Here are the winners from the first round of voting in the Guttermuppet region of Ratchet Madness 2021.
Onto the Biblow Region.
Instructions: Vote for which ratchet you think should advance to the second round. Links to their stories are bolded if you’d like to read up on them. I’ve put together a bulleted ratchet resume for each contestant on TB Daily News which you can read by clicking here.
16. Bootleg Avenatti
9. Jihad Jimmy and Captain Thunder Thighs
12. Drive By Domingo
3. MC Spectrum
15. Ludlow Liabetic
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I would watch it.
Besides, I want to show my kid what drugs, alcoholism, and failure look like.
Would be better than scare straight. TB may be able to have one of his community service hours knocked off too.
Waraq loves the negative attention
If only The Guzzlerina really looked like the woman in the beach photo with the glasses and the braless cans under that Harvard sweatshirt. Wowza.
Had to vote for the Slugpump sisters. Very hoseable.
Warwaq is going to take it all.
I have more disdain for SJW’s so hopefully more upsets are coming!
Waraq to the moon!
Under normal conditions it would be Warsaq hands down, but the last coupla months have brought us the Meth Mongoose! A new age Billy Tibbets! And in 6 short weeks has given us more material than Josh Abraham’s and cryin rian combined. If Meth Mongoose doesn’t OD he will surely go down in history as TBs biggest goldmine!
Voted all upsets, except BBJ, of course
Justin aka Conor Mcbootlegger is heavily undervalued at his seed. The guy started a go fund me for a deceased friend then tried to pocket the money. Warraq doesn’t deserve #1.
War-Raq is like the 1968-69 UCLA Men’s Basketball team as far as this Ratchet tournament is concerned. Unbeatable, with talent that only comes around once in a lifetime.
Big black jeffrey vs bootleg avenetti
I think Big Black Jeffrey takes this Biblow region in a landslide!!!! A scumbag’s scumbag for sure.
JaJa could have been her
Where do you find all these freaks?
It’s not even hard work to find all of these freaks anymore…
Sad, isn’t it?
Why doesn’t Big Black Jeffrey have a nickname like everyone else? May I suggest Porch Monkey Tranny Nig Nog Spear Chucker Ape Fairy Faggot?
Porch Monkey Tranny Nig Nog Spear Chucker Ape Fairy Faggot is to long. Use an acronym instead TNNSCAFF.
I dunno if they’re the MOST ratchet, but WARAQ is by far the most entertaining.
Their videos are hysterical. Because they think it’s good.
Yes. With the Oscar the Grouch rapper jumping out of garbage cans, pits, and car trunks. Hilarious!
I agree, they are wicked funny. I like the video where the dude jumps out of a cardboard TV box. It is like the last thing you would expect. Hysterical.
In another video the hammer time dude who had multiple hammers started throwing them around and busts out a sledge hammer and proceeds to smash an analog clock. Then surprise dude jumps out of a pile of leaves- he looks like a homeless sniper. Hysterical.
You know Simp has to be in it this year. Mental breakdown, visited by DCF fairy, always in court, has not worked in a few.years and mooches from others.
Well I am just waiting to see which pedo vigilante group gets him first. You know he has at least 2 bodies buried in his basement too.
Who is Simp? You’re so fucking pathetic. What kind of loser do you have to be to be commenting on Brett? Lmfao tool
Everyone thinks you’re a loser.
A little over 1000 people actually gave a shit about this…… Time for you to admit this site is just a waste of your existence.
Looks like you fucked up by linking the 1st regions ratchet resumes to the 2nd regions ratchets. Gonna be tough without the refresher bullet points.
Nah, easy like Tuesday morning.