This is Yasser Arman and his boo Sarita Esparza from Holyoke.
They’re from the war torn lands of Mexico and Yemen, and for some reason moved to Holyoke, which completely defeats the purpose of fleeing a drug infested shithole.
I’ve blogged about a lot of ratchets in my day, but these two are just next level horrible, so strap on your turtle belt because we’re going for a bumpy ride.
Captain Thunder Thighs loves to take pictures of herself in the vain hope that one day she can become an IG influencer.
She likes to show off her ghetto rumpus that the Latin Kings may or may not use for baby batter target practice, while wearing the most ratchet pair of slippers you’ve ever seen.
She likes to put herself up for sale next to emergency exit doors like discounted ground beef set to expire in 24 hours.
To the surprise of no one she is a big fan of “Hampden” beach, and has decorated her snatch like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
Meanwhile Jihad Jimmy has been chronicling his journey with late onset puberty, and hopes to one day connect the loose connections of pubes he calls a chinstrap to the ball of McDonald’s grease and broken dreams he calls a goatee.
He owns a “business” based out of Chicopee, that lists his principal office at their home in Holyoke, called Arman Tours INC, which may or may not be a lone man in a Honda Civic driving around delivering shitty weed.
The two of them own a pit bull (of course) they named “Stinky” that’s about to be euthanized, and of course the pit bull dindu nuffin. We know this because she posted about it on Facebook and it’s been shared hundreds of times. Here’s what she alleged.
So according to her some asshole was walking his dog, the dog took a steamy dump on her freshly landscaped lawn and picked a fight with her pit bull stinky. Stinky got his dog in her mouth and the guy was in the wrong because he attempted to pull the dog away from Stinky instead of pushing the dogs together, because somehow that would get them unglued. The man tried to save his dog by punching Stinky but his dog was killed. He also said that he was bit, but she claims he’s making that all up and is simply trying to get a $40K pay day, but she has video evidence proving otherwise. The man is evil because he wants Stinky to be put down, even though Stinky dindu nuffin and is a friendly dog. And she wants Charlie Baker and Masslive to see these images as proof.
Trust me, that poor dog wants nothing more than a free consultation with Dr. Doggy Kevorkian.
Now here’s what really happened according to the police report.
She’s had the dog for over a year and naturally it has no shots. Of course if Holyoke had a mascot it would probably be an unvaccinated pit bull, so this is hardly surprising. But witnesses saw the man walking with his dog on the sidewalk, not on her lawn, and Stinky literally ate the other dog’s insides because she was unleashed and there was no fence. Stinky has also done this to one of the witnesses dogs, and bit the guy walking his pooch because Stinky is a very bad dog. Here’s what the owner’s hand looked like after.
This is their yard.
This is where the dog was dragged underneath the car.
And this was the happy dog, with the happy owner, before it was ripped to shreds by an unvaccinated ratchet pit bull.
I have put a picture of what this poor dog looked like after it was mauled at the bottom of this blog so you can see how graphic and horrible it was. I won’t put it here because you shouldn’t be subjected to it unless you wanna see it. But it’s at the bottom of this blog, and you’ll understand why Stinky needs to be euthanized when you see it.
Anyway, it gets worse. Not only are they blaming the victim who was bitten and watched as his dog was mauled to death in front of him, they also started a GoFundMe for no apparent reason and haven’t explained how this money will bring Stinky home to them to terrorize the neighborhood some more.
All we got was this hoodrat sentagraph, claiming that the man eating pit bull isn’t dangerous because they took pictures of it in a pink onesie.
And the food stamp mafia is buying that shit up like the last case of Goya of Price Rite.
Yasser also shared it to the 413 Classifieds Facebook page.
That’s where the victim’s family saw it and the ratchetness took off in the comments. Yasser said that the victim’s dead father was ashamed of him.
After a picture of the dead dog was posted he accused the victim of screaming and crying, and not composing himself “like a man,” after watching his chihuahua get ripped to shreds.
They kept posting about how good their dog is with kids because it had yet to turn one into a crotch fruit Cujo snack, and said that it was a dog fight, not an attack.
And it’s not his dog’s fault because pit bulls can’t distinguish between breeds.
One dog was a pit bull, the other was the spokesdog for Taco Bell. I know the “muh pit bulls people will chime in now with their “it’s the owner, not the breed,” which is partially true because ratchets are drawn to pit bulls like they are to EBT cards and flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats. But it’s also partly the breed. Ratchets like pit bulls specifically because they are capable of the sort of violence that other dogs are not. If you own a pit bull this young, and it’s not registered, and you don’t keep it on a leash in your unfenced yard in Holyoke, you are asking for something like this to happen.
If you ask him it’s not the owner OR the breed though.
According to Senorita Sausage Smoker the chihuahua is just as much of a fighter as her pit bull, and she knows this because she’s Mexican.
They continued to lie, blame the victim, and accuse him of being a money hungry scam artist over and over again.
She also accused the witnesses who saw his dog on the sidewalk (not her lawn) of making up a lie and jumping her with 10 family members in another periodless novella.
She said that the victim himself was lying about his injuries.
Even though he literally had pins put in because of what Stinky did.
Not only have they never apologized, they’ve also been stalking the victim too, following him to Hatfield and using drones to harass him, so a judge granted the victim a restraining order against Senorita Sausage Smoker andJimmy Jihad. There have been dangerousness hearings where Stinky has been deemed to be too aggressive to be in the community, and he’s gonna be euthanized so now they’re trying to profit off of this with a GoFundMe that will be raising money for nothing because they are soulless creatures who have no reason to exist and should probably just kill themselves.
In conclusion, these are quite possibly the two worst human beings I’ve ever blogged about, and not enough horrible things can happen to them.
Image of the dog below.
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