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Pubonic Plague Raising $4K For 2 Lawyers To Sue Providence Police Because He Got A Boo-Boo While Resisting Arrest After Starting Shit With Cops For No Reason


This is Germaine Bruce from Providence.

And as you can see, his face is modeled after an unkempt 19th century vagina.

He’s a career criminal who can’t stop drinking and driving and getting arrested for operating a vehicle without a license.

On Saturday night Germaine was summoned to come jump her friend’s car in Providence, and somehow despite his long and documented history of driving without a license, he was able to drive down and help her out. But when the cops arrived to see what was going on at 3 AM they arrested and kicked the shit out of him despite his protestations of dindu nuffin.

Pavement selfie!

So basically they were dickheads to the cops for absolutely no reason except for the fact that they police exist and were there, they told him repeatedly to back away, he kept getting near them anyway, and finally he was arrested and resisted.

He wasn’t the only one arrested either. This is Janelle Hazard.

Dog filter. Nuff said.

According to the Pubonic Plague his girl Janelle also dindu nuffin, but somehow ended up getting arrested as well.

“They towed my car and did an illegal search.”

If this asswipe somehow has a license with his driving history then there pretty much are no rules in Rhode Island.

So what did Janelle get arrested for? Ya know, not listening to the police while screaming Germain dindu nuffin at the top of her lungs despite the fact that he was actively resisting arrest.

Pro tip – screaming racial slurs at cops and then live streaming yourself as you also resist arrest is not evidence of innocence.

Now the Pubonic Plague’s sister Kearra is spreading the word on social media, and urging people to donate so he can get not one lawyer, but two, and sue PPD.

A civil rights lawyer and a regular one.


But yea $3,500 oughta cover it.

Just like her bro, Kearra isn’t a fan of rules and regulations involving the operation of motor vehicles, which is why her crotch fruit is forward facing when she drives.

But at least they match. Because…priorities.



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65 Comment(s)
  • soxrock191
    November 19, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    Yet another example of why these people will never be respected.

  • Chrissy
    November 12, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    If you guys don’t know him why judge. He’s fucked up in the past but that doesn’t mean all of you are innocent either. I’m not condoning drinking and driving, but what if that was you that needed a friend like Germaine? To help you out? I just think this site is full of racists and I see that now.

    • Chrissy
      November 12, 2020 at 3:27 pm

      And then you go and post a child’s face on a website that could have predators watching, leave the kids out of it or blur their faces. That’s so messed up.

    • Done with this shit
      November 12, 2020 at 3:40 pm

      Nothing racist about seeing your buddy for what he is-a whiney bitch loser. They come in all colors, and have one thing in common- they take no responsibility for their actions, live off the government, always looking for a handout. Stop blaming color, start blaming the person.

    • Race card
      November 15, 2020 at 1:26 pm

      Legitimately criticize a moron for being a moron, and doubling down on moronic behavior with a gofundme, must be racism.

      Yeah, it’s racism that’s holding you back from success and vast wealth, nothing to do with your idiotic life choices.

      • Chrissy
        November 18, 2020 at 3:24 pm

        Has nothing to do with race? Have you read the comments? Or are you blind to the RACIST comments? Right.

  • Milo
    November 11, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    Fucking confederacy. Wouldnt pay white people to pick cotton. And here we suffer, hundreds of years later.

  • Y’all be racists, yo !!
    November 11, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    Y’all acting so tuff and shit behind the computer !! If you ever said …HAHAHAHA !!! HAHAHAHA !! I can’t stand it !! You’re all 100 % correct when you say we’re a loser race and/or species who fuck up everything and everyone we come in contact with !! Oook oook eek eek !! Imma peel a banana wif ma feets !!!! Fucking losers !!!

  • Travis Bickle
    November 11, 2020 at 11:20 am

    Give this fine mulatto fellow a reparations check plus a heaping helping of affirmative action and he’ll be heading off to MIT instead of prison. Just sayin’…

  • Andrew Oberle
    November 11, 2020 at 10:49 am

    Too many of these primate stories lately.They cause me
    great anxiety.

  • Sleepy Joe
    November 11, 2020 at 12:59 am

    Guarantee this fucking tard doesn’t have a job either. He looks like he has pubes on his face

  • Boo Hoo
    November 10, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    I love reading the articles on this site, but this really didn’t seem like anything blog worthy.

    • Yup
      November 11, 2020 at 6:12 am

      You must be his gay boyfriend, and you are trying to play it down for lover boy.

      Congratulations you two!

  • Imagine being 19
    November 10, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    And thinking that is what being scuffed up looks like?

    I’ve had rug burns that were worse than that!

  • Because I was interested to know...
    November 10, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    …I fired up the FB machine to see if they were pulling any money in. They’re not. They hardly have any likes and a only a few comments.

    This movement is going nowhere, just like their lives.

  • Guinea Geisha
    November 10, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    Don’t resist arrest. Or better yet… don’t resist a rest in a big pine box.

    • Casino Scum
      November 10, 2020 at 9:02 pm

      Better yet, don’t get arrested.

      • Guinea Geisha
        November 11, 2020 at 12:40 am

        Ideally yes, but how else does one qualify for the Oppression Olympics without a few arrests?

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Luke Fondleberg
          November 11, 2020 at 1:30 am

          How great would it be if the Oppression Olympics were postponed to next year just like the regular ones?

  • You don’t do shit, lazy negroes
    November 10, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    We need to start using real bullets on this gutter muppets. They don’t do shit but complain while living off the government. Can we start carpet bombing all of the projects.

  • Done with this shit
    November 10, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    joe Biden’s America. Dregs of society expecting handouts while acting like screeching losers. Should have tased their useless asses.

  • Bill Cosby
    November 10, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Those cops deserve promotions and a medal.

  • St. James Davis
    November 10, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    They never found Moe.

  • whatevuh
    November 10, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    And they wonder why we all hate them?

  • Jew war “heroes”
    November 10, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    The vets of the Jew wars will be looking for attention tomorrow. Thanks for nothing.

    • Arch Stanton
      A Vet with no fucks to give
      November 10, 2020 at 6:18 pm

      FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go back to jerking off to your Hitler posters in mommy’s basement fuckstick.

  • Kearra
    November 10, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    I love how everyone got a comment behind a fake thing , but aint post not a thing on fb where youll be known . Soo many people in this world face they child forward before they are 5 if you allow your kids feet an legs to be bundled up an uncomfortable that is on you .

    • Metros Empty Nutsack
      November 10, 2020 at 5:53 pm

      Stop coughing out pups you drug addled whore.

    • Charla Nash
      November 10, 2020 at 6:20 pm

      Kearra please stop.Haven’t I been through enough already?

    • whatevuh
      November 10, 2020 at 9:06 pm

      face they child forward = face their child forward Learn to speak fucking English

    • Spider Lips13
      Spider Lips
      November 11, 2020 at 8:51 am


      What’s the going rate to pound your ass? 1 balloon of the black? I know I know you have no tracks but what if we checked in between your toes…hmmm? Stick to ass fucking and stop squeezing out government paychecks or go back to Cape NicaPuertoMexiUla.

    • Travis Bickle
      November 11, 2020 at 11:27 am

      Kearra, check out a book called “The Bell Curve” by Charles Murray and Richard Herrnstein. It will explain to you why you and your kind are destined to remain at the bottom of any advanced society. Just sayin’…

  • Joe Senile Sexual Predator Biden and dont forget Cum Allah Harris
    November 10, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    Wait til I flood the border wide open. You aint seen nothing yet in my hesling of the United Stated.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    November 10, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    I would remove Janelles eyeballs with a sock hand puppet.

  • Blue lives don’t matter
    November 10, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    Cops drink and drive more than anyone.

    • Monkies Belong in Cages
      November 10, 2020 at 3:35 pm

      N!ggers rob, steal, assault and kill more than any other race.

      • Crystal Bruce
        November 10, 2020 at 5:14 pm

        Your momma belongs in a cage

        • A Ho is a Ho
          November 10, 2020 at 6:02 pm

          A cage is like a Marriot to yo skeeza big momma

        • Joe Biden*
          November 10, 2020 at 6:08 pm

          Can I fondle your 4th chin?

        • Emmit Smith
          November 10, 2020 at 6:41 pm

          I like your moustache

    • Your life doesnt matter
      November 10, 2020 at 3:50 pm

      Every cop I know has contributed to society in countless ways and not aked (or axed, so you can follow along) for an ounce of recognition.

      What will these three’s contributions be, or more likely how much will they drain from society while dragging it downward. Oh, and which one are you?

      • LOL
        November 10, 2020 at 5:45 pm

        Wipe your face.

        • Not everyone gets where they are the Kamala way
          November 11, 2020 at 11:15 am

          What a pathetic existence, you don’t even realize who sad it is.

      • The only way they make a contribution to society
        November 10, 2020 at 9:43 pm

        If they are organ donors.

  • Turd world
    November 10, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    Ah, diversity..is it not wonderful? Rhode island is becoming the #1 spot for spiggers to shack up with fat ugly White females. Along with that little slice of heaven Lawrence; the brown scumbags-the laziest of all the muds; are multiplying like possum’s.
    Soon RI will be like chelsea. A former White working class city- now a turd world country.

    • This Years Oscsr Goes To
      November 10, 2020 at 3:37 pm

      I love watching that spic drive his moped into the building.

    • RI
      November 10, 2020 at 9:45 pm

      Rhode Island is the Mississippi of New England.

  • Black Lies Matter
    November 10, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    Now that creepy joe and main stream media THINK he’s a winna’, “super predators” (joe’s reference) like Germaine can look forward to the same treatment they get and deserve. Any black that voted for creepy joe has been had. Once a nog always a nog!!! An outstanding show of restraint by Providence police.

  • Boston Irish
    Hunter Biden
    November 10, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Nice work PD. Next time kick him in the nuts.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 10, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    It’s a shame they didn’t smash his filthy brown head into the ground harder. He could be in the coma unit next to the scooter spic.

  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips
    November 10, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    No money for a lawyer, food, housing, but plenty to burn on tats…makes sense.

  • Im joe bidden and I support this message
    November 10, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    This is awesome. Lets keep beating these apes back to the stoneage. Welcome to bidens america

  • BucketNutz
    November 10, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    I call cultural appropriation on the blue eyes.
    Germaine. If you’re so proud of being brown why all the effort to be ‘white’?

    • Crystal Bruce
      November 10, 2020 at 5:11 pm

      All u people that are on here are pure fucking scum. U all deserve to be beat. Your all racist pieces of shit.

      • Elegant Elliot Offen
        November 10, 2020 at 5:49 pm

        Shut the fuck up you fallopian tubeless cunt!

      • babygirldiane285
        Nipsy Hustle Fertilizer
        November 10, 2020 at 6:06 pm

        The racists love to call everyone el raciss!

        • Crystal Bruce
          November 10, 2020 at 6:24 pm

          Your momma is cunt bitch

          • Ed Gein
            November 10, 2020 at 6:30 pm

            You would make a nice lampshade.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Pube-Stache Beaver Face
    November 10, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    That hair is disgusting tho. Ain’t no girl wanna snuggle up to that scragglepube. Shave that shit off-it looks smelly and gross.

  • D.B. Cooper
    November 10, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Not to worry. The team blue judge will dismiss or continue without a finding.
    Rhode Island needs a napalm strike too. Would do wonders for urban renewal.

  • Observer X
    November 10, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    Yo Germaine, you call them bruises and scrapes? It looks like you have have zits and the other abrasions are probably from from getting your assed kicked at women’s boxing night at the Y.

    I get more dinged up playing faggoty Flag Football!

  • Fk Them
    November 10, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    I respect how the police calmly arrested those apes. I would have shot them both in the first 30 seconds.

    • Crystal Bruce
      November 10, 2020 at 5:13 pm

      Who u calling an ape. U are hiding behind some bullshit site. That is for racist assholes. Maybe u should look in the mirror then call someone an ape u dirtbag

      • Jane Goodall
        November 10, 2020 at 6:02 pm

        Your reaction is predictable.In a few years the Alpha males will spurn your advances.You will sadly live out your days on the canopy floor looking for
        dropped scraps.The other beta females may or may not help to groom and
        delouse you.


        • Spider Lips13
          Spider Lips
          November 11, 2020 at 8:54 am

          The material of pure genius.

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