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2021 Ratchet Madness Championship: Big Black Jeffrey vs. Monica Cannon-Grant

 

Final 4 voting is finished and we now know which two ratchets will square off for the right to be crowned 2021 Ratchet Madness Champion.

Big Black Jeffrey vs. Bigger Blacker Monica Cannon-Grant.

I knew we were heading towards this final since the first round. It was inevitable, and thus far the tournament has been anti-climactic. However, I fully anticipate one of the closest matchups of 2021 in the finals. I honestly have no idea who will win, but you have until tomorrow night to vote. Winner will be announced at the beginning of Turtleboy Live tomorrow night. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel and tune in at 9 every Saturday, Tuesday, and Thursday night. Click here to read each finalist’s ratchet resume.

 

 

2. Big Black Jeffrey

 

 

1. Monica Cannon-Grant

 

 

 

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19 Comment(s)
  • N!guess are ugly, Right Tyson?
    April 30, 2021 at 11:55 pm

    Wmass vs. Emass…may the best worthless piece of shit n!gger win

  • Toyota_Twatsicle
    April 30, 2021 at 4:30 pm

    BBJ deserves to win ratchet madness….. HE will burn in hell for all the acts he’s committed.

  • drunk box eater vs pink uncooked vagina
    April 30, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    This was a very tough decision.

  • come on
    April 30, 2021 at 3:06 pm

    Okay the Monica bitch is annoying af but there really is no competition here… BBJ takes the cake.. literally?

  • KATESKRUSTYKLAM
    April 30, 2021 at 12:54 pm

    JaJa could have been her

  • CalmWhiteDad
    April 30, 2021 at 12:13 pm

    We need to audit the votes. Beast Lighting was robbed.

  • 2wEntEe
    April 30, 2021 at 12:07 pm

    Going with Jeffrey because he rapes children

    • So does Aidan...
      April 30, 2021 at 11:27 pm

      So what is your point?

  • mrs. Kurney swallows black loads
    April 30, 2021 at 10:34 am

    That n!gger rachel rollins got robbed

  • Westerly
    April 30, 2021 at 10:20 am

    I gotta go MCG because BBJ is obviously mentally ill, whereas she is more diabolically ratcheted.

  • JaJa The Queen Of The Pink Sock
    April 30, 2021 at 9:49 am

    Vote Big Black

  • Devine
    April 30, 2021 at 9:47 am

    The Filthiest People Alive

  • Either wins there will be a fried checken shortage
    April 30, 2021 at 9:37 am

    Fat Brown Monica has defective eyeballs and buck teefus. She reminds me of the old dump in Randapan off 24.

    • The angry taint
      April 30, 2021 at 10:21 am

      Are you referring to mattapandolph?

    • Professor Griff
      April 30, 2021 at 2:14 pm

      Buck Teefus! hilarious!

  • Big Brown Gay Homo Jeffrey vs Big Brown Mound of Shit
    April 30, 2021 at 9:30 am

    A 2fer

  • Jimmy the Greek.
    April 30, 2021 at 9:26 am

    I wonder how that fucking flaming faggot will take the news that he won this event. Hopefully it sinks him into a deeper depression and his mental disorder tortures him relentlessly all day every day, even in his dreams. I wish nothing but the worst on that pickle smoking fanook.

    • Stop disrespecting
      May 1, 2021 at 9:42 am

      Please have more respect for Aidan, he is about to be an elected official

  • Imagine her pregnant?
    April 30, 2021 at 9:14 am

    Ni99ers win!
    ‘ers = ratchets

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