Sperm Sponge And Fam Go “Free My Baby Daddy” For Career Criminal Shot By Providence PD Despite Video Of Him Ramming Into Innocent People On Highway
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The shooting that happened in broad daylight on I-95 in Providence the other day, which we blogged about here, was pretty intense:
But we didn’t see anything that preceded it, so the free my boi patrol has been out in full force, claiming the perp wasn’t endangering anyone when he was killed:
And in order to shut the food stamp fucksticks up the cops did a play by play of what led up to the shooting of career criminal Joseph “Joey” Santos, to show just how much destruction he caused:
This was like the OJ chase on steroids, except they were actually driving fast, weaving in and out of traffic, and they didn’t shut down the highway for him:
Driving in the breakdown lane:
Before finally running out of room and rear ending the car in front of him:
This is when the cops got out, told him to exit the vehicle, and he started to back into the car behind him
Before once again hitting the gas and ramming into the poor woman’s driver side door in front of him:
This selfish waste of oxygen easily could’ve killed this innocent woman had police not unloaded hell into his useless brain:
And just to be a douche at the end he started spinning out his tires like he was the bachelor of the year at the Spencer Fair:
Nevertheless the dindu nuffin patrol is still defending him, starting with his sister Justine Santos:
“He was a good person that was scared, and not the person trying to hurt people that they’re trying to say he was,” said Justine Santos, the sister of Joseph “Joey” Santos, the man shot and killed by police after the truck he was driving wouldn’t stop.
Santos said her brother was trying to straighten out his life when police took it away too soon.
“He was just about to turn his life around.” – family members of every ratchet who has ever existed.
Let me guess Justine, after that he was planning on opening up the barber shop right? I believe that’s how the hoodrat hopes and dreams story usually plays out in theory.
She apparently thinks the cops were excessive:
“What they chose to do was use live ammunition — in excess of 40 rounds — to stop an almost completely stopped car. My brother was wrong for not stopping and they were incredibly wrong for using the amount of force to stop a man who was actually innocent and scared.”
Live ammunition? As opposed to what? Tranquilizer darts? But yea, the cops were wrong to use 40 rounds to take down your saint of a brother because he was “innocent.” I’m sure the woman in this vehicle he was ramming into agrees:
Or the cops he tried to run over several times. Or the countless innocent civilians he clearly showed he had no problem killing as he led the police on a high speed chase on a crowded highway.
Innocent. Very innocent.
Oh, and this:
She acknowledged that her brother has a criminal record. He had a suspended license and was driving an unregistered vehicle when he saw police attempt to pull him over.
Yup, lots of good people with extensive criminal records drive around with a suspended license in an unregistered vehicle. He was scared to go to jail, therefore he should be allowed to endanger everyone else. His life is more important after all.
Good thing Justine works at the Worcester Recover Center:
Because according to her, Joey’s “mistake” shouldn’t have “cost a live,” and he’s actually an “amazing” person:
Yup, just a bad decision. We all make bad decisions. Some of us forget to put a dryer sheet in with the laundry, others lead police on high speed chases and ram into innocent people. Same thing.
Oh, and according to his Facebook page, he just got out of jail less than three months ago, something he proudly shows to the world:
Here’s a fact. The world is a better place without this bootleg Eric Matthews right here:
A MUCH better place. He served no purpose. He had a 0.0% chance of ever being a contributing member of society. And the only thing he could ever do is cause destruction and death to innocent people. Rhode Island is a safer and better place without him.
Meanwhile, Baby Momma is leading the “fuck the police” he dindu nuffin brigade on her Facebook page:
Mistaken identity? Pretty sure that was him driving a car and ramming into innocent people. But yea, I’ll tell your kids that they have no Dad. Because they never really had a “dad” in the first place. They had a sperm donor. But I do feel bad for them that they had to be fired out of your baby cannon, and not a normal woman who doesn’t get knocked up by a career criminal with a 0.0% chance of every being a real father.
Nevertheless, she’s gonna “fight for him”:
Because he was “unarmed”:
A truck could never be considered a weapon. It’s not like terrorists regularly use trucks to kill innocent civilians or anything like that. Definitely “unarmed.”
Let me guess Stacey – you’re a fan of the dog filter:
Never saw that one coming.
I guess I can see what she saw in him. After all, he had a lot of offer:
Do you have a functional cervix scraper and a GED? Congratulations, you can now apply to be Stacey’s newest baby daddy after the recent vacancy!!!
Although I’m sure her Facebook friends were glad to see she was taking a break from her usual routine of trying to get them to sign onto the pyramid scheme she fell for:
That and the standard ratchet rant about how her kid’s teachers aren’t keeping her kid safe at school:
And pictures of her with the newest womb broom who’s taking her to pound town in their matching “Bone” shirts:
The ratchet express echo chamber agreed with her:
Yea, he was blocked in and couldn’t go anywhere, therefore he wasn’t a danger to anyone else:
According to others they were “dehumanizing” him by not releasing his name initially:
Hey Trashley, you can’t dehumazine someone who is barely a human being to begin with. Just sayin.
Then there was Jennifer Lee Pease:
Jennifer Pease? Bitch please.
Yea, you’re right, if the passenger was really innocent it would be sad that she was collateral damage. Perhaps she shouldn’t choose to exchange love juices with a career criminal next time she’s on HoodratsOnly.com. Ya know, play the odds. But please, tell me more about how sure you are that he “could have been stopped another way besides deadly force.” After all, you’re the expert on police tactics and the appropriate time to use deadly force. Perhaps the next time a terrorist tries to kill a bunch of innocent people we can ask him nicely to reconsider and bake him a cake instead.
Jennifer’s commentary was brilliant, as you would imagine. According to her it was OK for him to flea the police because he feared them:
Ya know who doesn’t fear the police? People who aren’t breaking the law. Might wanna give that a try in the next life.
In the least surprising news ever Jennifer celebrated “overdose awareness day”
That’s a thing that exists and people are proud of apparently. Perfectly normal.
Not to be outdone was Julie Marie Bell, a crotchrocket extraordinaire who offered these nuggets of wisdom:
Yup, it’s the cop’s fault because they aren’t trained right. So says the Pawtucket village cheesehog:
Who naturally enjoys the dog filter
And blowing kisses to the “haters”
Julie has really mastered the English language like none other:
And although she hates the hustle, she really struggles with it because the hustle loves her:
Classic spunktrumpet conflict.
I guess today there was some sort of “Justice for Joseph Santos” rally:
Which seems rather unnecessary since he already received the justice he earned.
Anyway, as terrible as these enablers are, the only people who are worse are the MSM frauds, particularly Fox 25 News, for putting out headlines like this:
“Search ends with a different man dead.”
In other words, they’re trying to make it seem like the cops killed the wrong guy, since they were looking for a guy who stole a police car around the same time. They want you to believe you’re living in an episode of Reno 911, because they’re just “real news” like that. I guess this is why they always wait for us to break a story first. Because they can’t help but fuck it up when they do it on their own.