lawsuit against the cops and pretty much everyone on the Internet hundreds of times a week (at least it seems like that). Well, I got a message from her account, and it was her son alerting me that she was in Butler mental hospital after being involuntarily committed. Nevertheless, her primary concern was making sure she got back on the Live show, which is why her son contacted me to have her on the show. They have light out at 9:45 and she had to use the hospital’s so we arranged for her to call in to talk about how she ended up there.

As it turns out she’s actually not that upset about it. According to her it’s worked out well because now she has more time to work on her federal complaint (which she is writing by hand), AND, most importantly, she’s saving money on copies because they let you use the machine at the hospital for free. Priorities.

After she called in her brother soon followed to address why he was in a motel bathroom with her last week on the show. Finally at the end we had another ratchet redemption in our first episode of Around the Turtle. Congrats to our first turtle rider champion Tracy, who gets free turtle gear of her choice. I thought that aspect of the show went well. If you’d like to appear on next week’s panel (we go Sunday next week) send me an email at [email protected]

Oh, and we talked extensively about the CRAZY story we published on Friday about the evil stepmom, as well as the poor teacher in Lynn, and other stories of the week.

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Double P.S. Some people are saying that we shouldn’t have her on because she’s not well. While I don’t debate that, and I told her I feel that way and urged her to get help, she’s a grown woman and can do as she pleases. So long as she continues to lead this public crusade against the police and it continues to be entertaining, we will continue to talk about it.



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31 Comment(s)
  • More Constructive Criticism
    November 12, 2019 at 10:56 am

    We will see if this gets posted. TB is censoring comments now which go against everything they stand for. My constructive criticism is to do the Saturday show without Bret and his vulgar language – if you want to be a credible podcast. Like others here, I may have to just stick with the blog. I tried posting this three times and it never posted.

  • ghost cowboy swallows man juice
    November 11, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    the background noise makes this unwatchable, Brett is a low grade moron.

  • Constructive criticism
    November 11, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    The sound quality on your “podcast” is so bad, so ridiculously bad, it is completely unlistenable. Sorrty, I tried 3-4 times and I’ll probably never try again. Love reading TBS. Love what you’re doing. Can’t listen to your shows, even though I’d like to. You need help.

  • Nee Chi
    November 11, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    lemme get this straight…

    The girl is mentally ill. You thought you knew this, but now she’s being hospitalized for mental illness.

    Yet, you continue to publish trash about her… about a mentally ill woman?! WTF??

    You must really hate other people, or yourself.



  • Captain Trips
    November 11, 2019 at 10:10 am

    Another mentally ill liberal.

  • Russell
    November 11, 2019 at 10:07 am

    I’m the ‘Drunk Neighbor’ and up until a few weeks ago, one of Amanda’s best friends. I can tell you this, she has really lost her mind. It’s like she just snapped. I hope she gets the help she desperately needs before it’s too late. 🙁

    • Suzi
      November 11, 2019 at 10:19 am

      I think I solved the mystery of the sudden change. She stopped her thyroid meds and started vaping CBD. You can’t just stop Thyroid meds and replace with CBD. It can send you off the deep end. Thyroid meds are carefully titrated.

      • Finn
        November 11, 2019 at 2:39 pm

        Shut up Suzi,

        Thyroid meds are not going to do that to her. She most likely replaced her SSRIs with CBD without the help of her doctors (ran out of her script and decided to self medicate). You can’t just stop taking SSRIs and replace with CBD – it’s dumb and dangerous. CBD inhibits the how you metabolize antidepressants.

        Also, I guess you missed the part where UT tells her to take advantage of the mental health services. You also missed the part where her BROTHER calls in and mocks her — calling her “crazy”, etc. Then he goes off on a weird tangent about wanting to work in LE.

        Get Fucked,

        • Suzi
          November 11, 2019 at 2:44 pm

          She was never on SSRIs but was on thyroid meds and admits to it multiple times. Apparently you are ignorant of the devastation of a thyroid storm but you sure seem to know what a dumb fuck storm is.

          You can go screw yourself instead sunshine. Sounds like you really need it.

          • Finn
            November 11, 2019 at 3:21 pm

            Shut up Suzi,

            “She was never on SSRIs but was on thyroid meds and admits to it multiple times. Apparently you are ignorant of the devastation of a thyroid storm but you sure seem to know what a dumb fuck storm is.”

            I know exactly what thyroids meds do and do not do. She 100% absolutely was not experiencing a “thyroid storm” — you emotional dumb-wit. Full-blown thyroid storms are treated immediately because you can die from it. You don’t get put in a mental facility — you get AGGRESSIVE medical treatment.

            Get Fucked,

          • Suzi
            November 11, 2019 at 3:37 pm

            Sorry Finn – But death is only in extreme cases – extreme as in your stupidity and drama. Related to Vaping Wonder Sausage per chance?
            Maybe you need to do a widdle bit of research pea brain and realize that not all thyroid conditions are life and death however her dry patches on her skin, hyperactivity, sudden weight loss, drastic mood swings, temper, and all that has come on in the past few months all line up with when she said that she stopped her thyroid meds and replaced them with CBD.

            SO dearie – again, you certainly sound like you need to get laid much more than I.

            Oh and do some research!! It’s this really need thing where you LEARN things. I call PIs (Primary Investigators – aka Physicians who do research in these topics) but YOU too can learn

          • shut up suzi
            November 11, 2019 at 3:48 pm

            SUZI – STFU, you are an idiot. NOT a thyroid storm. I’m a nurse. Sit down.

          • Suzi
            November 11, 2019 at 4:00 pm

            Hey Finn –

            You want to argue semantics. She never took SSRIs. She took thyrpid medication. Your facts are wrong. My facts are right. You want to be a cunt over a term? Have at it. Her thyroid is totally out of whack- kinda like you right now. Sounds like you need to be in the White Coat Hotel with Amanda.

            SSRIs will not cause off the symptoms that she had you damn moron. Hope you never treat real patients and you’re just in Administration!!!

            You’re still the one who needs to get laid. By the sounds of it, you’re quite the harridan … I’d suggest a C-Cell boyfriend for an ugly ratchet like you.

        • Suzi's Puerto Rican hump
          November 11, 2019 at 7:02 pm

          Suzi the bitch
          has miniature tits
          and argues like a teen
          We can see that she’s dumb and guzzles cum
          and doesn’t have much in between

        • Hashimotos
          November 12, 2019 at 8:47 pm

          Stopping her thyroid meds could definitely make her seem like she is going crazy. Back when they didn’t know what was wrong with woman who had thyroid disorders they ended up in the nut house. It’s the central cruise control of everything in the body. When your thyroid levels are outa whack, your straight up nuts.

  • Win-win
    November 11, 2019 at 9:29 am

    A loser like you will respond anyway. Win-win.

  • Suzi
    November 11, 2019 at 9:29 am

    Are you hurting or helping her? She’s a grown woman, she has free will.

    • suzi sucks balls
      November 11, 2019 at 4:06 pm

      they’re not doctors. she called them. sounds like you’re an asshole friend for not helping her.

      • Suzi
        November 11, 2019 at 4:13 pm

        I am not Amanda’s Friend by any stretch … I am one of the many people that she threatens on a regular basis because I told her that she was losing it and needed to get help ASAP.
        Her son set up the call and her fiance didn’t stop it. Sounds like you should be talking to them… Her address is probably on Google at this point as she’s posted it all over the Interwebs. Contact them.

        • suzi sucks balls
          November 11, 2019 at 4:20 pm

          stfu. no one cares. i’m not looking up anything on the “interwebs”. i was curious about the thyroid storm you ranted about. sounds like your dead wrong. gtfo with your bullshit theories.

        • Thyroid Storm
          November 11, 2019 at 4:54 pm

          you sound like Amanda. you don’t make any sense, so i think your the son or her. irritating AF.

          thyroid storm :

          Thyroid storm requires immediate, aggressive emergency medical attention. When left untreated, thyroid storm can cause congestive heart failure or fluid-filled lungs. Treatment will begin as soon as thyroid storm is suspected — usually before lab results are ready. Antithyroid medication like propylthiouracil (also called PTU) or methimazole (Tapazole) will be given to reduce the production of these hormones by the thyroid.

    • sit down suzi
      November 11, 2019 at 4:09 pm

      she can help herself. you sound like a douche. i’m guessing you are.

      Finn is a dude.

      • Suzi Whips Finn dead on the Beach
        November 11, 2019 at 4:32 pm

        I see that the Vaping Wonder Sausage Patrol is here. Finn was dead wrong about SSRIs and I am dead right about Thyroid meds. So Finn can still use the C-Battery boyfriend because I’m sure that’s just his style. It sounded so manly with the shrieking … just like Jack McFarland!! Maybe Finn can have Karen over too.

        Finn just got his fucking scrotum beat to shreds. If he’s a “nurse” he better retire if he can’t tell the difference between withdrawals from SSRIs and Thyroid Meds

        • Finn
          November 11, 2019 at 4:39 pm

          “Finn just got his fucking scrotum beat to shreds.”
          By whom?

          “If he’s a “nurse” he better retire if he can’t tell the difference between withdrawals from SSRIs and Thyroid”
          You’re googling skills are showing… Also, you lied about the “thyroid storm” — never happened.

          Btw, who said I was a nurse? Hardly. Suzi needs a sedative. If you’re going to cry – take it outside. It makes us all “uncomfortable”.

          Get Fucked,

          • Suzi
            November 11, 2019 at 4:49 pm

            LOL!! I guess you and your buddies need to get your stories straight.
            Once again – keep on keeping on Dickless wonder. The more you bluster, the more you prove that you need tweezers to find your dick.
            Like I said – you don’t know the difference between SSRI and Thyroid issues but that’s ok.
            Go play with your C-Battery VaJatron until your WonderSausage returns.

  • Need an editor?
    November 11, 2019 at 9:18 am

    Does anyone proof read or edit these before they are published? Come on, your are better than this.

    “They have light out at 9:45 and she had to use the hospital’s so we arranged for her to call in to talk about how she ended up there”

    “After she called in her brother soon followed to address why he was in a motel bathroom with her last week on the show.”

    • FU English Major
      November 11, 2019 at 9:33 am

      Your Mom proof reads every bump on my scrotum with her cupped hand, Helen Keller style.

      • One handed every bump reader
        November 11, 2019 at 9:39 am

        Not hands? Quick read for mums.

      • Re: FU English Major
        November 11, 2019 at 10:08 am

        Holy shit, we found him, I knew he reads this blog….the 40 year old virgin who lives in his moms basement and makes mom jokes. You are literally as cool as AIDS.

        Here are a few jokes you can tell your fellow virgins at the next dungeons and dragons match.

        Yo Mama is so fat, bears hide their food when she goes camping.

        Yo mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

    • A Real Proofreader
      November 11, 2019 at 2:58 pm

      It’s proofread, not “proof read.”
      It’s you are, not “your are.”
      See what happens when you pull your hands out of your pants and try to appear intelligent? You fail miserably.
      By the way, there’s a difference between editors and proofreaders. I suggest you don’t try to work at either.

    • Proofreder here
      November 11, 2019 at 3:59 pm

      Theyve still not paid me and its getting pretty serious; I need that beer money…Ive run out of Listerine.

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