marra figueroa, walmart, saugus, walmart fights, world star hip hop
A wild red haired velociratchet at the Saugus Walmart was caught on video over the weekend pummeling the shit out of a blonde chick.
Safe to say that Rotund Rousey got the best of that one. It’s also safe to say that that wasn’t a fight, it was a crime. Bitch was holding her Obamaphone while reigning down blows upon her counterpart, and you could hear the thud of the taxpayer funded unlimited data plan as it came in contact with the woman’s skull.
Good Lord, someone could’ve gotten seriously hurt there. Neither of them was wearing a mask!
Rotund Rousey deserves to be in jail for that one. Using a phone as a weapon is no different than using brass knuckles. Credit to north shore Barbie though, she still had some fight left in her after the beating was finished.
Saugus has the misfortune of not only being Saugus, but also having close proximity to Lynn, Peabody, Revere, and Boston. So you can just imagine the clientele this Walmart draws on a regular basis. Turns out Rotund Rousey is a Boston mother who goes by Marra Maries Figueroa, and she’s got a litter of crotch fruits who will grow up thinking it’s normal for Mom to handle slight disagreements in public in this manner.
Thunder thighs here knows exactly how to pose to attract the kind of men who will give her the pump and dump.
Looks like someone hasn’t been missing leg day.
Rotund Rousey graced us with her presence in the comments to declare her victory as the most ratchet chick in the Saugus Walmart this weekend. Guess what she blamed her behavior on?
Racism of course. Her friends concurred.
This is just what you do now when you get caught committing a crime – blame it on anger from racism. Because if you’re mad about racism you can loot, burn, steal, assault, doesn’t matter. All is forgiven if the person you’re victimizing did something racist. Ya know, to avenge your ancestors or something.
Frederick Douglas once stated that he hoped that 200 years later his ancestors would be flexing the fupa on white bitches in Walmart.
But according to the guy who posted the video none of that actually happened.
Rotund Rousey did not like that, and had some pretty specific instructions for Shane.
That fight was just the undercard. She’ll fight anyone at Walmart any time.
Funny though, because race wasn’t mentioned in earlier comments when she said that her actions were acceptable because she was having “the most horrible day,” and north shore Barbie committed the crime of walking in front of her.
Girl, you know you outweigh her by 35 pounds. You’re not fooling anyone. And it’s definitely not the first time your ass has been in a Walmart fight, it’s just the first time you became Turtleboy famous for it.
For what it’s worth the boyfriend of north shore Barbie claims that Rotund Rousey was targeting white people.
But again, none of that matters because girlfriend has to avenge Harriet Tubman, and therefore kicking the shit out of white people in department stores is allowed for the indefinite future.
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