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Cranston Cream Machine Sicks Mob On Warwick Restaurant After Making Up Lie About Racism Because She Didn’t Pay Her Bill, Fails To Mention She Is A Hooker With Lots Of Google Trophies

 

This is Alicia Barnella from Cranston.

She recently went out to the Treehouse Tavern in Warwick for brunch.

The next day she wrote a negative review on their Facebook page (before the page was removed due to being attacked by the mob), alleging racism on a recent visit there.

Of all the things that never happened this week, this never happened the most. Just to review….

She brought her black friend to this nice place for brunch, wanted to compliment the owner about how good the food was, but when the female owner saw she was with a black person she changed her mind about coming to their table. Finally the female owner came over and started petting her friend’s hair like a cat and lashed out when Alicia told her to cut the shit. The male owner then came over and showed pictures of his Facebook page to prove he had a black friends, and the Uber driver confirmed that this happened all the time there.

I wasn’t there, but I also have common sense, and I know there are two sides to every story. More importantly Alicia is the exact opposite of credible. Last year around this time she was calling police animals and making it clear that as a white person she endorsed and condoned rioting.

Sorry about your business Derek but that shit needs to burn to the ground because….racism. Alicia doesn’t give a shit because she’s never owned or created anything her entire life, so that’s your problem, not her’s.

Alicia also lacks credibility because she has more Google trophies than anyone in the dumpster fire of Rhode Island. Give her name a Google and one of the first things that comes up is her 2019 for prostitution.

Yea, I’ll definitely take the word of a woman who was willing to give dollar store Ludacris a hummer for $75 in the backseat of a 98 Maxima.

The Cranston cream machine also has arrests for the following crimes:

  • Hit and run resulting in serious bodily injury (2 months ago)
  • Driving with suspended license (a whole bunch of these)
  • DUI
  • Felony Assault and Battery
  • Disturbing conduct
  • Violation of No Contact order
  • Breaking and entering
  • Vandalism

In the following Rhode Island towns and cities:

  • Coventry
  • West Warwick
  • Cranston
  • Warwick
  • Wickford
  • Pawtucket
  • West Greenwich

And that’s just going back to 2015. Her record starts in 2010. And she probably has all those driving on a suspended license charges because she got 7 moving infractions in a 2 year period.

Sounds like a credible source, so naturally within hours it was shared thousands of times, leading to the Treehouse Cafe shutting down their Facebook page and getting their IG and Google reviews decimated.

But wait, it gets better – the waitress showed up in the comments and told the truth about what really happened.

Turns out she didn’t actually like the food, she was a horrible and rude customer who sent food back, she couldn’t see the owner inside looking at them, and she demanded she get all the food she ordered for free. She then screamed at the owner at the top of her lungs to try to get a free meal out of it while shoving her hand in his face, caused a huge scene, and threw $50 at them for a $100 bill. Oh, and the part about touching the hair was completely made up.

Boom. Roasted.

Editor’s Note – Brittney, if you are reading this I would love to have you on the Live Show Saturday night to talk about this. Message me on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson or email [email protected] 

Looks like the waitress wasn’t really “appalled” after all, and Alicia didn’t imagine her post would get shared so many times that the waitress would see it and call her out on her bullshit.

Alicia’s post came down shortly after this, but not before she commented under the post and deleted the waitress’ comment.

The cream machine then admitted that she didn’t pay for the food.

And then lied about paying $70 with cash and the rest with card.

As I write this the Cranston cream machine has taken down the post after I commented about her arrest for being a hooker. However, I screenshotted a bunch of comments. Let’s take a look and laugh at all the idiots who blindly believed this junkie jizz bucket’s Facebook page ancedote.

These fucking idiots were urging them to call and harass the business, planning protests, organizing bad review campaigns, making Tik Toks, and promising to “pull up” with Dodge Caravan’s full of Lawrence hoodboogers.

Kiana Parker was one of the ringleaders.

As you can probably tell from her pictures, she’s a CNA, which stands for “cum or nut anywhere.”

She vowed to call up “a bunch of coloreds” to make a reservation because it would make white customers uncomfortable.

Honey, it would make them uncomfortable to go out to eat and watch the facial mafia show up causing a scene like your other hooker friend did.

Then there was Christina Tessier.

Yikes.

She was there as the resident clear person to lecture all the “mayo people” about how they’re white supremacists if they don’t blindly believe the account of a coin operated orgasm factory who didn’t feel like paying for her meal.

She also owns a business where she officiates weddings.

Someone posted on Facebook that “A Peace of Love Wedding Services LLC” harbors not only white supremacists, but pedophiles as well. Better flood her Facebook page with negative reviews just in case.

A couple people did point out how this could possibly not be true, but as it turns out “racism is everywhere” and it will only go away if people blindly believe Cranston hookers who leave bad reviews at restaurants where they chewed and screwed.

I too like to take my lectures on race relations from plus sized goth chicks named Bayleigh.

Then there was this genius.

You’re right Aaron, it is unfair to judge someone if you weren’t there. Ya know, like this mob you’re part of is doing to the restaurant. I can see you’ve thought this one out.

The worst kind of people of all are the ones who join these mobs, screenshot their harassment, and then post it in order to get a pat on the head for being a good member of the mob.

The sad part about that is she probably thought her comment about egg color was really witty. Good job Robin, you made a difference today!

What these people love to do is paint anyone who questions their obvious race hoaxes as being “part of the problem.” It gives them cover and makes it impossible to not believe anything they say.

“If I was going to make this up or exaggerate it I would come up with……”

Same energy.

The owner Michael Gerard apparently did respond to one of the people harassing his restaurant and attempted to appease the mob by telling them that he once dated a black girl and supported BLM.

Part of me no longer feels bad for him because he attempted to grovel to these terrorists. But that’s only because he’s probably never dealt with anything like this before and didn’t know that “I once banged a black chick” doesn’t save you the way you thought it would before you said those words.

Anyway, if Alicia wants to come on the live show to discuss she’s more than welcomed to. I can’t pay her normal hourly rate, but I can let her share her side of the story. In the meantime here is her wide open Facebook page. I’m sure she would appreciate hearing from you all with your thoughts. Message me on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson or email [email protected]

 

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11 Comment(s)
  • Spider Lips13
    June 11, 2021 at 10:36 am

    I love the new catch word used by the cockroaches, ” ENERGY”, as in ” I hope dey body have da same energy as dey mouff do”.

    How about you filthy non productive pieces of shit show some real energy and got off the drugs, get jobs, save some money then move the fuck out of America.

  • Krispen Wah
    June 10, 2021 at 2:46 pm

    How dare you rile up the perpetually unemployed generation.

    And then pussy owner goes full limp wristed cuck. “Ive had four loves…” jesus christ on ice skates.

    If she did bring a whole room of “coloreds” you can be sure they would dine and dash, and then the only one with a father would pay up after seeing all their faces on the news.

  • Joe Lancey
    June 10, 2021 at 9:28 am

    Remember when we were all complaining about the made up “abduction” stories in the Target parking lots? This shit is insane.

    OH.. and “would” after a few beers.

  • Ben Dover
    June 9, 2021 at 9:44 pm

    Rhode Island ratchets are the best. There’s no low they won’t stoop to, but as long as they’re woke it somehow erases the aftertaste of backseat Maxima HIV infected spunk! What a waste. She had some potential.

  • Allan Drury
    June 9, 2021 at 7:33 pm

    Never wise to trust someone who smokes poles for money. I get a kick out of the ghetto types sticking up for her and bashing this business too. Rhode Island is like one big circus…

  • M D
    June 9, 2021 at 5:43 pm

    So what you’re saying is she’s a face in the pillow kind of hooker

  • george costanza
    June 9, 2021 at 5:28 pm

    George thinks Alicia looks like a store brand Sophia Vergara when she has her shitty make -up on. Also agree that she is VERY rough for 30yo.To the skank in the bikini, doth mother know you made a bikini out of her drapes? Are those the Nazca lines on your ass?

  • Boston Irish
    June 9, 2021 at 5:09 pm

    Where’s all the comments? This sucks

    • Inflamed Anus
      June 10, 2021 at 6:27 am

      Sure does, 1/2 the reason I come here is for the comments! One big part of the comments was the unique and humorous user names, that whole aspect of TB is gone now. Don’t get me wrong, the content is good, the articles are good, but the comments where a HUGE PART of TBS.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    June 9, 2021 at 4:55 pm

    You have to be a special breed of retard to believe any part of that story for a millisecond.

    I’m also very happy that I disagree with everything a prostitute and a bunch of blue haired beef cakes believe in.

  • Vigil Ante
    June 9, 2021 at 4:30 pm

    That is a ROUGH 30 years. I guess whoring and drugging in shithole RI does quite a number on you.

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