Today turtle riders will decide who will be in the Rachet Madness 2021 Final 4. You have 24 hours to vote for who should advance in each of the following match ups.
Ratchet resumes can be found by clicking here. But if you feel like your mind is made up already then you can go ahead and vote on here. I’m curious to see if the winner in a head to head tournament would be different than the winner if you had to vote for who you think is the most ratchet right now. So vote in this poll, and then vote in the ones below.
4. Beast Lightning vs. 14. Mansfield Antifa Teacher
2. Big Black Jeffrey vs. 13. Ludlow Slugpump Sisters
1. Monica Cannon-Grant vs 2. Bridget Huckins
1. Road Rage Rollins vs. 3. Rhonda Rubbish
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Aidan worried about a silly stuff… Meanwhile lets not talk about his daughter’s new black boyfriend, or that the AG’s office is investigating him for the GF scam, or he is back on his mom’s basement.
I propose Aidan comes in as a wild card (kind of like Royal Rumble). He sure has most of the bullet point others have!
You are fucked!!! Seek help fast!!! I love the made up shit in your post. You should work for CNN or any main stream media complex. You people are going down! Very soon.
Stupid chicks breeding with sub-humans and living in rubbish piles are already living in one of Dante’s level of Inferno.
Big Black Geoffrey will shortly be living an incarceration Hell as the blocks floor mop at the hands of the Ayran Nation.
The Mansfield “teacher” is already in Hell every time she looks in a mirror.
But MCG and Pebbles Rollins export black filth outwardly.
I don’t want any of it sticking to my life.
Vote for the jew!
This morning I accidentally took a shit in my bed and ate it during a dream about a barbecue. I woke up with shit smeared all over my mouth and hands. Then I vomited shit all over my lap and started crying.
You get used to it, don’t worry. Each day I actually tailor my diet to what will make the most delicious shit for me to eat the next morning. Bananas and Mango are good, and I have a list of spices that taste the same coming out as going in. These days I just wake up, shit into my hand, and eat it while reading the latest TurtleBoy article.
JAJA was robbed! Literally …..
Vote most honorable Turtleboy school committee member.
JaJa could have been her
March Madness is over retard. Enough with the brackets. Bring us more stories.
Which bracket are you in?
Who cares about a bunch of nobodies?
Okay Jillian Salvucci
Go whine to a noose panty waste