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Providence Fupa Moms Revealed To Be Liars After Police Body Cam Footage Is Released


Yesterday we published a blog about a group of ghetto guppies from Providence who got arrested by the cops for unknown reasons, and then there fupatastic moms held a press conference whining about police brutality.

But now we have body camera footage from the older black cop that first attempted to arrest the topless bitch titted sweatpants and sandals teenager, and it shows a completely different story (as it always does).

So basically the cops got called there because the “Latinx” people in the red house had gotten into a fight with the African-American people in the blue house, because the people in the blue house were having a party with loud speakers and at some point the inevitably clashed.

Despite living in abject poverty everyone involved was at least 40 pounds overweight, which didn’t stop any of them from spending the afternoon topless with their rolls hanging out in a driveway of broken dreams. For these people, this is as good as it gets. This is what life is all about.

Not a single person in the red house seemed to speak English, despite living in an English speaking country.

Don’t worry, we’ll cater to you. Assimilation and self-reliance are overrated anyway. After all, these are productive members of society.

Unfortunately you can’t fight your neighbors or violate noise ordinances, and since Plus Sized Sisqo was the one throwing the party she got a $200 ticket from the cop, which she wasn’t pleased about.

The cops made it clear that all they wanted to do was leave, but they couldn’t since nobody would go inside and the second they left they’d be brawling again. So they had one rule – Black people stay in front of the blue house, Hispanic people stay in front of the red house, and don’t start any more shit with each other.

Bitch tits couldn’t do that and began running his pole polisher in the middle of the street, at which point the cops had had enough and went in to arrest him. That’s when the kid’s mother, who has more arrests and evictions than the entire town of Southbridge, decided she was gonna prevent this from happening.

After that all Hell broke loose as one of his friends jumped on his back in order to prevent him from being arrested, and the transgender girl with a penis who has made no effort to look like a girl at all got arrested and misgendered.

And because all these hefalumps seem to think that yelling, screaming, and grabbing the cops is something you can do during an arrest, they all got pepper sprayed.

This poor beached whale didn’t handle it too well.

Thots and prayers.

But because people like this don’t learn very well, and their parents were making no effort to get them inside and away from all this debauchery, another teen girl decided it would be a good idea to yell “shut the fuck up bitch” at the already frustrated cops.

Good. The fact that we’re living in a world where it’s OK to treat anyone like that, never mind police officers, is everything that is wrong with the degradation of our society. Start locking these ingrates up and throwing the book at them and then maybe they’ll start to learn. Probably not.

I’d love to get any of these guttermuppets on the Live Show tomorrow night, especially this one:

Alynzea Quaranta can be found on Facebook hereI tried reaching out but she hasn’t responded. Post this link on her page and maybe we can get her attention. If not, try Taffii Moore, Kitty Reynoso, Envy Nikki or Jessica Blakeley.

P.S. A source tells us that the people involved in this fight were the same ratchets involved in the Lincoln Woods brawl at the public beach a few weeks ago.

Burn Rhode Island to the ground.


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54 Comment(s)
  • Firefighter Fred
    July 30, 2021 at 9:41 pm

    So many tenement houses. So few matches.

  • D
    July 7, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    she Is my neighbor her and her asshole family and I have more videos of her threatening family’s and to shoot up peoples house if you can reach my old send the to you

  • H.T.
    July 7, 2021 at 4:12 pm

    The 60’s have came n left! Shoulda studied gravity a little bit more! Flabdominals need not apply @ protests!!
    Hairy Titsling.

  • Tarmo Mitt
    July 5, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    What fucking animals !
    And to think they continue breading more and more.
    This is the future

    • Gumercindo
      July 6, 2021 at 1:42 pm

      These Latinos are really something.
      In spfld last night
      A driver came in contact with the rear tire of a dirt biker from the rican rodeo.
      12 of. them confronted the driver and nearly beat him to death. He is in the hospital in critical condition.
      But as we know that they are nice people and not to be criticized.
      I made the decision that if I were to be in that situation that I would just leave.
      On more than one occasion at night I have had them pull right out of a side street with no lights on and nearly collided with them.
      When or how is this shit going to stop?
      Is there not a civilized Latino that can talk to their people.

  • Defund the Sloths
    July 5, 2021 at 2:30 pm

    Team “Oppressed” sound like a tree full of howler monkeys and Team “Better Life” sounds like a pack of hyenas, on amphetamines that no hablas inglais.
    Poor cops have to listen to the din and banter and screaming and yelling… IN STEREO, simultaneously, but in TWO different languages.

  • New boot goofin'
    July 5, 2021 at 12:21 pm

    I never thought I would say it but just defund providence police and get rid of them completely. Just let Providence destroy itself.

  • dale woodman
    Defund Welfare
    July 5, 2021 at 12:53 am

    Did you see The Beached Whale in the photo with that poor ‘Teddy Bear’?
    She’s sporting at least $3,200. in Tattoos.
    It really pisses me off that she needs an EBT card (Funded by Me) to purchase a 99 cent box of ‘Kraft’ Macaroni & Cheese for her obese children.

  • Gumercindo
    July 4, 2021 at 2:42 pm

    Back when poor people were truly poor.
    They did not have nice clothes
    They were not all 60#s + over weight
    And did you notice that one junky car on the street
    Boy it is sure tough being poor today when you live like royalty .
    Did you also notice all the trash everywhere on the street and the litter was pretty disgusting too.

    • We're having cake later, Cahhvel...
      July 5, 2021 at 9:53 am

      “Poor” is a state of mind in the US and a lifestyle choice. Anyone living here who thinks they are poor ought to visit some other countries to see what it’s like to sleep on the ground and eat only once every two days. Just look at the shots from that neighborhood, would it kill them to throw their trash in a barrel or get all of the way dressed? If you can’t even respect yourself then for sure nobody is going to respect you.

  • dale woodman
    Defund Welfare
    July 4, 2021 at 1:33 pm


    • JD
      July 15, 2021 at 12:23 am

      YES GET RID OF WELFARE! Lazy was bitches get a job or make sure at least one if yo baby daddy’s has a JOB! Amazes me that 99% of the EBT POP are fat and have fat kuis!

  • Gumercindo
    July 4, 2021 at 11:42 am

    Nothing to see here folks. It’s just another Spictackular day in the USA.

  • fckface
    July 4, 2021 at 11:32 am

    I want these people to move to dover, lexington, marblehead, manchester. Laws would change rather quickly.

  • Nick Kerr
    July 4, 2021 at 11:14 am

    That looks like a good neighborhood to hold bayonet practice.
    “Fix Bayonets”

  • Famous Mr. Ed
    July 4, 2021 at 8:59 am

    If you listen to that pitiful press conference, they all start their piece with “I’m one of the victims”. They truly believe they are victims. The lack of self awareness is shocking. Worse, this constant victim mentality is being passed down to another generation of kids right before our eyes. They’ve coached the kids right in front of the cameras. What a shame.

  • Boe Jiden
    July 3, 2021 at 9:12 pm

    Did i say $300 i meant vote Democrat because yeah i like ice cream.
    My people

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    July 3, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    The scariest part of this is that these baboons don’t seem to understand that it was their own behavior that led to this. They truly see themselves as the victims here.

    Fuck defunding the police, we should pay them a bounty for every one of these ignorant cocksuckers that they remove from the streets…by any means available.

  • Victor Immature
    July 3, 2021 at 2:25 pm

    If your kneecaps are dwarfed each by a 36″ circumference of lard, it’s time for a faux gold-plated lap band, toots.
    I’m sure everyone in the ER will be envious of the tasteful ink when you go there with heart issues/diabetes/stroke.

    Call me finnicky, but “wouldn’t”. That stench trench requires a miner’s helmet and a safety rope.

  • Heizenburg
    July 3, 2021 at 2:07 pm

    Turtle scientists. What is the effective blast radius of a neutron bomb? And can they be detonated domestically?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 3, 2021 at 12:49 pm

    We are truly blessed to have so many newcomers to our shores! It’s so wonderful to witness their noble cultures intermingled in to our society! Such a beautiful and enlightening tapestry they weave!

  • Art Flaherty
    Leave them alone
    July 3, 2021 at 11:56 am

    Let them “work it out on their own” Police need the option to refuse to respond to these animals and their shenanigans. Let these two groups of feral humans do what mankind has done since creation. That is, use lethal force on your enemy until they are all killed or they surrender. This is our legacy. It’s how our race subdued all others. If these animals are allowed to live among us we will be in a great battle to defend our race and our culture. This being said Let them slaughter each other in the streets while the cops watch from a safe distance. Let human nature deal w it as it always has, w murderous violence. Neither group respects our culture and therefor they need to be removed from it. Let them off each other. Win Win!

    • Funk Dr Spock
      July 4, 2021 at 8:53 am

      This is a good idea. If this was put in place, even on a trial basis, can you imagine the outrage? It would go from “defund the police” to “we need more cops” real fast.

  • Mike Oxlong
    July 3, 2021 at 11:39 am

    Search through all those blubbery 37-year old grandmothers and you notice: where are all their “husbands?” Oh that’s right, they’re all “at work” at their “jobs” advancing their “careers.” Yeah, that’s it.

  • Hu Fartted
    Sum Ting Wong
    July 3, 2021 at 10:55 am

    And just imagine the results if that asshat Biden succeeds in dumping this human filth in nice suburban neighborhoods like he’s proposing.

  • Victor Immature
    July 3, 2021 at 9:21 am

    Quelle surprise. Who was it that said ” they should put a fence around the city and give everyone inside all 5 to 10″

  • Michael Giannetti
    Mike Giannetti
    July 3, 2021 at 6:33 am

    How old was that last girl that got arrested? Someone said something about her being a minor? I’d bail her out but I don’t have $40. My teeth try are killing me kid.

    • Trucker Carson
      July 3, 2021 at 10:00 am

      That.would be the state police captain. During the whitey bugler saga ,he was referring to Somerville.

  • There is a bright side
    July 2, 2021 at 8:45 pm

    You could probably pick-up a 3br 1ba house on Sayles Street for a mere 150K! My Zillow search confirmed as much.

    It would be a gamble, and you probably couldn’t stay there some nights, but man what a payoff if things turn around!

    • Hu Fartted
      Stu Pitt
      July 3, 2021 at 10:49 am

      The only way things will turn around is if the place burns to the ground. Unfortunately for you, no one will sell insurance in that dump of a neighborhood.

      • There is a bright side
        July 3, 2021 at 11:51 am

        Well I’m going through with it, and I’m having everybody here on this comment board down for a cookout and that includes, ST, fake ST, whatevuh, Old Tom Morris, etc. the whole gang!

        I’d invite Jewmerica, but he probably can’t get time off from this fudge-packing job.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      July 3, 2021 at 12:58 pm

      Hey, thanks for the invite. I’ll be there with bells on.

      • There is a bright side
        July 3, 2021 at 1:44 pm

        Your welcome OTM.

        I might even invite the 11 men who were taken into custody this morning up in Wakefield, MA. They might not recognize our laws, but I like to think they will recognize my potato salad.

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Old Tom Morris
          July 3, 2021 at 2:11 pm

          As long as you don’t serve any pork products, I think they will like it just fine.

        • Old Tom Morris
          July 4, 2021 at 11:07 am

          Will you be providing astro-glide for your circle jerk or should we bring our own?
          you’re a sweetheart

          • murdochpatsymcreynolds
            Old Tom Morris
            July 4, 2021 at 10:37 pm

            Oh Bristol, there you go again,. Your mom doesn’t like Astro-glide. She’s tough. She takes it in her b hole totally dry. To the hilt!

          • Old Tom Morris
            July 5, 2021 at 8:08 pm

            all 4 inches

  • Zoo monkeys.
    July 2, 2021 at 8:38 pm

    Oh just another day of ni99ers being ni99ers.

  • Rhode Island...
    July 2, 2021 at 8:28 pm

    …the Mississippi of New England.

  • hartf811
    Providence looks like Santa Domingo!
    July 2, 2021 at 7:39 pm

    I think welfare and lax immigration policies are working out well for Providence.
    I remember when we hated going through the 3rd world Federal Hill section because “youse guys”wearing wife beaters washing Black Monte Carlos with Italian dog dinks hanging from the rear view mirrors were too much to take.
    I long for those days now as opposed to these cockroaches that live in their own filth.

  • whatevuh
    July 2, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    It’s like watching a bunch of monkeys at the zoo, and they wonder why we all hate them?

  • Michael Dukakis
    July 2, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    We had ONE person fighting for us and for our country….and they stole it from us. He was the last beacon of hope until tumbling into third world fuckery through the whole damn place

  • Kevin O
    July 2, 2021 at 6:11 pm

    Seems like a lively accepting community

  • Rhode Islander
    July 2, 2021 at 6:07 pm

    We are willing to cede everything from Cranston and all points north to Massachusetts.

    • No deal
      July 2, 2021 at 9:01 pm

      The closest I want to get to RI is when I watch Family Guy!

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    July 2, 2021 at 5:53 pm

    All damn day. Stop feeding rats like these before they take over every state.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    The Spic Tormentor
    July 2, 2021 at 5:28 pm

    I thought that was Katrina aftermath footage. Absolute 3rd world shithole.

    How are these people making our country better again?

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    July 2, 2021 at 5:28 pm

    If you vote Democrat this is your fault. Joe Biden was sniffing the hair of a young girl who lost family in the cond o collapse . Ass hat

  • Let’s Hope
    July 2, 2021 at 4:56 pm

    At some point this world is going to get back to normal

  • D.B. Cooper
    July 2, 2021 at 4:49 pm

    I wonder how long it will be before lefties wanna get rid of body cameras cause it records these animals acting like animals. Hard to spin doctor videos like that.

    And these are the “oppressed peoples” that all these dyed haired, shitty tattooed marxist democrat assholes want the world to bow to. I don’t give. a rats ass what race, gender, ethnicity or anything else. Shitty behavior is shitty behavior. Fuck all these animals, and a BIGGER FUCK YOU to anyone who supports or defends these people

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      July 2, 2021 at 11:59 pm

      I’d suspect the ‘backsies’ on body cameras is full on right now. The hoodboogers all had dreams of getting rich off the municipalities, when in fact there is now perfect evidence in court documenting the crimes of these people.

      You know it backfired when a majority of cops want the cameras, not the other way around.

  • Observer
    July 2, 2021 at 4:44 pm

    And crazy people ask why i live were i do and not back in Dorchester.

  • Jane Goodall
    July 2, 2021 at 4:35 pm

    Best comment ever by the cops:

    “Is there anyone in there somewhat civilized that we could talk to?”

    Answer: No. You might as well try reasoning with a troop of Baboons. On second thought, the Baboons would probably be more reasonable.

  • Cliff Clavin
    July 2, 2021 at 4:23 pm

    It’s a little known fact that cockroaches used to scatter when the po po arrive on scene. They never wanted to get caught. Now, everyone has a video camera and wants to play the victim. It’s so sad that they now would rather expose their own children and grandchildren to pepper spray than to protect their well being.

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