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War-wack Stench Wench Forgets To Remove Syringe From Yard Sale Post Selling Government Issued Bus Pass 


Update: After publishing this I discovered that Bristol Blarney wrote about these two winners in 2018. Read it here. Which is hilarious that she took shots at people who likely ran in her social circles.

This is Danielle Demaio, a “self employed,” totally non-junkie contributing member of society from War-wack.

Yesterday she decided that she was gonna sell her bus pass for $50, which she almost definitely got for free from some sort of government program that rewards spunk gargoyles like her for doing absolutely nothing. The problem is she forgot to remove something from the picture first.

Oops!! Might wanna get rid of that needle you just used to pump yourself full of Diego’s finest product before selling your government issued bus pass on a community yard sale page next time.

She must’ve realized what she’d done and tried it again without the syringe, and for $10 less.

Unfortunately for her people noticed.

She’s totally not junkie though. She doe NOT look like the face of a person who would polish your knob for a $25 gift card to Applebees.

Some might suggest that this skag is so thirsty for the product that she steals shit and then sells it online to finance her “disease.” I don’t see the evidence though. It’s not like this her and her man routinely sells shit on Facebook that’s “never been used” before.

Nor has she EVER been charged with Failure to Appear for Arraignment on an original charge of Conspiracy-Violation of Controlled Substance Act originating from the Warwick Police Department.

Her lifetime “fiance” Brandon DiLorenzo seems like a reputable guy himself.

Except for that time last year when the two of them were arrested at a motel in Providence because she was wanted for warrants on possession charges and he was arrested for being in the same motel as her since she had gotten a no-contact order against him.

Oh, and did I mention she’s a Mom?

Yea she got called out for that underneath one of his posts by her family member when he was totally NOT pawning stolen goods for drug money.

Go away mother in law! They’re trying to sell their brand new TV’s for $250 which they bought and decided they don’t need! Stop encouraging them to take care of their kids or find jobs. That will greatly interfere with their online bus pass business.

Anyway, if Brandon or Danielle wants to come on the live show tomorrow to discuss this they’re more than welcomed to. Hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson or email turtleboysports@gmai.com.



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41 Comment(s)
  • Has everyone failed to notice...
    September 8, 2020 at 12:09 am

    that syringe appears to be already loaded with the dragon juice?
    I guess she wanted to get her online entrepreneurial exploits out of the way before booting up and checking into Nodsville. Wise not to mix business and pleasure.
    Definitely voting for Biden if she can stagger to the polls.

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 7, 2020 at 11:17 am

    Wow….she’s got to be the worst stripper in the history of nasty strippers at gross strip clubs. She needs to lay off the heroin so she can afford a boob job. She’s built like a 12 year old boy. No wonder she has to steal items to sell of FB marketplace.

    • Still a ways to go before rock bottom
      September 8, 2020 at 12:11 am

      Not the worst but give her time to grow into the role.

  • Virgil "The Turk" Sollozzo
    September 5, 2020 at 6:32 am

    The selfie shot with the bulging gut and the ripped fishnets
    reminds me of capicola netting.

  • Swimming in the Warwick sewer
    September 4, 2020 at 11:23 pm

    Hideous. Both. At least it sounds like her children are far away from her.

  • North of the Border
    September 4, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    Who the fuck was stupid or desperate enough to stick his dick into those diseased piss flaps?

    I may never eat solid food again.

  • Silence
    September 4, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    She’s got a body like Buffalo Bill

  • Frank Perdues Ghost
    September 4, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    Brandon seems to be a fine upstanding gent.A pillar of society.

  • Larry Nassar
    September 4, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    She was the first and only who failed my pelvic exam.

  • Freebie and the bean
    September 4, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    if I keep actually looking at some of the women featured on turtle boy I might not ever get in erection ever again the rest of my life .

  • Doctor Shiva
    September 4, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    What is the definition of “junkie”?

  • D.B. Cooper
    September 4, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    White trash junkie scumbags. Losers attract losers.

  • dough bro
    September 4, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    I guess “Brandien” thought the 2nd mortgage tats were a shoe in for his questionable gender issues!…..
    GLM qBoys!!

  • Cranky Old Guy
    September 4, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    Speaking of War-raq… Where are those imbeciles? I sent them to get gas for the lawn mower and leaf blower a couple of weeks ago.
    Maybe they are back in school now and studying to go to college?

  • Boe Jiden
    Homer Simpson..
    September 4, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    Lousy mooching war widows.

  • Wilford Brimley
    September 4, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    Maybe she has diabeetus.

  • Jewfish
    September 4, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    That’s a needle from the friends of diabetes, where she volunteers in her spare time between sucking on black cocks…NOT.

  • Michael Forest Reinoehl
    September 4, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    I would like to slip my sausage into Brandon except there is a small problem with that happening as I am a 100% Dead Antifa Faggot.

  • Bob
    September 4, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    Ugh…..I just HATE it when I buy the wrong TV then have to resell it at a fraction of it’s value instead of just returning it to the store that I legally purchased it from.

    • Geek Squad
      September 4, 2020 at 8:59 pm

      Say what? Brand new the thing is 269, open box for 228… at Best Buy

  • Judge dread
    September 4, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Seeing that stripper flyer and the stripper pics made me think that this woman has no soul and is basically an animated corpse.

    The fact they sell all the stolen shit like a stolen RS hoodie, that that stripper chick stole from her clients house, makes them look repulsive and ugly. The syringe in the background is the icing on the cake. Did DCF take her kid(s)?

    September 4, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    Twelve primates were shot, five of them fatally, across Chicago on Thursday.

    The most recent killing happened shortly after 11:30 p.m. in Uptown.

    A monkey was riding a bicycle on the sidewalk in the 1000 block of West Winona Street when someone ape started shooting at him, according to Chicago police. He was taken to Illinois Masonic Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead. Police said a weapon was recovered from the scene.

    A 41.6 percent kill rate.
    Absolutely Outstanding numbers going into the usual violent Labor Day weekend.

    I am betting on the boons sustaining the high shooting numbers and hoping for a high kill ratio.

      September 4, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      I’m also hoping for a big sale on lube this weekend!

    • Undercounted
      September 4, 2020 at 11:15 pm

      The Sun-Times had those statistics but I think the actual numbers were slightly higher. Check out Heyjackass [dot com]. Also check out the secondcitycop blog for the Chicago cops’ perspective.

  • Welcome to the decline
    September 4, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    Q: Who ya gonna vote for?

    A: The senile, incompetent, racist white guy…

    Q: Wait, Bide, ah, or Trump, they , ah, well, uh both…

    A: Hahahahahaha….

    • Come on Man
      September 4, 2020 at 2:50 pm

      Is this the naggar that invented the lightbulb?

      • BostonSucks
        September 4, 2020 at 3:01 pm

        Learn how to spell.

        • Hey BostonSucks
          September 4, 2020 at 3:30 pm

          You are a douchebag. Now, did I spell that correctly?

  • Too bad she’s a junkie
    September 4, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    I’d give her $40 to jerk me off. She’s have to wear a mask, face shield, and those big rubber yellow gloves grandma’s use to wash the dishes. Now I’m getting horny!!

  • Shemp
    September 4, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Say Moe……..I bet that dame could suck the chrome off my trailer hitch.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    September 4, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    I remember her from Wild Zebra’s in Provi.

    • Dr Wu
      Dr Wu
      September 4, 2020 at 2:07 pm

      Did you remember to wipe your feet on the way out?

  • Anna farris
    September 4, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    The chick reminds me of Anna Faris. No wonder Chris Pratt dumped her ass for a Kennedy.

    • umm no
      September 4, 2020 at 1:52 pm

      You’d have to add 60 pounds, a dozen STDs and a heroin addiction

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Fauci
    September 4, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    To prevent disease it is wise to flush out the syringe with Drano between uses. It’s also a good idea to leave a little Drano in the syringe while injecting. This will help protect the rest of society from communicable diseases.

  • Green River Killer
    September 4, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    Do you think you’d have to fill that slip n slide up with Vaseline just to keep it lubed up enough to use?
    I’d use that thing to the end…

    September 4, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    I might buy those 6 inch heels for myself!

    • Pfft
      September 4, 2020 at 8:53 pm

      Call into the live show tomorrow night…. and make sure your camera works!

  • You got to admit
    September 4, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    $40 is a good price for that bus pass!

    • Who the fuck rides the bus???
      September 4, 2020 at 1:41 pm

      Dig up Rosa Parks corpse, maybe she’ll want it.

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