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Enfield Penis Colada Blames Cops For Shooting Her Man Eating Pit Bull Who She Threatens Teenagers With After Biting Her Man-Bunned Crotch Fruit’s Girlfriend In The Neck And Dragging Her 

 

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Another ratchet owned pit bull attacked something with a pulse yesterday in Enfield, but this time it wasn’t a smaller pooch, it was a woman. And it legitimately tried to kill her.

An Enfield police officer killed a dog that was attacking a woman in Enfield Tuesday. According to police, an officer saw the large dog attacking a woman while responding to a call on Spring Street. The dog was biting the woman’s foot as the officer approached. Police said the dog’s owners tried to stop the attack by pouring hot water on the animal, but it only paused. The dog then lunged at the woman, bit her on the neck, and began pulling her off the sidewalk and onto the lawn. At that point the officer “dispatched” the dog to stop the attack, police said. The woman was treated by EMS who responded to the scene.

“The Enfield Police Department wishes to stress that action such as this is taken only under extraordinary circumstances,” police said in a statement. “The outcome, while unfortunate, appears to have been unavoidable in an effort to protect the female victim from any further harm or additional injury.”

Pouring hot water on an animal as it bites down on the jugular of a woman in your front yard isn’t nearly as effective as you imagine it would be.

I know this will turn into a pit bull debate once again, and I’ve gone both ways on this issue. But the more you see these incidents and the owners are ALWAYS ratchets, the more you realize that this is an owner thing. Pit bulls are like AR-15’s. You don’t technically “need” one, but you have a right to own one, and they’re no more volatile than any other dog if the owners are responsible. Pit bulls, like AR-15’s, have the ability to kill faster. But if we don’t blame AR-15’s I just feel like you can’t blame the breed of pit bills either. It’s not the AR-15’s fault that it’s the preferred gun of Manson freak teenagers looking to shoot up their schools, just like it’s not the fault of pit bulls that they are they go hand in hand with a bottle of Henny and a flat brimme Chicago Bulls hat either.

The dog’s owner is Gina Porcello-Rodriguez, and she is EXACTLY what you imagined the owner of a man eating pit bull would look like.

Tittoos, sperm donors who could almost definitely point me to an underground dog fighting ring, eyebrows on fleek, and regularly uses phrases like “work flow bitch.”

Nuff said.

On top of that she literally threatened to have her “big ass dog” maul some kids who tried to steal her teenage sons’ scooters.

According to her she has “a lot” of sons, because apparently it’s hard to keep track of a specific number when you’re this ratchet. And her X number of crotch fruits often have their homies over to play Fortnite all hours of the night, and next time someone tries stealing a scooter she’s gonna let the pit bull and the semen demons “rock the shit out of whoever the fuck it is.”

She seems like she’s raised some respectable, well adjusted poon polyps.

If the President of Mexico ever saw pictures of Enfield he’d be building that wall faster than Trump ever could. Sure, they can’t afford to mow their lawn, bed sheets double as curtains, every day is trash day, they’re on food stamps, and the thought of owning property is a foreign concept they’ve never contemplated. But at least they got the fresh Jordans, chains, man buns, and sidewalk patio furniture. Because, priorities.

She also seems to have a younger crotch fruit, who she allows to be around this man eating beast.

If you’ve ever referred to your child as “baby girl” on social media, then you’re pretty ratchet. But believe it or not she used to be MORE ratchet than she is now.

If you’ve ever used the phrase “catch a case behind a bum” or “word to Gods,” you definitely definitely have never been to parent teacher conference night at your kid’s school.

“Girl, I worked so hard to be where I’m at in life.” 

Just a reminder, this is where she’s at in life.

So much winning.

Meanwhile over on her page she’s dry begging for sympathy and blaming the cops for shooting the beast she called a pet.

“No one understood you but us.”

Actually, I think the woman whose neck he sunk his teeth into before dragging her onto the pile of dirt and broken dreams that you call a lawn, understands your dog quite well.

She’s also blaming the media for “making false reports,” and in a ratchet twist it sounds like the woman the dog tried to maul was her man-bunned son’s girlfriend!

The “people talking shit” who she refers to is everyone with a brain, including someone who pointed out the truth under her post.

Carole Mangene Porcello appears to be family, and as you can see the hoodbooger-bait DNA is passed on genetically.

Obviously this dog was trained to be a vicious killer because these scum baguettes wanted it to be just like them. When your mother is posting on Facebook how she wants to unleash the dog to maul scooter thieves, and split bitches heads open who look at her the wrong way, it becomes apparent that in this case it’s the owner, not the breed.

 

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62 Comment(s)
  • EBT plus
    October 23, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Lots of cheap makeup and magic marker eyebrows. Throw in some one parent kids, vicious dogs and of course a Altima!

  • Fat Girl Titties
    October 23, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    I have several questions but I’ll try to keep it short. Who/what is the obese one with the gender confused son? The one that is flipping off the the Obamaphone camera with the trash in the background. What the fuck is that?!! Is it the “girlfriend” that caused the problems and got dragged by the throat? Sheesh!

  • Not Relevant
    October 22, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    As for someone who lives in Enfield, let it be known that the whole town isnt like that, it’s literally just that street. I was taught to stay away from that shit show of a street from a very young age.

  • ewwwnasty
    October 22, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    those people are so fat and ugly!

  • Mr. Furley
    October 22, 2020 at 10:51 am

    First of all, this portly cunts son is a dickless little fag. He looks like a fucking girl. I hope that stupid beast of a dog bites his balls off! Second, you dont have to train a pit bull to be a vicious killer, it comes naturally for pits. Its hard-wired in their DNA to attack and kill anything that moves. Even more scummy and inexcusable is pit OWNERS. They’re even more psycho than their baby killing mutts. They laugh at child victims of pitbull attacks. They are a cult of coldblooded psychopaths that have no shame. They should all be pur down along with their bloodthirsty demon dogs!

  • Pitbull handler....Are you a girl or guy?
    October 22, 2020 at 6:06 am

    You are one ugly fucker…Please share your gender with us, we cannot tell. Asking for a friend 😉

  • King Richards Faire
    October 21, 2020 at 11:08 pm

    Love that stolen plastic outside patio set.

    • Dave
      October 22, 2020 at 7:58 am

      i was admiring the patio set myself, complimented by the trash cans right next to it. To go one better, I really love the hefty trash bag tablecloths in the pic with the blond skank. They can double dip…use them as a tablecloth, then use them to throw all the trash in. They are resourceful.

      • Luke Fondleberg
        October 24, 2020 at 2:24 am

        Not to mention the official flower of Rhode Island, the DISH unit, conveniently located directly adjacent to the front stairs.

  • Coloredblacknegroafricanamericanpersonofcolor ofcolor
    October 21, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    I smacked her wit the tar brush. Yeah, I gave her dem shorties

  • North of the Border
    October 21, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    Yeah, the mom definitely won’t be on Pornhub unless someone swallowed something and Poison Control Center tells you to induce vomiting.

    Leopard print anything–the uniform of fat old ratchets everywhere.

    Christ, I can’t tell where the side book ends and her fupa begins.

    • North of the Border
      October 21, 2020 at 7:36 pm

      Boob. Boob. Not book.

      Fucking autocorrect.

  • Richard Ramirez
    October 21, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    I fucking hate dogs.Always the first thing to silence.

  • whatevuh
    October 21, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    when the best you’ve done is welfare, and ghetto rat children, “Girl, I worked so hard to be where I’m at in life” you aren’t impressing anyone. All of you need to crawl out of the dumpster life you’re living in.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    October 21, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    Will pass on this one.They dont make air fresheners strong enough
    for this large a job.

    • VP Spiro T Cheney
      October 21, 2020 at 6:20 pm

      can you imagine what the fuck is in bundies truck or what the fuck ever. i cant even figure out the horror that constrained so whatever

  • John Henry
    October 21, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    Poor choice of photo ops for Big Papi.

    • Cottonmouth
      October 23, 2020 at 1:14 am

      I thought the same exact thing

  • Pence/Tormentor 2024
    October 21, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    Regarding the small child sitting at the table with the two pitbulls.
    What could possibly go wrong?

    • Faggot Stomper
      October 21, 2020 at 9:10 pm

      dont worry its cool, they are “nanny dogs” lol

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    October 21, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    The chick straddling the dog has the flattest tits I’ve ever seen….

    • bloop
      October 21, 2020 at 6:05 pm

      Fucking hysterical. I’m still laughing from other comments and this one killed me.

  • Bob Murchison
    October 21, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    I would love to lay down with a small toy boat on my chest while she
    Niagara Falls dumps any Goya product of her choice down onto me.
    Our little secret game of “Maid of the Mist.”

  • I WISH TO THANK ALL YOU RIGHTEOUS COMEDIANS WHO POSTED ABOUT "LUCKY" jhamal ! YOU HAVE MADE ME LAUGH SOOO... DAMN HARD!!! IT WAS A BLAST READING THEM! "DRAWING A TUNNEL" TOO FUCKING PRECIOUS!!! LMFAO BIG TIME!!!
    October 21, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    YOU MADE THIS OLE MAN VERY HAPPY! THANKS AGAIN EVERONE!
    BOB G. PROUD, WHITE, ULTRANATIONALIST, MAINE MILITARY VETERAN
    ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

    • Blast from the Past
      October 21, 2020 at 4:58 pm

      C130 rolling down the strip
      Recon daddy gonna take a little trip
      Stand up buckle up shuffle to the door
      Jump on out and shout Marine Corps
      If my chute don’t open wide
      I got another one by my side
      If that chute don’t blossom round
      I’ll be the first Marine on the ground

      • BLESS YOU & THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE! I WAS IN: HHC 319th MI BN XVIII AIRBORNE CORPS 82nd AIRBORNE DIVISION FT BRAGG, NC '80-83
        October 21, 2020 at 5:15 pm

        BOB G . PROUD, WHITE, ULTRANATIONALIST, MAINE MILITARY VETERAN

        • Freedom takes balls
          October 21, 2020 at 8:06 pm

          It’s all great. I respect your military service. I feel good that I can depend on you having my back when the shit hits the fan, and it’s going to. That being said, the last time US troops had to stand up was Vietnam. Truck and roadside bombs happened later but it was never a full involvement. More of a police action. Look at things now. The police aren’t being backed. Guys like this towgunner are posting like they have been through it. Not the case, although I think he could be a good warrior. Point is, there ain’t enough Towgunners, and the rest of the “Veterans” from the old military movements who want to act like they fought in wars but desert storm, irak, whatever, wasn’t what a veteran fought. In the mean time all these antifa cucks are tossing out there. Everybody under 40 is weak and has been taught to cower. We are all done. Thank god I am not 40 or under.

  • Public Service announcement on how to stop a Pitbull Attach
    October 21, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    First off, pits suck, just stop buying them. Ok, here is how you stop an attack and I am dead serious, i’ve seen this happen before. Google it if you want, you just stick your finger up it’s ass.

    I’m not saying this the only way and probably a last resort, but it works. If a Pitbull had a hold of my dog or my kid, my finger would be in it’s ass faster than TB jizzes when portnoy mentions his name. If it’s a male you can also try ripping its balls off.

    I got a couple scary looking ones in my neighborhood and honestly it makes me want to move. There is a reason they are banned in over 20 countries.

    • Just Say'n
      October 21, 2020 at 4:51 pm

      Bull mastiffs rock. Much better that pits. Nothing like a 160 lb war dag to send the hoodrats running.

  • JJ
    October 21, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    I hate white bitchs who think they are Spanish or black by injection. They are just as bad as the AWFUL ones!
    Son is maybe 14-15 at most and already has gang signs and glamour shots. Soon those pictures will be of him taking a knee in a state blue dress shirt. He looks like a younger pure.. hip hop fudgepacker! There is a video out there on the whole faggot hip hop agenda and let me tell ya. There is a lot of fags in the industry! His eyebrows look better then his spanish pork roast mother. he has that at least going for him. What a little faggot. The spanish by injection breeder should have been shot along with the dog! Ahh fuck it, her the dog and her little fag too!

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 21, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    Would love to hear just 1 example of how these creatures, and all spics in general, are improving their community or our country as a whole.

    • Ever had....
      October 21, 2020 at 4:34 pm

      Salsa?

  • No Malarkey
    October 21, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    “Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids”

    Join us.

  • HEY GINA PORK RIND! HOLY WHAT THE FUCK, OVER!!! I'M DAMN NEAR AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!!! NEAR BUT N-O-T THERE YET!
    October 21, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    AT FIRST I WAS COMPELLED TO READ THE STORY… THEN AS I STARTED TO SCROLL DOWN, I WAS FUCKING VISUALLY ASSAULTED BY NOT JUST 1 or 2 pics, BUT A WHOLE GHETTO FULL!!! WTF NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY BELIEVE THAT ALL THESE FUCKING FRUIT-FLIES ARE SUPPOSEDLY A “WHOLE FAM DAMILY!” SIMPLY FUCKING UNBELIEVEABLE!!! WHATTA CREW OF SCHMOES! WHAT FUCKING FLYING SAUCER DID THEY FALL OUTTA THE SKY FROM??? TRULY A “BUNCHA” PRIME LOSERS! LOW-LIFES ONE & ALL! IF I EVER CAUGHT MY DOG BITING ONE OF THESE SCUMBAGS I’D K-I-L-L THEM!!!
    WOW TB THIS IS A DOOZY TO BE SURE! GREAT COP—-WRONG ANIMAL!!!
    DO ANY OF THESE ASSHOLES EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE HOW FUCKING STUPIDLY RETARDED THEY ALL LOOK??? I’M KNOCKED THE FUCK OVER THAT THEY ACTUALLY GO OUT IN PUBLIC LOOKING LIKE THEY ALL HAVE A 10 inch “L” FOR LOSER TATTED TO THEIR FUCKING FOREHEAD! WHAT A BUNCHA MOPES!!!

    BOB G. PROUD, WHITE, ULTRANATIONALIST, MAINE MILITARY VETERAN

    • JJ
      October 21, 2020 at 4:20 pm

      Well its 3:10 p.m. and not 3:10 a.m. either way still love ya Brother.

  • WarWack
    October 21, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    Tittoos,Check

    Ratchet hoodbogger kids including a little blimp that has never eaten a salad, Check

    Moms got a big bum, Check

    Unemployed Black savage jungle islander in the background, Check.

    Deport Spics

    • Captain Trips
      October 21, 2020 at 3:26 pm

      Man buns – check
      Sculpted eyebrows – check
      Unmowed lawns and trash on the back porch – check
      Live on the worst street in Enfield – check

      • Old Tom Morris
        October 21, 2020 at 4:24 pm

        S.N.A.P. benefits – check
        Multiple EBT cards – check
        All crotchfruits on SSI – check
        Section 8 subsidized apt. – check

        • Luke Fondleberg
          October 24, 2020 at 2:31 am

          -DISH unit adjacent to main entry door – check
          -Unkempt vines climbing the wire to said DISH unit – check
          -Several wires spliced from DISH unit running bootleg service to upstairs apartments – check

  • Buy a cocker spaniel that wont eat people
    October 21, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    Pit Bulls were purposely bred to attack large game animals and hold onto them with their powerful jaws without letting go. So, when a Pit Bull puts a 3 year old’s face in its mouth without warning and turns it into a shredded heap of flesh, it’s only doing what its DNA has programmed it to do. It’s almost more responsible to hand a group of toddlers a loaded .357 than let any Pit Bull within 50 yards of them in public.

  • The farts escaping from Kamala Harris's butthole, noiselessly.
    October 21, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    When the flabby belly belt extends beyond the titties, that’s never a good sign.

  • Dragon 88
    October 21, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    $45.00 for the dead dog upon delivery.

    • Greta Thunberg
      October 21, 2020 at 3:27 pm

      How Dare You!!!

      • Cottonmouth
        October 23, 2020 at 1:24 am

        Never fails! I love you

    • Judge dread
      October 21, 2020 at 6:11 pm

      dragon 88 is on one the best bars. i would say hands down it is the best in the area.

      • Dragon 88
        October 21, 2020 at 9:03 pm

        Thank you.

  • Degen from Laval
    October 21, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Pardon my Anglais (tres mal), but what you call culture appropriation in foto with three jeune boys on voiture? Socks avec sandals? C’est QUEBECOIS, not ghetto rachette!

    Allez-vous faire un foutre, visage au chocolat.

  • West Warwick Turtle Trash
    October 21, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    Looks to me that the dog was a boxer mix. A pit actually attacked a boxer on my street Thursday night, tried to take the poor things leg right off. If I ever had to fight off an attacking pit, I sure as fuck am not giving it a fucking bath. No wonder it just “paused” it was confused why that stupid moron was getting it ready for tubby time. I don’t know the best way to stop a pit attack, but I can’t imagine many animals would enjoy getting their eyes gouged out. All you need is a hooked thumb, works on sharks and people too.

    Unfortunately, pits ARE 100% MORE DANGEROUS than other breeds, regardless of how they are raised. Poor breeding and inbreeding has completely fucked their DNA in many cases. So you could raise that pup to be a lap dog, but if it has that tainted DNA strain, there’s no telling what could happen if it is ever triggered. Obviously not true of all pits, but enough of them to make it risky.

  • DLFP
    October 21, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    When the Chinese or Russians land on revere beach, we are doomed.

  • Murder Hornet Spray
    October 21, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    I will leave this one for Spic Tormentor.
    So much material here.

  • Furry Parsnip
    October 21, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    Missed it…Was the pitbulls name Scarface???

  • JoeBidensDominant PedoGene
    October 21, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    I’d like that upstanding young man in the white unzipped sweatshirt straddling the dog to join me on the campaign trail. I’m Joe Biden and I approved this message.

  • Taint Smasher
    October 21, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    Not all pitbull owners are gangstas but all gangstas are pitbull owners.

  • Tapioca Brains
    October 21, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Joe Biden here. What happened to that dog was completely unnecessary. Instead of standing there and teaching a cop when there’s an unarmed person (or dog) coming at ‘em with a knife or something, shoot ‘em in the leg instead of in the heart.

  • Mr. Toobin
    October 21, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    I masturbated to the fat broad in the leopard shirt. She’s a real 3 hole slut.

    • Captain Trips
      October 21, 2020 at 3:45 pm

      She is hot. I wanna lick that mole on her cheek

  • Captain Trips
    October 21, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    Spring St Enfield LOL The ghetto of Enfield.

    That’s what the ghetto attracts all right.

  • PFC
    October 21, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Only thing I disagree with is the fact that ratchet owners are the only ones to blame. There have been plenty of cases of owners who, while stupid, still think they’re doing the right thing adopting from a no-kill shelter, only to find out later their little Fido was actually mixed-Pit and it was withheld, or had a history of biting/attacking and was in solitary confinement ahead of adoption, or was given anti-aggression meds and this wasn’t disclosed. Then the dog ends up attacking and/or killing grandma or one of their kids. See dogsbite.org for actual stories and stats. These dogs are a menace and we should focus on transparency and keeping them away from kids and the elderly, and it’d be fine by me if we made an effort to ensure they don’t reproduce at all anymore.

    • With respect to PFC^^^^^°°
      October 21, 2020 at 2:29 pm

      The thing here is to adopt from a fresh litter of pups. I agree you wouldn’t know what to expect from a shelter with a previous owners upbringing of a pb. Honestly, I would hope that a family with young ones wouldn’t adopt a pet without extreme caution to begin with. Pit Bulls are a known breed for aggression and I will always suggest that if such a breed be adopted, go for a fresh litter. If you don’t have the time or patience to properly train a mature pit, there are several breeds out there that would make any family have piece of mind and be happy.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      October 21, 2020 at 3:17 pm

      I was thinking the same about you.

      • PFC
        October 21, 2020 at 3:19 pm

        Too late!

  • Eddie
    October 21, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    nothing worse than corn rows on a white hood bogger wanna be.

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