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Here’s your skagbag of the day out of Rhode Island:
Didn’t take long for them to use the powers of Facebook in order to find the skagbag responsible for the theft. It started when a woman named Jeannette Sears was tagged, with the name “Missy.” Turns out Jeannette Sears is the fake name that the skagbag used when filling out the paperwork, which was really just a decoy so she could rob the employees. And evidently Jeannett is a rival skagbag who came forward and identified her arch-nemesis, Melissa Bibby of Providence:
Here’s one thing Jeannette Sears and a pregnant woman both have in common – neither of them has any periods. Also, that bitch is “dusty” might be my new favorite hoodrat insult. Just sayin.
Melissa Bibby has deactivated her Facebook page as soon as this post was put up, but miraculously she’s one of the 0.01% of the population that still has an active Google Plus account:
Flat brimmed hat, hoop earings you could stick a hoodrat meat popsicle through, and duck faced expertise. Yup, it was only a matter of time until this hepatitis hefalump made her way onto Turtleboy.
As you can see from Melissa Bibby’s since deactivated Facebook page, she was a fan of the dog filter. Which means there’s a 99.9% chance she has had regular interactions with DCYF. And as it turns out she’s human garbage:
A Providence mother has been charged with first-degree child abuse a few weeks after police said a baby girl was sexually assaulted. According to city police, Melissa Bibby, 25, had been taking the young girl to a daycare, but workers there told authorities last month the child was crying and appeared to have physical injuries. They first assumed it was diaper rash and Bibby took the baby home, but after another day of the girl crying at daycare, police said Bibby brought her to Hasbro Children’s Hospital. After doctors uncovered signs of sexual assault, police arrested Bibby on a charge of child abuse, saying she must have known something was wrong. The baby is now in DCYF custody, and Bibby remains the only person charged in the case. She’s due in court on Wednesday. The baby and two siblings, ages 4 and 7, are now in the custody of the state Department of Children, Youth and Families.
So either she sexually abused her child (which I don’t think happened or else she’d likely be in jail – even in Rhode Island) or she let someone else sexually abuse her child because the cervix scraping the abuser was giving to Melissa Bibby was worth the physical and emotional scars her child will live with for the rest of her life.
I’m going with the latter, because amongst her countless array of Google trophies is a FELONY charge of…..
….harboring a criminal. In other words, she likes to get plowed by hoodrat gangstas, and is willing to expose her children to these monsters because her needs come before the needs of the child.
She’s got a whole bunch more in the cabinet too….
Credit card fraud, insurance fraud, multiple warrants, sexual abuse, and aiding and abetting a known felon. That’s a ratchet Bingo if I’ve ever seen one.
Don’t worry though, she’s used to court. She’ll get her free court appointed attorney as usual, get a small slap on the wrist, and her 2 year old child will be allowed to live with her moving forward, even though the older ones were removed due to sexual abuse. Because…..Rhode Island.