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Plus Sized Sisqo And Providence Pickle Poacher Allege Police Brutality After Cops Arrest And Mace Their Semen Demons For Assaulting Officers And Resisting Arrest 


Over the weekend the Providence Police responded to a call over a fight in South Providence. The streets were still packed with junior hoodboogers and a bunch of 37 year old grandmas bearing their fupas. We don’t know what happened before the cameras started rolling, but a video has gone viral showing the police attempting to arrest a teenager who was trying to fight someone in the middle of the street. The mob of deep fried ghetto swine then attempted to stop the police from doing their job, leading to everyone getting pepper sprayed, multiple people getting arrested, and tons of whining about police brutality.

The Providence Police have officially had enough of your bullshit. Let’s review.

It starts off with junior bitch tits squaring up in the middle of the street while wearing his finest sweatpants, socks, and sandals combo on a 90 degree day.

We don’t see who he’s yelling at, or what the police told the crowd prior to filming, but evidently he was doing something they had warned him not to do so the older black police officer attempts to arrest him.

That’s when the grandma fupa brigade jumped in and attempted to stop him from making the arrest, forcing the rest of the cops to descend.

Junior bitch tits attempted to disappear into the crowd, but the younger black cop chased him down and attempted to arrest him. As he was being lead away another topless teen attempted to intervene.

He covered junior bitch tits like he was jumping on a grenade, preventing the cops from doing their job. While this was happening the grandma fupa brigade was being held back, and another abrasive male tried to jump in but was throw back by the cops.

The Alpha Fupa Grandma jumped in and tried to corral her seed while the other asshole was placed in handcuffs after resisting arrest.

The one cop yelling “who wants some more” at the mob was clearly done with the bullshit. The cops did absolutely nothing wrong and followed their training for how to deal with a hostile mob. If they’d just let the cops arrest the one kid nothing would’ve happened. But that’s not how ghetto guppies like this operate. When they see someone getting arrested they believe that they have the right to stop the police from doing their job, and that if they yell and scream “dindu nuffin” loud enough then the police are required to back off. It’s what they’re taught at home from day one. America doesn’t have a policing problem, it has a parenting problem. This video is Exhibit A for that.

Nevertheless BLM and the flat brimmed mafia is whining about it.

Sentagraph Joe is demanding that the cop be fired for threatening to pepper spray an out of control mob. This is a person we should definitely take seriously.


But State Reps, City Councillors, and State Senators like this moron are also buying into it.

Because opposing the police and blaming them for everything is the official position of the Democratic Party at large. The only cops they like are the ones who protect them at the Capitol.

The Alpha Fupa Grandma is this woman:

Her name is Taffii Moore, because of course she’s named after something that’s filled with sugar. Laffy Taffii decided that having hair was too much work, so she went full Sisqo this summer.


She held a press conference today with the rest of the food stamp platoon, blaming the police for their actions while taking zero accountability for their role in it.

Her son was the kid jumping on the junior bitch tits’ back, preventing him from being arrested.

“He wouldn’t let him go! Because he was afraid!”

But it’s OK, because you’re allowed to do that if you decide that you’re afraid. Got it? You can just do that now.

Plus sized Sisqo also mentioned that she was upset that her 21 year old “daughter” Zyrray was not only arrested, but also misgendered. That would be this dude.

She was mad that the cops called her son a dude because he is a dude, and has made absolutely zero effort to even look like a woman. This is an ideology we’re supposed to take seriously. They get their own month.

You may also notice another one of these upstanding egg donors being held back by the police, who clearly put more time and effort into eyebrows than she did raising her out of control spawn.

That Providence Pickle Poacher’s named is Alynzea Quaranta. And she’s a REAL beaut.

I don’t know what that gang sign means, but I’m quite positive it doesn’t mean “I’m all caught up on child support.”

Alynzea has a fuck ton of Google trophies. You name it, she’s got it – domestic violence, driving on a suspended license, evictions, credit card non-payment, shoplifting, breaking and entering, vandalism, drugs, and much more.

That’s a courthouse Bingo I’ve ever seen it.

Obviously the Providence Pickle Poacher did a horrible job raising her semen demons if they get into altercations like this, but the example she has set is that breaking the law is just kind of something you do. And when you get arrested the solution is to hold a press conference, whine about racism, and declare that “these cops ain’t shit” on social media.

These are all people that Democrats and BLM want us to take seriously.

In conclusion the cops did absolutely nothing wrong, but since Providence is governed by a communist Mayor who caters to people like this they’ll probably get in trouble anyway.


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55 Comment(s)
  • Alynzea QUEARANTA
    July 4, 2021 at 8:45 pm

    I will suck a teenage boys cock for five dollars for 5 minutes.
    For a 20 piece chicken dinner with large mash potato side you can fuck me in the ass

    July 4, 2021 at 3:54 pm

    Don’t you just love people of color. They have so much to offer this country. Their contribution to the advancement of civilization is just overwhelming. They make our society a more just and peaceful existence for all.
    Now we only need to embrace it and open up our wallets and fortify their existence. “ Oh come on man, just think about it”.

    • Jose Pagan
      September 9, 2021 at 7:00 am

      Funny thing is I just seen this morning in the news here and another in Cranston were just arrested for selling drugs out of her home in Cranston what irony

  • Spicfield sends their love
    July 4, 2021 at 3:38 pm

    I really think it will be great when Biden/ Harris colorizes the burbs.
    When they put 30+ units of minority housing in Longmeadow.
    The outpouring of love from the current residents will be overwhelming. And will serve as model for the rest of the country. They will no longer allow their children to leave their bikes on the lawn. They will no longer leave their garage doors open to hide the unsightly clutter inside.
    They will leave their outdoor lighting on at night in solidarity, or in case a sovereign citizen chooses to use their pool at night.
    They will modify the school to make education more welcoming to the new comers.
    The residents of Ardsley Rd will sponsor and host an annual rap competition for the new residents.
    It will serve as an example of the new utopia for the country.

    • The Spitting Rabbi
      July 4, 2021 at 6:40 pm

      I’m sure there will be (((exceptions))).

  • whatevuh
    Abraham Lincoln
    July 4, 2021 at 8:06 am

    I tried to help you black folks out, but you just keep voting for the Democrats

  • China Joe
    July 2, 2021 at 7:13 pm

    Most raccoons can not fly a modern helicopter. But I’ll check with my banana on that. Alarm clock.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Edna Krabappel
      July 3, 2021 at 12:17 am

      Well! We’ll make them pay. Especially for that ‘Purple Monkey Dishwasher’ part.

    • Cleamus
      July 3, 2021 at 7:54 pm

      I meant what you knew.

  • Globos
    July 2, 2021 at 4:44 pm

    Hey, that guy has bigger tits than some of my old girlfriends.

  • Digitus Impudicus
    July 2, 2021 at 4:40 pm

    So your children were pepper sprayed.
    Why would you allow them to be near a potentially violent situation?
    They should leave the area when there is a potential of violence. Or should have been taught to do so.
    Not run toward it.
    Or is this just another source of your cultural entertainment ‘ The Spic Street Side Show’

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 2, 2021 at 3:58 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) Woke apologists hand wave this shitty street behavior as a result of intergenerational systemic oppression. It’s fucking laughable.
    2) At some point the infestation of negroes and spics will become intolerable and/or unnecessary. The backlash of political correctness will rise in the form of structured ethnic cleansing.
    3) Unfortunately for the United States, it will be too late. The undesirables and their woke advocates will topple Rome from the inside.

  • Will Faire
    July 2, 2021 at 3:34 pm

    Sad to see these people acting indignant and outraged over Police quelling an unruly mob. Did they expect them to just yell “Trick or Treat!” instead of getting the situation under control? Personal accountability is a painful pill to swallow, but it’s never to late to accept it.

  • Vigil Ante
    July 2, 2021 at 2:37 pm

    Are only the white cops racist or all those black and Hispanic cops also displaying their white supremacy?

  • Towgunner
    July 2, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    A sobering reality all of us must come to terms with. This is what rules our country right now. I can see this wasn’t about BLM and no one was wearing BLM, but, does it really matter? The demands, the complaints, the insanity…its all the same. Plus we got the lgrkdushkseh(*(&#873 going on here too. That kind of rounds out the corners.

    People, what’s flying on our foreign embassies right now? Its this “community”, see above. They’ve got their hands into everything from our government to our corporations.

    Wake up. This is the time for civil disobedience. This is the time that you make time for your civic duties.

    You can stop this. No, you don’t need to fight with guns. But you do need to take action. You do need to have courage. You do need to protest. This is our generation’s “Red Dawn”.

    The good news…you’re opponents are what you see above.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    July 2, 2021 at 1:09 pm

    Best part of the forthcoming blackouts and food shortages will be the chimp outs. Hopefully, the internet shut down will be delayed long enough for us to enjoy the inevitable hilarity.

  • Hunter Zithromycin
    July 2, 2021 at 1:07 pm

    The worst of the worst is the SPIGGER. When brown & black mix; you get the laziness & stupidity PLUS the criminality and the morality of a pigeon. Ever notice the CV, DR & PR’s skin color matches exactly the SHIT that comes out of your asshole?

    • Mike Oxlong
      July 2, 2021 at 4:13 pm

      Classic oldie but a goodie: Why should coons never have children with Ricans? Because they’ll end up with kids who are too lazy to steal.

      • MichaelAngelo
        July 5, 2021 at 12:16 pm

        You are no long the White Pure Race asswipe! What your grandfathers did in the pass is now bearing fruit with all of the intermingling of all races! So while you are spewing your racist comments about other people, your own offspring will pay you back in the long when they run off with someone from another race that you’ve hated for years!

  • Dees nutz
    July 2, 2021 at 12:45 pm

    came for the pics. just hurled my lunch. gross.

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    July 2, 2021 at 12:18 pm

    These people are basically arguing for the right to do whatever they want, whenever they want, despite any laws or societal code of conduct.

    They should all be shot on sight.

  • Courthouse Bingo
    July 2, 2021 at 11:24 am

    Nice description uncle. Courthouse Bingo. Hell. She won the last game of the night, COVERALL!

    How does she look sexy laying down on a couch like that most likely snapping all the legs?!?!

  • Art Flaherty
    Marcus Garvey
    July 2, 2021 at 10:00 am

    In Lincoln’s time senators proposed legislation to send the slaves back to Africa. The price tag 15 million greenbacks. It never got backing by the majority. Later I Started “The Black Star” shipping Co. Inc. He floated stock at $5 a share to gullible blacks who hoped to get rich quick. Of course the company went bust and investors lost everything. He was the first great African American grifter. A sharp dresser too!

  • Ed Harding
    July 2, 2021 at 9:40 am

    In other breaking news, nogs still can’t swim. Video at 11:00.

  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips13
    July 2, 2021 at 9:10 am

    Hopefully that poor couch was put out of it’s misery and set on fire after that fat nasty bitch laid on it…you know her pores just ooze with STD’s.

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    July 2, 2021 at 8:28 am

    Kangaroos travel in a mob.
    Apes and chimps travel in a troop.
    Just saying.

  • Mike Oxlong
    July 2, 2021 at 7:53 am

    Let”s get one thing really, indisputably, crystal-fucking clear: BLACK LIVES DO NOT MATTER!
    Interbreed ‘em with the spics and the resultant spawn ranks somewhere between rats & cockroaches as far as lives mattering to society.

  • MC Spammer
    July 2, 2021 at 7:28 am

    When naggers mate with beaners the spawn is what you see in this article. Add summer heat and you get a chimp-out.

    This doesn’t happen in Irish ghettos, German ghettos, Italian ghettos, Jewish ghettos, etc. Know why? Because there are none of those kinds of ghettos in American cities, only “people of color” slums.

  • Kurt
    July 2, 2021 at 6:55 am

    It is amazing that these welfare leeches take no responsibility for their actions that brought the police there in the first place. They seriously see nothing wrong in their actions and have the intelligence of a doorknob. The police were not brutal enough in my opinion.

  • Big Daddy
    July 2, 2021 at 6:35 am

    Where is a fast stolen box truck when you need it….too soon??

  • Frannie Little
    July 2, 2021 at 1:10 am

    Imagine living near these people? Hide yo kids, your wife, and yo husband too.

  • Dr fucci
    July 2, 2021 at 12:23 am

    COVID do your job

  • Cliff Clavin
    July 2, 2021 at 12:01 am

    It’s a little known fact that Welfare was a great program for a temporary fix to give a hand up for those that fell on hard times. Most felt embarrassed and tried to hide the fact that they took gubmint money to feed their children and house them properly. Fast forward 40 years and the minorities (non-white and white trash) now flaunt the Welfare hand outs and find a way to earn more than they need by finding themselves multiple baby daddies to keep them on the system. It’s time for an overhaul.

    • Nick Kerr
      July 4, 2021 at 8:42 pm

      spic and coon females should be spayed and neutered after they shit out their first bastard

  • The Congo
    July 1, 2021 at 11:23 pm

    No wonder cops are retiring early. No matter what you do; you’re wrong.
    Honestly, I would let them kill each other. Fuck it.

  • Orion
    July 1, 2021 at 10:49 pm

    Tell me again how black people are so terrified of the cops. Why does anyone believe that lie?

    July 1, 2021 at 10:46 pm

    My question is. Where do they get all of these really sexy mamas?

    • Gumercindo
      July 2, 2021 at 4:52 pm

      I guess you have never of the Gorgeous Goya Girls.
      Their annual calendar comes with a drip try.

    • Ron Jeremy
      July 2, 2021 at 6:47 pm

      Happy 30th Birthday, Grandma!!!

  • Glad you took the stupid log in off
    July 1, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    Knew it would only take a week or two for your dumbass to realize you are not important.

    • Speaking of not important....
      July 1, 2021 at 10:33 pm

      ….go make like a toilet and flush.

  • Buddy Cianci
    July 1, 2021 at 9:23 pm

    Alynzea Quaranta: Providence’s answer to Jabba the Hutt.

    Also, nice man boobs Diego.

  • Buck Breaker
    July 1, 2021 at 9:23 pm

    That black cop should have had his way sexually with the large-breasted hispanic male teen right there on the street to assert his dominance

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    July 1, 2021 at 8:52 pm

    Looking at all of these animals once again makes me realize that this country is fucked. I am so happy that I don’t have any kids to grow up in the shithole that these black and brown people are turning this country into. Ammo up and vote republican my friends !!

    • Me too!
      July 1, 2021 at 9:18 pm

      I’m glad you don’t have any kids either loserboy!

  • Jiffy Rude
    July 1, 2021 at 8:35 pm

    You can abort the shit out of it but please no pepper spray.

    Thank you for playing.

  • Boe Jiden
    July 1, 2021 at 8:11 pm

    Time out!
    Let’s splay out Colored People in every Multi-National Billionaire Corporate Commercials full blast into every shithole living room. These TV Commercials, “reality tv”, and every social media advertisement delivered into the brains of the naive full force with the backing of Hollywood, The Media, and The Education System.
    Enabling baseline shitheads and this is the behavior one is left with?

    • hartf811
      Beverly Farms
      July 2, 2021 at 8:36 am

      I wouldn’t even consider a Cadillac or Lincoln based on their ads.
      Mercedes is toeing the line with the Shondaland silverback but it would be inconvenient to switch now.
      But Stuttgart better keep an eye on the oily Schwartze tide creeping in.

  • Cleamus
    July 1, 2021 at 8:10 pm

    Was I watching some alternate video?
    Or did the police engage only after someone stepped into the street and tried fight someone?
    Or when people interfere with a lawful police action?
    Or when people attack police when they are making an arrest?
    Or when they refuse to back away from police when they are making an arrest, and return to the sidewalk? To allow the police to perform their duty.
    Where are they supposed to spray mace at when they deem it necessary. They can’t do as joe Biden would suggest “ when an unarmed man is coming at you you spray them in the leg”.
    I guess ‘ we don need no stinking laws’.

  • NoNoNo
    July 1, 2021 at 7:51 pm

    Omfg. Yes, please, let justice be severed. Please please please do not allow any of these things to have any more children! I’m going to make believe I never saw this, and vermin like these do not exist.

  • dale woodman
    Defund Welfare
    July 1, 2021 at 7:36 pm

    White people go home when the Police tell them to because they don’t want to get Pepper- Sprayed or go to Jail.
    Unfortunately these folks haven’t caught on yet.

  • whatevuh
    July 1, 2021 at 6:52 pm

    Looks like a day at the gorilla exhibit down at the zoo. These people are just disgusting . . . . and they wonder why we all hate them?

    • Franklin Park Gorilla
      July 4, 2021 at 8:43 am

      Please stop insulting my species by comparing us to those lower primates.

  • Boe Jiden
    July 1, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    This was a peaceful protest against the discrepancy of the hard working people standing up against the brutality of the enforcement against the poor colored folk who in my home state of Michconsin need the handouts that the UAS will provide under the bill that is provided.
    I’m Boe Jiden

    • Inflamed Anus
      Funny as hell
      July 2, 2021 at 4:43 am

      Seriously call Saturday Night Live and offer to write a scene about Biden, you have him down pat.

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