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Turns Out Joey Santos Has ANOTHER Baby Momma Going “Free Muh Baby Daddy” After Deservedly Getting Shot And Killed On I-95 In Providence

Turns Out Joey Santos Has ANOTHER Baby Momma Going “Free Muh Baby Daddy” After Deservedly Getting Shot And Killed On I-95 In Providence

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Yesterday we published this blog about the baby momma of Joseph Santos, who was killed by Providence police after leading them on a high speed and dangerous chase from Cranston to Providence, because she had gone all “free muh baby daddy”:


Even though her prized yogurt slinger was literally slamming directly into the driver’s side door of an innocent woman before they opened fire:

But as it turns out, she’s not the only Joey Santos baby momma’s who’s gonna all “free muh baby daddy.” There’s this skagbag too:

Jesus H. Christ, this maggot was tossing around his baby porridge like it was a going out of business sale. I’m sure he spent a lot of time with his kids though and this will be a devestatig loss for them.

“Mommy, what happened to that guy Joey who shows up on the first of the month?”

“Good news hunny, we get to keep all the stamps now.”

I’m sure he really got to know his kids well while he was in and out of prison most of his productive adult life:

Joseph J. Santos, 32, had a criminal record beginning in the early 2000s for such offenses as shoplifting, larceny, fraudulent use of credit cards and vandalism, according to court records. His most recent arrest in August was on a charge of driving with a suspended license. He was taken to the Adult Correctional Institutions on Aug. 16 and released the next day. It was just the latest time he’d been to prison. According to the state Department of Corrections, he’d spent time in the ACI on 14 previous occasions since 2003. In 2015, he was sentenced to 18 months in prison and 42 months probation after pleading no contest to a charge of driving without the consent of owner after he was arrested in East Providence operating a car that had been reported stolen. He was remanded to the ACI on April 17, 2015, and released on May 3, 2016, after being credited for time served during trial and having his sentence reduced for good behavior.

In 2012, he was sentenced to one year in prison and nine years probation after pleading no contest to breaking and entering and misdemeanor larceny after stealing a computer from an apartment in Providence. Two warrants had been issued for his arrest, one on Sept. 20 and the other on Oct. 6, after he failed to appear in court for probation violation hearings, according to court records.

Christine Demers’ criminal record dates to 1999, when Warwick police arrested her for possession of marijuana and Cranston police arrested her for obtaining money under false pretenses — both on Halloween. Demers, 19 at the time, was sentenced to 25 hours of community service and ordered to pay restitution. What followed was a succession of arrests over the years for drug possession, driving on a suspended or expired license, outstanding warrants, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest, according to court records. Most infractions occurred in Rhode Island, but Demers was arrested in Rocky Hill, Connecticut, on May 9, 2013, when a police officer pulled over a BMW driving erratically.

Demers, a passenger in the car, was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and narcotics, interfering with arrest, and carrying a dangerous weapon, described as a pocket knife. The driver, William Gonzalez, was also arrested. A smoking pipe and hypodermic needle were found in the automobile. The next year, on Aug. 7, 2014, Demers was arrested at the Econo Lodge on New London Avenue in Cranston and charged with drug possession. According to the police report, crack cocaine and heroin were found in the hotel room. Demers was later placed on probation, given a six-month suspended sentence to the Adult Correctional Institutions, and ordered to undergo drug counseling. On March 14, 2015, Demers was again arrested at a house on Sooner Lane in Coventry. She was charged with possession of narcotics, obstructing a police officer, and being a fugitive from justice. The disposition of those charges is unclear.

Oh yea, totally innocent. Big loss for society. Nicole seems really upset too. Especially since she’s whoring herself out to the media and throwing her kids up in front of the camera:

And as you can see, she’s reaching out to Stacey Tessier, her sister in spunk. Perhaps so they can figure out what hashtag they’ll be using to commemorate the guy who likely owes both of them thousands in child support.

And as you can imagine, Nicole Abate-Alder is another tittoo clad fan of the Facebook pet of the month filter:

Don’t worry though, she found a new vomit rod to take his place as weekend dad:

But ya know who’s not making excuses for these criminals? The brother of the chick who was riding shotgun:

Try telling that to these nudniks, who stole the show in the Turtleboy comments section:

Spike strips. On I-95 in Providence. You cant make this shit up. Just a reminder that this is what traffic was like at that time:

I’d love to hear from this tactical expert how the police were supposed to clear an entire highway of cars at a moment’s notice, in a small and congested part of the smallest state in the country, and lay down spike strips. Think about how stupid this is. If you stopped traffic at any given point in order to lay down the strips, it would cause huge congestion. Then asshole would drive directly into this clusterfuck and play bumper cars like it was Whalom Park 1994. One thing he would never do is actually reach the spike strips.

According to this brilliant person he “clearly did not barrel into the lady”:

Yup, he didn’t barrel into her at all:


Then there was this:

I’d love to hear about some of the other ways to stop a man driving a truck into multiple people on the highway. Perhaps the ol’ banana in the tailpipe would’ve worked like it did back in Beverly Hills in the 80’s.

What were the odds that this would be the world view of a flat brimmed bathroom selfie chud who “stands against racism”?

Never saw that one coming!!

Anyway, great job again by the Providence Police. It once again shows that the cops don’t discriminate when it comes to using deadly force. Remarkably Joey Santos’ white privilege must’ve run out of batteries because it couldn’t save his life this time around. Turns out the cops don’t care if you’re black or white. If you’re endangering innocent people or other police officers, you get shot. Case closed.

43 Comment(s)
  • mitch
    November 13, 2017 at 1:57 pm

    Running away from police, who order you to stop is a presumed admission of guilt.

  • They call me Ponch
    November 13, 2017 at 8:37 am

    In today’s civilized society, Law Enforcement shouldn’t have:


    Or batons.

    Or cuffs ( shackles)

    Or course language.

    Totally not necessary.

    • Uhhhhh
      November 13, 2017 at 9:21 am

      Sarcasm, right?

      • They call me Ponch
        November 13, 2017 at 11:58 am

        Spread X-tra heavy 😉

  • Stunt Penis
    November 13, 2017 at 7:09 am

    “And as you can imagine, Nicole Abate-Alder is another tittoo clad fan of the Facebook pet of the month filter”

    That filter improves their appearance by factors of thousands. These have got to be some of the ugliest broads I’ve seen in a long time. I cannot imagine being so hard up for sex that I’d dip it unsheathed in one of these STD factories.

    Thank god I’m married to a much younger woman who takes pride in her appearance and works hard to keep herself fit and trim for my benefit. If I had to enter the dating pool again, I think I’d just opt to become a monk instead with these prospects.

    • November 13, 2017 at 3:01 pm

      that’s my mom and she’s beautiful if you have anything else to say text me or come to my house and say it to my face I’m sick of these irrelivemt civilians talking about spthijgs they absolutely know nothing about

      • Heather
        November 13, 2017 at 4:19 pm

        I am sorry for your loss but your father should of stopped. Innocent people don’t outrun the police and cause bodily harm to actual innocent bystanders. Every action has a consequence and in this instance he made that decision for police.

  • Squiggy
    November 12, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    I wonder how much contact or what kind of relationship he had with his kids. Did he pay child support? Nobody seems to have mentioned that.

    • itsjustme
      November 12, 2017 at 10:55 pm

      That second chick that has a kid with him, I’m not sure how old her kid is with, old enough to do interviews with the media on the phone at least. He must have been an awesome dad though because of all the pictures she put up of him there is only one of him holding their child and he is a newborn in the picture. So he must have saw him a lot over the years. But that probably isn’t his fault either, it is probably the evil cops who kept arresting him and the judges putting him in jail.

      • Sonny's Mom
        November 13, 2017 at 3:31 pm

        All the makings of a great GoFundMe page!

    • Joey abate
      November 13, 2017 at 12:44 pm

      Actually a lot of contact I’m his son and I’m sick of these comments he was a good enoug father for me when I️ can understand his issues and that his mother died when he was 15 and he got a girl pregnant that same year. I’m sorry but he should not have been killed

      • chrissy
        November 14, 2017 at 4:41 pm

        sorry for your loss <3

      • JuanValdez
        November 15, 2017 at 12:50 am

        Don’t repeat history.

  • Justice for All
    November 12, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    Had he not rammed his car into another person’s car, would the police still have fired? Just wondering. When are people going to learn that you have to follow the directions of a police officer regardless of whether they are right or wrong? The time to fight for your rights is NOT when they are trying to apprehend you.

  • Chris
    November 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    “sister in spunk” Lol

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    November 12, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    Jesus, Nicole, the new guy looks like your dad !

    • Mark D
      November 13, 2017 at 2:59 pm

      i bet he buys her tons of scratchies and 99 cent nips

  • whatevuh
    November 12, 2017 at 6:04 pm

    Big loss for society. You all know this asshat would be back in prison soon anyway, just saved the taxpayers a shit-ton of money, bye Felicia, I don’t give a fuck !

  • pro trump
    November 12, 2017 at 4:40 pm


    *pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop*

  • DJ Joey Santos
    November 12, 2017 at 4:29 pm

  • November 12, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    I don’t care to read the article. These kids are paid. Regardless of how anyone feels. Wrong truck, wrong guy and a fuckin murder. The cops fucked up in every way possible. One might even say they panicked or they thought it was their turn to kill someone. Over 40 shots fired. “FUCK YOU, PAY ME”.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Kevi bashed in my skull
      November 12, 2017 at 5:28 pm

      Go fuck yourself. You won’t read it? what’s the matter, you might actually have to form an opinion based on the facts? I bet you’re a real upstanding citizen yourself. The world is better of with this moron with a few holes in him. Please step in front of a train will ya?

    • MrSmiley
      November 12, 2017 at 7:41 pm

      Brilliant play by play. I know sooo many officers who sign up for the nightmares, execution by public opinion, ptsd, guilt, suicidal thoughts, but the big one of course is… Shooting people maan that’s where it all pays off right?! It all sounds so wonderful! Where do I sign up? Are you kidding me? Go tag talcum X and cause millions in damage to another city for no good reason. Pleaassee. Based on what you just typed? Rachet meter is going off the charts. Nice try though.

    • Shookones
      November 12, 2017 at 8:15 pm

      Do you think the cops were going to be justified to publicly execute the guy who stole the cruiser? So if they found the guy who stole the cruiser, they could just shoot him because he was the RIGHT guy? They caught him, he’s alive, because he didn’t do something shit stupid like this. This guys actions are what got him killed….

    • Fred Knessl
      November 13, 2017 at 7:02 am

      Just stop then. If your life is so fucking valuable then just stop when you see those pretty flashy lights behind you. If he just fucking stopped NONE of this ever would have happened.
      Best case? “Oh, you are clearly not him… I see your heroin and empty beer cans but we gotta find this bad guy… Have a nice day sir” Worst case? You’re going back to jail. In either case EVERYBODY IS STILL ALIVE AND NO CARS ARE DAMAGED.
      No-Brainer. Just stop for the fucking police.

  • DJ Trump
    November 12, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    Couldn’t of happened at a better place in my opinion.
    – The States medical examiners office is just off the next office.
    He’ll have a few days to cool down before his paperwork will be ready.

    • DJ Trump
      November 12, 2017 at 4:17 pm

      Next Exit, not office.

  • DJ Trump
    November 12, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    Mo-money! mo-money! mo-money!
    Damn you hoes gots to split dem state death bennies dey fittin to pays yall!!!
    Shit, I bet that /Vi99a Santos is gonna worth more $$$ dead than he ever was alive.

  • Dan Dlion
    November 12, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    This whole thing could have been avoided if the police did their job and layed down traffic spike strips!

    • MrSmiley
      November 12, 2017 at 5:32 pm

      Glad youre an expert on department SOP champ!

      • itsjustme
        November 12, 2017 at 5:45 pm

        These people always complain. If they had used spike strips and he spun out, crashed and died then they would be saying “why didn’t they do ___?” I have yet to see anywhere one of his supporters say “why didn’t he just stop?” because that is the simple answer and he would still be alive if he had just stopped.

    • Shookones
      November 12, 2017 at 8:07 pm

      You do realize that putting spikes down means an officer has the throw them in front of the truck, as he’s trying ram vehicles to get out of there. Meaning that someone has to get right in front of him while he’s playing grand theft auto. There’s also the issue that spike strips only stop vehicles over a long period of time, cars can still drive on flat tires for a lonnng time. The truck is RWD, meaning you could only throw them to hit the front set of tires, meaning the rear tires, that push the car forward would still be inflated enough to drive, back up, slamming into more people, while he wildly fishtails causing more havoc and putting more lives at risk. If he had long enough he could create enough of a gap to push out of there and go around whatever spikes there could have been, continuing on and driving, endangering more officers and civilians.

    • JuanValdez
      November 15, 2017 at 12:45 am

      “This whole thing could have been avoided if the police did their job and layed down traffic spike strips!”

      OR…if he wasn’t recklessly driving and trying to evade the police.

      OR…If he stopped before plowing into an innocent.

      Tell you what – YOU go on that same road and attempt that…see how easy it is to “layed’ down spike strips.

  • Yolanda Sanchez
    November 12, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    Joey was the father of all five of my kidz and I gonna sue the Providence PD 10 million dollaz!

  • #MeToo
    November 12, 2017 at 3:53 pm

    Lookie here Joey be da daddy of my baby too!

  • itsjustme
    I like her brother.
    November 12, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    He was such a great dad the only picture she has of him with his child is when he was an infant. She sounds like mom of the year putting her kid on the phone to speak to the news. These women should be happy, now they can apply for ss for their kids because the deadbeat dad is dead. It probably won’t be much since he never worked but one check will probably be more than he paid total when he alive.
    Oh and I think that girls brother.

    • itsjustme
      Still like her brother
      November 12, 2017 at 5:37 pm

      Like not think.

    • November 13, 2017 at 2:56 pm

      What’s your problem? He wasn’t a bad father he had one of the toughest lives. Imagine losing your mom at 15 and have a dad who was never there and then not let in to foster homes or anything and on top of that getting a woman pregnant with me and not having anyone to look to but the street. What job was he gonna get ?

      • Sonny's Mom
        November 13, 2017 at 3:25 pm

        Exactly, if he’d hung around he might have ended up giving his kids skull injuries, or shooting up the church his in-laws attended.

      • MrSmiley
        November 13, 2017 at 4:07 pm

        I’m sorry for your loss. I really am. But there have been plenty of people who turned their lives around after having a difficult upbringing. He chose once again to do the wrong thing after spending years behind bars for it? Clearly you didn’t mean all that much if his brain said it’s a great idea to not follow directions at the cost of his life. Good luck with the frivolous lawsuit to follow..

      • itsjustme
        No problem
        November 14, 2017 at 12:33 am

        Kid you’re preaching to the choir, I too came from bad parents in a broken, abusive home,and I also got pregnant when I was 17. Before I got pregnant I was smoking pot, skipping school, basically a loser going nowhere fast. You know what I did? I turned my life around, I was determined not to be a typical teen mother, or the type of parents featured on this blog. I buckled down going to adult education classes so I could get caught up to my peers and graduate high school. I ditched all my loser pot smoking friends. I worked hard to provide for my child and never went on welfare.
        After graduating hight school I then went on and got a college education, first person in my family to have one. I bought my first home when I was 20 and my second when I was 23.
        That child I had at 17 that everyone assumed I would screw up because I had her so young ended up graduating high school a year early, and went to college herself. She now works full-time as a nursing assistant, working on her RN degree. She is the most respectful, responsible, patient, caring person I know.
        Just because you had a hard childhood, doesn’t mean you have to repeat the cycle. No excuses, your dad could have done all the things I did but he didn’t. Perhaps you can be the one now to break that cycle in your family.

      • JuanValdez
        November 15, 2017 at 12:53 am

        “Imagine losing your mom at 15” – Or maybe at a different age, because some guy running from police crashes into her car on I-95.

  • GFM for Joeys gal
    November 12, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    Please send me money I have 3 filthy babies and a wicked heroin addiction!!

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