Reader Emails

Providence Bukkake Bro Avenges Wife’s Honor After Being TB Famous For Bride Shaming, Threatens To Kick TB’s Ass, Vows Deformation Lawsuit, Calls Cops

 

Loading...

Yesterday I published a blog about this cuntmuffin named Alivia Kent who shamed a bride in a Facebook group for brides, because she got married in a church without a mask on, despite getting married a couple weeks before without any masks on.

I pointed out that she was not only a food stamp deadbeat who had been taken to court for not paying her rent, but she had married a career criminal who’s been charged with domestic strangulation, violation of a no contact order third offense, felony domestic assault, and larceny.

His name is Jason Magnan, and yesterday he messaged me to demand that the blog be removed.

For the record, I didn’t post anyone’s crotch fruits. Not really my style. I did take a screenshot of her posting them for Facebook likes at a super spreader riot though.

I would love to hear more about this career criminal’s call to the police though.

“Hello, my idiot wife ran her cock kisser on Facebook and attempted to shame a bride, but then she ended up getting shamed and my criminal history was exposed. Please send back up.”

And for the record the photographer did not have to shut down her business. She’s just ashamed to have you as a client because you’re horrible.

Whenever I get a message like this my goal is always the same thing – get them on the live show. If they do that they can make their case for why the blog needs to be removed while Abi Horowitz is on the throne, draining her insides. Jason said no dice.

Probably gonna call anyway. Just sayin. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel.

At this point Jason decided to go the Attorney Richard N. Vulva route.

Massive deformation lawsuit, he’s calling the cops, AND he threatened me to watch my back. The ratchet trifecta.

Finally he ended it by explaining why their super spreader wedding was OK, but the other was not, and he said he was gonna hurt me if I didn’t give into his demands to remove the blog.

So scared.

Bruh, if you want the blog down you’re gonna have to come on the live show tomorrow night. You’ll have to convince the tribunal of Bret and I as to why the blog must come down, but you make some convincing arguments so there might be a chance.

 

Please consider supporting local journalism by donating to the Turtle fund:




Follow us on Youtube, SoundCloud, Twitter, and Facebook.

Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting censored and banned by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy: 

 

Loading...
44 Comment(s)
  • Bad
    October 10, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    You should never involve the kids Aiden. Even if they did.

  • Kate peter
    October 10, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    The way he tries to blackmail people to go on the liveshow so that people will have a reason to watch is almost as cunty as what these ratchets do. I haven’t seen one person answer the phone when he makes the cunty facebook calls. Thats very weak. Hopefully the show gets better some of these people actually go on the show.

  • JasWhole63
    October 10, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    yeah its real funny until you are sued for deformation. Just being dragged into court will cost thousands even if you beat the charges.

    • zigzag
      October 11, 2020 at 4:42 am

      Maybe you should go to the court yourself and charge him with deformation. Im sure that would put a smile on the face of the judge.

  • Snowflake Hunter
    October 10, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    Cut the guy some slack. You’d be an angry little man if YOU married that thing he did!!!

  • Bob
    October 10, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    Ratchets are ratchet for a reason

  • Captain Trips
    October 10, 2020 at 9:40 am

    Liberal weirdos of a feather hang together!

  • Jason is a deadbeat
    October 10, 2020 at 8:34 am

    Hey Jason. Maybe your cunt wife should mind her own business on other people’s affairs. Karma is a bitch faggot

    • Orion
      October 10, 2020 at 11:24 am

      Oh man, I really wish Uncle had called him out on that. Fucking hypocrisy. Not to mention he tries to play high and mighty about cops and lawyers then he fucking threatens TB. In writing!

  • Go woke go broke bitches
    October 10, 2020 at 8:30 am

    Another dead beat tough guy living off the government. They should castrate these people when they get their EBT cards

  • Make America Great Again
    October 10, 2020 at 8:21 am

    Jesus H Christ…that rainbow pic of her. Is she a descendent of Mr. LIMPET ?

  • Chief Whack-A-Mole
    October 9, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    Who is the ginger butch with skidmarks on her scalp standing next to Ms. Rainbow? I bet she has some stories to tell.

    • Sir Loin of Beef
      October 9, 2020 at 11:59 pm

      Highly doubt they are “pecker tracks”!I
      db

    • the virgin Connie Swail
      October 11, 2020 at 9:19 am

      she was 2nd runner up in the Coventry fisting festival in 2017 (no lube/dry division)
      I wonder what she charges to haunt a house

  • dough bro
    October 9, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    Me Cro-Magnan! Me pissed at turtle! Me get lawyer to take down turtle! Me beat wife because of turtle words!
    Me say none of turtle business! TURTLE make Cro-Magnan cry ANGRY tears!…Why turtle Why!…………..

  • Mance
    October 9, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    It’s “defamation”.

    • gud spela
      October 9, 2020 at 8:36 pm

      you must be new here, not that anyone gives a shit, schmuck…

    • Najja
      October 9, 2020 at 8:39 pm

      You must be new here…….So Witty.

    • Orion
      October 10, 2020 at 11:48 am

      He’s making a joke about ratchet mispronunciation. I don’t think this site is for you if the humor goes over your head so easily.

  • Taint Smasher
    October 9, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    Check out the soy grin on that low t douche nozzle.

  • Chris Tranos
    October 9, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    little jason magnan doesn’t have an attorney, how would he pay him? foodstamps oral sex?
    little jason magnan collects welfare and food stamps loser loser loser.
    jason magnan chokes and beats women just like his daddy did loser loser loser
    alivia ann chose a loser and she knows it, hey alivia if you want more money for food earn more you vile slut
    I challenge limpdick jason to fight me, 120 Gaslight drive in weymouth. Perhaps the Uber driver will make you a deal for foodstamps, fucking faggot

  • MAGNAN=FAT BODY
    October 9, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    Jason Magnan please stop the threats, nobody is scared of your Fat Body. Making demands like you are a real man. Real men provide for their families, not collecting Welfare and not paying rent. You are a total Low Life being brought to court for non payment of rent is not manly. If it happened once it could be overlooked but a bunch of times makes you look like a deadbeat faggot. Talks like a Tough Guy but can’t provide for his family, what a joke. ALL the people in your “Wedding” picture look like freaks, Inbreading runs deep in your circle Fat Body. Another Beta Cuckold Millennial not providing for his family but acts like a Hard Ass. You will NEVER amount to anything, never get a good job always living in an apartment running from rent. Your kids will understand someday that Dad wasn’t a good provider. Now get back to your video games Millennial Bitch.

    • Nadler For Congress
      October 9, 2020 at 9:13 pm

      Just because he is enormously fat-headed doesn’t mean he isn’t more stupid than you.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    October 9, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    These fucking idiots never learn, they keep poking the Turtle, if they just shut up, the whole thing fades away in a few weeks.

  • jason magnan
    October 9, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    i want to suck every ounce of cum from TBs dick. Then I want to penetrste his asshole and lick it clean

  • Steven Steiner
    October 9, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    I’ve been looking for Magnan for years. He was the dirtiest drink male prostitute on the strip. Same scrawn arms and giant brown eye.

  • Fenway Frank
    October 9, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    Don’t remove it, fuck him.

  • Chelsea
    October 9, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    He should clean his lawn jockey boyfriends cum out of his hair

  • Hit Every Branch on the Way Down
    October 9, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    He should sue his parents for “deformation” of his face.

  • CrispyC
    October 9, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    Hey Fagnan, here is some free advice.
    1. Tell your retarded wife to get off the Internet. She obviously can’t handle it.
    2. Take the same advice as above and additionally, as a criminal, don’t incriminate yourself with threats of violence.

    You and your wife are a match made in heaven. I feel bad for your kids having genes from you two retards.

  • North of the Border
    October 9, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    Dear Jason,
    When you leave your dick (all inch of it, erect) hanging out like that, don’t be surprised when it gets stomped on eventually.
    Oh, and quit beating on women ya fucking tard.

  • Morning Wood
    October 9, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    Shameless twat begging for food stamps! Get off your lazy ass and earn some money and then YOU can feed yourself. Welfare leeching scum bags. Half the state lives like a Jerry Springer episode. Losers…..

  • Cum Dumpsters R Us
    October 9, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    Maybe we can get Alivia “Hairy Vaj” and Lauren “Tiny Tits” to scissor over how much they hate being exposed. I feel that the amount of ringworm, genital warts and felonies would really drive up page clicks.

  • Yeaaaaaah ..
    October 9, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Mind your business about my wife not minding her business. What a fucking moron.

    • North of the Border
      October 9, 2020 at 4:14 pm

      I bet the felonious Mensan doesn’t even recognize the irony of his demands.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 9, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Even though her vag probably smells like day old hummus and sour soy milk, I still want to skull fuck the shit out his wife.

    • The Common Mans Boyfriend
      October 9, 2020 at 3:50 pm

      Your obsession with ST is leading you to repeat the same un-funny comments over and over. That dude really fucked you up big time.

      • Spic Tormentor
        October 9, 2020 at 9:36 pm

        That’s not even me, some other asshole just copied my comment from yesterday.

      • I would put money on it that you're both virgins
        October 9, 2020 at 9:40 pm

        You reply to every single one of his comments. so who has the obsession?

  • Jordis Brown
    October 9, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    How come people who are too ugly to ever imagine finding anyone to have sex with are always STD super spreaders?
    Can you ask this winner that question on your live show? If he has the balls to show up.
    That pic of him, snaggle tooth and G.I. ginger look like a petri dish of lifelong antibiotics.

  • Alivia Got Jizzed
    October 9, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    Needs food stamps can’t work but can go to protests and have a wedding?

  • West Warwick Turtle Trash
    October 9, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    Ohhhh shit, I recognize him now!!! He blew me in the supply closet at ACI intake in exchange for my commissary!! But he liked the cut of my jib so much he let me fuck him up the ass for free. Howdy stranger!

  • Check the ammo unc, this one sounds like he might ride to Holden
    October 9, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    This is the guy who’s gonna bring the knife to the gun fight. Moronic idiot. Please tell us all how you’re gonna hurt him?

    • jason magnan
      October 9, 2020 at 6:01 pm

      i am gonna fuck him up da azz without baby oil and stick my 3 inch cock all the way through his intestines.

Comment on this Post

*

RELATED POSTS
Guest Blog: Janay Rice Can’t Stop Tweeting About Adrian Peterson Kicking The Shit Out Of His Kid
Guest Blog: Minnesota Moron Wears Worst Adrian Peterson Outfit Ever
This Ice Dancing Guy Hates Turtleboy Sports So Much I Can’t Help But Respect Him