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Mommy Muff Maurader Arrested Again For Dragging Woman Out Of Car And Beating Her In Front Of 8 Year Old Child In Providence


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On that note I published a blog about a North Providence Only Fans mom who beat was featured in January for assaulting a Cranston cop and a driver she was terrorizing, and this time dragged a woman out of her car and beat her in front of her kid in Providence. Read about it on TB Daily News by clicking here.



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44 Comment(s)
  • Edger
    August 17, 2021 at 11:19 am

    Why isn’t she doing porn? She is gangbang material.

  • Ron Jeremy
    August 8, 2021 at 11:09 am

    And this is why im a strong supporter of emission control mandates for motorcycles to incluse thorough engine antitampering inspections. engine to frame muffler number matching laws and a mandate that catalytic converters must be installed in ALL bikes…even older ones with a retrofit mandate and annual smog inspection…and mandate front license plates to be displayed on the front of motorcycles too like it was in the 1960s…but strict modification/antitampering/muffler numbers match to frame inspections are a MUST.

  • Death
    August 7, 2021 at 8:50 pm

    Anyone know the status of her buddy who took the header into the wall a few months back?
    Man that was a great day!

  • Victor Moth
    August 7, 2021 at 10:43 am

    This story was featured as a Yahoo headline news story this morning and it’s author, Rosa Sanchez, gave Providence’s ABC affiliate, WLNE, credit for breaking the story and she even added the Turtleboy screenshots of the melee. You better look into this Aiden.

  • The King, Elvis Presley
    August 7, 2021 at 9:55 am

    It’s about time to meet these fucking reprobates with equal asshole force- follow them home and later return with ski masks and bats- you’ll learn when your unidentifiable neighbor blasts out both your ACL’s.

    Courts have ample evidence available, and give her a year of probation- wtf.

    OnlyFans? That woman is flat in every possible area, And a smooth brain runs the show.

    • Edger
      August 17, 2021 at 11:22 am

      No. She has a great ass.

  • Massholio
    August 7, 2021 at 8:58 am

    She was white?!!! Good

    August 7, 2021 at 8:06 am

    Back in high school we called her the kayaker because she was sitting between 2 guys in the back seat jerking them both off in the school parking lot it looked like she was rowing a sailboat.

  • Mr Magoo
    Hitlers Cum Fupa Holocaust
    August 6, 2021 at 10:01 pm

    After this Rachet goes into the oven. Calling it quits for the weekend. Why should a have too work weekends if TB doesn’t.

    • Sarah Silverman
      August 7, 2021 at 8:13 am


  • Nina Tavares
    August 6, 2021 at 9:56 pm

    Shyanne Boisvert is a worn out cum dump

    • benny mardonas
      August 6, 2021 at 10:15 pm

      tel me about it, when she was in high school she gave half of the jr. class crabs.
      She’s a filthy slut

  • Aiden
    August 6, 2021 at 9:39 pm

    What’s the only fan link? I don’t believe she is actually there.

  • Sarah
    August 6, 2021 at 8:43 pm

    Cool to know you read my comments. Figured you didn’t. Rock on.

  • Richie
    August 6, 2021 at 7:19 pm

    I am just here for the comments and maybe add a couple or three every now and then.

  • Bill Cribben
    August 6, 2021 at 6:14 pm

    Another member of the defective sperm club.

  • scooter queers si'
    August 6, 2021 at 6:07 pm

    Anyone driving in urban areas plagued by stolen ATV, stolen dirt bike and gay chinese scooters please carry a tactical shotgun with 50 rounds a spear a scythe and molotov cocktails. After you put down the biker sissies burn their bodies and rides, your cooperation is appreciated .

    Rochelle P. Wolensky

  • dale woodman
    August 6, 2021 at 5:42 pm

    Restaurants and retail store are closing in Providence. Nobody is traveling to Providence
    for dinner or shows. Parents are warning their kids to stay away.
    How in god’s name does their mayor still have a Job?
    My family stays away from all Democrat controlled cities.

  • ghost of Buddy Ciani
    August 6, 2021 at 5:00 pm

    Buddy would never had stood for this , heads would roll, there be no body’s

  • Orion
    August 6, 2021 at 4:38 pm

    I’d definitely let this chick empty out my life savings, just to date this princess for a month!

    • sheldon whitehead american faggot
      August 6, 2021 at 6:09 pm

      Cuck loser!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 6, 2021 at 4:11 pm

    I stand with Shystuntsss! It really grinds my gears when some impatient halfwit beeps at me for not going when it turns green! I may just get out and throw hands myself next time!

  • Fonzie
    August 6, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    read all about it at tbdailynews dot com!!!!

    Nah… im good lol.

    Why even write a censored and watered down version of this one? Its two ghetto ratchets fighting.

    “I write about the exact same stories over there, just with less references to cum and fupas” Well everyone is here for the funny fupa and cum jokes, not a serious news story.

  • CONN
    August 6, 2021 at 3:41 pm

    She seems very classy and probably smells like vanilla.

  • Plymouth North
    August 6, 2021 at 3:15 pm

    Both of them are stoned!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 6, 2021 at 2:33 pm

    The victim is a white so Shyanne should never have been arrested! I wonder what that white really did to upset the the biking club. smh

  • Buck Breaker
    August 6, 2021 at 2:22 pm

    I want to hear the news story about these faggots surrounding the wrong car and getting turned into swiss cheese with 9mm holes

      August 6, 2021 at 2:26 pm

      Faggots surround wrong car, get turned into swiss cheese with 9mm holes, filmed at 11!

      • Buck Breaker
        August 6, 2021 at 3:04 pm

        Tanks <3

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    August 6, 2021 at 2:17 pm

    Hopefully, this cunt get turned into road pizza by an 18-wheeler.
    It would be absolutely no loss to humanity.

  • Bill Clinton
    August 6, 2021 at 1:54 pm

    hate to admit it, but she doesn’t look 1/2 bad in some of her pics. She’s probably a real spitfire in the sack, which would totally make it worth letting her pleasure me with her body a few times. I mean, yeah, she’s a total skank, but heck, my dick don’t really care, as long as its double bagged or she swallows.

    • I bet you...
      August 6, 2021 at 1:57 pm

      ….she would let you ride ‘bitch’ on her next rideout!

  • Nina
    August 6, 2021 at 1:50 pm

    She does not have custody of her children! They live with their dad and stepmom who love and protect them at all cost!

    • Shocker!
      August 6, 2021 at 1:58 pm

      Doesn’t have custody, I would have never imagined!

  • mcg
    August 6, 2021 at 1:48 pm


  • Whore Hay
    August 6, 2021 at 1:27 pm

    Mayor JORGE ELORZA? …..and you are wondering what the problem is in providence, a democratic – run city for decades. That poor lady got her head smashed in because a bunch of dirtbag dirtbike riders were blocking traffic, so their dirtbag friends can do wheelies on public streets. People are avoiding providence like Lawrence, another third world shithole because of “dreamers”.

  • Winter is coming
    August 6, 2021 at 1:24 pm

    Can’t wait until OF stops allowing nudity on their platform. Gonna be a sad day for many of these “independent women”.

    • I love whores
      August 6, 2021 at 9:07 pm

      Attractive women got 20 years at most to spread their twats and shake their tits on camera then they hit the wall you think they would anticipate that and make plans. But somebody has to give $20 BJ’s and have landlord sex.

      • Hooking Aint Easy
        August 7, 2021 at 8:03 am

        Learn To Code hookers.

        Or you could get a certificate in business office operations or become an aid to a nurses aid $13/hour, seriously hooking is easier.

  • MC Spammer
    August 6, 2021 at 1:06 pm

    If anyone beat a relative of mine like they did to that poor woman in the video, I would find every one of them and blast them in the face with my 12 gauge shotgun. Because the police and politicians are not doing their jobs.

    • Hu Fartted
      August 6, 2021 at 6:16 pm

      A shotgun blast to the face may be a bit harsh but a serious life threatening beat down is in order.

    • Black Lives Matter = Lawlessness
      August 7, 2021 at 2:12 am

      I’m sure the police want to, it’s the fucking politicians and these little dick heads know it. Was my family I would kill them All. Period… Make it so they would be scared to do that shit anymore. You Only see shit like this fly in Democrat Sewer Holes. Any average town in this country, This shit it ain’t happening. Rock Salt and Nails..

    • Wetty Fap
      August 7, 2021 at 10:36 am

      Yeah, the shotgun to the face is a bit too harsh. It’s also too quick. Better to grab em, chain ’em to tree out in the woods and apologize you only have the 258 pc. tool-set for your dremel moto-tool instead of the 400pc I wanted to use on you. Shall we start with a sander disc or a cutoff wheel or a grinder or one of the drill bits? At least it’ll only hurt 258 times so look at the bright side.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 6, 2021 at 1:04 pm

    The nose ring never fails…..

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