All-Star Criminals

Mommy Muff Marauder Starts GoFundMe For Attorney After Abandoning Crotch Fruits, Terrorizing Drivers, Assaulting Cranston Cop Who Got Run Over, Whining About Police Brutality Three people have been arrested after an incident police said involved an officer being pushed, surrounded, and run over while responding to dozens of recklessly driven motorcycles and all-terrain vehicles. About 30 motorcycles and ATVs were speeding and weaving in and out of traffic Friday afternoon before one of the drivers dropped her motorcycle in the middle of the road to block traffic, police said. Shyanne Boisvert, 23, of North Providence is accused of pushing the officer who approached her on foot, and as he handcuffed her, several others circled him in a threatening manner, police said. Eduardo Rivera, 33, of Warwick, is accused of running over the officer’s legs with his ATV before fleeing and later crashing into a cruiser. Kemoni Mitchell, 22, of Providence, is accused of leading police on a chase and striking a passing car. The officer was being treated for his injuries. It was unclear Saturday whether the three suspects were represented by attorneys. Cranston Police Chief Michael Winquist said cities across the country have been dealing with the dangers of reckless and illegal operation of all-terrain vehicles on public roadways.

“Law enforcement cannot turn a blind eye and allow these operators to take over our city and town streets through intimidation and assaultive behavior,” he said in a statement.

Any grownup who is entertained by wheelies is a loser. There’s no other way to put it. And the only thing worse than one loser entertaining themselves with wheelies is a gaggle of them taking over public roads and then whining about the cops. On that note, meet 23 year old mother of two Shyanne Boisvert.

As you can see she is the only thing that these losers ride more than their ATV toys. Last year she apparently got ghetto engaged to this biker.

Fast forward a few months later and she was in love with this winner.

She abandoned her crotch fruits at home to go play in traffic like any responsible mother would, because posing for wheelie pics is way more important than spending time with your kids.

Sure beats getting a job.

And of course in classic guttermuppet style she refers to her semen demon as “my King.”

She really loves her king a lot. She just routinely abandons them and engages in dangerous behavior that could kill her and leave them without a mother. Like she did a couple months before when her and her fantastic friends were taking over the streets of Boston illegally and doing wheelies and she crashed on her ass and blamed one of the other riders who will most likely be her fiance of the week at this time next year.

Anyway, these idiots not only terrorized drivers and people living in Cranston, Johnston, and Providence, they also ran over a cop.

Cranston police say an officer who was hit and injured by a group of motorcycle and ATV riders has been released from the hospital and is recovering from his injuries. The incident started around 4 p.m. Friday when an officer on patrol in a marked cruiser saw a group of approximately 30 motorcycle and ATV bikes driving recklessly down Atwood Avenue, according to Cranston Police Chief Michael Winquist. Nearby Harriet’s Kitchen surveillance cameras captured the moment Shyanna Boisverst stopped her motorcycle in the middle of the intersection. Moments later a Cranston police cruiser arrives. Police said the officer took the 23-year-old to the ground to arrest her after she pushed him. Laura Castellone had just finished her shift at the restaurant when she witnessed the scene quickly escalate.

“All of the guys surround the cop car with branches from the ground, smashing the windows. It was awful. He was calling for backup there’s cops, there was like eight cops,” she said.

But according to Mommy Muff Marauder’s pals she dindu nuffin.

On Saturday, motorbike community spokesperson Jeremy Costa spoke with 12 News, saying that the police department’s version of what happened isn’t completely accurate. He said the reason Boisvert stopped was because a woman driving an SUV hit her. Surveillance video does appear to show that moment — when the SUV drove over a dirt bike.

“This lady hit two bike riders and put one of them on the ground and then moved aggressively through the pack and if you want to say flee the scene of the crime,” Costa said.

Anyone who refers to themselves as a motorbike community spokesperson should be required to kill themselves. It’s only fair.

But was this true? Mommy Muff Marauder posted some videos on her page that supposedly exonerate her and is whining about police brutality.

Oh no, a bruise! It’s almost as if engaging in dangerous behavior can have consequences.

She also agreed that the cop who was run over while arresting her should’ve been kicked in the head as well.

Let’s see what this looked like.

Oh no, foul language!! How will she ever survive? I’m told the cop who threw her in the back of the car was the one whose leg was run over. How dare he be upset!

Let’s check out surveillance video to see if the driver really hit her before the cops got there. You can see in this video when the ATV runs over the leg of the cop arresting her.

Just to review:

  • They illegally took over an entire public road and prevented cars from driving
  • They blockaded one guy who wasn’t having it and then cried like bitches when he nudged them

  • She fell over on her own so she’d have a reason to act like a bad ass and bang on the driver’s window

  • She resisted arrest, got her ass thrown to the ground, and then cried about police brutality when they threw her in the back of the cop car

Now she’s started a GoFundMe and is begging for a lawyer because she dindu nuffin.


Yea, maybe if you had a job and were a responsible mother you could pay for an attorney yourself. Then again, you wouldn’t be in this situation in the first place.



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96 Comment(s)
  • HungApe
    August 28, 2021 at 2:39 pm

    I’d pay her legal fees for a chance to bag all of her holes

  • Tug
    August 16, 2021 at 11:56 pm

    What a cum dumpster. Built for triple penetration. Smokin ass.

  • GOliath
    August 10, 2021 at 12:22 am

    Yuck. She’s definitely a pig. She looks like she smells. I feel sorry for her parents and her children. The whore wins the gold in white trash Olympics…jeez

  • Nanette Marie Valencia
    August 7, 2021 at 5:23 am

    Keep this asshole locked up

  • Thundercock
    August 6, 2021 at 12:44 pm

    What a whore. Great ass though. Love to dick her down from behind and finish in her filthy mouth.

  • soxrock191
    January 9, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    Clean your room you filthy dirtbag

    • Goliath
      August 10, 2021 at 12:08 am

      Not worth whatever disease you would catch. Your dick would rot and fall right off

  • Bam
    January 8, 2021 at 11:40 am


  • Time to Call DCF
    January 7, 2021 at 5:03 pm

    It would be terrible if all Turtle riders called the DCF and demanded they investigate and take her kids away. *wink wink*
    Any bitch who rides dirt bikes has got to be a bad mom and it’s time someone saved the kids from this sicko and find a foster home for them.

  • Dick Killoran
    January 7, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    Please help my son Bret. He violates children and we made him leave Worcester. He won’t stop drinking and looking for children online.

  • Bababooey
    January 7, 2021 at 1:24 pm

    Lock and load what, exactly? You take on the government, you lose every time. I’ll bet their Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit against your firepower any day

  • randiguy2006
    January 7, 2021 at 10:43 am

    Aidan: What kind go a loser begs for lawyer money online?

    Also Aidan: Please support “journalism”. Hit my donate button today

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Austin Powers
    January 7, 2021 at 10:22 am

    She’s the village bicycle. Everybody’s had a ride, baby!

    • Grinchy Pussy
      January 7, 2021 at 10:44 am

      Now all the who in whoville have herpes

  • Joe
    January 7, 2021 at 9:14 am

    I’m sure she can find a lawyer who work for knob jobs. It wouldn’t be the first time.

  • The French Connection
    January 7, 2021 at 8:46 am

    Would anyone be able to help me with the ethnic investigation on this “Boisvert” individual???

  • Bill Clinton
    January 7, 2021 at 8:19 am

    I’d hit it.

  • Wow you monkeys went wild yesterday!
    January 7, 2021 at 7:54 am

    Bunch of chimps and primates storming the Capitol, you white boys belong in the zoo.

    • Cori Bush
      January 7, 2021 at 9:36 am

      Dat be my peeps antifa who infultrated the crowd.
      Now, on another note good old Joe better have fried chicken and ribs at da inaguration or else dat be racist

  • Hello miss lady
    January 7, 2021 at 7:50 am

    Decent curves
    Shitty tattoos
    Likes motorcycles
    Hates family life

    …I’M IN!!!!!

    • Big Bopper
      January 7, 2021 at 10:51 am

      Oh baby thats what i like

  • katiecvw
    January 7, 2021 at 7:03 am

    For the love of God someone tell this whore to take some of my tax money she sweats every month and go get a decent fucking haircut. you look like shit

  • Say Her Name
    January 7, 2021 at 4:34 am

    Ashli Babbit, a 14-year veteran is the woman who was gunned down by the Capitol today.
    No idea how to embed shitter links, now you apparently have to sign up to even look at somebody elses’ shitter, so here:

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      January 7, 2021 at 7:53 am

      May she– and it’s a HUGE maybe– MAYBE she shouldn’t have been part of a band of lunatics that stormed the Capitol building. You play ratchet games and you win ratchet prizes.

    • randiguy2006
      January 7, 2021 at 10:39 am

      I’ll say her name.

      Ashli Babbit stormed the US Capital and was rightfully shot like dirtu traitor.

      • Breonna Taylor aka lil chimp
        January 7, 2021 at 10:55 am

        I cant breathe was a lie.

        I should have been shot as me and my drug dealing boyfriend shot at popo first. Now I sleep soundly in a gubmint psid for coffin

  • what the f...
    January 7, 2021 at 2:34 am

    • ....uck
      January 7, 2021 at 4:39 am

      You didn’t expect Kahmala, the Wicked Witch from the West, to be sworn in with her hand on a Bible, did you?
      In another month or two, after they push Xiden out, we are going to have a ‘historic’ (histrionic) President that got there by sucking dicks. Our President will literally be a cock sucker…. Maybe Iran is right.

    • Moochelle Obama
      January 7, 2021 at 9:39 am

      Watch it boi

      Dat be my peeps

  • monkey biz
    January 7, 2021 at 2:02 am

  • hot ass skank
    January 7, 2021 at 1:55 am

    Photo in her thong it looks like her bed is inside a steam sauna or shed. We need this researched.

  • I'd fuck her
    January 7, 2021 at 12:05 am

    Give me 1 night with that slut, I would fuck her in the ass so hard and for so long she wouldn’t be able to sit on a motorcycle for a week. All that’s before I pass her off to my friends so they can have their turn to do the same;)

  • Wow
    January 6, 2021 at 10:46 pm

    She only fucks chimps and spics

    Maybe an Italian in a pinch

    But no white man would piss on her

    • Fartknockr
      August 6, 2021 at 12:49 pm

      She needs at least 2 cocks in that ass at once to even feel it.

  • Fuck the apes
    January 6, 2021 at 10:44 pm

    All conservative white people should arm themselves before leaving the house

    Don’t let one of the blm chimps put their damn filthy paws on you

  • Random
    January 6, 2021 at 10:41 pm

    Pence is a distrustful piece of shit

    Always telling people how religious he is

    Most likely a pedophile

  • Confused Texan
    January 6, 2021 at 10:16 pm

    Is everyone up there stoned? Like all the time?

    • tards
      January 7, 2021 at 1:46 am

      Lead arsenic and mercury in the drinking water, just kidding. They’re natural retards.

  • Hector
    January 6, 2021 at 9:50 pm

    Here fiancée looks like a chimp

  • Doom
    January 6, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    We have a senile rapist who wears adult diapers who raised a drug addict and who is completely corrupt as president

    And a negroe prostitute as Vice President

    What could go wrong

  • President Harris
    January 6, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    BLM. Whites….not so much.Get used to it.Thank you GEORGIA!!!!!!

    The Boston Celtics and Miami Heat walked off the court before their scheduled game in Miami.

    In a statement, the teams attributed the decision to a Wisconsin prosecutor’s choice not to charge the officer who shot Jacob Blake in Kenosha, as well as the riot at the U.S. Capitol that broke out Wednesday in Washington.

    “2021 is a new year, but some things have not changed. We play tonight’s game with a heavy heart after yesterday’s decision in Kenosha, and knowing that protesters in our nation’s capital are treated differently by political leaders depending on what side of certain issues they are on,” the teams said in a joint statement.

    • NBA.. who?
      January 7, 2021 at 1:49 am

      NBA should walk away from their pay checks to.

  • Jane Goodall
    January 6, 2021 at 9:37 pm

    The next several weeks will be very dangerous.
    Good heavens!!

    • St James Davis
      January 6, 2021 at 10:11 pm

      Dont say that Jane.I’ve already had enough.

  • J. Montgomery
    January 6, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    She’s been passed around quite a bit, she’s a good time too, a screamer if I ever heard one. Great ass, let’s you do what you want to it, trouble is she wants to be loyal to one guy, but can’t help herself. Her closet has a ton of dick in her past and never refuses them.

    • ShyAnne's holes
      August 6, 2021 at 12:55 pm

      Sounds like I know my purpose. Cumdumpster!

  • Do The Reich Thing
    January 6, 2021 at 9:19 pm

    So the new trendy word is insurrection. Yep, it was an insurrection, not a protest. It was an attempted coup attempt. Lets tally up the total property damage done today vs what has happened in MN, Seattle, Portland, Kenosha, etc.

  • MJ
    January 6, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    Butterface deserved to get thrown in the vehicle like the blow up doll she apparently is….that was fun to watch. Two kids at 23 no doubt by two different baby daddies and no real job to support them so she can go play on her bike all day. Why do all these losers keep having kids they can’t feed and refuse to spend time with. Grow up, get a job, stop fucking every guy who pays attention to you, take care of your kids and pay your own court fees

  • Dese Biker Bitches Are Peaceful
    January 6, 2021 at 8:47 pm

    Baltimore – A renowned Baltimore dirt bike rider who appeared in an HBO drama about the city’s riding scene faces murder charges for the stabbing death of her partner on New Year’s Day, police said.
    Lakeyria Doughty, known as “Wheelie Queen,” was charged with first- and second-degree murder for allegedly killing her 33-year-old partner, Tiffany Wilson, on Friday in West Baltimore, according to police.

    • juror seven esq.
      January 7, 2021 at 9:26 pm

      Dike on a Bike.

  • President Donald J Trump
    January 6, 2021 at 8:35 pm

    No one cared this summer when Minneapolis was on fire.

  • Money too tight to mention!
    January 6, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    Wow, that Go Fund Me is just going through the roof! It’s almost like shares of Tesla and Amazon.


  • Genduso's 345th laid
    January 6, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    You betas discussing the capitol need to shut you cumdumpsters. Aidan in anti-DRumptf now.
    You lost the house, the senate and the main meal, go home Carl, you’re drunk.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Kamala Harris
    January 6, 2021 at 8:08 pm

    I wrote this song today. I want to share it with you.

    Kamala Harris

    Turn the gitara Mike, please
    Gitara, Mike
    Sometimes I feel
    Like a motherless child
    Sometimes I feel
    Like a motherless child
    Sometimes I feel
    Like a motherless child
    A long
    From my home
    Yeah, yeah
    Sometimes I feel
    Like I’m almost gone
    Sometimes I feel
    Like I’m almost gone
    Sometimes I feel
    Like I’m almost gone
    A long, long, long
    Way from my home
    Yeah, yeah
    Clap your hands
    Clap your hands
    Clap your hands
    Clap your hands
    Clap your hands
    Clap your hands
    Clap your hands, yeah
    Clap your hands
    Hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, yeah yeah yeah yeah
    Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Hey, yeah yeah yeah yeah
    I got a telephone in my bosom
    And I can call him up from…

    • Mr. Brown
      January 6, 2021 at 10:08 pm

      I, for one, like it!

      Nice work, Bitty! Can I see yous tits just one more time?

  • President Harris
    January 6, 2021 at 7:48 pm

    Red Sox hire Bianca Smith as first Black woman to coach pro baseball

  • Bob
    January 6, 2021 at 7:44 pm

    Get these dopes off the streets with their silly scooters before they wind up killing an innocent pedestrian. And somebody, please tell this woman to act her age and spend more time with her kids rather than this nonsense.

  • Brown Eye
    January 6, 2021 at 6:57 pm

    She may be a cunt but my tongue belongs in her asshole.

  • Bushmen talk in clicks
    January 6, 2021 at 6:50 pm

    I remember going to the Circus as a kid and the monkeys used to ride motorbikes around in a circle, fucking PETA went and got em all released, now they roam the streets

  • Do The Reich Thing
    January 6, 2021 at 6:50 pm

    Bigger piece of shit, Liz Warren of Charlie Parker? Even money I say.

  • President Donald J Trump
    January 6, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    This is the story of the day??????

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    DOCTOR Jill Biden
    January 6, 2021 at 6:40 pm

    Kamala’s fweedom story really choked me up.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Sleepy Joe
      January 6, 2021 at 11:20 pm

      Are you my sister? Where’s my wife?

    January 6, 2021 at 5:41 pm

    Overthrow the Joe Coup

  • Pence the cowardly cunt
    January 6, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    Pence is a cunt and a traitor

    Never trust a cocksucker who tells you how religious he is

    • Right
      January 6, 2021 at 8:33 pm

      Yeah, calling somebody cowardly from an anonymous comment board, that takes balls, ain’t that right chicken shit?

      • Haha
        January 6, 2021 at 9:44 pm


        You’re mother was courageous last night when she swallowed my load and ate my asshole out like a champ

        • Oh right
          January 7, 2021 at 8:18 am

          Yeah, your two fathers are probably going at it like a couple of greased weasels right now.

  • S O D
    January 6, 2021 at 5:27 pm

    Why is it when i see/hear people on their dirtbikes all the engines sound the same to me?
    Run n!gga n!gga n!gga n!gga run run n!gga n!gga n!gga…

  • hartf811
    These people are patriots
    January 6, 2021 at 5:18 pm

    No looting going on in DC. That’s the difference between Republicans and Democrats.
    Black lives matter are a bunch of snot nose kids that never held a job.
    These protesters at the capital are mostly blue-collar workers an ex-military.
    They give no fucks and carry guns.

      January 6, 2021 at 5:55 pm

      Trying to take the country back! And if they have to shoot a few Capitol police officers it’s COLLATERAL DAMAGE!

    • A writer who enjoys American DEMOCRACY
      January 6, 2021 at 8:34 pm

      As a regular contributor to USA TODAY, I had planned weeks ago to write about the certification of President-elect Joe Biden’s Electoral College victory. I wanted to talk about both the constitutional necessity and the political importance of observing this ritual of our democracy. I expected some protests in the capital area, and I knew that the members of the “Sedition Caucus” — the Republicans who want to overturn a democratic election — would lodge their inane and doomed objections, but I hoped as well that Vice President Mike Pence would simply do his duty, read the votes and we would all move on. 
      Instead, I am writing to demand that the Congress of the United States impeach, convict and remove the president of the United States. The violence and chaos that engulfed the Capitol building Wednesday were the direct result of seditious incitement by President Donald Trump, and he must be removed from office for violating his oath to the Constitution and endangering the safety of the American republic. 

  • Beef Curtains
    January 6, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    I’ll bet her snatch is so lippy it looks like a hastily packed suitcase.

  • WarNig
    January 6, 2021 at 4:05 pm

    My big momma picked cotton

  • Bobby Ponzio
    January 6, 2021 at 4:01 pm

    She would go over big in East Providence.

  • Its Their Culture
    January 6, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    Did they arrest the spic yet who dragged a body for a mile in Charlestown yesterday.

    • Not yet
      January 6, 2021 at 5:50 pm

      Your mom is hiding him real good like .

      • He Makes Mother Jokes As A Cover
        January 6, 2021 at 6:17 pm

        Whst is it with you and your oedipus complex.?
        Most families dont engage in this type of behavior like you and your mother.

        • Not yet
          January 6, 2021 at 7:09 pm

          All I’m saying is the dirty spic and the posters mom are probably enjoying a shrimp mofongo at this very moment.

          • Yo momma a whore dawg
            January 6, 2021 at 8:35 pm

            So your mom fucks spics and you.

      • Spooky Betts
        January 6, 2021 at 10:12 pm

        Cringe, bro, cringe.

        • Disgusting Bruh
          January 7, 2021 at 7:16 pm

          You and yo skank azz mom suck spic dick

  • L
    January 6, 2021 at 3:43 pm

    Civil War 2.0. When good, law abiding people have enough of being told they’re the problem while trash like this gets to break any law without repercussion, bad things happen. Riot, loot, assault, murder , nothing to see here you racists. Time has come. Safetys off.

    • Bababooey
      January 7, 2021 at 1:17 pm

      Looks like your team is down 0-4

  • Facks
    January 6, 2021 at 3:26 pm

    The only people bummed out on wheelies are the pussies too scared to try them.

    • Death
      January 6, 2021 at 4:17 pm

      Wheelies are for f@gs. Dirt bike gangs are for f@gs. You my friend, are a f@g. Just face it. You’re prob mid 20’s perpetually unemployed, living at moms house. Your big moment is driving your dirt bike on the street. Nothing screams homo more than a grown ass man living like a dependant child who spends their free time with a gas powered prostate massager between his legs in groups of men hootin and hollerin.

      • Who Cares
        January 6, 2021 at 5:02 pm

        I’m in my 40’s – sorry to ruin your little wank fantasy. Enjoy your bicycle.

        • Death
          January 6, 2021 at 5:19 pm

          Hahaha! Even better. Replace mid 20s with mid 40s. Everything else still applies. F@g

        • Girls will be girls
          January 6, 2021 at 6:22 pm

          I agree with you here.
          Although I don’t agree with what she did on the road she’s just a 23 year old kid who obviously grew up with motorcycles around her and loves to be outdoors and gets a rush out of riding.
          Obviously she doesn’t know the rush of spending all of her life inside moms basement trolling Facebook pages like an internet daredevil but to each their own I guess.

          • Eash Wiggins
            January 6, 2021 at 7:03 pm

            she’s a common slut that gets passed around the douchebag dirt biker group. She’s actually swallowed more cum than JaLajhia Finklea the dead womp whorepig

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    January 6, 2021 at 3:20 pm

    Drop your cocks and grab your socks!
    Lock and load mode……5…4….3….2…………..

    • Bababooey
      January 7, 2021 at 1:28 pm

      Lock and load what, exactly? I’ll bet their Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit against anything you can lock and load any time. Lol. Lock and load against the government

  • Loose
    January 6, 2021 at 3:18 pm

    Just another ratchet tramp who will fuck any guy who has enough money to buy her a super value meal

  • Cat Scratch Fever
    January 6, 2021 at 3:15 pm

    The bruises look better on her than tbe tats. Either way she is still just a ugly dirty little dim witted criminal whore.

  • WarWack
    January 6, 2021 at 3:12 pm

    Fuck you. Lose your license, go to jail, lose your kids.

    January 6, 2021 at 3:05 pm

    I’m an adult entertained when they crash, does that still make me a loser??

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