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2021 Ratchet Madness Final 4


Voting is completed in the Elite 8 and we have our Ratchet Madness 2021 Final 4.

This has been the most anti-climactic Ratchet Madness in history….until now. We all knew Big Black Jeffrey, Monica Cannon-Grant, and Rachael Rollins were gonna cruise to the Final 4. We knew Beast Lightning was a sizable favorite after taking out Giannetti. BBJ hasn’t won with less than 80%, MCG just went under 80% for the first time but won easily, and Road Rage Rollins doubled up Rhonda Rubbish. Now they have to face each other and anything can happen. Vote for which one two ratchets should face off for the chance to go down in history with Trashley Loslopyyho, Didi Delgado, Rian Waters, and Nikki Evans as champions. Click here to read their ratchet resumes.



4. Beast Lightning vs. 2. Big Black Jeffrey

4. Beast Lightning



2. Big Black Jeffrey




1. Monica Cannon-Grant vs. 1. Rachael Rollins

1. Monica Cannon-Grant




1. Road Rage Rollins






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44 Comment(s)
  • Sir Wilfred Death
    April 30, 2021 at 7:24 am

    What a Ratchet Madness. Every year it gets better and better.

    Its hard to imagine four more filthy miscreants. I’m on the edge of my seat.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    April 28, 2021 at 11:12 pm

    Wait a minute… I haven’t checked in about a week.,, uhm what happened to Meth Mongoose Giannatti???? How could he not make the final 4????
    I find this highly suspicious.

  • Help !
    April 28, 2021 at 10:51 pm

    Please !
    Please please ‍‍Someone explain‍‍ BIG Monteys tweet?
    Her “first time she was 15years old ? Blood coming out her nose hands off policy?”
    What does this mean I have seen it and I was wondering did she screw her cousin lol I’m totally confused

  • Nog Vs Nog
    April 28, 2021 at 8:08 pm

    Which ape wins the chimp out?

  • Karen of All Karens
    April 28, 2021 at 5:53 pm

    MCG vs Rollins is true WWE-style heavy weight match. Too bad they are on the same side of the aisle – that would have been an all time final.

    That said Rollins is not “ratchet”. She is a pure evil cunt but she is not ratchet.

    I am calling
    MCG versus Jeffrey —- Boo Ya!

    • BIG MIKE
      April 28, 2021 at 6:46 pm

      Rollins is an absolute ghoul.

      • FUCK YOU
        April 28, 2021 at 10:51 pm

        But she’s a lawyer and possibly our next US Attorney. I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch who you were (a nobody, no doubt)… I’m sure your achievements precede you!

        • Karen of All Karens
          April 29, 2021 at 7:58 am

          Excuse me Mr /Mrs/ or “other”, I take offense to your insinuation that I am a nobody. We are all “somebody” – even you.

          I don’t care what Ms. Rollins job description is, nor do I care what the color of her skin is. She believes and has shown that she thinks she is above many things that the rest of us Somebody’s are apparently not.

          That makes here a Class A cunt in my “nobody book”.

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 28, 2021 at 5:29 pm

    Ratchet Rollins is one of three finalist for US attorney for the city of Boston. You have got to be fucking kidding me. This CUNT could not spell FBI if you spotted her the F and B. Buy your guns while you can, there’s plenty of ammo in New Hampshire.

  • Dog Faced Pony Soldier
    April 28, 2021 at 3:26 pm

    The award should not go to a well known local always in the news.


  • Purina Vulture Chow
    April 28, 2021 at 3:21 pm

    Is it too late to get a mail in ballot for JaJa postmarked?

  • Metros Empty Nutsack
    April 28, 2021 at 3:18 pm

    I’m broke

  • Porch Goblin
    April 28, 2021 at 3:15 pm

    Did not remember Beast Lightning that well.Just browsed through her
    “Ratchet Resume” again. Good Lord………….

  • Jalajhia “Raw Dog” Finklea
    April 28, 2021 at 2:28 pm

    “Hero’s get remembered but ratchets never die”

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 28, 2021 at 1:45 pm

    This has to be the biggest final 4 yet!
    I mean weight wise.
    There is about 1,600lbs between the 4 of them and BBJ has the build of an aids patient in a concentration camp.

    • soxrock191
      April 28, 2021 at 3:17 pm

      LMFAO !!!

  • Sal O’Mal
    April 28, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    I would describe some of the finalists are more race hustler than ratchet. May I propose a Race-y Award for those prospects. (Eg, Rollins, Swan).

  • Meanwhile in TB Land
    April 28, 2021 at 12:26 pm

    Aidan worried about a silly stuff… Meanwhile lets not talk about his daughter’s new black boyfriend, or that the AG’s office is investigating him for the GF scam, or he is back on his mom’s basement.
    Why did Aidan not put himself in the madness this year?. He sure has most of the bullet points others have!

    • Jen Pissaki
      April 28, 2021 at 5:20 pm

      Yet here you are taking the time to comment and hanging on every word. Did you get that job at the Gloryhole for the benefits or just to get a head

      • FUCK YOU
        April 28, 2021 at 10:54 pm

        I believe the above commenter is exercising that pesky free speech you love to trumpet all the time….when it benefits you though…go figure!!!

  • Boston Irish
    Mud duck
    April 28, 2021 at 11:41 am

    Monica is now a millionaire . Dats buyin a lot of Popeyes yo

  • Amanda Robb
    April 28, 2021 at 11:39 am

    He’ll hold the line
    Turtleboy for school committee

    April 28, 2021 at 11:21 am

    JaJa could have been her

  • Liawatha's sidekick Captain Obvious:
    April 28, 2021 at 10:56 am

    How wonderfully POC are being represented and being considered for such a prestigious award!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      April 28, 2021 at 11:54 am

      I wholeheartedly agree Captain!

  • Observer
    April 28, 2021 at 10:55 am

    Turtleboy, your story about the hit list created by the fundamentalists in Sturbridge has been picked up by “behindtheblack dot com.
    You are receiving national and international coverage.
    Keep up the good work.

    • Does that guy have a big audience?
      April 28, 2021 at 11:02 am

      At first glance just looks like space junkie.

      • Observer
        April 28, 2021 at 3:23 pm

        Space junkie and politics are his loves.
        He is also invited onto different radio shows to talk about his two loves.

  • Observer X
    April 28, 2021 at 10:54 am

    MCG wins due to recency (idiocy) bias?

  • Fall Rivs
    April 28, 2021 at 10:29 am

    It’s like the Cosby Kids school pictures!!

    • Observer X
      Annie Dookhan
      April 28, 2021 at 11:22 am

      How dare you!

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    April 28, 2021 at 10:21 am

    I’m disappointed that our Jill got knocked out. It’s hard balancing the criteria of pure Ratchedness with an impulse to punish people for being complete garbage humans. Oh well.

    At least we can hope she gets fired.

  • Chip Striker
    April 28, 2021 at 10:12 am

    Monica vs Rachel now is like those Cowboys vs 49ers NFC Championship games in the 90’s..

  • Calm WhiteDad
    April 28, 2021 at 10:10 am

    The final four looks like my toilet bowl full o’ turds. Like the Munchausen Abortion lovers, my brown babies get flushed too. What a coincidence.

    • Jalajhia's runny snatch
      April 28, 2021 at 7:21 pm

      An all N!GGER final

  • Hay is adequate bedding
    April 28, 2021 at 10:05 am

    All dark bars remaining.Shocking.

  • Jilian Fuller
    April 28, 2021 at 9:55 am

    JAJA was robbed

    • JaJa The Queen Of The Pink Sock
      April 28, 2021 at 10:00 am

      Robbed and corn holed often

  • Krispen Wah
    April 28, 2021 at 9:45 am

    It was a conspiracy….
    It was a setup…
    The numbers were fudged….
    Dominion machines are being hidden as we speak….

    All to keep Jalaahiiijuha from reaching the heights of champion

    Her family fucked her first, TB fucked her last.

  • Tom Thumb
    April 28, 2021 at 9:41 am

    Obesity? Maybe low IQ?

    Hard to put my thumb on it.

    • FUCK YOU
      April 28, 2021 at 10:58 pm

      Well both of those are fixable with a little work. Please don’t despair, this website strongly advocates for suicide prevention!!

  • It was me
    April 28, 2021 at 9:40 am

    There was a home Invasion shooting in Dudley and I’m hearing it was one of ur previous story subjects that was the victim. Not positive tho so I won’t say the name but Webster police said his car was in area of a shooting last summer. Look into it may be a story

  • hartf811
    April 28, 2021 at 9:31 am

    Seems to be a common trait here outside of rachetism.
    What can it be?

    • Observer
      April 28, 2021 at 10:26 am

      Is it they all vote democrat

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