Rhode Island ratchets are abuzz this morning with the the news that one of their homies is in the hospital after playing ratchet games and winning ratchet prizes.
A 24-year-old man is in critical but stable condition after he was driving a moped and crashed on Bissell Street and Elmwood Avenue, according to Providence Police Commander Thomas Verdi. The crash was captured on camera by a neighbor where you could see an officer following the driver, and quickly making a right turn, before the crash. The neighbor who recorded the video said they saw the officer hit the driver. However, Commander Verdi said police are investigating the cause and reviewing footage.
Mayor Jorge Elorza said the city will be investigating. In a statement he said:
We had a terrible incident in our city tonight that left a young man severely injured— we hope he will make a full recovery. Our police are actively reviewing all video evidence, talking to witnesses, and recreating the scene. We will be doing a full investigation and will continue to communicate as the investigation unfolds
Earlier Sunday evening, ABC6 cameras captured over 100 ATVs and dirt bikes riding through Providence. According to the President of the Providence Firefighters Union, Derek Silva, firefighters responded to a total of 4 crashes involving the dirt bikes and ATVs on Sunday evening.
“Providence firefighters are responding to more motor vehicle crashes involving illegal ATVs and dirt bikes than ever before,” Silva said. “These illegal ATV and dirt bikes are causing crashes that have led to serious injuries and even death. They have no business in our city.”
You gotta see this video.
Oh man, ya hate to see it. But you can love to see it at the same time. Don’t wanna get hit by a police car? Don’t drive like an asshole on an illegal vehicle terrorizing one of the biggest cities in New England in broad daylight. And especially don’t stop short before a curve with a cop right behind you, because inertia is not your friend. Just look at these little food stamp gremlins.
— Brooke Taylor (@BTaylorABC6) October 18, 2020
These aren’t little kids either. They’re grown ass men in their 20’s and 30’s. Do you understand how much of a loser you have to be to find this thrilling? Can’t they just go back to shooting each other up and neglecting to pay child support like the good ol days? Obviously it’s no big loss if any of these maggots dies, but they caused four accidents and an innocent person, whose life actually matters, could get hurt. These ghetto gremlins were driving directly into oncoming traffic, taking up four lanes of the busy street in this video, which shows the crash from another angle.
So many classic lines:
“Oh shit, why he did that shit? That’s some fucked up shit. That’s fucked up. That’s fucking fucked up. He crashed them.”
“Yo that’s fucked up!! Why you gotta crash that mine?”
In Providence they call her “the smart one.”
And yes, these winners were wearing Donald Trump masks while doing that.
This is the guy who posted that video.
Autistic Grimace always keeps it 100, and like many others he is not happy with the cops.
Newsflash – the cops aren’t there to protect you. They’re there to protect us (the good guys) from you (the ratchets). And the cop wasn’t trying to kill your friend, he just played with fire and got burnt. A great way to not get rear ended by a cop is to not partake in a 400 person takeover of the entire city with ATV’s, before stopping short in front of a cop who is pursuing you.
The speed bump who got knocked over is 24 year old Jhamal Gonsalves, and he’s in critical condition. Boo-hoo. Some might think this is sad, but I’ll save my tears for kids with cancer, or anyone else who died or got sick through not fault of their own. I only have so many things I can care about, and adults who choose to live like this aren’t even close to making the list.
Jhamal forgot the number one rule of hoodbooger hide and seek – never leave the pack. But he wanted to get cute and have his own private police chase, pulled right, came to a curb, realized there was nowhere to go, and lost this game of Baghdad bumper cars.
Then again, look at the way these assholes were driving directly into oncoming traffic.
Every single one of them deserved what Jhamal got.
But if you go to his Facebook page it’s one giant fuck the po-lease, free muh boi, dindu nuffin clustefuck.
His boo misses him too.
Maybe if Jhamal had just stayed home and gotten a blowjob like a normal 24 year old she wouldn’t have to dump him for being a vegetable. I blame her more than anyone.
Black lives matter, in its infinite wisdom, is blaming the cops for crashing into an “African-American,” because apparently Puerto Rico got annexed by Zimbabwe.
And as you can see, his father Mark Gonsalves is a “criminal justice reform activist.” And by that they mean he gets paid to talk about how he’s a recovering junkie who tried killing himself by jumping off the Pell Bridge, who has graduated to bigger and better things like documenting meter maids.
Meanwhile, here’s his son at 15.
But of course instead of blaming himself at all for his failure as a father, he’s holding a protest for his son called, “stop racist police terror,” instead of sitting with his son in the hospital.
And of course the obligatory GoFundMe.
And finally the “Let’s all show our support for our homie by doing the same exact thing that put him in the hospital in the first place.”
Eat your heart out boys…..
If all you could eat clams night at Red Lobster had a face.
The bottom line is Jhamal isn’t a victim, he’s one of the bad guys. The cops are paid to protect the citizens of Providence, and that’s what they were attempting to do when this plague of Petey Pablos took over the city on illegal bikes, crashed 4 times, and put innocent lives at risk. These idiots are grown ass men who think doing wheelies and giving cops the finger is cool, and I don’t have an ounce of sympathy if one of them gets hurt during the process. Instead of saying fuck the police how bout try obeying the law instead? Might work.
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