Turtleboy Investigates

Hoodbooger Patrol Threatening Me And Rioting In Providence Probably Feels Dumb Now That Video Show Cop Car Never Hit Jhamal Gonsalves Because He Ran Into A Brick Wall


The other day we published this factual blog about a 24 year old grown ass man on a moped, who was part of a 400 strong hoodbooger parade take over of the city of Providence, and is now in a coma after crashing. The dindu nuffin BLM mafia has been out in full force demanding we defund the police because a cop allegedly smashed into him on purpose.

As is the tradition with BLM, peaceful riots erupted last night all over Providence, and the videos are below if you wanna watch some of the live streams. You know it’s bad when Andy Ngo is tweeting about Rhode Island from across the country.

At least 16 rioters were arrested, multiple cops and a police dog were injured, and Jhamal Gonsalves was honored as grown men on dirk bikes terrorized the city again, destroyed property, and blew shit up for no reason. All this did was prove that everyone associated with Jhamal is a douchebag, as was evidenced by the fact that not one of them could be bothered to stop and make sure he was OK after crashing his play toy.

Even if the cop did rear end him, he totally deserved it. Don’t wanna get hit by a cop? Don’t partake in an illegal mob terrorizing the city on dirt bikes, resulting in 4 accidents. But as new video shows us he was never hit by the cop at all. Watch.

As you can see, the cop pulling left off the side street forces him to swerve to the right, he has to choose between running over the curb and smashing into a parked car, he chose the curb, and he crashed. The cop care NEVER touches him.

Watch this slowed down version of the other video and you’ll see that he intended to keep driving straight with the pack, he swerved, and the cop car never touches him.

Case closed.

Question, how fucking stupid do all these people feel now?

“Justice for Jhamal.”

Yea, we should ban brick walls in Providence so that criminals like Jhamal can terrorize the city without getting a boo-boo.

BTW, please find me this parent.

She should be sterilized and her kid should be taken from her for life. The cops should quit their job because Jhamal lost control of his moped while breaking the law and crashed into a building? Nah. How bout you teach your kid about personal responsibility instead?

My inbox was filled with these idiots threatening to kill me for this blog, so we called a bunch of them up last night to talk on the live show. It was highly entertaining to say the least.


Meanwhile, this is Jhamal’s girlfriend’s father, who likes to play bike gang dress up with his boys, thinking he can intimidate me on Facebook.

Hardo city!

All that rioting for nothing! I guess it’s just business as usual for the terrorist group comprised almost entirely of criminals and dumb white liberals who fancy themselves “allies,” known as black lives matter.


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97 Comment(s)
  • Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
    October 23, 2020 at 12:39 am

    The facts don’t matter, rarely do in these cases.
    You know what is soon to be a very relevant thing?
    His organ donor card.

    Kendra, sorry for what you’re going through. I know you’re technically not free agent yet but I can help you take your mind off of things.
    Even if he does pull through, you know his dick is as dead as JFK and you’ll be getting real tired, real quick with the idea of diaper changing and sponge baths.
    I can make you feel better. I eat ass. Call me.

  • PSL?
    October 22, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    So the Party for Socialism and Liberation, an anti-American group run by some crazy (dot) Indian is pushing this crap and the blm dindus and guilt ridden racist wypipo couldn’t wait to pick up the signs and demand “justice.”

    Justice was done by the completely unbiased brick wall.

    • Big Bags
      October 22, 2020 at 9:33 pm

      You just knew the no helmet law in R.I. would come in handy one day.

  • #12 all time ratchet moniker
    October 22, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    Name a kid Jhamal and his future is destined.

  • Crispy C
    October 22, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    Can anyone tell me how easy it is to smoke weed and drink Henny through a tracheotomy? Asking for a friend?

    ps – if someone were to become a paraplegic and bound to a wheelchair, would they be able to add street cred by wearing Jordans or nah? Also asking for a friend.

  • BLMisAntifa
    October 22, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    hopefully jhamal dies. fuck BLM and fuck the rest of their comrades.

  • Silence Does Bad
    October 22, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    Every other BLM martyr under examination , is the same. Police were correct and criminal was responsible for their own death. This is a Marxist revolution, they are just using race for as long as it works. These marxists care very little for black people, but suffer them as long as their goal of destroying our Republic is met. Watch some Portland live streams at night, there is a violent war happening between BLM activists and Antifa right now. Watch what happens when Trump wins

  • Magellan
    October 22, 2020 at 11:47 am

    This website and all its readers are hot trash HOWEVER you do happen to be correct about this one thing.

  • Observer X
    October 22, 2020 at 11:44 am

    BLM for Jhamal!


  • I stick with my own kind, who needs this nonsense?
    October 22, 2020 at 10:48 am

    It’s a shame that so many people are being played as suckers by Democrats and don’t even realize it. That’s got to be a sad day when you’re 75 and it hits that you had lived your entire life like a perpetual infant, locked up in a crib that was supplied to you by the Democrat Party,

  • Steve Steiner
    October 22, 2020 at 10:29 am

    Listen Hoodrat Fleabags.. You had your moment in the limelight. You “Dindu Shit wid it” Due to the total collapse of the Democratic party, Thank you Cunter, the big Clean Up, will soon be unleashed.

  • No one has ever died from smoking weed
    October 22, 2020 at 5:00 am

    Stoned out of his mind. Guaranteed

  • Evel Knievel
    October 22, 2020 at 2:43 am

    That moped had a little too much power for little Jhamal. I love a happy ending.

    October 22, 2020 at 12:03 am

    Don’t let the truth get in the way of your agenda.

  • Taint Smasher
    October 21, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    “All in all it’s just a ‘nother douche in the wall” Bum, Bum…

  • Love that free Soros money
    October 21, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    Looks like they’re all getting Soros money for rioting. And they sure didn’t make those signs themselves — most likely can’t read or write. Maybe that will be the biker’s defense, if he lives: he couldn’t understand the “stop” sign because he can’t read. It could be a winning defense, given the awful state of the Providence Public Schools (recently taken over by the state of RI). For example, in the pre-takeover report by Johns Hopkins, it was said there was no penalty for peeing on teacher’s desks during class.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    No Malarkey
    October 21, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    “Donald Trump doesn’t want to shed light, he wants to generate heat, and stroking violence in our cities”

    Join us.

  • ctremelectric
    Ugandan Bugga
    October 21, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    Something tells me there will be no apologies.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 21, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    im totally straight but i like to beet off to gay porn does that make me a faggot?

    • Definitely not an impostor
      October 21, 2020 at 9:52 pm

      Not at all, no siree.

  • Reimers Gerbil Wheel Maintenance Plan
    October 21, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    I like their fashion statements.

  • New Bedford Observer
    October 21, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    You just know the family tricked out Subaru WRX will have his face flashing gang signs in the back window with a cross and rip and the dates of his unfortunate life. Mortal lock.

  • CONN
    October 21, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    Bricks Leave Marks

  • Haaaa the whole lot can get it
    October 21, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    Why do all these Fred’s (fucking retard extra dumb) dress like they went in their sisters or girlfriends closet? Dont them painted on jean’s hurt your dick and balls? Rhetorical you’d need a pair first.
    Run along and play with your power wheels watch out for walls. Start using BLM to associate with something else like the blts did with the proud boys and gay men

  • AntifaRpussies
    October 21, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    The best way to deal with these “tough-guy bikers” is to throw a big ball of fishing line in the road. It will get tangled up in the chain and gears and melt destroying their lil toys.

    • Not a bad idea
      October 21, 2020 at 7:34 pm

      Believe me, I’m sick of these assholes and I find this suggestion intriguing, but it has to be feasible.

      Flesh out the details a little more, like how big of a ball? Unspool it first and then ball it up?

  • North of the Border
    October 21, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    Newsflash to hardos making threats to UTB:

    Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, threatening to kick someone’s while wearing skinny jeans was or will ever be taken seriously. Look up the word “credibility” and use it in a sentence.

  • Justice
    October 21, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Intant Karma

    • Justice
      October 21, 2020 at 7:24 pm

      Instant Karma

      • Boe Jiden
        October 21, 2020 at 7:52 pm

        “Nah, Intant is quicker” – Buckwheat

  • Trump
    October 21, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Ha! And the democrats said a wall would be useless. Seems pretty useful to me! Now lets get the one on the border finished.

  • Bwack wives mattah
    October 21, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    He crashed dat man

  • Rudy Giuliani
    October 21, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    Anyone know any 14 year old girls I can rape?

    • Antigonus the One-Eyed
      October 21, 2020 at 6:49 pm

      When shit like this off-topic post appear on random blogs–you KNOW they’re near something BIG!


    • babygirldiane285
      AOC's lesbian lover
      October 21, 2020 at 7:23 pm

      Go ask Biden or crack-head hunter, mah du. Dey knows all the hot spots, yo.

    • Fear Mask
      October 22, 2020 at 11:20 pm

      Ask the Delaware State Police if they can get her number from Hunter’s computer.

  • ICU Pissbag
    October 21, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    Cool that we have proof the officer did not smash into the brownie. But it won’t matter one bit, TB. They could have paraded george floyd’s fentanyl & alcohol melted liver on live TV. It would make no diff. Now I hope the Police put stop sticks everywhere in RI. That would be hilarious!

  • whatevuh
    October 21, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    scumbag spics, the cops should have let him bleed out and be done with it.

  • Done with this shit
    October 21, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Have babblin biden and heels-up called him yet?

    • "Heels up" Harris
      October 21, 2020 at 6:21 pm

      I want to fondle his new piss bag

  • Chris
    October 21, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    Those useless white idiots of blm. I can see the colored’s getting worked up over nothing like they always do because they are fucking stupid. Whats the deal with these white idiots?

    • the virgin Connie Swail
      October 21, 2020 at 6:25 pm

      In years gone by it was admirable to excel at a trade or in just being a good person. These moon crickets and miserable white sloths can achieve neither, so now it is desirable by these douche nuggets to be victims. I see the white liberal scum as surrogate sufferers.

    • Mike Hunt is faaabulous...
      October 21, 2020 at 6:46 pm


      They hate their fathers. It’s that simple. The ones “with” penises as well as the ones who “wish” they had one and live their (for lack of a better word) lives as if they did.

      (Why they hate the poor bastard is anybody’s guess…use your imagination…….ew.)

  • Jane Goodall
    October 21, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    I recommend avoiding the area near the Providence canopy tonight.

    • Charlie Moore
      October 21, 2020 at 5:46 pm

      I was thinking more along the lines of trolling a Popeyes chicken sandwich
      out the window of a 1982 Lincoln Town car.

    • Charla Nash
      October 21, 2020 at 6:12 pm

      Appreciate it Jane.Thanks for looking out for me.

  • Boe Jiden
    October 21, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    *Circus Music* Dut Dut Dudda dut dut dudda Dut Dut Dadda Dut Dut Dudda (Don’t act like you’re not sounding it out in your head)
    They’ll still blame law enforcement for this clown like behavior.

  • How do you stop a moped?
    October 21, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    Use the “Head Brake”.

  • Dr. Nofucks to Give
    October 21, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    And not a word on the news so far about it. This morning it was all over the news pointing towards the cop. Funny how that works…. How much is his life support costing the taxpayers every 24 hrs, you just know this society drain was on mass health

  • Crispy C
    October 21, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    It appears (hopefully) that this fucktard did not reproduce yet. Shocking considering his age.

    Let’s hope this accident prevents him from ever doing so. Obviously this would be good for the gene pool. The curb and wall just did the world a favor. I’d also like to send a fruit basket to the cop that chased after him and made him hit the wall.


  • Defund Blacks n Spanics
    October 21, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Stop paying their bills. Starve the bastards.

  • Build the wall
    October 21, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    Accountability is not a word the ghetto community is familiar with.

    October 21, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    Who says walls dont work

    • bloop
      October 21, 2020 at 5:55 pm

      Fuck that was funny.

  • Go Boons Go!
    October 21, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Now we all had our laugh, but I think the right thing to do fellow Turtle Riders would be to throw some of our six-pack money into his GFM.

    • Penrod
      October 21, 2020 at 5:41 pm


    • What?!?!
      October 21, 2020 at 7:36 pm

      The hell happened to you, you used to be cool?

      Did you get a black girlfriend or something? I bet that’s it, a little brown sugar!

        October 22, 2020 at 8:24 am

        Replying to your own imposter post is so desperate.
        Meanwhile back in da hood dey be shootin each other every dam dsy for the betterment of society snd I am not complaining.
        Although, Tuesdays kill rate was absolutely dismal with 5 primates shot and zero kills. Thst was utterly disgusting and sent law abiding human citizens into a depression.

  • Looks like god judged
    October 21, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Jhamal jhamal jhamal of the ghetto, watch out for that wall


  • I got mine 80 percent lower
    October 21, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    There’s plenty of websites to buy 80 percent guns from. Personally I wouldn’t discriminate the shit cops in the commie wealth deserve to die only slightly more than the criminals they catch and release.

    • Hey Genius
      October 21, 2020 at 6:21 pm

      What language was that?

  • dough bro
    October 21, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    You have to look at this asshole from all points. In the videos from yesterday Evel Kantevel was headed towards 2 cops and swerved around them almost hitting 1 of their vehicles. He then spun around heading the opposite direction with 1 PD in pursuit. That’s when Evel fucked up banging a hard right over the curb into the building.
    I guess you find out how much of a professional circuit rider you are after it ‘s too late!?! Guess he shoulda used his dirt bike? At least he woulda had a chance vs. Baby food thru a straw!

    • Mike Hunt shekel hoarder
      October 21, 2020 at 6:29 pm

      you need to lean to turn a motorized cycle not turn the handlebars, stupid fucking spigger that he is

  • The Professor from Gilligan's Island
    October 21, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    With their low center of gravity compared to their height, the placement of the engine, and the small size of their wheels, mopeds are inherently unstable. Add to that the instability of the grown-assed adults who ride them, and it’s simple to conclude this whole incident was entirely predictable.

  • This Is News?
    October 21, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    Classic sign of antisocial personality disorder, threatening to doxx anyone who disagree’s with them. 

  • bill fleming
    October 21, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    The sacking of the Providence mall will commence tonight followed by the toppling of statues. The mayor of Providence is fiddling while Providence burns.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    October 21, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    Someone should draw a tunnel on the bricks where he crashed like Wile E. Coyote

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      October 21, 2020 at 3:56 pm

      Woops. Now everyone knows my e-mail! Dang!

    • bloop
      October 21, 2020 at 5:58 pm

      All Star comments in here. Hilarious.

  • Pink
    October 21, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    All in all, it’s just a,
    mouth full of wall for Jhamal…..

    • Captain Trips
      Arlo Guthrie
      October 21, 2020 at 4:06 pm

      I hit and dented my pickle
      when I was riding my motorsickle!

    • Guinea Geisha
      October 21, 2020 at 4:27 pm

      Just like Pink Floyd, Jhamal’s last big hit was The Wall.

    October 21, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    Monkey lives matter only in the zoo and even then monkies are caged because of their impulsive violent predatory anti socisl criminsl behavior.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 303 oh
    October 21, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    “Porn Cop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys.”

    Join us.

    • CRackendowski
      October 21, 2020 at 3:50 pm

      did you tell corn pop that hunter fucked his 14 year old grand dsughter up da azz while they both smoked crack.

  • I have a black friend so I’m not racist
    October 21, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    He’s Latinx or something like that. He fits the narrative of social injustice so it’ll always be the cop hitting him.

    • babygirldiane285
      October 21, 2020 at 7:40 pm

      Oh, I love those latinx, they’re such beautiful animals, with those spots on the yellow skin…. the big cats are so graceful. And they roar so beautifully. They have latinx in the bronx zoo, next to the gorillas. Beautiful animals, all of them. I was so sad when they shot harambe. I thought it looked like someone from the Ghostbusters. They’re a business I know about in Manhattan. Anyway, the bad coppers should leave the latinx animals and harambe alone.

  • Walt Ostrander of Naples, FL
    October 21, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    I hope that piece of shit Jhamal dies! I bet none of his thug friends will say shit to my face because they are all pussies! Come down to Florida you uneducated brown trash! I will fuck all of you up!

  • Douglas Tannenbaum
    October 21, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Real spics eat bricks.

    Fuck Black Lives Matter
    Blow up the ghettoes

    Nice outfits you fucking losers, get your best pair of Air Jordan’s ready for the funeral.

    Fuck him and his family.

  • Osiris
    October 21, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    These bike life protesters want to disobey police (run from authorities), disobey traffic laws and wear no helmet?
    You get what you get and you don’t get upset.
    Jhamal got what Jhamal had coming.

  • BucketNutz
    October 21, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    Dontcha love how quickly they have the professionally printed signs at the ready?

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 21, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    Luckily, NOT ONE of these Rhodes Scholars will vote. Nice riot though. I used to drive a moped, but then i turned 17…..

  • Orion
    October 21, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    I’m flabbergasted about what these fucking loonies actually believe in. Defund and abolish police and prisons? Can some people really not see what might go wrong with that? And police should all quit their jobs? I though blanket statements and intolerance wasn’t allowed anymore.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 21, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    HA All you fucking protesting sheep got taken. You should all apologize but you’re all not big enough to do so.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 21, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    I’d say Jhamal got justice. MAGA!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      October 21, 2020 at 3:19 pm

      New protest chant:

      “Jhamal hit a wall
      now he don’t talk at all”

        October 21, 2020 at 3:35 pm


        • Captain Trips
          Captain Trips
          October 21, 2020 at 3:50 pm

          Glad to be of service

          And thanks for yours!

        • Howie
          October 21, 2020 at 7:11 pm

          Semper Fi Brothers

  • WarWack
    October 21, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    When he comes out of the coma he will need a new name:
    Hope moms and dad like wiping his ass until the day he dies. Payback for spawning a hoodbooger.

  • Bloop
    October 21, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    Hahahaha. Look at me speeding all over the place on my silly moped. Uh oh I forgot I’m retarded and driving into brick walls head first is a bad idea. One order of Vegetable soup coming up!

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      October 21, 2020 at 3:58 pm

      What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?……the wheelchair.

      • Chris Tranos
        October 21, 2020 at 6:34 pm

        what’s the most difficult part of eating a vegetable?
        Holding the wheelchair still

      • bloop
        October 21, 2020 at 6:50 pm

        God damn, these comments are making me laugh out loud. It’s a fucking hit parade.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        October 24, 2020 at 2:49 am


        “The hospital bed” would have worked as well.

  • WeRFucked
    October 21, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Jhamal is a fucking loser and his friends and the BLM terrorists who hate America say defund the police regardless of evidence.
    A black man should be able to do whatever the fuck he wants without any punishment from the police according to BLM.

    Say my name assholes. Fuck the black people who think they are above the law.

    • WeRFucked
      October 21, 2020 at 3:13 pm

      Everyone was laughing and having a great time running from the police. But the wall didn’t get out of the way did it? Have fun Jhamal eating through a straw, if you make it of course.

      You know who will never kiss a wall on their stolen moped while running from the police? A law abiding citizen.

      Justice for Jhamal? I think the police did get justice. I can guaranty he won’t be running from the police again any time soon.

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