This is Shanon Horridge from Cranston.
Captain Karengaroo here lives next door to a house that sublets rooms and she’s NOT happy about it.
Uhoh!! Party shit!! Wouldn’t want anyone with out of state plates to have any FUN during lockdown!! This woman right here is a God damn American HERO!!
I’m sure her husband (or son?) must love living with this very pleasant woman.
Turns out her husband works for UPS, which means he touches packages all day that have been touched by other people. He could have the commie cold on his shoes, hands, or anywhere really, and yet she lets him in the house. But yea, the lady next door with her crotch fruits is the problem. Who does this woman from Massachusetts think she is telling Karen here to mind her own business? Your business is our business now, didn’t you hear? Old people are dying!!!
Turns out there was more to the story.
So what’s Karen’s solution to ending this crisis?
She’s praying for a vaccine. The funny part is that this is basically Team Lockdown’s plan in its entirety. When society “reopens” the bug will still exist because the vaccine won’t be ready yet. It will spread again and the curve will go back up. The only way to stop the spread is to force everyone to stay home until a vaccine is ready, and then force everyone to take the vaccine.
Sounds like a well thought out plan.
Here’s the best part – Shanon is the director of the Rhode Island Bully Police, in connection with Jared’s Story, an organization that fights to prevent teen suicide and bullying.
Ya got that? The woman who fights to end bullying is online shaming a mother for visiting family members and taking pictures of her crotch fruits. We created this monster. End the lockdown now.
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