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Rotund Rousey Molly Wops North Shore Barbie At Saugus Walmart, Is A Mother Of 4 Who Defends Her Honor In Comments, Threatens To Fight Everyone, Blames Racism

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A wild red haired velociratchet at the Saugus Walmart was caught on video over the weekend pummeling the shit out of a blonde chick.

Safe to say that Rotund Rousey got the best of that one. It’s also safe to say that that wasn’t a fight, it was a crime. Bitch was holding her Obamaphone while reigning down blows upon her counterpart, and you could hear the thud of the taxpayer funded unlimited data plan as it came in contact with the woman’s skull.

Good Lord, someone could’ve gotten seriously hurt there. Neither of them was wearing a mask!

Rotund Rousey deserves to be in jail for that one. Using a phone as a weapon is no different than using brass knuckles. Credit to north shore Barbie though, she still had some fight left in her after the beating was finished.

Saugus has the misfortune of not only being Saugus, but also having close proximity to Lynn, Peabody, Revere, and Boston. So you can just imagine the clientele this Walmart draws on a regular basis. Turns out Rotund Rousey is a Boston mother who goes by Marra Maries Figueroa, and she’s got a litter of crotch fruits who will grow up thinking it’s normal for Mom to handle slight disagreements in public in this manner.

Thunder thighs here knows exactly how to pose to attract the kind of men who will give her the pump and dump.

Looks like someone hasn’t been missing leg day.

Rotund Rousey graced us with her presence in the comments to declare her victory as the most ratchet chick in the Saugus Walmart this weekend. Guess what she blamed her behavior on?

Racism of course. Her friends concurred.

This is just what you do now when you get caught committing a crime – blame it on anger from racism. Because if you’re mad about racism you can loot, burn, steal, assault, doesn’t matter. All is forgiven if the person you’re victimizing did something racist. Ya know, to avenge your ancestors or something.

Frederick Douglas once stated that he hoped that 200 years later his ancestors would be flexing the fupa on white bitches in Walmart.

But according to the guy who posted the video none of that actually happened.

Rotund Rousey did not like that, and had some pretty specific instructions for Shane.

That fight was just the undercard. She’ll fight anyone at Walmart any time.

Funny though, because race wasn’t mentioned in earlier comments when she said that her actions were acceptable because she was having “the most horrible day,” and north shore Barbie committed the crime of walking in front of her.

Girl, you know you outweigh her by 35 pounds. You’re not fooling anyone. And it’s definitely not the first time your ass has been in a Walmart fight, it’s just the first time you became Turtleboy famous for it.

For what it’s worth the boyfriend of north shore Barbie claims that Rotund Rousey was targeting white people.

But again, none of that matters because girlfriend has to avenge Harriet Tubman, and therefore kicking the shit out of white people in department stores is allowed for the indefinite future.


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75 Comment(s)
  • Lucky4U
    July 8, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    DCF will take kids away from loving lesbian moms by making shit up, but won’t think twice about keeping those little ones with such a wonderful mom as this professional breeder.

  • DeathToAllRacists
    July 2, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    The entire fanbase for this trash website are racists. Just look at the comment section. I can guarantee all these are from fat white men in magazines hats who smell like cheese and mayonnaise and would never dare to say this not behind and anonymous name.

    • Hehe
      July 2, 2020 at 3:01 pm

      MAGA hats**
      Even this shitty website knows MAGA hats are shameful lol.

    • MrWhite
      July 23, 2020 at 9:05 am

      death to all of you communists

      just wait and see when you come across a white cracka who knows how to defend themselves then you dindus will be sorry

  • Hahahaha
    July 2, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    When will Aidand old man cock surpass 4 inches? Serious question.

  • DeatgToAllBeckys
    July 2, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    I hope the trailer trash white meth head has a concussion.

  • AidanHasASmallCock
    July 2, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    Aidan is a middle aged man going through a mid life crisis and those are the same type of people who enjoy this shitty as fuck journalism lol. How embarrassing

  • FuckBeckyAndFuckAidan
    July 2, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Becky deserves all the ass beatings.

    • zuckles
      July 22, 2020 at 10:00 am

      he had some good points in this article though, no need to be so angry. peace out

  • Too Tall Deval
    July 1, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    I can only imagine the STANK coming off the Cottage Cheese A$$. Since when is a fat smelly A$$ nice. Rachel Are u listening .

  • Done with this shit
    June 30, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    She’s been charged, but not with a hate crime. She’s from Fall River – who let her up here? Don’t we have limits anymore?

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    June 30, 2020 at 8:54 am

    What’s a FUPA?

  • .
    June 30, 2020 at 7:30 am

    Glad that white bitch got her bell rung. Pussy crackers.

    • BLDM
      June 30, 2020 at 2:57 pm

      Any food stamps you can sell to me?
      Grape drink?
      Let me know.

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    June 29, 2020 at 11:09 pm

    Can we please just start a movement to defund welfare? These worthless pieces of shit want everything for free and provide zero for society.

  • Emerson Winchester III
    June 29, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    Kinda surprised English was spoken in there.

    • Margaret Sanger was right
      July 1, 2020 at 5:36 am

      They provide a valuable service. They are the breeders for the DNC.

  • Sunioj
    June 29, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    My biggest regret about being a slave owner was breeding them for size, it was all fine and dandy til honest abe set them free. Now, not only do I have to do my own chores instead of counting my precious money. But the gigantic baboons keep messing up the pretty girls

  • Racism is an epidemic if you include black racism, actually that would be a pandemic
    June 29, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    Black people say, “white bitches be like _____”, and the responses are “yeah, they be like ______”

    If you say black (anything), the replies are, “racist,” “I’ll beat your ass”, “stfu.”

    Must be more of that privilege

  • Victory Lane
    June 29, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    Little extra leg work to find details on the blonde? Sup?

  • greg skinner-goldblatt
    June 29, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    fat spic welfare pig

  • Gangster Talk
    June 29, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    I don’t know whats stronger, her wrestling ability or the button on her jeans

    • Mortal Kombat
      June 30, 2020 at 12:42 am


  • Ozzy
    June 29, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    Let’s just defund the police. It’s obvious they already know how to handle situations. Just surprised it was one on one.

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    June 29, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    So a black beat up a white – when do we whites start looting and burning businesses?

    • Becky Brigade
      June 29, 2020 at 6:44 pm

      We’re meeting up at Yankee Candle tonight at the Wrentham Outlets. Bring your Starbucks so we know you’re one of us.

      • Captain Trips
        Say No to Nogs
        June 30, 2020 at 11:15 am

        I’m dying my hair bright fluorescent purple just for the occasion!

  • Done with this shit
    June 29, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    30 lbs?? Each one of its friggin LEGS weighs at least that. How pathetic this tub of angry lard is allowed to procreate. Hope it’s put done for the good of society.

    • jobrienxxx176
      When thighs were thighs
      June 30, 2020 at 7:48 pm

      Those thighs remind me of Earl Campbell in his prime for the Oilers

  • Disgusted
    June 29, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    She keeps referring to the girls race as white. That clearly makes it a racial problem. Nasty fat pig should be charged with a hate crime. The continued beating on the ground is a violent beating and is a felony. Massachusetts Liberals would never charge IT like that. Sub Human animal going off like that in a store. I hate Liberals

  • North of the Border
    June 29, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    People are already getting tired of this shit. And when the pendulum swings back the other way, it ain’t gonna be pretty.

  • Ghetto Culture
    June 29, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Congratulations on the continued behavior that proves what you really are. Your children who witnessed your horrid behavior will grow up thinking this behavior is acceptable. It isn’t
    What is forgotten by those that act like this is ensuring all the government assistance comes to an end because the MAJORITY of Americans are sick of your shit and actually vote. Even the ones who pretend they care are in no way going to vote to allow the further destruction of America

  • Fact
    June 29, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    Whites can’t fight.

    • Vlad
      June 29, 2020 at 3:05 pm

      Continue to think that and you’re going to be surprised

      • Fact
        June 29, 2020 at 4:10 pm

        Fight me then, pussy. The lot of you, judging by Facebook, are sloppy boomers who couldn’t lift a dick to take a piss.

        • Opinion
          June 29, 2020 at 4:50 pm

          You sound like a fella who knows his way around a penis. Something you want to share with the group, ol’ buddy? Maybe there’s a closet you’d like to abandon, so you can live your best life?

        • george costanza
          REEL FAKS
          June 29, 2020 at 6:39 pm

          120 Gaslight drive, Weymouth bitch. Pack a lunch so I can eat it over your crumpled heap after I fold you like a lawn chair.

      • Grand Master
        June 29, 2020 at 6:00 pm

        More like fuckin monkeys either A. Pick fights when they have a size advantage
        B. Out number the opponents
        C. can get the drop when the opponents not looking.

        That’s ok though cuz we just keep breeding you and using you for our entertsinment. Nfl is the modern day gladiators…without beheadings unfortunately. You are the dumb race. We are the master race!

    • Agent Provocateur
      June 29, 2020 at 6:10 pm

      Tyson Fury

  • Every Woman Is Beautiful
    June 29, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    Especially when the belly is floppier than the tiddays.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 29, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    I often wonder what it’s like to live in a shit hole city. Is it that easy? Can I just go to a wal-mart and hang out near the goya section and eventually some jabbering spic will come pick a fight with me?

  • Liawatha
    June 29, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    Why did the white provoke Marra Maries? She was already having a bad day! smh:(

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      June 29, 2020 at 1:42 pm

      Of course she was having a bad day. Her aèroposàl coupon expired!

  • JoeMomma
    June 29, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    Somebody call Franklin Park Zoo….one of the gorilla’s has escaped.

  • Crispy C
    June 29, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Fucking ratchet can’t even afford to shop at Target. Lol.

    Now society can look forward to her four retarded kids coming of age, beating people up at Walmart, and getting pregnant at 14 and repeating the cycle. How many baby-daddy’s does she have?

    • bigdaddy
      June 29, 2020 at 1:13 pm

      With 4 kids there are probably at least 3

  • Paul Casale
    Press Charges
    June 29, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    The white chick needs to press charges against this fat pig. The evidence is there. Also DCF needs to investigate her & the kids need to be placed in a foster home until the investigation is complete. These dumb bitches have to learn their actions have consequences.

  • hartf811
    Kneegrows is funny
    June 29, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    “My sista has an ready fucked up morning.”
    Well, what could have happened for a sheboon to snap like that?

    Guy who anally abused her the night before didn’t call?
    DCF captured one of her 12 kids with a net?
    Consumer Cellular data limit reached?
    Moms with the Chiquita Banana hat couldn’t watch the kids so she could climb aboard the Henny Train that night?
    Broke a toof?
    ICE issued a warrant?

  • Norm
    June 29, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    Auburn-haired Sheboons like Marra Maries Figueroa are thriving in Massholechusetts. She didn’t get her fat, disgusting ass and man legs by working the fields picking lettuce or fruits, and she definitely didn’t burn off any ass fat by walking here from Central America in a migrant caravan.

    How does Massholechusetts benefit from Auburn-haired Sheboons like Marra Maries Figueroa? What does she add to our society and culture?

    To all Barbies: Still got that “Resist” bumper sticker on your car? You understand that Marra Maries Figueroa’s life matters, correct? Is Trump a Nazi? Aren’t you glad the rayciss police weren’t there to commit genocide? Ask Maura Healey for help, not a firearm, she won’t give you either.

  • SMH
    You're too kind
    June 29, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    Rotund got more than 35 lbs. on skinny white girl.

  • jaxon
    June 29, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    If you’re over 18 and you do this you should always go to jail.

  • Retail, ugh.
    June 29, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    I do field service for a number of industries, including retail, and it has been a real eye-opener. I don’t know what’s going on with Saugus in general, but Square One Mall has been trouble for years now, so I can only imagine that noise made it’s way across RT 1.

    • Ghetto One Mall
      June 29, 2020 at 1:22 pm

      It’s been the ghetto one mall since it opened. No self respecting white person has entered that mall since 1996. The kneegrows, chiggas, and spics ruin everything they touch.

  • hartf811
    Slave ship
    June 29, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    The crime is that the Dominican kneegrow was in the store on welfare benefits.
    Like rats, if you keep feeding them they will be out and about in the daytime.

  • D.B. Cooper
    June 29, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    Many of these assholes are looking for reasons to act out knowing they most likely will never be held accountable

    1776.2 is here kids. Plan accordingly

  • WLM
    June 29, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Why do obese, ugly women flash their fat asses like that’s something to be proud of? Big asses are only attractive to the guy who wants to fuck you right now, and you’re the only one around. He might not admit it, but your cellulite filled backside and thighs are fucking gross.


    Walmart takes EBT right? Of course, that’s why this fat bitch was shopping there.

    Guess what fat fucking cunt… you might have beat the shit out of her, but at the end of the day… she’s still thin & white, and you’re not. So how’s that working out for you my N-word with an A?

  • Fat-Ass Conspiracy
    June 29, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    My conspiracy theory is that black women are attempting to eat ALL the food so white women will starve to death.

  • Third World Barbarisns.
    June 29, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    A basic shaneequa chimping out.
    The civil war is here. When will whites realize and fight back?.

  • bigdaddy
    June 29, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    just another reason to never go to a wal-mart

  • Pat McGroyn
    June 29, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    This fat mess just doesn’t like any girl who can wear corduroy pants without starting a fire.

  • capone181
    Bruce Lee
    June 29, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    Want to fight?

    Fight me!

    • Police Academy 2
      June 29, 2020 at 7:16 pm

      Oh no!! Not on broccoli!!

  • Phil McCracken
    June 29, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    That is some next-level rage right there…my God that was tough to watch.
    If those 4 little ones (quadruplets??) in the pics are hers, get them the fuck away from this monstrosity .
    They don’t have a fucking chance.

  • Osiris
    June 29, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Replacing the word “were” with “was”, as in “YOU WAS NOT THERE” OR “WAS YOU THERE?” is literally the definition of a hood-booger.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    June 29, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    There is always someone commenting that other people don’t know what really happened because ” they weren’t there”.

    The truth is they weren’t there also, so they don’t know what the hell really happened either.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    June 29, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    I guarantee the white girl did and said nothing. These ghetto hogs are constantly looking to attack smaller white girls all the time. I see this shit in Brockton,Fall River and New Bedford on the regular. They are the most racist fucking scum on the planet. Because they are unfit for society and they know it they are petrified of being left behind. Unfortunately now a days the left has made it their job to make sure we give them everything possible to survive. Whether it’s money, free college or all the other benefits and social programs. Without that these people would be left behind and die off. It’s the whole survival of the fittest thing. Except we stop and help them catch up to the rest of us civil law abiding people. This is the down fall of our society. It’s not a race thing there are plenty of unfit white people and plenty of fit black and Latinos and other races. However it quickly becoming apparent that white people are the ones discriminated against now a days. But I’m telling you it’s becoming a war of the fit versus the unfit. We as the fit can no longer let the unfit slow us down.

  • This Is Why We Cant Have Nice Things
    June 29, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    The civil war is here and the apes are chimping out fuck nlack lives matter savages.

  • Eugene
    June 29, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    So if your black you can assault white people because of slavery that ended 155 years ago.

  • randiguy2006
    June 29, 2020 at 11:58 am

    Thats kinda hot!

  • Greg
    June 29, 2020 at 11:58 am

    I seen that Barbie holding a BLM sign in a few of those protests /looting’s.

  • Liawatha
    June 29, 2020 at 11:48 am

    I heard Barbie took the last box of condoms. No wonder that virtuous, wise latina erupted in anger.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      June 29, 2020 at 1:41 pm


      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        July 2, 2020 at 6:16 am

        On board with this. That Latina has never once utilized any kind of prophylactic.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    June 29, 2020 at 11:46 am

    Typical behavior from these animals

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