This is Bebo Pabon from Fitchburg.
This charming looking blowfish covered in cash face tattoos, overgrown public hair, and often mistaken for a pin cushion, shared with the world his first hand account of racism while out to eat in Fitchburg over the weekend.
That is the greatest Fitchburg manifesto I’ve ever read. I LOVE WHEN THE SWITCH FROM ALL CAPS TO Capitalize The First Letter Then back to normal while only using exclamation points for punctuation. Makes it sound so much more real. I had to read it a few times to understand what he was saying because he liked to do this a lot.
“Mind me they were Doing nothing But smoking cigarette.”
I believe the phrase he was looking for was, “mind you.”
I’ve never been to this diner before, but apparently YOU “WELL” Be discriminated “THEIR” if you look like you just got stung by a hive full of bees that just relapsed on oxycotin.
According to Crackrock Carlos he went to the Summer Street Cafe with two friends, they went out to smoke a cigarette, got harassed for no reason, went back inside, the waitress served them, they ate their food, and then the cops came and kicked them out because #blacklivesmatter, even though he’s clearly not black.
I dunno, I think I believe him. His mastery of the English language and his pleasant looking demeanor makes him a credible witness in my eyes.
Plus, he’s reppin his boi who got put away but dindu nuffin and thus needs to be freed.
It’s not like the guy goes around threatening people on Facebook not to “start the heat” if they roll up on Hilltop.
(The last guy who had beef with Hilltop was Negan, and he ended up in jail. Just sayin)
His post accusing this small business of racism was shared hundreds of times before he took it down today, but I screenshotted some of his responses, and they were glorious. For starters, he insisted that he “payed” for his food after being kicked out of the restaurant for smoking a cigarette outside.
But according to other witnesses there was a lot more to the story.
This guy had a crack rock on the table while eating third breakfast?
I don’t believe it!
Then his waitress came forward and confirmed the story once again.
Yo, this place be discriminating against crackheads!!
Crackhead lives matter!
Can’t a couple crackheads get high in front of other customers, nod off into some hash browns, and leave a crack rock on the table in full display without being harassed by the po-po?
For what it’s worth, Officer McCall is black, and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Guttermuppet is not. But he ended his post about discrimination with #blacklivesmatter anyway, because that makes sense.
Even though he got called out for being a slugpump Crackrock Carlos kept demanding to see the surveillance tape, as if that would exonerate him.
If only they would’ve searched him so he “would’ve proofed a point.” Then you’d all feel VERY silly.
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