Hoodrat Heroes

M.C. Pajama And No Tits McGee Engage In Battle To Determine Who Is Queen Ratchet Of Providence This Week While Gainfully Employed Chudstuffers Referee And Cheer Them On

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All-Star Criminals

Hepatitis Hefalump Uses Rival Skagbag’s Name To Work Her Way Into Cranston Salon In Order To Rob Them, Lost 2 Kids To DCYF For Sexual Abuse

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Nudniks

Providence Hipster “Artist” Queefs Host Underage Drinking Parties At Their “Studio,” Were Willing To Let 18 Year Old Die From Alcohol Poisoning To Avoid Calling 911

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Hoodrat Heroes

Providence Food Stamp Flipper Isn’t Happy That Ratchet Friends Aren’t Selling Stamps This Month Because They’re Already Sitting On Money

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Nudniks

Splooge McShmuck From Materese Towing In Providence Calls Woman Racial Slur, Tells Her To Suck His Yogurt Slinger On Film In Front Of Her Kid Because He Misinterpreted A Hand Gesture

Splooge McShmuck From Materese Towing In Providence Calls Woman Racial Slur, Tells Her To Suck His Yogurt Slinger On Film…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Dartmouth Plus Sized Ghettopoon Twitter Model Is Selling Brand New Truck For $10K With No Title On Gas Of Mass Facebook Page

Dartmouth Plus Sized Ghettopoon Twitter Model Is Selling Brand New Truck For $10K With No Title On Gas Of Mass…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Grandma Fupa Defends Cart Full Of Groceries At Providence Price Rite From Rabid  Manny Ratchio’s And Price Rite Employee

Grandma Fupa Defends Cart Full Of Groceries At Providence Price Rite From Rabid  Manny Ratchio’s And Price Rite Employee Want…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Mount Kilamanlargeho Asks Facebook If Her Sex Offender Boyfriend Has To Register With Coventry Police Before Sleeping Over

Mount Kilamanlargeho Asks Facebook If Her Sex Offender Boyfriend Has To Register With Coventry Police Before Sleeping Over Want to…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Turns Out Joey Santos Has ANOTHER Baby Momma Going “Free Muh Baby Daddy” After Deservedly Getting Shot And Killed On I-95 In Providence

Turns Out Joey Santos Has ANOTHER Baby Momma Going “Free Muh Baby Daddy” After Deservedly Getting Shot And Killed On…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Sperm Sponge And Fam Go “Free My Baby Daddy” For Career Criminal Shot By Providence PD Despite Video Of Him Ramming Into Innocent People On Highway

Sperm Sponge And Fam Go “Free My Baby Daddy” For Career Criminal Shot By Providence PD Despite Video Of Him…

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WTF

Video Of Providence Police And RI State Troopers Lighting Up Some Asshole On I-95 In Broad Daylight Is Insane

Video Of Providence Police And RI State Troopers Lighting Up Some Asshole On I-95 In Broad Daylight Is Insane Want…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Providence Junior Hoodrat And Ma Dukes Sell RIPTA Bus Pass He Got From School On Facebook Yard Sale Page Because He Lives Across The Street From School

Providence Junior Hoodrat And Ma Dukes Sell RIPTA Bus Pass He Got From School On Facebook Yard Sale Page Because…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Obamaphones Jones Knocks Out Peter McSwahili And Completely Murders His Ankle In Downtown Providence, But Refuses To Surrender And Fights On With Broken Foot

Obamaphones Jones Knocks Out Peter McSwahili And Completely Murders His Ankle In Downtown Providence, But Refuses To Surrender And Fights…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Jelly Rolls Royce Selling Offering To Pay For Room To Rent With $971 In Food Stamps Because He Just Got Out Of Jail And He’s A Stay At Home Dad

Jelly Rolls Royce Selling Offering To Pay For Room To Rent With $971 In Food Stamps Because He Just Got…

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WTF

Turns Out Worcester Moby Trick Is The Providence Fupapotamus Weed Salesman We Blogged About In June, And Fun People Are Butthurt About “Fat Shaming”

Turns Out Worcester Moby Trick Is The Providence Fupapotamus Weed Salesman We Blogged About In June, And Fun People Are…

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Nudniks

Sideshow Knobjob Arrested On Warrants While Hiding In Attic Insulation After Intentionally Slamming Brakes To Harm Child In Video, This Is What We Do

Sideshow Knobjob Arrested On Warrants While Hiding In Attic Insulation After Intentionally Slamming Brakes To Harm Child In Video, This…

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WTF

Plot Twist: The Providence Fupapotamus Is Actually A Door To Door Weed Saleswoman

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Hoodrat Heroes

Meanwhile In Providence

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All-Star Criminals

Providence Woman And Her Geriatric Sperm Donor Rob A Pawtucket Bank With 2 Kids In The Car Who Are Starving And Covered In Feces And Rashes

Providence Woman And Her Geriatric Sperm Donor Rob A Pawtucket Bank With 2 Kids In The Car Who Are Starving…

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Social Justice Warriors

Providence State Rep Fired From Job As Waitress For Forcing Politics On Customers Is Destroying Cafe’s Yelp Reviews, Says All White Men Are Evil, Collects Welfare, Looking For Mate To “Burn Capitalism To The Ground”

Providence State Rep Fired From Job As Waitress For Forcing Politics On Customers Is Destroying Cafe’s Yelp Reviews, Says All…

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