Providence Goth Goblin Shames Bride For Getting Married Without Masks Despite Getting Married To Career Felon Deadbeat Without Wearing Masks Just Weeks Before While Collecting Food Stamps


This is Alivia Kent from Providence.

Alivia is some sort of goth model who happens to be in a Massachusetts/Rhode Island wedding group for brides and recently saw a happy bride post pictures from her wedding day, which she was very excited to have despite only having 73 people attend. It was a lovely post that inspired optimism for brides who are getting married at the worst possible time.

Naturally Alivia saw this and decided to screenshot the post and shame the bride on Facebook and Reddit.

The happy bride was happy no more, deleted her post, and left the group. Check out what this cunt donkey said in the comments.

There’s cunty, and then there’s just plain evil. She’s the latter. I’d rather die from COVID (if only that were possible) than wake up every day and see this face.

Delete your life.

Here’s the kicker – literally just weeks before she also got married and posted pictures of the wedding where not a single one of her circus freak friends or crotch fruits was wearing a mask.

You couldn’t make up this sort of hypocrisy if you tried.

She also brought her poon polyps to crowded black lives matter riots in Providence, where Waraq instigated widespread looting of police cars and the Providence Place Mall.

She was also upset that her blockade of I-95 in Providence was interrupted by the cops, who had the audacity to yell at them to get off the highway before they became social justice speed bumps.

Not a single one of these frauds has ever been remotely worried about commie cold. Not one. Nor should they be, because it’s just not very dangerous for people her age. They just enjoy shaming other people for having the audacity to live their lives because for the first time ever they feel better than someone else.

Of course she supports America’s favorite paraplegic rapist Jacob Blake too.

But wait, it gets better. Much better. This able bodied married woman is also upset that she ONLY gets $350 a month for food stamps.

Don’t worry though, this welfare leech has plenty of money for hair extensions (a few hundred bucks) for her commie cold super spreader wedding.

How does an able bodied married woman with two semen demons qualify for food stamps? Well, for one thing I’m guessing she’s on some sort of “disability,” because she’s 29 years old and in the hospital all the time, and as a result she demands that “ableds” (people who aren’t 29 year old able bodied women pretending to be deftly ill) stay home to protect her while she goes out and riots with her kids on the taxpayer’s dime.

This is why I don’t wear a mask or stay home. I just couldn’t possibly give a fuck less if this chick died, and the world would undoubtably be a better place without her. You can call that cruel, but you can’t call it a lie. These are the people we’re shutting down schools and businesses to protect.

So why doesn’t her husband Jason Magnan pay the bills without government assistance? He seems abled bodied too.

Well, Jason has some Google trophies.

Lots and lots of Google trophies. They include violation of a no contact order.

Domestic strangulation and violation of a no contact order third offense.

Felony domestic assault.

Driving with an expired license.

More felony domestic assault.

And larceny.

He used to be married to another woman named Kaila, and the two of them didn’t like paying rent which ended up them occasionally being evicted as well.

That was in 2011, but this tradition of squatting without paying the person who owns the property has continued to the present day with his new boo Alivia Kent.

They of course had a default judgement placed on them because showing up to court was just way too much work.

Probably why he’s selling brand new watches days before Christmas, which I’m sure he obtained legally and decided he no longer wanted.

Oh well, there’s always couch surfing with the crotch fruits!

If Alivia, Jason, or the poor bride she shamed would like to come on the live show this weekend to share their side of the story they are hereby invited to hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson, or email



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68 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    October 10, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    The title picture, she looks like she has some hair under those pits. Looks like a femanazi to me.

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    October 10, 2020 at 12:23 am

    I don’t mind the occasional spelling mistake (I’m here aren’t I?)

    But those who misuse vowels in words on purpose are stealing our oxygen.

  • T.R.
    October 9, 2020 at 5:59 am

    Bet she’s a bloody squirter when she gets hit in the shitter.
    Remember to don the full body PPE for this one.

  • dough bro
    October 9, 2020 at 2:17 am

    ……..sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads……..
    They got ’em all!

  • Victory Lane
    October 8, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    I think I spy one mildly doable friend among the circus freaks in that wedding pic.

    Sup turquoise sundress?

  • redditsucks
    October 8, 2020 at 10:27 am

    model? lol. looks like that crotch fruit was embarrassed about being connected to her reddit account: “u/gloomy_kumquat: deleted”

    October 8, 2020 at 8:23 am

    One of my boys used to fuck her, he definitely gave her the genital warts. Or was it crabs? I dunno, he is dead now because all those people are into hard drugs, so I can’t ask him. But whatever it was he also gave it to Amanda “DCYF Mother of the Decade” Salemi and a couple other broads I would call out if I ever bothered to learn their names.

  • Christopher Moltisanti
    October 8, 2020 at 12:35 am

    This Dirty Cunt is Damaged Goods

  • North of the Border
    October 7, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    Just once I wish they’d stop EBT, welfare, etc.
    Need food? Stop by the local church. Need shelter, clothes, or other basic necessities? Well, the world needs ditch diggers too! Here’s your shovel!

    Too good for that, you say? It’s getting chilly at night now. Which do you think will happen first, freeze or starve?

    I don’t mind helping the needy, but I’m sick and fucking tired of funding the lazy.

  • Judge dread
    October 7, 2020 at 11:08 pm

    Yah, typical RI felon shit. WHtever lets go to Jullians on Sat? Or some other rub WHERE THE MOB DOESN’T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.
    i never thought it was real until i moved to prov in 2004. i got the fuck out of there in 2005…

  • Offended
    October 7, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    holy fucking armpit hair Alivia.

    • Gross
      October 8, 2020 at 9:21 am

      Imagine how hairy, smelly, dingleberry ridden, mangled, and disgusting this bitches nether regions must look and smell????

  • Yea okay turtle boy
    October 7, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    Is this what constitutes as good journalism?? Did this dude have a stroke before writing this or does he seriously think this is a topic anyone but non maskers want to read about? Literally 12 people pictured at her wedding including at least 4 people who live in the same home. Not the same as having a 75 person wedding. Also didn’t know it was cool to put pictures of other people’s kids in articles online about a girl who shared something she was irritated with…. where’s the story? Trashing someone who’s alternative? Hating her cus she’s poor? Honestly used to like these articles, not sure if they ran out of topics or if they are just hiring bottom feeders for writers‍♀️. Either way I give it a 1/10 for content. Great job.

    • Jeff J
      Nobody Gives a Fuck What You Think
      October 7, 2020 at 6:08 pm


    • Jordis Brown
      October 7, 2020 at 8:15 pm

      People are still using the word “alternative” to define ugly lovers? Good to know!

    • Hu Fartted
      October 8, 2020 at 9:57 am

      She wasn’t at the wedding so maybe she should start by minding her one f****** business. I’m tired of the pathetic virtual signaling losers.

    • Sara Jean Is Mean
      October 8, 2020 at 12:58 pm

      Olivia your a nasty cunt who cries poor me after u blasted and bragged about shaming a women online who ur ugly soul was lucky enough for her to share pics in A WEDDING GROUP. Grow the fuck up cunt.

      Can’t take the heat? Go of the kitchen. Or do us all a favor and sit at the kitchen table as the kitchen and house burn down, all around you..

      Dont shit on someone’s beautiful day with your ugly black soul. Not correcting grammar, dont have time to and could care less of you. Your a disgrace.

    • Sara Jean Is Mean
      October 8, 2020 at 1:05 pm


      This IS Turtlebidy. This IS ALTERNATIVE journalism. You are not alternative. You are not alt, your the new norm.. lmao
      a fucking miserable reject who kinda grew up.. aka JUST AGED, skdnt grow.. in any sense…

    • Sara Jean Is Mean
      October 8, 2020 at 1:06 pm


      This IS Turtleboy. This IS ALTERNATIVE journalism..

      You are not alternative. You are not alt, your the new norm.. lmao
      a fucking miserable reject who kinda grew up.. aka JUST AGED, skdnt grow.. in any sense…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 7, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    The Who’s Who of weirdo SJWs

    • HAHA
      October 7, 2020 at 5:16 pm

      it is a funny take on miscreants who are quick to point to the misdeeds of normal people – may not be amazing journalism but it sure is a fun little set of proofs that people in thin glass houses should not throw stones

      • Guinea Geisha
        October 7, 2020 at 6:38 pm

        Or perhaps people in glass coffins? Remains to be seen.

        • Dracula
          October 7, 2020 at 8:08 pm

          glass coffin. remains to be seen. very clever.

  • Fucked up grill
    October 7, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    Bitch has teeth like a fucking crocodile.

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      JJ @ The Aol Dot Com's
      October 7, 2020 at 5:09 pm

      We call those jacked up dolphin teeth roun these parts. They always, always, have dolphin teeth!

      I’ll reason with ya; Jacked up crocodile‐dolphin teeth

      • Flipper
        October 7, 2020 at 6:31 pm

        How dare you!

    • Spider Lips13
      Spider Lips
      October 8, 2020 at 9:36 am

      Looks like she brushes those things with firecrackers.

  • Jordis Brown
    October 7, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Remember when you had to be pretty and have a banging body to be a model? Pepperidge farms remembers

  • JT Snott
    October 7, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    Me thinks she has a cock, I’d hit it hard.

  • Joe Biden
    October 7, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    I’d hit it, forget hitting it, and then hit it again. My brain’s on the fritz but her fritz is on my brain.

  • Greta Thundberg
    October 7, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    Amazing. She must be slow.

  • Done with this shit
    October 7, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    Didn’t see masks on any of those misfits at alivias soirée either. Must be one of those ‘do as I say not as I do’ situations.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    October 7, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    I’d hit that…….

    Over and over again with a tire iron.

    • Sara Jean Is Mean
      October 8, 2020 at 12:48 pm

      From the name to the comment.. I Lol’d. Gold. Wish I could upvote 10 times.

  • The root of the problem
    October 7, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    “All I wanted to do was show my special day to you all”

    This is why I always kept a low profile on FB long before deactivating my account when Covid-19 became a household name.

    I don’t miss it one bit. Social media is garbage

  • Dick LaBone
    October 7, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Her only redeeming qualities are she likes objects thrust up her ass..

  • Derek Chauvin released from jail on $1 million bond
    October 7, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    CNN Poll
    Should he
    A: Wait around for the mob Lynching


    B: Get the hell out sa jungle and NEVER look back

  • Boston Irish
    Barney Frank
    October 7, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Ugly twat

  • Nandor
    October 7, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    What is this Alivia creature?
    It has scary choppers like Baron Afanas….but it’s hairy and probably smells like piss, like a werewolf.

    • babygirldiane285
      Joe from NYC
      October 7, 2020 at 3:58 pm

      She looks like the Count from Sesame Street. Ah ah ah ah ah. And she probably smells like Oscar.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Laszlo Cravensworth
      October 10, 2020 at 12:17 am


    October 7, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    Two primates were killed and seven more were injured Tuesday in shootings across Chicago.
    Lori Lightfoot is disheartened by the pathetic 22% kill rate and blames the PoPo and racism for blacks not aiming correctly.

    The latest fatal attack left a chimp dead and a female gorille wounded on the South Side.

    They were sitting in a vehicle about 2 p.m. in the 1400 block of East 79th Street when a Racist white SUV pulled up and two males fired shots, Chicago police said.

      October 7, 2020 at 4:26 pm

      Also, if anybody needs any kiddie pics, hit me up.

      • Dead Gorilla Lives Dont Matter
        October 7, 2020 at 4:30 pm

        Imposter what you and your family do is your business.
        Its sick and should remain your business.

        • Dead Gorilla Lives Dont Matter
          October 7, 2020 at 6:18 pm

          That said, hook it up!

      • Get a room you two
        October 7, 2020 at 6:46 pm

        Ideally at Bridgewater.

  • Judge dread
    October 7, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    These people are some of the worst people in society; they act like their shit don’t stink but in reality it has everyone blowing chunks into- you know what? it doesn’t matter.

    I do not know what these loosers are up to, are they trying to develop a personal brand? it looks like they are a bunch of fucking retards.

  • tuuka
    October 7, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    Best wedding picture ever. Love the Island of MISFIT TOYS! Orange hair w shave head, goth outfits, pink hair and 2 pillow biters dressed from the 60’s. Blue dress has a be blood relative. Otherwise WTF. I think the welfare dough would have been enough to fund this extravagant wedding.

    • How much you wanna bet
      October 7, 2020 at 3:30 pm

      They had to cancel their Salem MA honeymoon because of the commie cold

  • Wheelz
    October 7, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    I don’t get why you guys is hating. I thought every guy digitaled raped their insignificant other to see if she’s been smashing wit da homies. If you smell unfamiliar semen you violate a restraining order to steal her car with your seeds inside. Common since really

  • Open your eyes
    October 7, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    Such entitlement, such delusion. So many people go to work with pain, whether emotional or physical because working and making money is part of survival. Simple as that. If you rely on the government and are not happy with the money you are getting…get a job? Change your situation and cut the complaining. If you cannot work, instead of posting for likes and comments on the internet, go find local food banks, go out and seek physical real world help. Cut the pride and criticism of others out! The minimum wage might be low, but in the 20s age range who the hell wasn’t broke- you get by, by getting by. She will be fine when she cuts out the internet charade.

    • Truth
      October 7, 2020 at 2:49 pm

      Couldnt have said it better. My father is 67 years old and still gets up at 2 am to drive a limo why can’t this twat monkey get a job?

  • She has hairy pits!!
    October 7, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    Hairy pits!!!

    • Dr. Rick from Progressive
      October 7, 2020 at 3:03 pm

      We all see it. We ALL see it…

    • Schick Hydro
      October 7, 2020 at 3:19 pm

      You don’t want to know about downstairs….that sound of chirping bugs and peepers in the darkness.

      When the bats started flying out of the cave, I lost it and started spitting teeth before even venturing into that forest

  • Fucked her and the friends
    October 7, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    Pretend to be woke, she has a butter face but she has freaky friends always down to fuck. Ass to mouth friends pussy back to mouth. This pig is a total sham. Super freak naughty slut choked fucked in the corner

  • Kim Jong Fun
    October 7, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    Weren’t goths supppsed to be apathetic rebels that didn’t care about anything? Now they’re full on muzzled maskers? These guys are a disgrace to the OG goth granddaddy Edgar Allen Poe

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 7, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Bet her vag smells like rancid soy milk and hummus. I would still skullfuck the shit out of her though.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 7, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    Poster children for the Democratic base. God help us if Sleepy Joe wins.

  • Whittier
    October 7, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    Alivia Kent
    Your teeth are bent
    And your hypocrisy is simply breathtaking

    You claim to be sick
    But you’re just a fat tick
    A welfare queen in the making

  • D.B.Cooper
    October 7, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    WTF is wrong with you people? It’s simple science:
    This virus differentiates between woke and nazi. So long as y’all are woke or vote democrat, no danger from the virus.

  • Karma
    October 7, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    First of all Olivia, i spelled it correctly, shave your pits, you disgusting creature. Secondly, I don’t think we have anything to worry about with this pair. If the commie cold doesn’t get her, the violent felon husband will. I promise.

  • Karmalama
    October 7, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    Well looks like karma has struck again. This is the 2nd ex friend who has gotten on turtle boy. her nick name was alivia cunt… because she was very cunty…

  • Osiris
    October 7, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    Look at the gaggle of shit goblins in her wedding picture!!!! One hot bridesmaid and the rest from the Island if Misfit Humans.

    • Osiris
      October 7, 2020 at 7:37 pm

      Thanks all for the 20 likes already. My comments lately are killing it!

  • bloop
    October 7, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    She has teeth like a dickhead.

  • Joe Hershey Kisses Biden
    October 7, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    Creepy Joe Biden struck again on Monday, saying that he wants to see young girls at his campaign stop “dancing when they are four years older.”

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    October 7, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    Strange, I figured they would have cancelled the Special Olympics due to COVID restrictions. Congrats on getting gold, Alivia.

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