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Captain Karengaroo Doxxes And Calls Cop On Mother For Bringing Clothes And Medicine To Family Living In Cranston Because She Has Massachusetts License Plates

 

This is Shanon Horridge from Cranston.

Captain Karengaroo here lives next door to a house that sublets rooms and she’s NOT happy about it.

Uhoh!! Party shit!! Wouldn’t want anyone with out of state plates to have any FUN during lockdown!! This woman right here is a God damn American HERO!!

I’m sure her husband (or son?) must love living with this very pleasant woman.

Turns out her husband works for UPS, which means he touches packages all day that have been touched by other people. He could have the commie cold on his shoes, hands, or anywhere really, and yet she lets him in the house. But yea, the lady next door with her crotch fruits is the problem. Who does this woman from Massachusetts think she is telling Karen here to mind her own business? Your business is our business now, didn’t you hear? Old people are dying!!!

Turns out there was more to the story.

Oops!!

So what’s Karen’s solution to ending this crisis?

She’s praying for a vaccine. The funny part is that this is basically Team Lockdown’s plan in its entirety. When society “reopens” the bug will still exist because the vaccine won’t be ready yet. It will spread again and the curve will go back up. The only way to stop the spread is to force everyone to stay home until a vaccine is ready, and then force everyone to take the vaccine.

Sounds like a well thought out plan.

Here’s the best part – Shanon is the director of the Rhode Island Bully Police, in connection with Jared’s Story, an organization that fights to prevent teen suicide and bullying.

Ya got that? The woman who fights to end bullying is online shaming a mother for visiting family members and taking pictures of her crotch fruits. We created this monster. End the lockdown now.

 

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35 Comment(s)
  • T.R.
    May 6, 2020 at 3:56 am

    Would split the cheeks and make her read passages from Mein Kampf out loud while I line bore her colon.

  • 100% Karen
    May 4, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    ..reports kids unloading “party shit” into an illegal rental…
    ..would NEVER consider reporting illegals unloading “party shit” into a rental…
    ..never calls the cops when the mariachi music goes until 4am…
    ..thinks all that makes her better than you…
    ..and she’s going to make sure everybody knows it…

  • Charlie Moore
    May 4, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it

  • Rise up and take our country back!
    May 4, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    I often wondered how the nazi party could get an entire nation of people to fall into fascism and condone the slaughter of millions. This is how. We are witnessing it firsthand. Tyrannical leaders being blindly followed by citizens who jump at the chance to turn in their fellow citizens. People like her are absolutely despicable.

    • Do the Reich Thing
      May 4, 2020 at 9:12 pm

      It took us 80 years but we finally did what your grandparents stopped us from doing the first time.

    • Howard Zinn
      May 4, 2020 at 9:59 pm

      Oooo, a fan of mine 😀

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    May 4, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    That fucking face is the stuff of nightmares! Imagine rolling over to that? Yikes

  • Fatty Ginger Bitch
    May 4, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    Fat Ass Ginger Bitch, she doesn’t seem concerned with social distancing when she’s harassing and assaulting her neighbors, lock this cunt up.

  • Middle Age Bitch Hyphen Last Name
    May 4, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    As posted previous by many, white, liberal, middle age women are the absolute fucking worst. Smarmy snarky, arrogant cunts that think they are the smartest people in the room and they shit gold bullion and silver dollars.

    They’re boring as fuck to talk to and they just can’t wait to snitch, complain, or otherwise “I need to talk with the manager” their way through life.
    Governor Karen Baker requested by executive order, that T-shirts or cloth coverings are to be used as masks. They are useless placebos that offer zero protection. Wear an N95 if you’re immunodeficient or a possible carrier, but in governments infinite stupidity (Charlie Karen Baker), basically told people not to use N95’s. So what they’re telling people, is to use what doesn’t work, and don’t use what actually is recommended in a viral exposure contact situation. Charlie Baker and the woman in this story are absolute assholes and fucking idiots, end of rant.

    • Dr.Phil
      May 4, 2020 at 10:02 pm

      There is no way this chick still rocks a hyphen. Here’s what I see:
      -Married @ 23-24
      -1 kid
      -Divorced @ 28-30
      -Never a relationship over 4-6 months since

      There’s your bitterness!!

  • Carlos Menza
    May 4, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Excuse me but calling a woman Karen is sexist and racist!

    • No fat spics
      May 4, 2020 at 3:29 pm

      Shut your taco hole and go back to picking lettuce you silly wetback.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Oh Shanon !!
    May 4, 2020 at 11:31 am

    Is that you with the single downvotes?
    Hitting the boxed wine a little early today?
    Someone tip you off that you are TB famous?
    You are miserable in your own miserable existence, so you just spreading the wealth?
    Eat a bag of dicks, you miserable twat !

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    May 4, 2020 at 11:29 am

    Interesting… I’ve been warning you all about these Karen cunts for well over a year and this pandemic really has become their time to come out of the woodwork like we have seen since Hilary lost on election night. With any luck Trump will win again and possibly drive these cunts to kill themselves (let’s be honest if they had any guts, and they don’t, and tried they would fail).

    White Democrat women aged 40-65 are some of the worst people we have in this country right now and they can’t die fast enough.

    • Leonardo DaVinci's hidden skin mags
      May 4, 2020 at 12:47 pm

      The last line in your post is so true. Sad to say but there is no cure for these wrinkly rejects but to check out. Too bad Corona isn’t a real plague.

    • Huh
      May 4, 2020 at 10:11 pm

      40-65??? WTF you smoking?!? There’s a ton of YT videos alone of college-age and younger inconsolables. How old is Nancy Pelosi? I’m not looking it up, but she’s way older than 65, I’d believe 85. Your lockdown might’ve started a lot longer than the rest of ours.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    May 4, 2020 at 11:27 am

    I stand Shanon Whitt-Horridge. Thank you for rooting out these evil doers.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's pandemic team
    May 4, 2020 at 11:23 am

    Ratting on your neighbor for a corona violation is the equivalent of calling a person a witch in Salem a long time ago…neither of them has any real scientific basis even though faux scientific evidence is reported. It’s groupthink and globalist socialism at it’s best….not a surprise from an EB employee. I am officially reporting this woman as a witch….someone please test her for that and we must prosecute her to the full extent of the law ! Also witches cause Global Warming.

  • Gingers are the spawn of satan
    May 4, 2020 at 11:05 am

    why doesn’t this Bitch from Buchenwald mind her own business, stop watching the news, and get a hobby? i bet she cant cite “the law” over the quarantine.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    May 4, 2020 at 10:49 am

    I live in a condo complex. The other night, 3 of the guys stopped over. We sat on the back lawn, 6 ft apart in lawn chairs for some anisette and cigars.
    Woman walks by. Snarkily states ” Don’t you know there is a virus ??!!”
    My response?
    ” Fuck off ! ”
    That should be the canned response for all of these Karen’s:
    Fuck off !!
    What a cunt !

    • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
      May 4, 2020 at 8:51 pm

      What a cunt

  • Winston Churchill
    May 4, 2020 at 10:41 am

    When the pandemic troops move on, we will pull these Covid sympathizers out of their fetid holes like Vichy women were dragged out in Paris, heads shaved and executed for fraternization with the Huns.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 4, 2020 at 10:34 am

    Hopefully there is some sort of master list somewhere with all these Karens names. So when the riots/revolution starts, the karen gestapo will be easy to locate and string up

  • Bloop
    May 4, 2020 at 10:34 am

    Go check out the CDC revised #s. Since January, 37000 died from wuhan, not 70000. 2000 people in Mass from the beginning of the year. Why are were still cowering? We’re going to overrun hospitals? They’re closing because they’re empty. People like this cunt are a nazi’s wet dream. Insane.

  • Pete Flippy
    May 4, 2020 at 10:20 am

    Say what you want. R.I’s actions have been far more effective in slowing the spread of 19 than Mass. They have a Gov with balls, and it’s a girl!

    • Snarky Pete
      May 4, 2020 at 10:28 am

      How many flights a day traveled between TF Green and Wuhan, China this past December?

      • Peter
        May 4, 2020 at 10:55 am

        Not a direct flight, so like zero…

    • George
      May 4, 2020 at 10:54 am

      No one goes to shitty RI. If they do, they should stay in that shithole.

  • Snarky Pete
    May 4, 2020 at 10:20 am

    We’re overly concerned about AI becoming self aware. I have to ask, when will humans become self aware?

  • She has fat arms and an ugly face
    May 4, 2020 at 10:19 am

    She is ugly on the inside and outside. I hope you read this because I am confirming everything you tell yourself when you look in the mirror.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 4, 2020 at 10:19 am

    If she’s a Democrat then she should shut the fuck up because Dems love Section 8 renters who make messes, don’t work, are noisy, and spend all their state money on party shit.

    Ever notice how many ‘party supply’ stores there are in the poorer areas? I have.

  • Boston Irish
    Barney Frank
    May 4, 2020 at 10:14 am

    Does she swallow?

    • Yup
      May 4, 2020 at 10:37 am

      Of course she does! Women who look like that will do any-fucking-thing in the sack. She knows she looks like a bag of smashed assholes so guarantee she will do it all.

      • bigdaddy
        bigdaddy
        May 4, 2020 at 1:45 pm

        and anal is always on the menu

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