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LL Fool J Price Gouging Totally NOT Stolen CVS Thermometers That Accidentally Got Shipped To Him 2 Years Ago, Says The Haters Are Mad Because He’s Black


This is Antwon Lee Sr. (not to be confused with the semen demon of the same name) from War-wack.

And in today’s episode of ratchet roulette he elected to announce that he’s selling a box of thermometers that he accidentally had sent to him two years ago after ordering some toy cars.

Don’t you hate when you accidentally get shipped a box of thermometers two years ago, you leave them in storage, and then you suddenly decide to sell them at an inflated cost during a pandemic because your wife all of a sudden decided that today would be a good day to start spring cleaning?

Except he to do one thing…..

Take the sticker off that says send to CVS in Woonsocket. Oops!

Despite sharing this to a group called “A POSITIVE WARWICK” the reaction was about as positive as a Ginger Snookie’s COVID 19 test. Hence it didn’t last very long, but it hasn’t stopped him from sharing it far and wide.

And since the jig is up in War-wack he took his talents to Cranston instead.

Just don’t be bringing those negative vibes around LL Fool J or else he’ll write a long winded sentagraph putting you down for your bad energy while incorporating the word squirrley.

Oh, and the only reason people have a problem with this is because…..

The race card. Never be a ratchet without it.

I mean, he does look pretty trustworthy….

Hennessy – the official drink of overdue child support everywhere.

According to Antwone he owns a landscaping and snow removal company, and lists his hobbies as “running from these hoes.”


He made a promotional video explaining his price structure for Love Landscaping and Snowplowing, which has a whopping 46 views after I watched it.

So yea, if you wanna get your driveway plowed by a snow gypsy or just pick up some totally NOT stolen CVS thermometers, give him a call at the number below.

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54 Comment(s)
  • Corn Pop
    March 25, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    They’re gonna put y’all back in chains

  • Word
    March 25, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    Nobody dislikes you because you’re black, they dislike you because you’re a thieving, scamming fuckhead. Which sadly, many many black people happen to be.

  • Cheddah
    March 25, 2020 at 9:18 am

    When all else fails use the race card.. Antwon you pathetic dumb fuck.

  • 13%/52%. Facks.
    March 25, 2020 at 4:21 am

    13 percent of the population in the U.S. is responsible for at least 52% of the criminal activity.
    Primate bullshit behavior. It’s in the nature of the beasts.
    Great job supporting the stereotypes, stupid dindu.
    I feel bad for the honest and hard working people of color. They have to tolerate these cretins like the rest of us.

    • Silencio Dogood
      March 25, 2020 at 4:41 am

      you can whittle that 13% down, as it is the male 6.5% that account for most the crimes.

      • Cvs manager
        March 25, 2020 at 11:57 pm

        Yah and the other half the 6.5% commit welfare fraud and live in those areas that say “no tresspassing”

  • Henry Ford
    March 25, 2020 at 3:37 am

    Step away from the Mustang son.

  • Stowen fermomitters, yo
    March 25, 2020 at 3:15 am

    I hope CVS gets him for the theft and the USPS gets him for tampering with the mail, if they were the shipper.
    Imagine getting fed time for being the loading dock version of a porch pirate?
    Zero street cred in the joint, he’s going to have to get used to disrespect. Even the skinners will be laughing at him. They’ll take turns checking his temp, haha.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 24, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    Perhaps Anfwone is also a pharmacist, dispensing sound medical advice to the public and ordering Hot Wheels from work. In the end (get it, Diana?) he can always measure the temperature of snow.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Chuck Schumer's big Jew nose
    March 24, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    Stop !
    Just. Stop !
    So tired of ” they pickin’ on da black man !”
    We are picking on you because you are an asshole!

  • hartf811
    Simple Logic
    March 24, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Higger mentality: make money illegally then blow it on a cheap depreciating asset like a Mustang Henessey and Hoes. Car will be worth shit in 3 years and he will need to steal more.

  • 5 Finger Discount
    March 24, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    TB should foward this story to CVS fraud department in RI.
    They routinely prosecute criminals who sell stolen CVS supplies on line . This is a felony btw

    • Prolly Stolen Offf A Truck
      March 24, 2020 at 6:31 pm

      True dat. It was shipped to CVS not the nog.

  • juror seven esq.
    March 24, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    The biggest lie has to be my wife wants me to start spring cleaning. You don’t have a wife, who you shiting? I can’t remember who the black comedian was but he used this line. Brother talking about his fiancee. Shit, fiancee is French for the bitch I’m fucking now.

  • You all be hating
    March 24, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    Yo you dumbass white devils need too hate the game not the player. Yo why you all be talking bad about my man’s and shit. Yo that’s the big homey from around the way, he goes by the name Money Clip and his lil step brother they call him M-80 , yo but whatever them be some good homeys just trying to get some extra dough to give to there baby mama’s!!!! Yo you all be some mean ass white crackers hating on a hard working brother!!!

  • Kenneth Foley
    March 24, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    400 Founders is the main dist center
    Police need to be involved

  • Nathan Bedford forrest
    March 24, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    Being black is not the only reason,between the fried chicken smell,and watermelon seeds all over the place,never mind the shitty juju juice.you just plain suck

  • Jane Goodall
    March 24, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    Three together can be quite dangerous.

    • Mike
      March 25, 2020 at 3:46 pm

      “If there’s more than three, that’s where I won’t be!” That could save your life.

  • Columbo
    March 24, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    What an idiot. The box has the order # and distribution center info. clearly visible. I would expect he has some sort of social media relationship with some shitbag that just happens to work there.
    5 minutes of investigative work would solve this.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 24, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    The Jigaboo race is just one step behind the rest of us. CVS label still on the box, be any stupider… You can’t. Another fuckin street cheetah

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    March 24, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    And they wonder why white flight happens……

    • Mike
      March 25, 2020 at 3:48 pm


  • Tom Brady
    March 24, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    Classic Turtleboy style writing. Love it

    Is CVS running out of hot wheels? Asking for a friend…

  • Dr Ed
    March 24, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    An update on my recovery stint in rehab
    I still crave the wild turkey and big black dicks

    I’ve developed a dual addiction for benzodiazepines

    Pray for me

  • Clarence Thomas
    March 24, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    Would you let this black cocksucker plow your driveway or your wife

    I think not

  • "The jig is up"?
    March 24, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    Dat be raysis.

    • Adub
      March 25, 2020 at 6:02 am

      Best comment on this thread. Pun and double Entendre in very little words

  • R u serious
    March 24, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    I wouldn’t buy anything that a negroe had his black fucking hands on

  • Briscoe
    March 24, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    One thing about these fucking lawn jockeys
    Every time they get caught stealing it’s always because they are black
    The biggest lie in the history of mankind is that black is beautiful

  • Let CVS know that you found their missing boxes
    March 24, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    Is it just me, or does anyone else think these boxes were stolen from CVS? If I were TB, is contact CVS in Woonsocket and find out if they were missing some boxes.

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 24, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    Blacks would steal a warm turd if you carved a nike symbol in it

    • lowlife
      March 24, 2020 at 2:30 pm

      The address on the box is the CVS distribution warehouse… he obviously has another porch monkey who works there and stole them to give to the fuckin’ henny sippin’ piece of shit to sell !!! I hope that CVS and local police are aware of this asshole trying to panic off of a pandemic.

    • Terrell Suggs
      March 24, 2020 at 2:54 pm

      Ladies and gentlemen. We have the winning comment!

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      March 24, 2020 at 9:20 pm

      The wisdom of Spic Tormentor never fails to please me. So much truth in just one sentence. Usually his best stuff is saved for the Spics but once in a while he lets one of the lousy blacks have it too! Thanks ST!

      • Cheddah
        March 25, 2020 at 9:32 am

        If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the last 6 months is that before you start reading an ST comment, make sure you’re not in the middle of eating or drinking anything..

  • Flavor Flav
    March 24, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns.
    Since 1987, when I got my first one, I’ve been wearing a clock around my neck 24/7. You feel me? 24/7

  • Oscar Gamble
    March 24, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    If Obama had a son………

  • Woonsocket Police
    March 24, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    We should talk.

    • Lebron James
      March 24, 2020 at 12:39 pm

      Has anyone called the manager of this CVS yet?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 24, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    I have hoarded all the Ace Bandages and gauze within a 30 radius of my home. If you need either you have to go through me. $50 a pop. God bless and a safe day.

  • Trevor Noah
    March 24, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    I like his shirt.


    • Don Lemon
      March 24, 2020 at 12:34 pm

      Also would.The shiny part of the shirt is a load guard.
      Its jizz repellent.

  • White Power
    March 24, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    What an absolute ape. Dindu porch monkey nig nog. Get him an oven.

  • Indigo papa
    March 24, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Yeah cause his facebook buddy totally doesn’t work in that warehouse and this wasn’t already a plan for weeks and his “wife” totally didnt come up with the idea to turn a profit after seeing other “people” do it.
    Monkey see monkey do.
    How ever you feel about this is opinion. In the usa this is allowed and practiced daily by corporations. Now it’s a problem because individuals are doing it and other individuals are without.
    So what’s the answer communism? I have been proactive and stocked up well before any of this. I had to make sacrifices and go without things to accomplish this as well as spending considerable amounts of money to obtain it. Meanwhile my neighbors eat take out go to events spend money on new phones or whatever new trinket is out. Now they have nothing and are not prepared. I do not feel bad and will not share. This is the land of opportunity and I took mine

  • Spike Lee
    March 24, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    Do the right thing.

  • Jordis
    March 24, 2020 at 11:56 am

    Even though I absolutely disagree with your take on the current pandemic. I agree with shaming people who are exploiting it to get attention or make money.

    Btw is anyone else waiting of people using these facemask as a means to hide their identity while they rob a store?

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      March 29, 2020 at 9:20 pm

      Already happening north of the city.

  • Snowman
    March 24, 2020 at 11:55 am

    I need some snow, I wonder if he has some for sale

  • Yo , MC Foodstamp !!
    March 24, 2020 at 11:54 am

    I just love the picture of him leaning against someone else’s Mustang in the parking lot. You can see the New York plate behind his Payless plastic shoes. These simple types love to pretend that they actually own desirable stuff on FB. It’s like he puts up a fake picture and his peeps pretend to believe it , then he will pretend to believe their fake pictures. It’s a Section 8 eco-system of ghetto loser make believe !!

  • Nikko Jenkins
    March 24, 2020 at 11:53 am

    Regarding picture #1.That shirt and necklace is the gayest shit
    I have ever seen.

  • Problems with a Aeropostale order
    March 24, 2020 at 11:48 am

    Somewhere there must be a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls cap.

  • The Mind Is Like A Muscle
    March 24, 2020 at 11:40 am

    The Hennessy photo tells you everything you need to know.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    March 24, 2020 at 11:29 am

    I hope CVS security is having a quiet week…..

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