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Crack Rock Carlos Says Racist Fitchburg Diner Discriminated Against Him For Smoking Crack In Parking Lot And Leaving Crack Rock On Table


This is Bebo Pabon from Fitchburg.

This charming looking blowfish covered in cash face tattoos, overgrown public hair, and often mistaken for a pin cushion, shared with the world his first hand account of racism while out to eat in Fitchburg over the weekend.

That is the greatest Fitchburg manifesto I’ve ever read. I LOVE WHEN THE SWITCH FROM ALL CAPS TO Capitalize The First Letter Then back to normal while only using exclamation points for punctuation. Makes it sound so much more real. I had to read it a few times to understand what he was saying because he liked to do this a lot.

“Mind me they were Doing nothing But smoking cigarette.”

I believe the phrase he was looking for was, “mind you.”

I’ve never been to this diner before, but apparently YOU “WELL” Be discriminated “THEIR” if you look like you just got stung by a hive full of bees that just relapsed on oxycotin.

According to Crackrock Carlos he went to the Summer Street Cafe with two friends, they went out to smoke a cigarette, got harassed for no reason, went back inside, the waitress served them, they ate their food, and then the cops came and kicked them out because #blacklivesmatter, even though he’s clearly not black.

I dunno, I think I believe him. His mastery of the English language and his pleasant looking demeanor makes him a credible witness in my eyes.

Plus, he’s reppin his boi who got put away but dindu nuffin and thus needs to be freed.

It’s not like the guy goes around threatening people on Facebook not to “start the heat” if they roll up on Hilltop.

(The last guy who had beef with Hilltop was Negan, and he ended up in jail. Just sayin)

His post accusing this small business of racism was shared hundreds of times before he took it down today, but I screenshotted some of his responses, and they were glorious. For starters, he insisted that he “payed” for his food after being kicked out of the restaurant for smoking a cigarette outside.

But according to other witnesses there was a lot more to the story.

This guy had a crack rock on the table while eating third breakfast?

I don’t believe it!

Then his waitress came forward and confirmed the story once again.

Yo, this place be discriminating against crackheads!!

Crackhead lives matter!

Can’t a couple crackheads get high in front of other customers, nod off into some hash browns, and leave a crack rock on the table in full display without being harassed by the po-po?

For what it’s worth, Officer McCall is black, and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Guttermuppet is not. But he ended his post about discrimination with #blacklivesmatter anyway, because that makes sense.

Even though he got called out for being a slugpump Crackrock Carlos kept demanding to see the surveillance tape, as if that would exonerate him.

If only they would’ve searched him so he “would’ve proofed a point.” Then you’d all feel VERY silly.



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57 Comment(s)
  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    August 26, 2020 at 11:56 pm

    Here I was thinking Heavy D had passed away. Nope. Just relocated to Fitchburg.

    In all seriousness: I have epilepsy Unc…. When you screenshot these 4th grade educated, gravy-dumpster, lard-ass, EBT collecting, section 8 living wastes of oxygen I’m concerned for myself.

  • Carlos Danger
    August 25, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Thanks Ted Kennedy; for the immigration reform act of 1965. Prior to that huge mistake….oily turds like this got sent right back where they came from.

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    August 25, 2020 at 2:06 am

    Searching him would have “proofed” the point that he didn’t have any drugs on him. Because he already fucking did ’em all.

    • Trumpkins
      August 25, 2020 at 6:29 am

      Typical shi$ bag mentality. Point the fingers when they get called out for being shi$bags in public. Guaranteed Democrats right there.

      • @trumpkins
        August 25, 2020 at 9:44 am

        How the fuck does this relate to democrats or republicans for that matter. This fucker probably doesn’t even know the time of day, let alone vote!
        You video dipshit!

    • Lint trap
      August 25, 2020 at 9:35 am

      You never know though. This guy could smuggle a lot of rock candy just inside his belly cave!

  • North of the Border
    August 24, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    If dude was an Indian, his spirit animal would be fried chicken.

  • Douche bag
    August 24, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    I didn’t tattoo parlors took E.B.T cards.P.S. by the way the rock on the table is old Goya powder u stupid fucks bunch of racist mother fuckers wtf

  • North of the Border
    August 24, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    ENGLISH, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

    Cause you sure can’t write worth a shit.

  • Learn! To! Punctuate!
    August 24, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    Face tattoos and unnecessary exclamation points! I would lock him up just for that!

  • The Ghost Of John Fitch
    August 24, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    All is lost…

  • Dr Wu
    August 24, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    Dr Frankenstein put electrodes on each side of the neck of his creation.

    Why the fuck does this moron have electrodes on each cheekbone?

  • Ron Jeremy
    August 24, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    If only the colleges would open up their campuses, Bluto could get back to his studies.

  • Orson Wells
    August 24, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    FHS 2018 Valedictorian

  • whatevuh
    August 24, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    I bet he drives a jeep, he needs a 4×4 to haul that fat ass around. P.S. Life jackets buckled like that one, I can assure you, he will sink right to the bottom when he falls in, and then some blackass crackhead will call the police, and they’ll have to drag the pond to fish his fat ass out with a rope and hooks. Can we all spell L-O-S-E-R ?

  • Captain Trips
    August 24, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    I blame Trump for shit heads like this 100% with all these bail outs.
    These $1200 stimulus checks and $600 unemployment welfare checks aren’t any benefit for normal people like you and me. It’s only poor scumbags like this who ever see any of that money.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 25, 2020 at 8:29 am

      Looks like I picked up an imposter too. No problem. I’ll change my name. Game over for you. Later!

  • Native Hawaiian Guy
    August 24, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    You guys grow them skinny on the mainland. Get that beanpole a gross of Spam right now.


    • Illegal Alien Welfare Queen
      August 24, 2020 at 8:33 pm

      There is no doubt that this unproductive member of society didn’t work before Charlie Parker shut down the economy due to the china flu.

      Bluto is only smoking crack now because he has another week to go before his EBT card is recharged. Maybe then he will finally find that bad batch and the narcan will arrive seconds too late.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 24, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    I had no clue crack was so fattening.

    • Snarky Pete
      August 24, 2020 at 7:36 pm

      Those rocks must be pure sugar

  • Cracked Up
    August 24, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    I love hoe every guilty as swipe demands to see the video tape so that they can change their story to explain away the evidence after their first lie.

    Want to see the tape? Fine. I’m pressing charges and we can all watch it with the judge,.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    August 24, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    How much money comes out of our paychecks each week to support this piece of whale shit?
    Better yet, how much comes out to support his fruits of his loins?

  • Done with this shit
    August 24, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    No lie- that is hands down the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. And a druggie too? Wow! He won the ghetto lottery!

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    August 24, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    Bebo’s as tall as he is wide. Also, I wonder what size bowl they used to cut his hair?

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    August 24, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    The mistake was in letting this fat wetback in the restaurant in the first place.
    It isn’t too hard to see animals before they get inside. Discrimination is NOT keeping filthy animals away from civilized people.

  • Misclassified As Human
    August 24, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    Let’s give this monkey a one way bus ticket to Chicago’s Southside then a fellow boon can execute him because monkey lives matter.

  • Truth
    August 24, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    I feel like I’m listening to Howie Carr. Don’t make fun of other people’s grammar or of their verbal mistakes and then go on and make a litany of mistakes yourself.

    • School of crock@truth
      August 24, 2020 at 4:27 pm

      I agree with Truth! If this is an online learning forum then I believe the moderators should set a better example towards us ” lehman” folk. Furthermore, they should stop the excessive whining about remote learning! Hasn’t even been a “thing” yet to throw any judgement at!

  • Norm
    August 24, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    LOL OMG look at that fat beaner with the chin pubes and the Moe Howard haircut

    Wow, he must be a tough guy because he sneers and wears a gay-ass chain. What a clown! Is he an illegal?

  • Nightmare
    August 24, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    I’m not suggesting you go back to writing repetitive stories about teachers in Mass being pussies like last week but this proves my point.
    Last week your constant bullshit was how students NEED teachers and teachers are SO important for the kids development yada, yada, yada but just look at this fucking illiterate train wreck.
    This fucking kid and about 45% of the kids that are graduating High School sound just like him.
    Teachers have been giving these kids passing grades in every subject their entire childhood and moving them through the system.
    Teachers create this mess for society and suck.

    • Good job, you aced the test
      August 24, 2020 at 12:48 pm

      If I were a teacher I’d give them passing grades too. What’s the alternative? If you fail them, you’ll have them in your class for another year (or more). In fairness to the teachers, the so-called administrators probably require the teachers to pass these guys. No need for learning when some form of affirmative action will provide you with a job.

      • Orion
        August 24, 2020 at 1:08 pm

        Seriously, I’d probably do the same thing – just to get these clowns the fuck out of public schools and off to trapping and dealing molly like they’re going to do anyway. Teaching is all kabuki theater these days. Lots of gesturing and howling, and by the end, nobody still knows what the fuck’s going on.

      • Social Justice FckTards
        August 24, 2020 at 1:25 pm

        Grades are racist, homework is racist and the Englisg language is racist.

    • 1984
      August 24, 2020 at 1:47 pm

      Plus the new math that are teaching now 2+2=4 is the wrong answer because that equation is a perspective in white western mathematics that marginalizes other possible values. I wish this was a joke but sadly it is not.

  • Casual living
    August 24, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    Looks like he did some of those tattoos in front of a bathroom mirror. Newsflash, dummy, they won’t come off when you next stumble into a shower.

  • The whole package
    August 24, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    Overweight, raging drug problems and uglier than a mule’s butt!

    Best of luck dude, really.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    August 24, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    Boy needs to be dunked in a large vat of NAIR.

  • Mastiff squint
    August 24, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Christ! How many times do I have to tell you kids not to carve the jack-o-lantern so early, you know its gonna rot before Halloween!

  • Judge dread
    August 24, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    what kind of crack head will leave crack rock abandoned? what a fucking retard.

  • BucketNutz
    Hey Kiana
    August 24, 2020 at 11:48 am

    Inquiring minds want to know: Did they tip you? If so, how much?

    • Skeezer Pleaser
      August 24, 2020 at 11:54 am

      I got yer tip RIGHT HERE!

  • bill fleming
    August 24, 2020 at 11:37 am

    America is the only country in the world where being a fat crackhead can claim racism.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 24, 2020 at 11:36 am

    This place must serve malta goya pancakes or something

    • Oh right
      August 24, 2020 at 11:44 am

      This coming from a diddling pedo, go do your community service or something.

    • Who are you fooling?
      August 24, 2020 at 11:52 am

      If there was a high school aged boy working as the dishwasher, you would be there for breakfast/lunch/dinner, you diddler.

    • The Common Man Presens: ST Funny Quotes
      August 24, 2020 at 12:25 pm

      “I’ve spent years building up my reputation on here, and people seem to look forward to and enjoy my comments every day.”

      I’m sure UTB has considered paying you too comment since you drive so many hits on the website with your huge fan base.

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        August 24, 2020 at 12:50 pm

        Quoting your own fake ST troll posts from your mental breakdown this weekend is an interesting tactic.

      • What a loser
        August 24, 2020 at 1:04 pm

        I saw that comment yesterday, literally the saddest and most pathetic thing I’ve ever read on this site lmao

        • Don’t be a retard
          August 24, 2020 at 1:09 pm

          Obviously that wasn’t from the real ST ya jackass

          • Admin
            August 24, 2020 at 4:18 pm

            Yes, it was.

            He has the same IP address as the other comments above his too. He is making fake comments under his own name to deflect from the shit he said the other night about a little girl.

          • Common man is a tool
            August 24, 2020 at 5:24 pm

            Now you’re pretending to be an admin? lol. Give it a rest dude you’re embarrassing yourself.

          • The Common Man
            August 24, 2020 at 7:27 pm

            unlike you, I have a life outside my name on turtleboy forums. I was spending time with my kids today, I didn’t have time to play admin. I know it’s difficult for someone with a huge fanbase like you to understand, but there are more people than me who think you’re a raging douche. We consider you a douche instead of a troll because trolls are funny and you are definitely not funny.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 24, 2020 at 3:40 pm

      There must be an aeropostale next door to the place.

      Still laughing about that one!

  • Orion
    August 24, 2020 at 11:35 am

    Killer face pubes! More like Pinche Baboso for his name.

  • Jelly.
    August 24, 2020 at 11:35 am

    If you need to smoke crack to pull yourself out of a coma-like nod…you obviously have life by the balls.

    We should all be so lucky.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 24, 2020 at 11:23 am

    I’m sure the restaurant is more than happy to not have another drug addicted middle finger waving welfare slob in their restaurant. So crack-head, thanks for not coming by!

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