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Chucklefucker Hippies Protesting For Panhandling Rights In Cranston Are Too Dumb To Realize That They Use The Money For Heroin

Chucklefucker Hippies Protesting For Panhandling Rights In Cranston Are Too Dumb To Realize That They Use The Money For Heroin

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So a bunch of hippies are protesting a Cranston, RI city ordinance that bans panhandling:

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And a bunch of them were ticketed for standing in the road.

All you really need to do is listen to these idiots to understand just how out of touch they really are:

“I don’t think that any ordinance that criminalizes any behavior that individuals have to engage in to survive with such a broken safety net is every going be functional. If we’re looking at what is dangerous, homelessness is dangerous. Not standing in a median and trying to survive.”

Alright, first of all, the safety net ain’t broken. It’s stronger than it’s ever been. But the problem is too many people use the safety net over and over again, instead of using it to ensure that they no longer need the safety net.

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Secondly, how dumb do you have to be to believe that they’re not panhandling for heroin money? How do you think they ended up this way? Do you understand how hard it is to end up panhandling and NOT have an addiction to heroin? They’re not “trying to survive.” They’re trying to get enough money for their next fix. All these people are doing is fighting for the right of panhandlers to slowly kill themselves. They’re basically advocating for eugenics. 

But see these morons?

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None of them know the first thing about the people they’re protesting on behalf of. They’re all suburban, granola eating losers, who are so far removed from the realities of urban life that they think they’re helping. They’re not.

Look, we’ve seen this show before in Worcester. Years ago our City Council passed a common sense resolution banning panhandling. Because panhandlers are like vermin. There’s never just one of them, and they smell like shit. More than anything, they’re dangerous. You can’t have people walking in and out of traffic, coming up and knocking on your windows and giving you dirty looks when you don’t give them the money they think they’re entitled to.

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It’s also just a really bad look for the city when someone thinking about buying a home or opening up a business in Worcester gets off at the Kelley Square exit and the first thing they’re greeted by is this:



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It’s awful.

But luckily for people outside of Worcester they don’t have this twatwaffle living amongst them:


This Stepford Wives looking creature is called a “Tracy Novick.” It tends to live in the only house in the city that is exempt from paying property taxes because it’s on conservation land. It has nothing better to do than tweet five million times a day in order to validate its self importance. And it will sue the city on behalf of panhandlers and win in federal court, arguing that these crackheads are exercising free speech. But beware – she uses hashtags to spread throughout the region, and she has nothing but time on her hands. She can infect your city, and if she takes them to court then she will probably win there again.


But, Cranston’s lawyers could get around this by arguing the fact that panhandling is a business. They make lots of money. They pay no taxes on it. And they have no permits to operate a business. They collect money from people but do not provide anything in exchange. If they were to give you hot dogs or milkshakes in exchange for cash, they’d be shut down. So why can you collect money for doing NOTHING, but not collect money in exchange for goods and services? This is the argument a good lawyer would make to defend these common sense laws.

Anyway, the real problem is the morons who give money to these idiots and pat themselves on the back for making a difference. All they’re doing is keeping the drug trade going. These people are assholes, but they wouldn’t be out there if ding-dongs stopped giving them money. So if you ever see someone holding up traffic by giving money to these addicts, feel free to take a picture and send it to Turtleboy for public shaming. It’s the only way to defeat this plague.



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15 Comment(s)
  • Jacksback80
    October 4, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    Sounds like a matzo bigot wrote this article

  • bigdaddy
    March 29, 2017 at 7:08 am

    its no longer a safety net its a safety hammock What to get rid of them ? Hand them a job application

  • M
    March 29, 2017 at 1:18 am

    Fuck these junkies!

  • Lt Dan
    March 28, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    Guys at the end of 146 and Brosnihan Square work as a team & some asshole with neck tattoos riding around on a bike seems to be the ring leader.

    These are not harmless working folk that have “fallen thru the safety net”.

  • SJWHater101
    March 28, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    More SJW assholes. Where the fuck did people’s common sense? Junkies are junkies bc they made a bad choice and expect society to pick up the pieces. No one has accountability anymore and it’s fucking awful. Instead SJWs like “Tracy Novick” play the blame game and and it’s everybody else’s fucking fault except the asshole who decided to snort, smoke, or shoot their first fix.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 28, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    Good Christ, this country is going down the shitter, and fast! WTF! Most of them young, nothing better to do but panhandle for drugs at their age. How did you spend the best years of your youth??? AND, of course, a dirtbag sociopathic lawyer at the ready to make sure they have the right to do it!!! After all, it’s constitutional!!! I would think George Washington would’ve driven his ax into a few of these scumbag’s skulls.

  • March 28, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    How do so many homeless people manage to have Internet capable cellphones? where do they charge them? Where do they get WiFi? Where does the company mail the bill? To the corner of Park and Chandler?

  • Talisman
    March 28, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    So, pestering others for dosage dough is now a right? I don’t suppose these SJWs ever considered their advocacy for the homeless in a positive way say, by letting them move in with them, rent free of course, and not be homeless anymore? They could even score the dope for them as well, or share theirs, and everybody win, win, wins. They could post gaggle selfies on the interwebs and blather about how enlightened and superior they are and maybe, get a hashtag named after themselves! #hipsterhippieshiponthehipless

  • Joe d
    March 28, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    Eugenics? I dont think that is what you think it is

  • paul
    March 28, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    If assholes would just stop giving them money they would go away.

  • Entitlement
    March 28, 2017 at 3:22 pm

    The majority of the beggars, receive gov. assistance too. Some may even work on the side, low number. It’s a public safety issue, they slow traffic and create other issues. Far as the protesting, get a job or go back to the dorm.

  • weldonshitehouse
    March 28, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    Of course some local libtard professor organized this “protest”, and most of losers you see in those pics protesting are allegedly his students. WTF is up with that?

  • FedUp
    March 28, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    The fucking douche in the first picture Travis was arrested on Lincoln recently because the $5.00 the girl gave him wasn’t enough, he had to grab her envelope of money out of her hand and run off. What happened to pushing a carriage around picking up cans? I remember seeing them everywhere growing up, at least they were kind of doing something instead of making you feel awkward sitting at the red light. At least back then they were sort of cleaning up the streets and not bothering people!

    • Cocomom
      March 28, 2017 at 2:48 pm

      I agree but I never feel awkward.. I make eye contact and then look straight ahead and shake my head “no” until hey pass to the next vehicle. Works for me. PS: And the wealthy liberal (who pays zero property tax) is worse than the panhandlers.

  • Linda
    March 28, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    Firsties? No one likes a panhandler. Get out of the street.

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