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Cranston Cooch Critter Selling $200 In Food Stamps On Same Day She Asked For Help Fixing Her BMW

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Food stamp Friday came a day early this week……

Oh look, another Rhode Island ratchet selling food stamps on Facebook. How surprising.

“Tiff Koxhise” is another beneficiary of the taxpayers who gets free food, which would be fine if she really needed it. But she apparently drives a BMW:

New rule – if you drive a BMW, no more food stamps for you. Plus, she clearly does not need them since she’s got a surplus left over to sell.

But of course in Rhode Island the government almost encourages you to get knocked up out of wedlock, because it guarantees more stamps:

Yup. She picked the same name as Didi Delgado. Ratchets of a feather.

Not the first bang trophy she spit out of the ol baby cannon either. Check out what the other one got for Christmas:

Oh look, a $600 phone. For a child. Must be nice. Good thing we’re paying for this. I’d love to get Turtleboy Jr. a Galaxy, but ya know, priorities.

Tiff is a real deep thinker too:

And when she’s not hawking her gift from the taxpayers on Facebook for cash, you can find her flaunting the twin hams and doing duck faced selfies:

But please, tell me more about how this hardly ever happens. Tell me more about how the harvest box is a bad idea, because no one would ever sell their food stamps on Facebook. Because this is what Congressman Jim McGovern and morons like Martha Assafa actually believe:

These people are living in a fantasy world. Seriously, watch that video. They’re high on social justice crack. They’re just so disconnected from reality it’s amazing. No wonder they hate reading Turtleboy – we’re exposing them to a side of America they seem to have no idea exists.

25 Comment(s)
  • Rick Shaw
    March 9, 2018 at 8:46 am

    I hope she overdoses on heroin and there is no Narcan available.

  • LSD
    March 9, 2018 at 7:26 am

    Where can I find the stats on how many people are on food stamps, welfare, section 8 housing, etc? I live in an area where most of the people here do not have jobs. I live next door to a multi unit owned by a guy who loves to populate it with people that receive government checks. One of them is a junkie hooker, the other one sells narcotics. I found a seven year old article on the drug dealer saying that she had terminal cancer, yes she looks very healthy! I remember a time when the news would report the stats on how many people in this country rely on the government to pay their bills. The real kicker about these folks is the amount of parting and fighting they do, I mean the yelling & screaming till all hours(yes I have to call the cops a lot). I’m all for helping out those that are in need, but are there no checks and balances to make sure that this system is not abused?

  • Yoy all aint gonna like what i have to say
    March 9, 2018 at 6:58 am

    I have a very different opinion on the food stamps… Yes there are scum out there who dont need them and junkies that sell them but there are also single moms who left abusive assholes and when they left they left with a a coupke bags of clothes and thier kids they left thier only hone and moved into thier parents or a shelter with nothing and the o ly help they can get is a little bit of food money to contribute to a household because they were astay at home mom for 7 years and not even mcdonalds will hire themfor lack of work history and not being able to speak spanish and english …i k ow because i was that woman and that shit is scary and you know what i had to do to get a whooping 197 bucks to help feed my kids i had to beg and jump thru hoops because it was stated the deadbeat loser was supposed to be paying hundreds a week in childsupport but guess what he wasnt paying … Thats right his child support so please tell me again how we should take the only form of help i qualified for and turn it it into a box of shit food my kids wont eat . fuck these junkies and ratchets ruining it for the people who actually use it as temporary help and fuck the assholes that say everyone is the same as these ratchets and junk bags

    • Barney Miller
      March 9, 2018 at 10:44 pm

      You should not have had so many kids if you couldn’t support them. It’s called responsibility. And McDonald’s didn’t hire you because you can’t speak Spanish, they didn’t hire you because you can’t even use the free spell check.
      A “stay at home mom for 7 years?” More like, “on food stamps since my first kid, but I left the most recent deadbeat shit bag that was running up in it. “

      • You* all aint gonna like what I have to say
        March 10, 2018 at 4:01 am

        HA Bernie Miller goes to show how much of a jack ass you are . I used the food stanps for a whole 1 yr started my own company that is VERY successful and now care for my children and myself all on my own without thier deadbeat sperm donor . before that I was married 17 years. Point being not everyone abuses the system fuck nut. Sorry to hurt your feels I know you are probably one of the deadbeat dads that forces your ex wife to raise your kids on her own … Your no better then the junkies who abuse the system . coward… Fyi my screen on my phone was broken due to dropping it at work . Whats your excuse for typing like a retard ?

  • TJB
    March 8, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    Follow the steps in Massachusetts e.g…get knocked up…. refuse to name the *father*, apply for assistance. Repeat every year until you have a litter. Cradle to the grave, gimme gimme gimme…

  • The Man in the Yellow Hat
    March 8, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    So in that video… the items in her “Harvest Box” cost less than the flowers. That was a pretty big box.. and those flowers probably cost around $20. So for less than $20 she bought about what one half weeks’ worth of groceries looks like for my family of 3.

    Meanwhile, Harvest boxes are going to cost taxpayers LESS than SNAP because food will be purchased at wholesale by the government for a fraction of the cost. So all this lady just showed me is how much food a family on food stamps might get in their box AND how much she’ll be saving me, the taxpayer. That was a great visual aid, I must say. But all she did was strengthen my belief that this will be the best thing coming out of the Trump White House for the taxpayers.

  • Captain Trips
    March 8, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    Last heard stating:

    “I can’t afford food but I CAN afford:

    Piercing Jewelry
    Hair Dye
    Hoop Earrings
    Fancy clothes
    Cell phones

    But please help me get food for me and my 12 fatherless kids because I can’t afford it”

    • Snot Rocket
      March 14, 2018 at 12:46 pm

      Don’t forget about tats.

  • Banging Hoes in the nose
    March 8, 2018 at 5:23 pm

    Did someone says kox? 

  • Captain Trips
    March 8, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    Tiff ‘Cock-size’?

    Is that how you pronounce her name?

  • Step it up
    March 8, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    You are seriously running out of material it’s the same oh shit over and over

    • Not Necessary
      March 8, 2018 at 5:12 pm

      There are too many blacks and latinos for TB to ever run out of material.

  • AimeeLee
    March 8, 2018 at 1:42 pm

    I like to dress up like a boy and get prison fucked by black men. That’s why I get so bothered when white people don’t like them.

    • Aimeelee
      March 8, 2018 at 4:46 pm

      I also like to give head on a public street to homeless dudes in wheelchairs

      • Banging Hoes in the nose
        March 8, 2018 at 5:24 pm

        Someone squared off my damn wheels

      • AimeeLee
        March 8, 2018 at 5:38 pm

        Awe did you get mad that I had a difference of opinion
        That’s cute 

  • Bill
    March 8, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    I’m sure the good people of RI are thrilled that they get to provide for this creature and her kids while the baby daddy appears to have a successful business.

  • March 8, 2018 at 1:03 pm

    What a fucking pig

  • Steve Levine
    March 8, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    Someone get this pig to my basement. Her “Twin Hams” are calling me.

    • Captain Trips
      March 8, 2018 at 4:48 pm

      Steve – we’ll see if we can ‘collar’ her for you

    • Snot Rocket
      March 14, 2018 at 12:49 pm

      Yeah, I want to bang those dairies too!

  • z
    March 8, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    Kelly Blue Book – 2003 BMW – 3 Series
    $4,525 – $5,125
    AutoZone Alternator $187.99

    A cheap BMW is rarely a good BMW.

    2003 Honda Civic KBB
    $3,476 – $4,260
    A.A 124.99

    The BMW was probably twice the price as the Civic when brand new.
    There’s a reason that “smart” people lease that expensive stuff and walk away when the
    warranty ends.

    Even if she wasn’t a hoodrat, that drive isn’t a good choice at 15 years old.

  • Captain Trips
    March 8, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    Oh… and the carrot on his sign LOL!

    In reality it should be a lobster or a 9 oz. filet mignon

  • Captain Trips
    March 8, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    Last video is a classic

    ‘Keep Snap strong’

    in other words ‘keep his voter base strong’

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