Hoodrat Heroes

Senorita Sausage Smoker And Jimmy Jihad Taunt Victim Online And Stalk him After Their Unvaccinated Holyoke Pit Bull Killed A Chihuahua And Bit The Owner’s Hand During Walk 


This is Yasser Arman and his boo Sarita Esparza from Holyoke.

They’re from the war torn lands of Mexico and Yemen, and for some reason moved to Holyoke, which completely defeats the purpose of fleeing a drug infested shithole.

I’ve blogged about a lot of ratchets in my day, but these two are just next level horrible, so strap on your turtle belt because we’re going for a bumpy ride.

Captain Thunder Thighs loves to take pictures of herself in the vain hope that one day she can become an IG influencer.

She likes to show off her ghetto rumpus that the Latin Kings may or may not use for baby batter target practice, while wearing the most ratchet pair of slippers you’ve ever seen.

She likes to put herself up for sale next to emergency exit doors like discounted ground beef set to expire in 24 hours.

To the surprise of no one she is a big fan of “Hampden” beach, and has decorated her snatch like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Meanwhile Jihad Jimmy has been chronicling his journey with late onset puberty, and hopes to one day connect the loose connections of pubes he calls a chinstrap to the ball of McDonald’s grease and broken dreams he calls a goatee.

He owns a “business” based out of Chicopee, that lists his principal office at their home in Holyoke, called Arman Tours INC, which may or may not be a lone man in a Honda Civic driving around delivering shitty weed.

The two of them own a pit bull (of course) they named “Stinky” that’s about to be euthanized, and of course the pit bull dindu nuffin. We know this because she posted about it on Facebook and it’s been shared hundreds of times. Here’s what she alleged.

So according to her some asshole was walking his dog, the dog took a steamy dump on her freshly landscaped lawn and picked a fight with her pit bull stinky. Stinky got his dog in her mouth and the guy was in the wrong because he attempted to pull the dog away from Stinky instead of pushing the dogs together, because somehow that would get them unglued. The man tried to save his dog by punching Stinky but his dog was killed. He also said that he was bit, but she claims he’s making that all up and is simply trying to get a $40K pay day, but she has video evidence proving otherwise. The man is evil because he wants Stinky to be put down, even though Stinky dindu nuffin and is a friendly dog. And she wants Charlie Baker and Masslive to see these images as proof.

Trust me, that poor dog wants nothing more than a free consultation with Dr. Doggy Kevorkian.

Now here’s what really happened according to the police report.

She’s had the dog for over a year and naturally it has no shots. Of course if Holyoke had a mascot it would probably be an unvaccinated pit bull, so this is hardly surprising. But witnesses saw the man walking with his dog on the sidewalk, not on her lawn, and Stinky literally ate the other dog’s insides because she was unleashed and there was no fence. Stinky has also done this to one of the witnesses dogs, and bit the guy walking his pooch because Stinky is a very bad dog. Here’s what the owner’s hand looked like after.

This is their yard.

This is where the dog was dragged underneath the car.

And this was the happy dog, with the happy owner, before it was ripped to shreds by an unvaccinated ratchet pit bull.

I have put a picture of what this poor dog looked like after it was mauled at the bottom of this blog so you can see how graphic and horrible it was. I won’t put it here because you shouldn’t be subjected to it unless you wanna see it. But it’s at the bottom of this blog, and you’ll understand why Stinky needs to be euthanized when you see it.

Anyway, it gets worse. Not only are they blaming the victim who was bitten and watched as his dog was mauled to death in front of him, they also started a GoFundMe for no apparent reason and haven’t explained how this money will bring Stinky home to them to terrorize the neighborhood some more.

All we got was this hoodrat sentagraph, claiming that the man eating pit bull isn’t dangerous because they took pictures of it in a pink onesie.

And the food stamp mafia is buying that shit up like the last case of Goya of Price Rite.

Yasser also shared it to the 413 Classifieds Facebook page.

That’s where the victim’s family saw it and the ratchetness took off in the comments. Yasser said that the victim’s dead father was ashamed of him.

After a picture of the dead dog was posted he accused the victim of screaming and crying, and not composing himself “like a man,” after watching his chihuahua get ripped to shreds.

They kept posting about how good their dog is with kids because it had yet to turn one into a crotch fruit Cujo snack, and said that it was a dog fight, not an attack.

And it’s not his dog’s fault because pit bulls can’t distinguish between breeds.

One dog was a pit bull, the other was the spokesdog for Taco Bell. I know the “muh pit bulls people will chime in now with their “it’s the owner, not the breed,” which is partially true because ratchets are drawn to pit bulls like they are to EBT cards and flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats. But it’s also partly the breed. Ratchets like pit bulls specifically because they are capable of the sort of violence that other dogs are not. If you own a pit bull this young, and it’s not registered, and you don’t keep it on a leash in your unfenced yard in Holyoke, you are asking for something like this to happen.

If you ask him it’s not the owner OR the breed though.

According to Senorita Sausage Smoker the chihuahua is just as much of a fighter as her pit bull, and she knows this because she’s Mexican.

They continued to lie, blame the victim, and accuse him of being a money hungry scam artist over and over again.

She also accused the witnesses who saw his dog on the sidewalk (not her lawn) of making up a lie and jumping her with 10 family members in another periodless novella.

She said that the victim himself was lying about his injuries.

Even though he literally had pins put in because of what Stinky did.

Not only have they never apologized, they’ve also been stalking the victim too, following him to Hatfield and using drones to harass him, so a judge granted the victim a restraining order against Senorita Sausage Smoker andJimmy Jihad. There have been dangerousness hearings where Stinky has been deemed to be too aggressive to be in the community, and he’s gonna be euthanized so now they’re trying to profit off of this with a GoFundMe that will be raising money for nothing because they are soulless creatures who have no reason to exist and should probably just kill themselves.

In conclusion, these are quite possibly the two worst human beings I’ve ever blogged about, and not enough horrible things can happen to them.

Image of the dog below.












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97 Comment(s)
  • LEH
    October 7, 2020 at 12:34 am

    Pitbulls are beautiful dogs, but there’s a reason they’re always in lawsuits. I know they’re not all bad, but at the same time, my 4 shih-tzu mixes will never be in trouble. If you’re gonna have a pitbull, and I don’t judge anyone that does, you’d better know how to take care of it.

    • Pit Bull Hater
      October 7, 2020 at 8:43 am

      I have 14 Eastern Brown Snakes and they are the sweetest, most loveable, and cute beings in the entire world. They would not harm a mouse. They were all raised with love and affection.

  • Mr. Bubba
    October 4, 2020 at 4:54 am

    I genuinely want to murder both Mr. Yasser and Ms. Sarita.

  • al capoon
    October 3, 2020 at 8:55 am


  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips
    October 2, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    I thought when she said Stinky needs help she was going to ask someone to fuck her pussy.

  • Duder
    October 2, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    Funny my comment pointing out all the racists here never got posted. See if this one sticks. Turtleboy is pretty good at stoking that fire. The pit’s owners suck, they’re shitty folks, and not cos of their race you goobers. You all are promoting lazy racism.

  • Carry guns
    October 2, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    This is why normal people should carry guns at all times. When something like this happens you can pop a cap in pitbullls skull. These kinda people who own the pitbull will be more common place in a Biden presidency so vote wisely

  • Huffington Post
    October 2, 2020 at 10:13 am

    What do you want… it’s Holyoke. Home of heroin, rotten egg smell everywhere and Puerto Rico (North Edition).

    But they can still pretend it’s an “Irish” city.

    • Dr Wu
      Dr Wu
      October 2, 2020 at 11:16 am

      It’s a great place to take a vacation: it’s hot, it smells bad, and the people speak a different language. You’d swear you’re in the Caribbean somewhere.

  • A Nation of Morons
    October 2, 2020 at 9:43 am

    Seriously, every person chronicled in this story is legitimately dumb. Flat-out dumb; including the illiterate cop who wrote that police report.

    Wanna know why we can’t have nice things, USA?

    Now you know.

  • I don't like big butts and I can't deny
    October 2, 2020 at 9:25 am

    Her butt is way too big/gross but other than that she’s hot. How does a guy with a weird face like him get with her?

  • Caesar
    October 2, 2020 at 8:35 am

    Only odd people with no common sense raise dogs to be mean and viscous.look at me ,look at me,I got big bad dog,look at me I said

  • Man of Few Words
    October 2, 2020 at 7:44 am

    Pure Holyoke.
    Pure shit.

  • dale woodman
    Facts don't Lie!
    October 1, 2020 at 11:47 pm

    Every 12.5 days in the USA, a Pitbull kills a person.
    75% of those victims are children or elderly people.
    Of all the people killed by dogs in this country, 75% of those killed are killed by Pitbulls.

  • Mike Obama's Nut Sack
    October 1, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    I used to be terrified of pitbull’s, but after a friend got one, I then realized how wonderful they really are. They are taught to hate or love.
    There is a 99.99% the owner abused this dog.
    The dog’s owners should be euthanized.
    Anyone who abuses animals should be euthanized and grave should be marked “CUNT”.

  • Pit Bulls are the lowered Civics of the dog world
    October 1, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    It boggles the mind how any banana head with a pulse can own a wrecking machine with fangs that can tear the face off a playground full of toddlers without warning, yet a law-abiding citizen trying to get a concealed pistol permit can be harder than getting full security clearance at Los Alamos.

    • Mrs. Nussbaum
      October 1, 2020 at 9:14 pm

      Because they have no assets and don’t fear lawsuits. What will you get — a rusted hooptie with spinner wheels held together with duct tape.

  • XavierParas
    October 1, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    Yo Yassir, I dig yo lawn. Where did you get your lawnYower at!?

    October 1, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    Four primates were killed and four more were wounded Tuesday in shootings across Chicago. This was s jubilant celebration and mayor lori lightfoot dressed up as Rona Destroyer to mark the 50% kill rate. A highwater mark for daily killings in the precious black lives matter community..
    I am quite pleased with the numbers myself and ima rootin for the magical 1000 savages killed in action for the yearly total.
    Come on boons, show the world how much you matter.

  • Dog people suck
    October 1, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    watch out, those YOGA PANTS ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!

  • John Q. Public
    October 1, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    shame. too bad. stinky was planning on going for his (degree) and reuniting with his (x) children.

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    October 1, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    Seeing her “glamour” shots only proves that the Kardashians are a scourge upon the Earth and must be eliminated forthwith. Disgusting human beings they are.

  • Mike Oxlong
    October 1, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    Secretly save some of the juice in the syringe after euthanizing Stinky, and jab the leftovers into the fat-ass spic-whore and her dirtbag POS muslim flunkie. Oh gawd these vermin need to be exterminated a.s.a.p. like the cockroaches they are and will always be. This is what’s dragging us down – time to take out the trash!!

    October 1, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    Set a pack of pitbulls loose on those two. Scum. Pure evil scum.

  • Lolo
    October 1, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    Bury the ratchets

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 1, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    What’s their address? I think I’ll walk my Russian Caucasian Ovcharka dog past their house. Hopefully he’ll attack so my dog can eat his bowels too. A pit bull doesn’t stand a chance against my pooch.

    And sweets? Your butt looks like it should be tethered over the streets of New York during the Macy’s parade.

  • BluelineBecky
    October 1, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Save the pitbull and euthanize those two idiot owners. Think of how much that would save us tax payers and society at-large.

  • Done with this shit
    October 1, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    These type of irresponsible assholes is why trump wants to close the borders. Thunder thighs- if you were there while your dog was killing another dog, he was not under voice control on your property, and you are not responsible enough to own a dog.

    October 1, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Their house looks like shit, nice way to keep up your house. Nah I bet they rent it, hope their Landlord gets his balls sued off. Renting to a lazy fat ass Spic and a Faggot from Yemen with a Pitbull. Fuck that Greasy Pussy stalking the guy who’s dog was killed, send him back to Yemen for threatening an actual citizen. I really hope the Landlord gets fucking sued and evicts them. Fat gross Spic complaining after her dog does that.

  • dough bro
    October 1, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Latin ladies are sooooo damn hot!!!! Just bear in mind that I said ladies!….. I am not a fan of the “junk in the trunk, ” bucket ass, mouthy bettys.
    As for the pooches, it’s a very sad outcome. When someone adopts a pet they should know full well how to raise it properly. If the dog shows aggression at any stage the owner should have enough sense to take extra precautions concerning the behavior. The outcome could have been avoided by keeping a tighter leash. The owners should be ashamed of their neglect on proper obedience of the dogs!!

  • Mom's Basement
    October 1, 2020 at 4:03 pm


  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    October 1, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    Put that bitch on a leash! And do something about the dog too!

    • Shannon
      October 1, 2020 at 6:56 pm

      Now the die is shaken, now the die must fall

  • Calm WhiteDad
    October 1, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Stinky was just about to turn his life around!

    Perhaps the greatest opening sentence I’ve seen by TB, “They’re from the war torn lands of Mexico and Yemen, and for some reason moved to Holyoke, which completely defeats the purpose of fleeing a drug infested shithole”

    • Not Surprising
      October 1, 2020 at 8:20 pm

      Of course they moved here. The difference between Holyoke and Mexico/Yemen… you can’t get welfare in Mexico and Yemen.

      • Illegal Alien Welfare Queen
        October 2, 2020 at 7:44 pm

        That is because Democrats pay welfare queens to stay home and breed.

        The spic and the muslim should be subjected to mandatory spay and neuter. It’s what we would humanely do for other feral animals who stray

  • Yasser Kaepernick
    October 1, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    Watch it or I’ll sic my brother Colins girlfriend on you. Bitch don’t play

  • Twat
    October 1, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    Oh I misunderstood, I thought she was calling her tattooed twat stinky, cuz we all know, PU, it stinks badly down there. The only shocking thing in this blog is that stinky doesn’t have any semen demons yet.

  • Classy Stuff
    October 1, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    Just curious but in the future how does a girl like this explain to all her kids that he wasn’t a trashy whore she was just a girl with a big giant nasty tattoo over her fucking snatch?

  • Stinky the Pitbull
    October 1, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    Yo essay that little white bitch got what it deserves yo my momma be rollin those titties and that azz I cant have gringos creepin on her

    She bagging tons of brothers but dude don’t check his girl

  • Diversity is Our Strength!
    October 1, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    Immigrants—mauling the pups Americans can’t be bothered mauling.

  • P C
    October 1, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    dogsbite.org lays out a pretty simple case that these breeds of dog simply have too many instances of fatal bites (to other dogs and humans), and should be euthanized/not allowed as pets. “B-b-b-but MY pit bull is a sweetheart, it’s only the bad owners that are responsible!” Tell that to the children and elderly who have been mauled and killed by owners who thought they were getting some other type of breed and are dumb enough to fall for it because they know jack shit about dogs, then act surprised when the beast goes apeshit on another small animal. Disgusting. Euthanize the trash owners along with these mongrels.

    • SER
      October 2, 2020 at 8:51 am

      In the Right hands they do make Good pets.
      With that said Finding the “right hands” is Difficult.
      An Experienced, Responsible, 1 dog Family is where they fit in.
      Sadly they are Not your Average dog, You can’t let them off leash outside the confines of a Well fenced yard You Can’t leave them alone with small children or other animals. You Must always be Alert and prepared for Something to set the dog off.
      Most of the pit bulls for adoption Sadly come with baggage and it’s Difficult to undo.
      3 Decades of living with dogs of all breeds and sizes in a pack ranging from 2 -9 at one time and this was the Only breed I ever had to return after 2 years of work.
      All dogs in a multi dog Family Will fight from time to time similar to siblings they scrap over attention, toys, treats and for dominance these fights alarming as they are can be quickly broken up and ended without them harming each other.
      Pit bulls just take it to another level almost like a switch flips and you Truly can’t reach them in their aggressive mode.
      If you walk your dog near other dogs Carry an Umbrella sounds odd but quickly opening the umbrella in the face of a dog coming at your dog startles the on coming dog and provides a block between the two dogs giving you the opportunity to pick up your dog Especially if it’s a tiny dog that has no Chance of holding it’s own.
      Sad for Both these animals and the owner of the Chihuahua. Even for the ratchet she obviously loved her dog but was Uneducated and inexperienced or stinky would have been on a leash at all times.

  • Peter Paul
    October 1, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    That GoFundMe massacred the English language: “dog immediately started barking when it seen stinky.” i seen things!!!

  • Observer X
    October 1, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    Any tool that takes pictures of himself flexing should be taken to the tool-shed and beaten within an inch of his life.

    • just curious
      October 1, 2020 at 5:46 pm

      ..before or after the dude from Warwack jumps out of the shed and starts rapping?

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    October 1, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    Stinky and Dump…. is this an episode of Rockos Modern Life? Fucking Christ.

  • Pats nation
    October 1, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    I hate to say this… but she kind of does it for me. Pretty hot.

  • Hu Fartted
    October 1, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    They should have a ten year waiting period before you can bring one of these repugnant animals into your neighborhood. They need to do something about these damn pit bulls as well.

  • Chip Striker
    October 1, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    So a dog named Stinky and a dog named Dump met while both were taking shits at a shithole house in a dump of a neighborhood.

    What did everyone think was going to happen?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    October 1, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    I stand with Sarita and Yasser. It was a simple dog fight and the white’s dog ended up in stink’s mouth! The white then made it worse by tugging on it and HE caused it to pass away! Now the white is trying to scam FORTY THOUSAND dollars out of poor Sarita and Yasser! My God!

  • RIP Dump
    October 1, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    Too bad Dump’s owner wasn’t carrying and unable to “dump” a magazine full of hollow points into Stinky. Then we’d really have an interesting story.

    • Chimp Master B
      October 1, 2020 at 4:10 pm

      I could already imagine the Globes headline: “White man shoots neighbors dog, witnesses say race a possible motive”

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        October 1, 2020 at 7:27 pm

        Day 2: “White Man’s LTC suspended, AG investigating as Hate Crime.”

  • D.B. Cooper
    October 1, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    Diversity at it’s finest kids. Too bad we can’t deport these two scumbags.

  • moober
    October 1, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    Just wondering if she named the dog after her pussy or her sand nagger boyfriend?

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    October 1, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    Not to victim blame or anything as this is a very horrible situation for all involved…. BUT the ratchets are kinda right, Chihuahua’s are one of the most vicious dog breeds to ever exist far more aggressive than any pit bull or any other large breed. only difference is people think its cute when a little yapping Chihuahua is aggressively barking and lunging at people because they are so small.. I can tell you from personal experience, the only time I’ve ever come close to being attacked by a dog it was a small Chihuahua breed . my children are terrified of those little devil dogs because they have both been bitten by one of those little rat dogs…. Seriously Chihuahua are the worst breed of dog you can get. They are sickly they all have health issues because they are so inbred and i honestly I have never met a Chihuahua that wasn’t aggressive but I’ve met plenty of other larger breeds that are sweet as pie .

    • Johnny S
      October 1, 2020 at 1:08 pm

      well they are… stinkin mexican after all

    • I see dumber people
      October 1, 2020 at 1:23 pm

      yeah, big difference is, no matter how aggressive or vicious a chihuahua gets its still not going to kill you, or even do any real damage. I cant stand when people bring up the chihuahua comparison.

      • I See Dumb People
        I see dumb people everywhere
        October 1, 2020 at 2:01 pm

        You whack job.. You seriously dont think a bite from a Chihuahua would cause harm… They have teeth very sharp ones at that and when they bite just like any other animal it can cause the bite wound to become infected with all the bacteria in there mouths from eating there own shit. Not to mention just because they are small doesn’t mean they are not extremely dangerous especially towards unsuspecting children.. A bite to a face on a child or any person for that matter, could most definitely be deadly.

        • I see dumber people
          October 1, 2020 at 3:27 pm

          You are def a pitbull owner lol… I never said it wouldnt do any harm, I said it would do no REAL damage. Yall dumbasses always bring up the fact that a chihuahua attacks more, and I always ask them to show me one article or report of a Chihuahua killing someone but you never can, because it never happens lol.

          • Sunioj
            October 1, 2020 at 7:06 pm

            I own a 90 lb siberian husky. My neighbors own little rat dogs that use his yard as a bathroom constantly. The rat dogs bark and act aggresively toward my dog all the time. My dog does not bark or get excited but he would kill any rat dog that entered his domain if oppurtunity allowed. Its nature. Little dogs love to act all big n bad. Their owners call it cute. Dumpy got what he deserved. Dumpies owner should have been more careful and not allowed dumpy to dump on stinkies stink spot.

  • He's so woke
    October 1, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    He looks like every single white dude ever that moves into a gentrified neighborhood. Even owns a small dog lol. Bet his girlfriend runs yoga classes, and they were probably headed to NH this weekend, all dressed in flannel to pose for fall foliage portraits with their dog.

    Well, that’s what you get for trying to be woke and live around ghetto trash. Should have just stayed in Winchester, you yuppie faggot.

  • Larry Stinks
    October 1, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    What is up with ratchets and pit bulls??? Anyway, everyone go report the GoFundMe.

  • randiguy2006
    October 1, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    Whats this got to do Monica Cannon-Grant or school closings?

  • McDonald’s grease and broken dreams
    October 1, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    I missed it.Was the pitbulls name Scarface??

  • Howie Winter
    October 1, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Mexican,Israeli,Lebanese… Wow thats what I call a Trifecta!

  • Orion
    October 1, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    First off, I’d drown her in my cum. Secondly, who the fuck emigrates FROM Yemen. Isn’t it like free-ride oil billionaire shit over there? Anyway, they’re both massive shitstains who should be in jail.

    • ABCD
      October 1, 2020 at 5:35 pm

      It is not.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    October 1, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    Sadly the Pitbulls suicide vest failed to detonate.

  • Dees nutz
    October 1, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    I do blame the breed for being aggressive but more on that. People saying they were bread for farm anamals and pets need to take their head out of their ass. They were bread to attack bears. YES bears, and they are not recognized by the AKC for a reason… that said if it was a fuckin Lab it still should be put down. It is 100% the owners fault for not having the dog on a lead or fenced in and they are to blame for this, not the other party. I hope they cry when the dog is put down per their comment on him crying. Its their fault for that and the only ones to blame. peices of shit. I hope she enjoys her fat ass because in 2 more years she is going to be one of those super fat fucks in a electric cart in the supermarket while chinstrap Magee will be doing 12-15 in chino being someones bitch.

    • Orion
      October 1, 2020 at 12:36 pm

      Completely agree. They were bred to help kings hunt fucking boars and to corner lions. I hate bad owners worse, but I also hate their limp-wristed apologists that think the bad reputation is undeserved propaganda. The simple fact is, even if it does seem like a “nice” pitbull, you have NO way of knowing what/when they’ll get their predator sense tickled and maim something.

    • I See Dumb People
      I see dumb people
      October 1, 2020 at 1:04 pm

      Hey dumbass they were bred to protect children and families from large animal attacks. In england they were once called nanny dogs because they would protect and watch over children and their families … Fucking moron that later jack ass

      • Orion
        October 1, 2020 at 3:19 pm

        They were never called Nanny dogs. Ever. A google search would have hooked you up in like, a fraction of a second. At most they were a hard-wired “working breed” that was used to watch over property and livestock, i.e. to fuck up trespassers. They were NEVER used to watch small children. Nobody with half a fucking brain would leave a child unattended with a pit bull. You actually sound more retarded than most pit bull apologists.

        Oh and by the way, suck my mother-fucking dick.

        • I See Dumb People
          I see dumb people
          October 2, 2020 at 9:50 am

          So no shit a quick google search of “Nanny Dog ” will bring you directly to a page on *gasp* Pit Bulls … The dumb is strong in you fucking dumbass

          • Orion
            October 2, 2020 at 11:19 am

            You illiterate piece of shit. The google search WILL bring up Pitbulls, thanks to the rumor-mongering of fucknuts like you. Did you even attempt to READ the content of the links? I tried to paste a pile of links here, since you’re too fucking stupid, but apparently linking isn’t allowed here. Use your goddamn brain and keep reading, take tylenol for any headaches.

            Assholes like you are why kids get their fucking faces ripped off by Pit bulls.

      • LOL Dumbass
        October 1, 2020 at 3:30 pm

        So why do they attack so many children if they were “bred to protect them”?

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 1, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    Spics, arabs, holyoke, bulls hats and pitbulls? This is like a superfecta for my unique and witty style of comedy. Too easy. All I know is if that goya gulper was 15 years younger I would be beating my dick like it owes me money right now.

    • Spic Tormentor
      October 1, 2020 at 12:23 pm

      Did you dream about me last night too? Glad to see I own so much real estate in your head 🙂

    • Judge dread
      October 1, 2020 at 2:28 pm

      In a world where we can “be” anything why can’t we all just try to “be” …..nice?

  • Howie Carr
    October 1, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    These two Ratchets are immigrants? Another two reasons to end immigration.

  • Winner
    October 1, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    One other thing, why do guys with 15 pounds of flab around their waist think they look good shirtless?

    • Chris
      October 1, 2020 at 12:36 pm

      Swing and a miss.. You should’ve quit while you were ahead

    • Chris
      October 1, 2020 at 12:40 pm

      Nevermind, you meant the terrorist, not the victim. Apologies!

  • Winner
    October 1, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    The only thing I could think about while reading this is the police had to write a report about a “Stinky Dump”. You can’t make this stuff up.

  • Ram Jam
    October 1, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    Although a dog lover, these killing machines should be shot on sight.

  • Poor Doggo!
    October 1, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    I saw a lab kill a small dog at the vets office and it traumatizes me to this day and it wasn’t even my dog! So horrible this guy has to be going through this with the additional harassment. For clarity—the lab had a seizure and struck out at the nearest thing it could find which was the other dog. Both owners were screaming and crying and there was blood everywhere.

    • Translation
      October 1, 2020 at 12:14 pm

      Maybe it really was a lab but “Lab Mix” is a common euphemism for pitbull even though the two breeds aren’t even remotely similar.

    • Joker
      October 1, 2020 at 12:15 pm

      I’m going to Hell. I have no idea why but I laughed when I read this. I know it wasn’t supposed to be funny which is why I’m still laughing. I’m clearly a sick fuck.

      • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
        October 1, 2020 at 2:04 pm

        It was the “screaming and crying and blood everywhere” that really had me rolling.

      • Leeann
        October 1, 2020 at 2:10 pm

        I couldn’t help but laugh at the police report… it was just the names “stink” and “dump” I couldn’t help myself. But I truly hate pit bulls and I get nervous every time I have to walk past one with my kid.

    October 1, 2020 at 12:02 pm


  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    October 1, 2020 at 11:57 am

    She should have let Stinky gnaw of those fat ass cheeks, they need to be trimmed down. He coulda eaten the insides out of her fartbox cushions

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