This is Antwon Lee Sr. (not to be confused with the semen demon of the same name) from War-wack.
And in today’s episode of ratchet roulette he elected to announce that he’s selling a box of thermometers that he accidentally had sent to him two years ago after ordering some toy cars.
Don’t you hate when you accidentally get shipped a box of thermometers two years ago, you leave them in storage, and then you suddenly decide to sell them at an inflated cost during a pandemic because your wife all of a sudden decided that today would be a good day to start spring cleaning?
Except he to do one thing…..
Take the sticker off that says send to CVS in Woonsocket. Oops!
Despite sharing this to a group called “A POSITIVE WARWICK” the reaction was about as positive as a Ginger Snookie’s COVID 19 test. Hence it didn’t last very long, but it hasn’t stopped him from sharing it far and wide.
And since the jig is up in War-wack he took his talents to Cranston instead.
Just don’t be bringing those negative vibes around LL Fool J or else he’ll write a long winded sentagraph putting you down for your bad energy while incorporating the word squirrley.
Oh, and the only reason people have a problem with this is because…..
The race card. Never be a ratchet without it.
I mean, he does look pretty trustworthy….
Hennessy – the official drink of overdue child support everywhere.
According to Antwone he owns a landscaping and snow removal company, and lists his hobbies as “running from these hoes.”
He made a promotional video explaining his price structure for Love Landscaping and Snowplowing, which has a whopping 46 views after I watched it.
So yea, if you wanna get your driveway plowed by a snow gypsy or just pick up some totally NOT stolen CVS thermometers, give him a call at the number below.
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