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2021 Ratchet Madness Biblow Region Round 1


Here are the winners from the first round of voting in the Guttermuppet region of Ratchet Madness 2021.

Onto the Biblow Region.

Instructions: Vote for which ratchet you think should advance to the second round. Links to their stories are bolded if you’d like to read up on them. I’ve put together a bulleted ratchet resume for each contestant on TB Daily News which you can read by clicking here


1. Waraq


16. Bootleg Avenatti



8. Revere Guzzlerina


9. Jihad Jimmy and Captain Thunder Thighs





4. Crack Rock Carlos


13. Ludlow Slugpump Sisters



5. Rotund Rousey


12. Drive By Domingo




3. MC Spectrum

14. Enfield Penis Colada


6. Connor McBootlegger


11. Sugar Shane Short Bus




7. Brockton Retardy B


10. War-wack Stench Wench



2. Big Black Jeffrey


15. Ludlow Liabetic





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28 Comment(s)
  • Gainnetti, MC Spectrum & Turtleboy show have a freestyle battle.
    April 6, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    I would watch it.
    Besides, I want to show my kid what drugs, alcoholism, and failure look like.
    Would be better than scare straight. TB may be able to have one of his community service hours knocked off too.

  • 2wentee
    April 6, 2021 at 4:22 pm

    Waraq loves the negative attention

  • Always Use a Fake Name with Ratchets. Split When You are Through
    April 6, 2021 at 2:32 pm

    If only The Guzzlerina really looked like the woman in the beach photo with the glasses and the braless cans under that Harvard sweatshirt. Wowza.

    Had to vote for the Slugpump sisters. Very hoseable.

    Warwaq is going to take it all.

  • Observer X
    April 6, 2021 at 1:05 pm

    I have more disdain for SJW’s so hopefully more upsets are coming!

  • Chris
    April 6, 2021 at 12:55 pm

    Waraq to the moon!

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      April 7, 2021 at 9:05 pm

      Under normal conditions it would be Warsaq hands down, but the last coupla months have brought us the Meth Mongoose! A new age Billy Tibbets! And in 6 short weeks has given us more material than Josh Abraham’s and cryin rian combined. If Meth Mongoose doesn’t OD he will surely go down in history as TBs biggest goldmine!

  • 2022 Ratchet Bracket
    April 6, 2021 at 10:39 am

    Voted all upsets, except BBJ, of course

  • Gangster Talk
    April 6, 2021 at 10:19 am

    Justin aka Conor Mcbootlegger is heavily undervalued at his seed. The guy started a go fund me for a deceased friend then tried to pocket the money. Warraq doesn’t deserve #1.

    • Pete Bell
      April 6, 2021 at 10:38 am

      War-Raq is like the 1968-69 UCLA Men’s Basketball team as far as this Ratchet tournament is concerned. Unbeatable, with talent that only comes around once in a lifetime.

  • Final round prediction
    April 6, 2021 at 10:10 am

    Big black jeffrey vs bootleg avenetti

  • ajfederer
    April 6, 2021 at 8:39 am

    I think Big Black Jeffrey takes this Biblow region in a landslide!!!! A scumbag’s scumbag for sure.

    • The troof an nuttin but da troof dawg
      April 6, 2021 at 9:32 am

  • Wamp
    April 6, 2021 at 8:29 am

    JaJa could have been her

  • PG Rated
    April 6, 2021 at 7:42 am

    Where do you find all these freaks?

    • ajfederer
      April 6, 2021 at 8:42 am

      It’s not even hard work to find all of these freaks anymore…

      • PG Rated
        April 6, 2021 at 7:20 pm

        Sad, isn’t it?

  • Hate Dindus
    April 6, 2021 at 7:33 am

    Why doesn’t Big Black Jeffrey have a nickname like everyone else? May I suggest Porch Monkey Tranny Nig Nog Spear Chucker Ape Fairy Faggot?

    • VP Spiro T Cheney
      April 6, 2021 at 11:45 am

      Porch Monkey Tranny Nig Nog Spear Chucker Ape Fairy Faggot is to long. Use an acronym instead TNNSCAFF.

  • Osiris
    April 6, 2021 at 7:17 am

    I dunno if they’re the MOST ratchet, but WARAQ is by far the most entertaining.
    Their videos are hysterical. Because they think it’s good.

    • babygirldiane285
      April 6, 2021 at 8:39 am

      Yes. With the Oscar the Grouch rapper jumping out of garbage cans, pits, and car trunks. Hilarious!

    • VP Spiro T Cheney
      April 6, 2021 at 10:00 am

      I agree, they are wicked funny. I like the video where the dude jumps out of a cardboard TV box. It is like the last thing you would expect. Hysterical.

      • VP Spiro T Cheney
        April 6, 2021 at 11:39 am

        In another video the hammer time dude who had multiple hammers started throwing them around and busts out a sledge hammer and proceeds to smash an analog clock. Then surprise dude jumps out of a pile of leaves- he looks like a homeless sniper. Hysterical.

  • Why is Simp nor Brett on the list
    April 6, 2021 at 6:54 am

    You know Simp has to be in it this year. Mental breakdown, visited by DCF fairy, always in court, has not worked in a few.years and mooches from others.

    And Brett.
    Well I am just waiting to see which pedo vigilante group gets him first. You know he has at least 2 bodies buried in his basement too.

    • Chris
      April 6, 2021 at 12:59 pm

      Who is Simp? You’re so fucking pathetic. What kind of loser do you have to be to be commenting on Brett? Lmfao tool

    • Observer X
      I know, can the bleeping "Simp" posts
      April 6, 2021 at 7:10 pm

      Everyone thinks you’re a loser.

  • Aidans noose
    April 6, 2021 at 6:25 am

    A little over 1000 people actually gave a shit about this…… Time for you to admit this site is just a waste of your existence.

  • Jeff J
    April 6, 2021 at 2:10 am

    Looks like you fucked up by linking the 1st regions ratchet resumes to the 2nd regions ratchets. Gonna be tough without the refresher bullet points.

    • Rionel Lichie
      April 6, 2021 at 8:39 am

      Nah, easy like Tuesday morning.

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