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Emo Emmy Riots For Jhamal Gonsalves In Providence, Gets Arrested, Punches Jail Cell, Demands Justice For Self-Inflicted Bruising

 

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This is Erin Atwood from Warwack.

As you can see, she is suffering from a bad case of “I hate my step dad Shawn with a W because he ate all the fruit loops.” Logically then she hates the police and is a big fan of rioting.

She appears to be the mother of a young crotch fruit, so logically on Tuesday night she decided to leave the young poon polyp at home and attend a riot to honor Jhamal Gonsalves, who is in a coma after driving his moped directly into a brick wall during a takeover of the City of Providence. These riots are still going on, despite irrefutable video proof showing the cop care never hit Jhamal while he was in the process of committing a crime.

She’s actually seen that video but isn’t convinced by the undeniable proof that Jhamal crashed into a wall on his own because the civilian video given to the police by a civilian isn’t a civilian video.

Erin ended up getting arrested and now she’s whining about it on Facebook, demanding the Mayor do something, and threatening lawsuits galore.

Just to review:

  • She showed up AFTER the protest, which means she exclusively came for the rioting portion of the peaceful protest
  • She’s a 28 year old woman upset with the cops because she couldn’t call her Mommy quickly enough to bail her out of jail so she threw a hissy fit in her cell and now has self inflicted bruises
  • She admittedly was acting like a lunatic and blamed this on the cops for not feeding her pills
  • She was told that she was a bad mother for leaving her kid at home while she attended a riot, which is 100% accurate
  • She whined about other rioters not being given a mask after getting arrested at a crowded riot where social distancing guidelines were completely ignored
  • She claims she had a seizure, no medical attention was given to her, and she turned out just fine

Dindu nuffin on steroids.

Let’s check out the extent of her wounds.

I’ve had worse hickeys than that in high school. Hope she survives.

Her hands were all “bruised” from intentionally punching the jail cell wall.

Almost fucked up her Sponge Bob Tattoo.

She even got a horrible cut.

My three year old had something just like that the other day. He asked me to kiss it and magically the pain stopped.

And her poor knees…..

That’s it? Even Monica Lewinsky would tell Emo Emmy to suck it up.

Maybe her knees wouldn’t have gotten like that if she didn’t intentionally fall onto her knees while being arrested during the riots.

She learned her lesson so much that she was back at the riots last night live streaming.

One person on her page correctly pointed out that sticking around to riot after a protest, especially when the family of the “victim” asked everyone to go home, isn’t a great way to avoid arrest.

She wasn’t trying to hear that though. All she wanted to know was how she could file her deformation lawsuit.

Yea, I’m sure the Mayor of Providence, a city she doesn’t live in, will be very concerned about the plight of outside agitator deadbeat Moms who show up to cause mayhem and destruction in the city.

Anyway, if Emo Emmy wants to come on the live show this weekend to share her side of the story she’s more than welcomed. That is, if she’s not busy rioting. I think we can all agree she won’t be occupied taking care of her crotch fruit.

 

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78 Comment(s)
  • Cottonmouth
    October 28, 2020 at 1:16 am

    You look stupid because we all know that everyone who dresses like that always has the same exact bruises…. Exactly the same.

  • Not your real dad
    October 27, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    Went to school with her, never cared for her. Wicked snoby for no reason, she hangs out with the girl who believes she has been pregnant for like 9 years know and tells her she is right, and encourages the crazines instead of getting her “friend” help, she let’s her son hang around the bullshit too. With her as a mother and the people she let’s him around poor kid is going to grow up to believe the earth is flat and the moon is cheese.

  • The Last Sober Guy Who Fucked Caitriona (2012)
    October 26, 2020 at 8:25 am

    This creature is just another child/adult like Caitriona only at a lower socio economic leaching level. She’s worthless and knows it. And like her rich colleague Caitriona, she is doomed to a rapid descent into drug and alcohol abuse hell. I really feel sorry for her kid. It the child is not adopted out soon, doom awaits it. So Sad.

  • dough bro
    October 25, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    Erin, when you look at the palm of your hand, do you see yourself??

  • nastyman
    October 25, 2020 at 10:16 am

    that’s a man, baby!

  • Mr. Bubba
    October 25, 2020 at 2:27 am

    Fucking Christ on a cracker! That is one ugly ass bitch!!

  • Old Tom Morris
    October 24, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    Bet that gerbil crawled out of her ass.

  • Cuz we have to Believe All Women
    October 24, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    God this bitch is disgusting!! Pay Attention Folks, this is what Drugs do to you. She grew up near me (yes, WarWack) and she is a wicked druggy. That’s how someone actually got aroused enough to sustain an erection with her…
    One of her needle buddies dies from OD a few years back, after putting his parents and family through HELL for YEARS!!!

  • Dr Wu
    October 24, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    I’m astonished at the people making light of her injuries. Did you see the size of the bullet holes in her ears? Those out of control cops just missed her head- either that or they were excellent shots.
    It still doesn’t explain why she has rats crawling out of her cooter, though.

    • Old Tom Morris
      October 24, 2020 at 10:32 pm

      Katie lies
      you could see it in her eyes

  • I hate ugly people, lets protest!
    October 24, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    I just shot my Dog
    Cause he Looked like You!

  • Henny Youngman's ghost
    October 24, 2020 at 10:16 am

    Erin does your face hurt?
    Because it’s killing me!

  • dough bro
    October 24, 2020 at 8:16 am

    Hello, Salem PD?… Seems one of your witches flew da coop

  • WokieDokie
    October 23, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    LMAO did she really say “paddy wagon”. Best line since a BLM’r called a cop a f’n faggot. What a tangled web we weave

  • johny two times
    October 23, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    ugly slut

    • johny two times
      October 23, 2020 at 7:48 pm

      ugly slut

      • Penrod
        October 23, 2020 at 9:20 pm

        Hahaha! I’d “like” this twice if I could.

  • whatevuh
    October 23, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Standing up for black and brown people, that’s mighty white of her. By the way, 130 friends on her page, ALL WHITE She doesn’t even know any black or brown people. The filthy spic deserved what he got.

  • "Paddy Wagon" this, you mangy trollop...
    October 23, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    Pete Davidson called…he wants his sphincter eyes back.

    That is all.

  • Sully Go Brah McFinnity
    October 23, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    Paddy wagon? That racist can’t.

  • Done with this shit
    October 23, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Ok- so a 28 year old woman leaves her young child at home so she can go out and throw rocks at the police, and she’s pissed cause they arrested her?? And didn’t get fed? They should have shot your stupid ugly ass.

    • You know what I'm saying?!
      October 23, 2020 at 5:40 pm

      She could have stayed home and played with her kid and her damn mouse.

      But noooooo, she had to make an informed decision to go to a place where she was guaranteed to encounter trouble.

    • fuckface O'reilly
      October 23, 2020 at 7:34 pm

      she’s an ignorant ugly slut, not even fuckable. her mom is a disease spreading whore .
      dirty pigs

  • Who would have thought?
    October 23, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    That jail could be such a negative experience?

    I, for one, am stunned with disbelief!

  • Black Irish
    October 23, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Sleep easy tonight POC,Erin Atwood is here to save you.Just remember to keep plenty of my”the grown up world scares the shit out of me “medication nearby because if not I will have a complete meltdown and cry for my mommy the second something unpleasant happens to me.

    • AOC
      October 24, 2020 at 7:45 am

      Erin atwood is a bald, lesbian skinhead like emma gonzalez. And they both say intelligent things. You should never be assaulted when getting arrested. Arrestees should be housed in pink palaces powered by solar panels. And don’t call her a POC. She is not a piece of crap. She might be a POS, but I don’t know what that is yet. Pass me my Moscow mule.

  • Captain Trips
    October 23, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    Another mentally ill Bernie bro with the tats, piercings, large earlobe holes, and always looking for attention.

  • Chester the Fupa Molester (Lord/Savior)
    October 23, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    Jesus fucking Christ!! Look at what those cops did to this poor woman’s face.

    Uhh hold on I’m getting notes from my secretary.

    Uh Huh oh ok thanks.

    Ahem, Well I have to retract my previous statement apparently she was born that ugly. The police involved have my sincerest apology for this oversight.

  • Hit the Wall Jhamal
    October 23, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    Once I get outta here we’ll take a ride on my moped, yo!

    • Priceless
      October 23, 2020 at 2:32 pm

      “Hit the wall Jhamal” – well done!

      Back in the day, before work got sensitive, we used to rip on one another pretty good, this reminds me of the sort of thing somebody would have come up with.

      Stuff that rhymes tends to stick – classic!

  • "We were not offered any food"
    October 23, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Sorry to break it to you sweetie, but jail is not like flying first class international.

    • It might be a Karen
      October 23, 2020 at 3:35 pm

      Does that mean (clutching pearls) no mint the pillow either!?

      I’d like to speak to your manager, I mean Mayor.

      • "We were not offered any food"
        October 23, 2020 at 3:44 pm

        I swear to God, her diatribe about her time in jail almost reads like a really bad flight experience.

        You know the ones; they used to receive a lot publicity pre-pandemic, where the plane sits on the tarmac for hours, they don’t taxi back to the gate, toilets overflow, air gets stale, etc. – I was certain that’s what this was!

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 23, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Is that a they?

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    October 23, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    I just love it when these people get all sue happy with the police. What I love more is the lefty retards that pay taxes in said town that tell them to sue. They act as if they sue and win its coming out of the cops pocket. Here is a tiny little secret. If you sue and are successful in said lawsuit. it does not come out of the cops pocket or the police budget. It comes out of taxes you pay too your city or town. So yes tax payers keep telling people to sue because in the end you’re only hurting your community not the cops or their budget. Retards all of them.

    Too the o.p. who was talking about wahhmen wanting equality and getting it. They do not truly want equality because that’s what it looks like. They only want equality when it suits their agenda. Even then they really dont want equality. What they want is special privileges because they dont have enough already. White lib trash wahhmen are the most protected class in western soyciety. They are in fact more of a protected class then children, shims, fags, illegals etc. If they really wanted equality they would do the same amount of jail time for the same crimes as their male counterparts. instead of 1/3rd of what men get for the same charges. If they wanted equality they would tell the family courts to fuck off instead of using it as black mail and government force for their cunt tax. If they really wanted equality they would know when to shut the fuck up and leave things alone. If they wanted true equality they wouldn’t bitch about having to pay child support or alimony when their husbands divorce them. If the wanted true equality they would not bitch when asked about being drafted into the military. If they wanted true equality they wouldn’t bitch and moan about lowering the military standards for them to be there. They dont want true equality because they are wahhhmen and they dont even know what they want. They are just children in adult wahhmen bodies who need to be told what to do. They need their decisions made for them like children.

  • Her Mom
    October 23, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    That is one of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen. Some animal actually got a hard on and fucked that?
    Disgusting looking bitch with zero future
    She looks like curdled milk with a yeast infection

    • "Heels up" Harris
      October 23, 2020 at 7:38 pm

      she has multiple anal insertion videos on the interwebs

      • dr. douchenuggetberg
        October 23, 2020 at 7:40 pm

        Bacterial vaginosis (BV) is an abnormal vaginal condition that is characterized by vaginal discharge and results from an overgrowth of atypical bacteria in the vagina. It is not a true bacterial infection but rather an imbalance of the bacteria that are normally present in the vagina.

  • Stinky Pete
    October 23, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    You can definitely smell this broad’s pits via the interwebs. The smell is like a hockey locker room doused with cat piss, stale triple-decker back hallway cigarette smoke, and a bit of vomit. Acrid, indeed.

  • Dick LaBone
    October 23, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    I wanna fuck her earlobes…

  • Beverly Farms
    October 23, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    Is there an update on Ding, the shit stain that ate the sign with his head?

    Just popping wheelies in his altered state dreams and shitting the sheets?

  • Do The Reich Thing
    October 23, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    Fucking Christ, if the women looked like this back in Ted Bundy’s heydey he’d have quit at the first one.

  • D.B. Cooper
    October 23, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    I think I can smell the skank thru the phone.
    By the time I was drunk enough to consider fucking that, my dick would have stopped working 6 beers ago.

  • New boot goofin'
    October 23, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    On Facebook, she’s in a relationship with Anthony Deloge. A nice history of google trophies and violence.

    • West Warwick Turtle Trash
      October 23, 2020 at 1:01 pm

      I think you mean Inmate 138674. He was also arrested the other night, and oh look, armed robbery at the Ladd School in 2009. Fucking euthanize these degenerates and sell their kids to Nike.

  • New boot goofin'
    October 23, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    She’s trying to appropriate black pain. Heartless display of white supremacy.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 23, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    Never realized Andy Dick had his ears gauged

  • Erin has cigarette breath
    October 23, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    I’m not convinced there are any lenses in her eyeglass frames. Looks to me those frames are just an accessory that’s part of her SJW uniform.

  • Buddy Cianci
    October 23, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Let’s get the Foxy Lady reopened so these Single Mothers can get back to work sucking cock in the VIP Room

    • West Warwick Turtle Trash
      October 23, 2020 at 12:57 pm

      This broad couldn’t work the 8-noon shift at the Satin Doll. Ichibod Crane over here would NEVER get a shift at the Foxy as a bartender or a jizz rag washer, never mind a dancer.

  • Dees nutz
    October 23, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    eww.

  • vinny
    October 23, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    The Providence police adhered to the policies they were taught in diversity class to support equality in both opportunity and outcome so they arrested and manhandled the bitch. She should be thanking them for their commitment to treating the sexes equally.

  • Cheerio and Tut Tut old chap
    October 23, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    Disgusting…. That is all

  • Mr. Jingles
    October 23, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    A sponge bob tattoo? Are you a homo? Wait a minute……

  • Filthy Animals
    October 23, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Self injection site bruises. Gingers should be junkies.

  • Westerly
    October 23, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    I heard there was this guy “Wayne” in the cell with her saying: ‘Take your Ritalin, OK?’

  • ...
    October 23, 2020 at 11:53 am

    Funny thing is I did have a stepdad named Shawn with a w who liked to eat all the Froot Loops and I managed to not be this disgusting.

  • Silence Does Bad
    October 23, 2020 at 11:53 am

    You all have to get Telegram app, create a fictitious Antifa personality and troll these commies hard. Best way is to be more extreme then them, they start following you. Also helps to accuse real antifa of working for the police and showing their privilege.. you can accuse any of them as a cop and mob descends on them quickly.

  • Douglas Tannenbaum
    October 23, 2020 at 11:43 am

    She has a kid?

    Who is their right mind would fuck that thing?

    Fucking gross.

    • Scott Bowdridge
      October 23, 2020 at 6:41 pm

      Cocaine’s a hell of a drug

  • bloop
    October 23, 2020 at 11:40 am

    Her glasses were assaulted off her face and then she was peppered with reminders of how bad a mother she is? On top of that, the officers couldn’t ketchup to her insane ramblings because she didn’t have her pills that mayo or may not keep her sane? Her poor mother mustard been so scared for her. Hopefully she’ll get out of this pickle and lettuce know the long terms effects of this traumatic situation she put herself in. In time there’s no doubt she’ll rye’s above this, not for pastrami but for the vegetable she was rioting for.

    • Doobie Houser
      October 23, 2020 at 1:36 pm

      Bring back the Ghost Cowboy

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 23, 2020 at 11:37 am

    I bet her vag smells like mayo, sour milk and trash can juice.

  • Towgunner
    October 23, 2020 at 11:31 am

    What sucks is that she has a kid, apparently. That breaks my heart. That poor child having to be “raised” by this kind of fuck-up.

    • Geez Louise
      October 23, 2020 at 7:09 pm

      Agreed, and the poor rodent in the first picture has to suffer with that thing also.

  • Take care of your baby
    October 23, 2020 at 11:25 am

    It’s most heroic, philanthropic, and benefiting to society to be home with your baby.

  • West Warwick Turtle Trash
    October 23, 2020 at 11:22 am

    Serious question….

    Why do ugly broads always Kool Aid their hair and get shitty tattoos?? My pal CJ Nordstrom from 1%er fame has a ton of prison tats and they all look better than anything these people have done to their bodies. “I’m already fucking busted, might as well have an art school dropout carve me up.” Every. Single. Time.

  • Shawn
    October 23, 2020 at 11:18 am

    Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Let me guess it is voting for trump!!!’

  • West Warwick Turtle Trash
    October 23, 2020 at 11:17 am

    THESE PROVIDECE COPS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!!! I have an idea, lets go agitate them!!!!

    On the plus side, at least they didn’t ugly up a pretty girl. THAT would have been tragic! I was convinced this broad was a tranny at first glance. But nope, just another ugly broad angry at the world because the only thing of value she had, a snatch unadulterated by crotch goblins crawling out, is long gone and now nobody wants to fuck her or raise her soon to be white trash kid. This bitch makes tons of great life decisions!

  • Betty Ford
    October 23, 2020 at 11:17 am

    With whatever little respect due to the baby’s daddy, who the hell would hit that?

    I tried putting myself in circa 1985 with way too much tequila and lamb’s breath in me, and tried to picture it. Sorry, wouldn’t, in fact I’d run the other way screaming.

  • Betty Ford
    October 23, 2020 at 11:15 am

    Damn, you got a hicky in high school? I wish I did.

  • King Richards Faire
    October 23, 2020 at 11:13 am

    Imagine the horrors down below

    • McDohl
      October 23, 2020 at 12:08 pm

      Aye, this tavern wenchs cunny looks like a half eaten shepherd’s pie

  • Mastiff squint
    October 23, 2020 at 11:12 am

    Are dykes doing the gerbil thing too, now? What’s this world coming too?

  • Stinky the Finger
    October 23, 2020 at 11:07 am

    Funny how woketards still use the term “paddy wagon”.

  • Reimers Gerbil Wheel Maintenance Plan
    October 23, 2020 at 11:05 am

    How much for the rat?

  • Police Brutality
    October 23, 2020 at 11:04 am

    Wow, did police put that hole in her ear?

  • Jane Goodall
    October 23, 2020 at 11:03 am

    I still recommend staying far away from the Providence canopy this weekend.

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