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 2021 Ratchet Madness Elite 8


Today turtle riders will decide who will be in the Rachet Madness 2021 Final 4. You have 24 hours to vote for who should advance in each of the following match ups.

Ratchet resumes can be found by clicking hereBut if you feel like your mind is made up already then you can go ahead and vote on here. I’m curious to see if the winner in a head to head tournament would be different than the winner if you had to vote for who you think is the most ratchet right now. So vote in this poll, and then vote in the ones below.




4. Beast Lightning vs. 14. Mansfield Antifa Teacher

4. Beast Lightning



14. Mansfield Antifa Teacher





2. Big Black Jeffrey vs. 13. Ludlow Slugpump Sisters

2. Big Black Jeffrey



13. Ludlow Slugpump Sisters




1. Monica Cannon-Grant vs 2. Bridget Huckins

1. Monica Cannon-Grant



2. Bridget Huckins




1. Road Rage Rollins vs. 3. Rhonda Rubbish

1. Road Rage Rollins



3. Rhonda Rubbish




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14 Comment(s)
  • Why is Aidan not in the final 4?
    April 27, 2021 at 12:46 pm

    Aidan worried about a silly stuff… Meanwhile lets not talk about his daughter’s new black boyfriend, or that the AG’s office is investigating him for the GF scam, or he is back on his mom’s basement.
    I propose Aidan comes in as a wild card (kind of like Royal Rumble). He sure has most of the bullet point others have!

    • You're fucked
      April 27, 2021 at 9:49 pm

      You are fucked!!! Seek help fast!!! I love the made up shit in your post. You should work for CNN or any main stream media complex. You people are going down! Very soon.

  • hartf811
    April 27, 2021 at 9:13 am

    Stupid chicks breeding with sub-humans and living in rubbish piles are already living in one of Dante’s level of Inferno.
    Big Black Geoffrey will shortly be living an incarceration Hell as the blocks floor mop at the hands of the Ayran Nation.
    The Mansfield “teacher” is already in Hell every time she looks in a mirror.
    But MCG and Pebbles Rollins export black filth outwardly.
    I don’t want any of it sticking to my life.

    April 27, 2021 at 7:39 am

    Vote for the jew!

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Judge Dread
    April 27, 2021 at 6:43 am

    This morning I accidentally took a shit in my bed and ate it during a dream about a barbecue. I woke up with shit smeared all over my mouth and hands. Then I vomited shit all over my lap and started crying.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Spic Tormentor
      April 27, 2021 at 9:43 am

      You get used to it, don’t worry. Each day I actually tailor my diet to what will make the most delicious shit for me to eat the next morning. Bananas and Mango are good, and I have a list of spices that taste the same coming out as going in. These days I just wake up, shit into my hand, and eat it while reading the latest TurtleBoy article.

  • Luis Barboza Uber Service Crestview Florida
    April 27, 2021 at 2:38 am

    JAJA was robbed! Literally …..

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Phat Ho
    April 26, 2021 at 10:52 pm

    Vote most honorable Turtleboy school committee member.

    April 26, 2021 at 10:23 pm

    JaJa could have been her

  • This getting very old
    April 26, 2021 at 10:22 pm

    March Madness is over retard. Enough with the brackets. Bring us more stories.

    • Just wondering
      April 27, 2021 at 10:41 am

      Which bracket are you in?

  • Aidans noose
    April 26, 2021 at 9:58 pm

    Who cares about a bunch of nobodies?

    • You are a filthy Whore
      April 27, 2021 at 6:30 am

      Okay Jillian Salvucci

      • Aidans noose
        April 27, 2021 at 7:02 am

        Go whine to a noose panty waste

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