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Food stamp Friday came a day early this week……
Oh look, another Rhode Island ratchet selling food stamps on Facebook. How surprising.
“Tiff Koxhise” is another beneficiary of the taxpayers who gets free food, which would be fine if she really needed it. But she apparently drives a BMW:
New rule – if you drive a BMW, no more food stamps for you. Plus, she clearly does not need them since she’s got a surplus left over to sell.
But of course in Rhode Island the government almost encourages you to get knocked up out of wedlock, because it guarantees more stamps:
Yup. She picked the same name as Didi Delgado. Ratchets of a feather.
Not the first bang trophy she spit out of the ol baby cannon either. Check out what the other one got for Christmas:
Oh look, a $600 phone. For a child. Must be nice. Good thing we’re paying for this. I’d love to get Turtleboy Jr. a Galaxy, but ya know, priorities.
Tiff is a real deep thinker too:
And when she’s not hawking her gift from the taxpayers on Facebook for cash, you can find her flaunting the twin hams and doing duck faced selfies:
But please, tell me more about how this hardly ever happens. Tell me more about how the harvest box is a bad idea, because no one would ever sell their food stamps on Facebook. Because this is what Congressman Jim McGovern and morons like Martha Assafa actually believe:
These people are living in a fantasy world. Seriously, watch that video. They’re high on social justice crack. They’re just so disconnected from reality it’s amazing. No wonder they hate reading Turtleboy – we’re exposing them to a side of America they seem to have no idea exists.