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43 Comment(s)
  • Gumercindo
    September 13, 2021 at 7:38 am

    She apologized. And said she will get a job,be a good mother go on a diet and not break the law for the rest of the week.
    Case closed.

  • dale woodman
    September 13, 2021 at 1:58 am

    Defund Welfare!

  • Death
    September 10, 2021 at 2:16 pm

    I very disappointed in this couple. Why aren’t they pushing fentanyl and heroin? Mushrooms and weed are not going to kill people, cmon brownies. Stick with selling drugs that your people can overdose on.

  • Dees nutz
    September 10, 2021 at 10:39 am

    I am so confused. she got drive with a suspended license in 2013. then got another one in 2017, but the 2017 says first offense again. wanna talk reverse radio here. Me as a white upstanding citizen would have been thrown huge fines and it would have stayed on my record. even if I accidentally let the expiration laps. if my record looked like this and in 2019 as she was was driving an uninsured car, unregistered, and a without a tag, id prob get 20k in fines 90 days in jail and 500 hours community service. if I ever go to court fuck a suit. I’ll get a henna hand neck and face tattoo and go shopping at Ellen’s for my clothing, that way the judge thinks I’m poor and let’s me off with a 20 dollar fine and waives the charges. lmao

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    She is what I picture any female turtle rider to look and act like
    September 10, 2021 at 6:55 am

    Maybe a few shades lighter. But yep.

  • Caterpillar brows
    September 10, 2021 at 12:10 am

    OMG. Those are not eyebrows, the new fad is caterpillar facials. Much more ghetto than threads.

    • Cata
      September 12, 2021 at 1:48 pm

      She looks like Emmit Kelly in the old photo

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    September 9, 2021 at 6:47 pm

    I can smell her stank right thru my screen.
    What a cunt !

  • hartf811
    Rats of Plague
    September 9, 2021 at 3:54 pm

    How can we be paying for subhumans like this? Like a rat infestation. Cut off the food (welfare) smoke them out and kill them.

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      September 9, 2021 at 4:48 pm

      Casual Observation:

      Couldn’t be said any better. Somehow the left views this subclass with equal value, and it blows my fucking mind.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 9, 2021 at 3:21 pm

    A relative worked in HR. The stories he told me were funny as hell. Some dressed like slobs, chewing gum open mouthed in an interview, A resume with gum stuck on the back of it. and much more. He told me he never hired face or neck tattooed people. He’d give a bogus reason for not hiring them.

    Yogi Bear tattoo on your neck? Sorry, the position is filled.

  • It’s The Spelling & Grammar That I Find Sooo Sexy
    September 9, 2021 at 3:20 pm

    This filthy fuckin sociopath should have been sterilized (and lobotomized) before puberty. What a fuckin horrible thing it is knowing that two-legged animals like this are allowed to share our oxygen. Fuckin outrageous.

  • Harry Knuckles
    September 9, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    That chick sells her ass on a local hooked website. I just showed my buddy, I can’t believe anyone would pay to screw that

    • Hunter Biden
      September 9, 2021 at 3:13 pm

      Whats the page? Axing for a friend.

      Does she take crack pipe art in trade?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 9, 2021 at 3:16 pm

      Anyone with facial tattoos has a severe shortage of job opportunities at a legit job.

    • Goya Trench
      September 12, 2021 at 1:46 pm

      Yeah, and can you guess what it smells like!
      I guess with the mask mandate not so much.

  • F*CK JOE BIDEN and the voter fraud he rode in on
    September 9, 2021 at 2:48 pm

    Joe Biden to release 6 point plan for Covid19 aka seasonal flu equivalency.

    We should all comply with more loss of freedom so we can regain our freedoms.

    Joe Biden is taking his 3 hour pre press conference drug regimen so to appear alert for 20 minutes. Combination of dopamine boosters, ADAHD drugs, off label anti psychotics, dementia drugs and some good old fashioned cocaine snorted through a straw.

    If we all just give up another 6 or 18 or 48 or 72 months of jobs, funerals, holidays, family, life, school, medical care, shuttered businesses, personal lives we can get back to the new normal like North Korea or Australia! :-). Thanks Democrats!!!!!

    • foleyworld
      Normal person
      September 10, 2021 at 4:50 am

      You live in a fantasy land.

    September 9, 2021 at 2:46 pm

    I have said it before and will sat it again.
    That is one sexy sow.

  • Charlie Cracker
    September 9, 2021 at 2:40 pm

    Providence Pickle Poacher. We come for the headlines, stay for the comments. TBDaily News sucks.

  • Pizza T. Hut
    September 9, 2021 at 2:40 pm

    Every day I get home and thank myself for not residing anywhere near this wretched refuse. And to think that corrupt and senile old fool biden wants to transplant this scum into the suburbs to ruin the peaceful life that you’ve worked for.

  • TB Daily News Needs to be Fixed because it's completely fucked
    September 9, 2021 at 2:15 pm

    bruh fix your fucking site it’s all fucked up with cloudflare error

    September 9, 2021 at 2:11 pm

    It truly fucking blows my mind. How people like this are allowed to operate. There are truly no consequences for them. They are going to get out then do what they do.
    Can’t we take away their welfare, food stamps, rent and heat subsidies when they continually break the law?
    Oh I see the rationale, if they don’t have that ‘safety net’ they would have to resort to a life of crime. WAKE UP!
    Do we still have to pay them to break the law on a DAILY basis?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      September 9, 2021 at 2:23 pm

      We need their votes, that’s why they are given so much latitude. Without their votes how would how would us Democrats be able to do so much good?

    September 9, 2021 at 1:59 pm

    Niigggers, faggs, spix and muslims will be the downfall of America. Theyre all cancers, slowly eating away at decency and accountability.

    • Death
      September 9, 2021 at 2:18 pm

      Are you nuts?
      The biggest threat to America is white women.
      The country has been falling apart ever since we let them think their voices mattered
      #metoo #blm #biddensucks

      • Professor Griff
        September 10, 2021 at 5:29 am

        Yup, Mr. Death is correct. Liberal, lunatic, feminist, fat, suburban soccer moms. The idiots who love the facebook likes and put the bitch lives matter signs on their lawns. The ones who try to takeover the PTA but don’t spell well. Mask mandates, 15 mph speed limits, helmets on kids riding bikes on grass fields. Fucking losers. All their husbands should be shot.

  • Face tattoos are gay. I can’t think of anything gayer than permanently making your face like passed out drunk and got a Dick drawn on your face. Her face looks like a toilet seat except if that toilet seat was in Provincetown instead of RI
    September 9, 2021 at 12:47 pm

    Nothing says “I don’t want a job and I’m gay” like face tattoos

    • I don't know
      September 9, 2021 at 1:15 pm

      People who post about toilet seats in Provincetown are queerer than a three dollar bill.

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        September 9, 2021 at 2:25 pm

        Every single man posting on this prissy sissy bitch-fest of a blog is a raging flaming cock-worshipping faggot.

        • ok
          September 9, 2021 at 3:11 pm

          Alexander so you’re feeling horny then. Not really news but ok.

          • Alexander Rich-Shea
            Alexander Rich-Shea
            September 10, 2021 at 6:31 am

            Shut the fuck up cunt. Nobody asked for a woman’s opinion

        • george costanza
          The angry taint
          September 9, 2021 at 4:38 pm

          You silver tongued devil!

        • Alexander poor-shae
          September 10, 2021 at 5:21 am

          She is a weirdo nut job just like me. A narcissist, she loves all the attention. I do, too. It’s why I can’t stop telling you about how much of a disgusting homo I am. Bad attention is better than no attention at all. I never got any at all so I will tell you all about balls, and gerbils, and smells. You might hate me but at least you’ll notice me. Same as this ghetto rat. One day, i’ll be in hell, suffering. No one will remember me and the world will be so much better off without me. But at least, I get some pleasure now from pissing you normal people off, while i lay in my bed for the last three days, smoking weed, and haven’t taken a shower.

          • Alexander Rich-Shea
            Alexander Rich-Shea
            September 10, 2021 at 6:30 am

            Ha. You wish.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 9, 2021 at 12:16 pm

    Poached pickles sound scrumptious! I can’t wait to get my hands on one!

    • Liz Warren's XXL dildo
      September 9, 2021 at 7:59 pm

      I’m gonna get me a beer

  • Benghazi Biden
    September 9, 2021 at 12:14 pm

    I’m still waiting for someone to tell me how our culture has benefited from three generation of black and brown people on welfare, public assistance, food stamps, and free housing…besides the midnight basketball, rap music, and Air Jordans.

    • Captain Trips
      Say No to Nogs
      September 9, 2021 at 12:20 pm

      Let’s not forget the crime rate. That has benefitted from these people as well.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        September 9, 2021 at 1:22 pm

        Let us not forget about all those Democrat votes! And we have millions and millions more on the way!

  • Bc
    September 9, 2021 at 11:55 am

    The eyebrows and mastery of English sold me. When will she appear on the Bachelorette?

  • What is up those eyebrows?!
    September 9, 2021 at 11:26 am

    I got an obscure reference but what the hell – David Ferrie lookalike!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 9, 2021 at 10:39 am

    What a disgusting poor excuse for a subhuman. There should be euthanasia laws for useless shit like this

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