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Clarence Woods Emerson Suspended Again: Here’s How You Can Follow TB On Twitter, Facebook, Email Alerts, And Turtle Club


The Clarence Woods Emerson Facebook page, which has over 25,000 followers, was suspended yesterday for 30 days. No explanation was given, other than something I said was bullying and harassment.

I’m completely desensitized to this at this point and really don’t care. You can message Clarence Woods Emerson I just cannot post from there. My backup account Terrance Collie cannot post when Clarence is suspended because Facebook figured out that this was a way around the bans. So here is how you can and should follow Turtleboy:


Subscribe to our email list. 

If you don’t use social media you can be alerted every time a new blog is published by subscribing to our email list. On desktops it is along the right hand side, and on mobile devices it’s below the comments underneath the content.

In case you haven’t figured it out yet we are slowly fazing out Turtleboy Sports. TB Daily News covers the same content, it’s just packaged differently. For instance don’t put words like “fupasloth” and “spunk trumpet” in our headlines. We do this because words like that are a distraction from the actual content in the blog, and it’s really easy for people who have never read the blog before to dismiss it as soon as they see a headline like that. Also, Turtleboy Sports is banned from Google AdSense because of previous content, so we hardly make any revenue on ads, thus the creation of the new site two years ago.

The Turtleboy Sports blogs will be there forever, but TB Daily News is the primary blog now and the only one we share on social media. Eventually it will be the only website we publish.



  • Follow the Uncle Turtleboy page (16,500 turtle riders) by clicking here. This page is the longest lasting page I’ve had since our page with 112,000 followers was removed in 2017. It’s just growing slowly, so get your ass back on there if you haven’t liked it already.

  • Follow the Turtleboy Sports page (almost 11,000 turtle riders) by clicking here. Just like them both because chances are one will be removed in the not so distant future. Pages like these don’t get suspended, they get taken down.

  • Follow the Turtleboy Sports Only Fans Facebook group (almost 15,000 turtle riders) by clicking here. This is a group, not a page, which means fans post relevant Turtleboy content for other fans to interact with. I am not an admin on this page.



I was banned from Twitter for 2 years and could not create new accounts because they track your devices and wifi. So I bought a new phone and a new computer and now they let me on their platform. It’s just not growing as quickly as it was before. I post a lot more on Twitter than I do on Facebook, and it’s more political. If you previously followed me on Twitter and would like to continue to do so here’s how:

  • Follow @DoctorTurtleboy by clicking here. I only use this account when I’m home and will not sign into it using a mobile device because I’m pretty sure Twitter will ban me if I do that.

  • Follow @TurtleboyPhone by clicking here. This is the account I use when I’m not home or dicking around on my phone. Follow them both.

  • Follow @TurtleboyTweets by clicking here. This is a fan run account that has been active for 2 years since I was unable to create new accounts. It has over 21,000 followers, but if you message them you will not reach me. If you follow that account there is no reason not to follow the others. Just click the button.
  • Follow @TurtleboyQuotes by clicking here. This is a fan run account that quotes the most memorable one liners from blogs and live shows. It’s quite entertaining.



Our Live Show airs every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday night at 9 PM, and if you’re not listening you’re missing the best content. We often give our subscribers content on the show that does not end up on the blog, or is aired there first. Every Saturday night I do a freestyle wrap to recap the week, and our YouTube production crew creates “Turtleboy Shorts” videos highlighting some of the most memorable content. We have over 16,000 subscribers but would love to get that to 20,000. Click here to subscribe and check out the content.



I have no idea how Reddit works, and I hate pretty much everyone on that website. But if you’re into it we do have a Reddit page (I think they call them “subreddits”) where admins upload blogs and content for discussion. Click here to join.


Turtle Club

We have created an exclusive club for Turtle Riders that will give you access to content that no one else gets. We will be publishing blogs that only members can read, and every Wednesday night we will be having premium, members only live streams at 9 PM. However, these streams will only take place on the blogs, not on our YouTube channel. The reason for doing this is so that we own the content. Ultimately YouTube can shut us down whenever they feel like, and eventually that day will probably come, considering we’ve already been banned from PayPal, Facebook, Twitter, GoFundMe, and Google AdSense. Creating paid membership clubs on a platform that we own enables us to become self-sufficient without depending on advertisers (who often get harassed and leave out of frustration), and means that content can’t be removed by SJW tech companies.

To join Turtle Club click hereYou will create a user name that will use to sign in. If you do not sign in you will not be able to access the content, watch the shows, or read the premium blogs. The live streams on Wednesday will be broadcast from both Turtleboy Sports and TB Daily News, and you can comment on them live just as you would do on YouTube. Here’s last week’s stream.

I love what I do, and I’m going to continue to churn out content for years to come. Turtleboy grows by the day despite unprecedented censorship in the form of deplatforming, frivolous lawsuits, bogus harassment orders, and harassment of advertisers. Eventually, when I have more time, I will be looking for new bloggers. I’ve been burned by a couple recently (Bristol, Manch), so I’ve been hesitant to bring anyone else on board. It’s also really hard to find people who have the talent, so it takes time. I’m not looking for anyone at the moment because I don’t have time to do that, but I will be soon.





36 Comment(s)
  • Dr. Fauci
    June 3, 2021 at 9:23 pm

    Stick with e mail. It works for me. Keeps me out of trouble.

  • Cliff Clavin
    June 3, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    It’s a little known fact that when stuff is FREE, it’s really not free. Some platforms have hidden agendas. The first amendment only applies to newspapers according to these platforms. However, there are ways around these imposed guidelines.

  • Captain Trips
    June 3, 2021 at 8:38 pm

    Sure I’ll kick in a few bucks, maybe you’ll take that whale of a wife of yours out dancing with the money and she’ll shed a couple tons of that blubber.

  • Cops are shady.
    June 3, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    John Borowiec Killed molly Bish with probably the help of Gerald. John worked at the cemetery behind the pond and he worked for a company that’s attached to the woods Molly’s body was found. That location was also used by the shady cops in town for a shooting range and a hang out. They also deal with heavy machinery and if you’ve been through the area you know works been done in the woods with heavy equipment. Also not far from the area her body was found is another cemetery. He was watching her for a bit and was very comfortable with the area. John fits all this and he was the only witness to see the white car that day in the cemetery.. the body was found not far from his other job locations. He grew up in the area and knew all the cops. The dogs loss the scent of Molly that day because she was simply put in the back of the cemetery work truck. You’ll hear news about another dead suspect but it was John with most likely help from Gerald.

  • Rian!
    June 3, 2021 at 7:57 pm

    Oh shoot, I am like a claraboyant or something, I saw this coming.
    My next prediction is that turd boy will get a few teeth knocked out by a past

  • E Pubis Scrotum
    May 26, 2021 at 11:27 pm

    If a tree falls on a turtle in the forest does anyone give a fuck?

  • doughbro
    May 26, 2021 at 11:19 pm

    I’d rather hang by my nut sack from a ceiling fan than join any of those ethergossip fucksights!!
    Don’t forget the lights…………..Peace out!

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    May 26, 2021 at 10:59 pm

    Fuckin mutiny I tells ya! Keelhaul that somebitch!!

  • Brought to you by Ellis Fire
    May 26, 2021 at 9:32 pm

    Suck it Turd Boy

    You are and always will be a looooosah!

    Go stock up dildos at the sex store, your boyfriend already told us how much you like handling dongs.

  • Sinbad
    May 26, 2021 at 8:16 pm


  • What Gives?
    May 26, 2021 at 7:32 pm

    I don’t get it dude.
    You hate Facebook, in fact you claim to hate it so much your signature logo is a turtle taking a piss on Facebook so why do try so hard to be part of the Facebook club and cry like a bitch every time they kick you out?

  • Fusion GPS
    May 26, 2021 at 6:51 pm

    Dems would never risk alienating their coveted murderer/rapist vote.

  • WTF
    May 26, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    I don’t understand why non-leftists try to cling to facebook and twitter.
    They hate you.

  • GaffPack CEO
    May 26, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    How many days are you going to cry about this? Stop saying “smash that like button,” you’re a 40 year old man calling himself “Turtleboy” who says “smash that like button.” Grow up, you massive butt plug.

    • Spic Tormentor
      June 3, 2021 at 9:03 pm

      Bet you wouldn’t say that to Aidans face you fucking pussy motherfucker.

  • Captain Trips
    May 26, 2021 at 3:16 pm

    I’m already a member of all of these sites and I’m hoping and praying you’ll start a MySpace page.

  • Joe
    May 26, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    I have just about given up that cesspool known as Facebook. I suggest that anyone who loves this country do the same.

  • hartf811
    May 26, 2021 at 2:49 pm

    But they can say that the Biden Circus BLT-123 lgbtq freak-show is all healthy, wealthy and well.
    “Pothole” Pete Buttigieg. Couldn’t make that shit up.

    • Spic Tormentor
      June 3, 2021 at 9:02 pm

      Bet you wouldn’t say that to Aidans face you fucking pussy motherfucker.

  • randiguy2006
    May 26, 2021 at 12:29 pm

    “Eventually, when I have more time….”

    Yeah your schedule must be so jam packed with cutting and pasting.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 26, 2021 at 2:24 pm

      Enjoy your moment. Trump will be president again in 2024.

      Hopefully he’ll shut off welfare so you’ll be forced to get a job or die.

      • Diz
        May 26, 2021 at 6:48 pm

        Trumpanzee’s lolololololololol

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    May 26, 2021 at 12:26 pm

    Ha! TurtleBro is abandoning all of you degenerates who made him popular with your disgustingly entertaining comments.

    We all know when he stops posting here he will fade into the blogspam universe.

    Nobody really cares about you TurtleBro, or anything you write. You’re the articles in playboy, and the comments are the hate-porn your readers are really here for.

    Tbdailynews comments will be censored and your various foul mouthed racist folk hero personas will be dead. Alas, alack!

    • Linda Coralyn
      May 26, 2021 at 1:09 pm

      But YOU care about him. You post on here often. Life’s short, sparky -if you don’t appreciate TBs acerbic wit, why do you spend time on this site, reading the stories and commenting? Is your life that fucking empty? Join a bowling league. Stop being pathetic.

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        May 26, 2021 at 5:37 pm

        It doesn’t take that much time, and honestly I really only skim the articles. They are boring, self-satisfied, overwritten, and completely unedited.

        The comments are pure unadulterated masshole rage, and I find that very interesting because most of the time it’s moderated or censored by masshole libs. So its the comment section here that’s valuable, which is my point. The articles are unremarkable. the comment section is a unique look it’s the depths of the masshole townie mind.

        And hilariously you guys are pretty tame. Positively cuddly really.

        • Linda Coralyn
          May 27, 2021 at 5:07 am

          And yet you take all this time to insinuate yourself into the site, reading comments, making comments. You are obsessed with all things TB, while trying to convince yourself and us you’re not. It’s ok – stay in the closet til you feel safe to come out. We’re still gonna label you pathetic though. Cause, really you are

          • Alexander Rich-Shea
            Alexander Rich-Shea
            May 27, 2021 at 1:07 pm

            I’m obsessed with a lot of things.

            I’m very very worried about what you’re going to label me. You post under the name “hate has a home here” but yeah like definitely tell me about your labels for me, that’s quite a bon mot.

            You know what’s funny is that there’s probably so many people who think I’m obsessed with one particular thing. It doesn’t occur to them that I’m obsessed with lots and lots of different things. It’s called having a life.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 26, 2021 at 2:26 pm

      “disgustingly accurate comments”.

      There. Fixed it for you. Trump will be president again in 2024. Enjoy your time.

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        May 26, 2021 at 5:39 pm

        Truth be told, I didn’t mind Trump’s presidency so much. If Biden doesn’t forgive my federal student loans like he promised then I might even vote for Trump the next time.

        • Alexander Rich-Shea
          June 3, 2021 at 9:15 pm

          I often masturbate thinking about my mom’s tits. She was such a dirty slut

  • Professor Griff
    May 26, 2021 at 12:03 pm

    I bet it was that filthy, disgusting, lowlife criminal lanette fisher-hertz aka lanette sweeney.

  • Ray Patriarca
    May 26, 2021 at 11:32 am

    Needs a Scud missile up his scrawny heeb ass !

  • z
    May 26, 2021 at 11:21 am

    Get on….

  • randiguy2006
    May 26, 2021 at 11:17 am

    This is what failure looks like.

  • Linda Coralyn
    May 26, 2021 at 11:15 am

    Never surrender TURTLEBOY. You are the voice that exposes evil, corruption, and sjws. If you weren’t sooooo good at it, they wouldn’t be trying to silence you.

    Ever forward

    • Was It sober When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?!?
      May 26, 2021 at 6:04 pm

      (Asking for a friend)

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